because the bremen zoo wants to see if they can persuade them to go straight. what say you? >> hard to believe the germans aren't flexible about this, because over the years they -- they are an open tent over there. i don't know much about penguins, but i will say this. if a couple of gay guins want to swap a little beak in germany, i could care less. bill: i can't figure out how they know the penguins are gay. how would you come to that conclusion? do they wear tight t-shirts? how do you know? i don't know. what's the barometer here? >> a couple of things, billy. their sex is very former, the penguins. >> there is a mysterious ritual that dates back thousands of years. >> they wear the black and white. bill: tuxedos. >> also, when they do have an egg, it's already precolored, which that sets off some alarms. bill: if the penguin is gay, leave the penguin alone. god made the penguin that way. who cares? >> when did you turn into such a reflective c.y.a. guy? >> ♪ that's doing the penguin ♪ bill: dennis will be back next wednesday. you have been warned. barack and a hard plac