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from his home in pennsylvania, rick santorum's brother, brent santorum. for being with us. >> my pleasure, jimmy. >> jimmy: i want to bring up something that happened last week. your brother was on a campaign stop at a bowling alley in wisconsin. while he was there, a young boy picked up a pink bowl bowling ball and your brother stopped him, saying something to the effect of friends don't let friends use pink balls. >> that is true. young boys have no business touching pink balls. >> jimmy: why not? it's a kid and the pink balls are probably lighter than the black ones, right? >> jimmy, i've had the pleasure of handling balls of all colors. pink, black, brown, asian. i've even had blue balls from time to time. pink balls can hurt a boy's self-esteem. >> jimmy: how can they hurt a boy's self-esteem? >> because pink indicates a certain femininity. when you see the color pink, you think of princess dresses and my little pony, whereas black, the color of tires, american tires. and coal, which my grandfather worked so hard to mine and make a better life for hi

from his home in pennsylvania rick santorum's brother, brent santorum.hippies ♪ ♪ and reclaim our land for jesus with my brother's big black balls ♪ ♪ rick santorum's big black balls ♪ ♪ rick santorum's big black balls ♪ ♪ bouncing up the alleyways and rolling down the halls ♪ ♪ so say goodbye to romney's gingrich's and paul's ♪ ♪ stand up for santorum ♪ ♪ his balls will safe us all ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh there was more? no. sara palin was a guest host this morning on the "the today show." it was strange to see her as a morning tv host when we know her so well as as a serious politician, but she did well. she's like the perfect cross between barbara walters and tet nugent. not only did she get national television exposure this morning, she also bagged a 224-pound roker. not everyone on the show seemed excited to have sara palin in the host chair, in particular "today" show regular host ann curry. watch ann curry's face through this. we zoomed in a few times while sara palin is talking. they're talking to tori spelling about party-hosting or something.