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and and the nba honored brandon for his efforts naming him to the all-rookie team.e spoke about the honor and finding his voice as a young player amongst vets on the i think my. >> my leadership role within the team you know, the rookie. in organization like this, you know, you come in and you want to listen and learn and then you kind of take what you can from that and try to apply it. and for me as being natural leader, i think towards the end of the season, i was able to apply more. i think just getting more confidence, you know, not only on the court, but, you know, off the floor, talking teammates stuff like that. >> all right. now, here are the guys just missed out on making that all-rookie first and second team, as you can see, just brutal for trayce jackson-davis. he narrowly miss making the second team he finished with 42 votes. if you one more vote, he would have been on that second team. but t j d still had a great season. nonetheless, he probably would have been a lock to even maybe make that first team. if he had gotten more consistent minutes earlier i

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brandon: i knew i had good taste!ner brand. >>> tonight, a cbs news investigation into dozens of election officials in key battleground states. many have promoted election conspiracies, including false claims about president biden's 2020 victory. cbs's caitlin huey-burns reports. >> reporter: here in washoe county, nevada, home to reno, republican tracy hilton thomas is campaigning for a seat on the county commission in one of the country's fiercest political battlegrounds. >> 2020 saw some things that should not have been going on. >> reporter: the five commissioners administer elections. they appoint the county's top election official, set the budget, and ultimately certify the results. >> we are adjourned. >> reporter: part of hilton thomas' campaign to oversee future presidential elections is fueled by her doubts about the last one. >> i do believe that there is interference in our elections. >> do you believe the results? >> i would have to say at this time, no, i do not. >> reporter: there is no evidence of wide

we've got chicago mayor brandon johnson standing by to talk about the preparations there. but joining me now, congresswoman nikema williams, democrat of georgia. congresswoman, thank you for joining us tonight. let's start with the speaker fight on the hill this week. 163 democrats joined republicans to shoot down congresswoman greene's motion to vacate speaker mike johnson, but you were not among them. can you tell us why? >> well, first, reverend al, thank you for having this conversation, because i want to be clear, i was not voting with marjorie taylor greene. my job is to represent the people of georgia's fifth congressional district, and the very day that this motion was brought to the floor to table mike johnson's motion to vacate, he held a press conference, reverend al, and could not even affirm that he would accept the results of the 2024 election. so i could not in good faith representing this seat that was once held by john lewis, representing atlanta, georgia, steeped in our civils rights history and voting rights, i couldn't stand there and vote to save his s

brandon: i like that. shareef: reminds me of like a designer store.mells like a candle. shareef: is this a joke? you chose axe! brandon: i knew i had good taste! shareef: i thought that was a designer brand. [cheers and applause] >> desi: welcome back to "the daily show." over the weekend, new york city mayor eric adams was in rome for a meeting with pope francis. and in a way, this meeting was always destined to be. because if you know eric adams' story, you know that, like the pope, he operates on a higher philosophical plane. america's mayors bus ghosts. but in 2021, new york city elected a mayor who wasn't just a doer. he was an enlightened thinker. >> no matter how much could come, life will shine through. that is my message of life. >> he saw his city as a playground of transcendental possibilities. >> this is a place where every day, you wake up, you can experience everything from a plane crashing into our trade center to a person who is celebrating their new business. that is why it is the greatest city on the globe. >> desi: yes. like a great

brandon johnson or brandon wals0 -- walsh fro21m beverly hills. >> the other guy. >> is that jason priestleyicans risk lowering the bar so much that if they do have a convention it's like this is so great for bidenh he didn't have protesters. also i think that theve comparisons to 196ry8 are very overwrought.jr catheter time martin luther king jr. was assassinated. rfk was assassinated. vietnam was full on and that was the debate. this is a different situation and that you do have people who feel strongly about support for israel but if the democrats can't figure out a weigh to deal with that problem, they can't deal with campus crazies, that'e a concern. one issue is that you have a lot of money going into fundingth these protests were is the money coming from and we have social media that is figuring that outu remember it's not local police that handled the security, it'sn the u.s. secrekt service so everything is good to be fine. >> good job dana. coming uobp a raging t bull goec after a terrorisomt. the fastest is up next. [ romantic music plays ] ♪♪ beautiful stair renovation, sir. and

let's go, brandon. reason why i say this could change the way you think, and a lot of times, it takes something to punch you in the face with an obvious truth. it's like when you're dealing with trans and they show a large, strapping man beat a woman by, i don't know, 100 links, you need a meme that says, cut the b.s., you know what this is. the left cannot do that because of their whole argument is they deconstruct truth. truth does not exist. >> dana: can i mention one thing on that before we go back to nikki haley? it's like the memes have become what would have been a great television political ad in the '80s. where's the beef? right? and everybody knew exactly what that meant, there was no policy behind it, and therefore -- that was falling apart, right? so the meme becomes one of those things where you can also shoot it around. 20 think it is funny? you sent it to your friends and people who might disagree with you. it's the most free media you can get in a campaign if it works well. to be what i

lieutenant general brandon berger of, the 19th german army, came over the brenner with his chiefs of to sign the capitulation in the small austrian city of innsbruck. american general brooks is ratified. another victory victory. but meantime, near the small town of flensburg on the danish border. grand admiral doenitz, self-styled new fÜhrer of grinds up the last business of state. and the surrender of his once great u-boat fleet. one by one, they enter british box and are taken by men of the royal navy. these germans, once the terror of allied shipping. now, like all their comrades in arms, nothing but prisoners of war. the news of surrender reaches the people of brussels years almost to the day after the german invasion of that country. from dawn on d-day. every house in the city is bright flags. every street alive and loud with happiness. orange smoke flares. no longer needed for warfare. make fireworks. in paris from, notre dame. from soccer, from every church goes out the. resounding message of peace and hope for the future and present joyful thanksgiving thanksgiving. in the pa