(laughter) >> jon: you're saying brahm bam and osama bin laden could be the same age because obama was smuggled as a five-year-old into this country in a woman's vagina? >> i have heard people saying that, jon. i-- (laughter) >> i just heard you say it, actually. >> jon: you know, how would that you be, so when obama was five years old he was the size of a newborn baby. >> jon, wake up, how else could he fit into a woman's vagina. >> jon: we don't have time for this, thank you. what's the most amazing ...was it something big? ...or something small? ...something old? ...or something new? ...or maybe, just maybe... it's something you haven't seen yet. the 2nd generation of intel core processors. stunning visuals, intelligent performance. this is visibly smart. >> jon: welcome back to the show! so dominique strauss-kahn former head of the international monetary fund was arrested this week after agenciedly sexually assaulting a hotel made has posted bail of $1 million in cash. how does the head of the international monetary fund get that kind-- well, there goes nigeria's mosquito net money

staff sergeant david brahm of vacaville is the sixth soldier for allegedly taking part in those killings was from a base near seattle killed three afghan civilians during patrols in the kandahar province last year. >>> and two brothers accused of a triple murder wrapped up their third day of deliberations. the men thought their inlaws had killed their brother. >>> the future of oakland's two injunctions could be in jeopardy. the council is considering stripping funding for the north oakland and the proposed fruitvale safety zone. critics say the money on the injunctions could be better spent on other programs. supporters say they are a useful tool on combating violence. >>> an elderly man may have had a medical emergency before losing control of his car early this morning. the car went off the highway, rolled and ended up more than 100 feet down the canyon. the man died at the scene. the chp says it was raining at the time but it's unknown if that contributed to the crash. >>> former governor arnold schwarzenegger today admitted to fathering an illegitimate child with a staff member. rit

(laughter) >> jon: you're saying brahm bam and osama bin laden could be the same age because obama was smuggled as a five-year-old into this country in a woman's vagina? >> i have heard people saying that, jon. i-- (laughter) >> i just heard you say it, actually. >> jon: you know, how would that you be, so when obama was five years old he was the size of a newborn baby. >> jon, wake up, how else could he fit into a woman's vagina. >> jon: we don't have time for this, thank you. i'm robert shapiro. over a million people have discovered how easy it is to use legalzoom for important legal documents. so start your business, protect your family, launch your dreams. at legalzoom.com we put the law on your side. launch your dreams. yeaaaa... awesome, man. incoming! that was sick, bro! woooooohoooooo that stick got no piece of me. yeaaaa... unreal! 76 training buddies. natural movement perfected. realflex from reebok. >> jon: welcome back to the show! so dominique strauss-kahn former head of the international monetary fund was arrested this week after agenciedly sexually assaulting a hotel mad

the army has filed charges against david brahm, a 27-year-old from vacaville who was part of a stryker unit. he is accused of solicitation to commit premeditated murder and assault on afghan will thats. failing to report crimes and planting evidence. he is the 6th unit member to be charged including this soldier who has pleaded guilty and pointed the finger at another squad member during this interrogation. >> members of the unit from the luis mccord base are accused of killing three civilians last year by individually luring them into a trap and opening fire under the guise they were enemy combatants. they say this case involves a tiny fraction of the u.s. military. >> when we take young men and divorce them from their surroundings, we are literally one step away from being blown up or losing our limbs you will get once in awhile some sort of behavior on a few of them. >> he says discipline can break down when soldiers are not sure of the mission. >> there is no reason for this kind of conduct, and i would suspect that there may be other instances for this. the longer we are there the

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(laughter) >> jon: you're saying brahm bam and osama bin laden could be the same age because obama was smuggled as a five-year-old into this country in a woman's vagina? >> i have heard people saying that, jon. i-- (laughter) >> i just heard you say it, actually. >> jon: you know, how would that you be, so when obama was five years old he was the size of a newborn baby. >> jon, wake up, how else could he fit into a woman's vagina. >> jon: we don't have time for this, thank you. [ male announcer ] this is the nexus s 4g, the first phone that's google to the core, with sprint's super fast 4g speed. a phone this powerful can do almost anything. so now... [ cat meows ] ...we can fill the internet with even more cats. with 4g speed, the latest version of android, and the best google apps, cats can be searched, watched, and shared faster than ever. the nexus s 4g. only from sprint. america's favorite 4g network. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.com. uh, do you know this guy? i'm not gonna cry, am i? only if you don't believe in the power of friendship. [ male announcer ] movie

impressive and her head coach a former soviet possible legend and i told him wish the one to invent brahms's for the national team of the nine hundred seventy six and nine hundred eighty games predict she and some of her teammates will have very bright futures. looking out for them but yet you have a lot of very talented players in our team who have the potential to have great careers i would be very surprised if some of them don't go on to play for the top top sides of the national team which can believes it would be wrong of the russian college league and try and copy what their counterparts in the states are doing but nevertheless he believes there are things that can help the development of the league in this country. and yet here we're talking. we have a model which we need to look up to in the u.s. college system this will take a lot of time and it will not happen overnight have a lot of our basketball in russia and will continue to do this even if it's not successful. hopefully in the not too distant future a college league in russia will become strong enough to feed the national team

staff sergeant david brahm is charged with solicitation to commit murder. bram is facing 26 years if convicted. >>> firefighters says the compromising public safety. we learn that thieves are stealing bronze caps from fire hydrants. >> reporter: with a few turns of the cap, thieves are helping themselves to 15 pounds of bronze. roger sprain says in the last two years more than 100 of these large caps just like this one have been stolen. >> it's quite heavy and it's a recyclable methal. like people steal cooper, they steal these i presume to sell them to a scrap yard. >> reporter: although the cap does not affect how the fire hydrant works, it could save firefighters valuable seconds. similar thefts have been reported throughout marin county. each cap costs about $100 to replace. thieves can just come by and take them again. to they're switching to these plastic caps that don't protect the hydrant as well. >> these are too fragile. if anything bumps into it, it can break. >> if it hinders the operation of the fire hydrant it's bad. if we have a fire and the

staff sergeant david brahm is charged with solicitation to commit murder. if convicted. >>> firefighters says the compromising public safety. we learn that thieves are stealing bronze caps from fire hydrants. >> reporter: with a few turns of the cap, thieves are helping themselves to 15 pounds of bronze. roger sprain says in the last two years more than 100 of these large caps just like this one have been stolen. >> it's quite heavy and it's a recyclable methal. like people steal cooper, they steal these i presume to sell them to a scrap yard. >> reporter: although the cap does not affect how the fire hydrant works, it could save firefighters valuable seconds. similar thefts have been reported throughout marin county. each cap costs about $100 to replace. thieves can just come by and take them again. to they're switching to these plastic caps that don't protect the hydrant as well. >> these are too fragile. if anything bumps into it, it can break. >> if it hinders the operation of the fire hydrant it's bad. if we have a fire and the cap is not there, it cou