locals only, brah. you've been here three days! right?♪ ding, ding, ding went the bell ♪ ♪ zing, zing, zing went my heart strings ♪ ♪ from the moment i saw you, i fell ♪ come on, everybody! he lives in a shack. he sits on the beach all day and parties all night. what kind of life is that? an awesome one. best life ever. first time i've ever been jealous of him. good friends would lie. oh, yeah. big kimo will make me feel better. he likes to put rum in his breakfast smoothie. (laurie laughs) is that the candle holder from your room? mm, don't worry about it. (mouths word) since the, uh, hotel shops are closed, i thought you guys would like to see what my husband thinks is appropriate resort wear. oh. it's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool but also get paid for sex. you can do that? is that a job? it's ridiculous. i'm not stupid. hey. hey. you know, i know you're worried about trav, but it's not all bad. you have great island hair. you know, when the wind hits it just right, i look like i'm in a duran duran video. (chuckles) list