a quick break and then brett erlich. ♪ music ♪ ] >> jennifer: you 49ers coach jim harbaugh may have come up short but "the war room"'s" life coach brett erlich has can't-lose wisdom for prayers who are in the news. shh brett's talking now. >> you got to like the game. and you can sit them next to you and say you're done! [ whistle ] the boy scouts, you're done deliberating whether to let gay people into your ranks. let them in. does it bother you that the only time you're relevant these days is in discrimination discussion? i can't even measure how much better the girl scouts are than you guys. if i did i'm sure it would be measured in measurements of thin mints and samoas. you're done. [ whistle ] beyonce, you're done doing halftime shows. what's is with all the beyonces. were you paid by the beyonces? how did you get them to be back up dancer? beyonce hates being a backup dancer. beyonce, you're done. [ whistle ] john mccain, you're done tweeting.

our own comic book character brett erlich has a different story. cs is coming under fire for hiring anti-guy super man comic. expect to see superman fighting the evil sources of larry and

. >> jennifer: up next, brett erlich would not tell me what he's got planned for my last day althought it is nothing i would approve of. and what would be my final episode of the war room without my last shot at my favorite political figure from the last year. >> over the cliff. we were begging for help, and you, you were coolly standing behind us giving your home state a shove over the ledge. and now you have the nerve to claim credit for the auto industry's rebound, it's a joke, right? >> jennifer: and now to one of the people i'm going to miss the most when this is done, brett erlich, who totally did not write this introduction. we eagerly await a special goodbye from a figure i look to for guidance both spiritual and personal. seriously. brett didn't write this one bit at all. shh, brett's singing now. >> governor, it's been such a great time i thought i would write you a very happy positive spirited goodbye song. i don't play the guitar ♪ when i heard ♪ you were leaving ♪ a frown ♪ shot across my face. ♪ so many thoughts ♪ inside my head ♪ like who gets her ♪ parking space ♪ you

easy. ♪ ♪ [ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> michael: most people don't realize this but brett erlich once dreamedbut for the dress code and the drug test he may well, a accomplished his goal. but as we often say in reference to brett his failure is our good fortune. so everyone calm down. brett's talking now.

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we have brett erlich, a man who once waited three hours to get an autograph from brutus beef cake. >>he bottom of my heart that you hosting the show is something that i accept. >> michael: that means the word to me. >> from the world of

. >> michael: it's valentine's day and boy does brett erlich have something special planned for folks hope he does because that's what we assigned him in the meeting. everyone please calm down, it's only brett talking. >> today is valentine's day. the holiday that pays tribute to the ancient greek god. i'm giving valentine's to my favorite political figure, and in true spirit of the holiday i forgot to plan, and i'm

brett erlich next. >> marco rubio and i have something in common, and it's not just boyish good looks michael: and now for a look at the best of the rest, the stories i don't want you progressives to miss on this fine wednesday evening. first up, the cabinet battles never ends. senate majority leader harry reid announced friday he'll hold a vote to end the discussion on hagels nomination, forcing the hand of those senators who threaten to delay a vote. current senators roy blunt and john cornyn remind me a lot of gum pee muppets and john mccain, who indicated he'd nominate hagel to the same post if he became president are leading the charge. here's senator blunt. >> you think there could be a delay you didn't this week that means 10 days. you say you think there's enough votes, 40 votes to delay. >> my believe is there are 40 votes, not to set that as the permanent standard, that says it's too quick the end the debate on this nomination. michael: it's unbelievable. the more information these senators claim to want is about hagel's financial history. considering that they're the party

that damn brett erlich. someone is always here online. you can link up to our twitter and facebook page and find exclusive extras. stay here for extra coverage for the state of the union speech. i'll be joined by my friends cenk uygur and john john fugelsang. on that note the young turks are next. cenk: welcome to "the young turks." ed hold up near big bear, the manhunt continues he's still locked down after a gigantic shootout earlier today. >> this was an incredible gun battle. cenk: that's exclusively from kcbs. we'll have more on that in a minute. >> the president's state of the union, how is the preparation going? >> mr. president how's the speech? >> we'll find out tonight! cenk: you know what else you'll find out tonight? the real progressive state of the union, right here on "the young turks," delivered by yours truly. it's go time. cenk: this christopher dorner story will not end. the cops still don't have him. two officers were wounded in a fight and unfortunately one is reported to have passed away. he's apparently in a cabin r