brendan. our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning talk show host and actress.sh ll be performing at the kennedy of "the music man" fe uary 6th through the 11th. she also stars on "smilf" which airs sunday nights on showtime. let's take a look. >> i just need to talk to him for a second. >> what do you need from mommy, baby? tell me. what do you need? >> i'm going to go home. >> yes. >> and then i'm going to call you as soon as the baby comes. as soon as he comes, i'm going to call you and you're going to come over. and i'm going to go home and have my baby. the way i want to have him. >> you're going to need me there, bridget, i'm coming. >> no, mom -- listen to me, mom. listen to me. >> i'm listening. >> it's my baby. >> i know. >> and i'm going to call you after he comes. >> no, i'm coming to your home. >> no. >> bridget! >> no! boundaries. >> you want to talk about boundaries? you had unprotected sex with that loser. >> what the [ bleep ]? >> okay, now you're definitely not coming. >> yes, i am. >> seth: please welcome back to the show, rosie o'donnell, everyone! [ cheers and applause ]♪ ♪ ♪