- well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the braithwaite school for troubledoys. - wonderful news, everyone. kevin has been indicted for serial arson. - oh, my god. - obviously, we need a new field reporter asap, basically, if they can string four words together, the job is theirs. - me could go camera. - [deep voice] katie could do it. [normal voice] ha! that's an interesting idea. who said that? [deep voice] i did. i'm a talent scout. [normal voice] well, what are you doing at our morning meeting? - do you want to do it, katie? just for today? - no, thanks. - good. - what? why? you've got nothing going on. i read your texts. they're all from the domino's pizza tracker. - because i would like to produce a story. i've been working a source at the nra, and i think he's finally willing to do an interview. - okay. that does sound better than your last piece about the cat who dialed 912 and everyone died. there is one more thing. the network has received quite a few angry phone calls from older viewers about our theme song. - really? i think our theme song's zazzy