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you may know not it, but brett erlich moon lights as a matchmaker.o an unexpected website to find a few date-worthy singles. calm down folks brett's talking now. >> hey, sailor, what are you doing this weekend? sailing? all right, you probably will be too busy then, but if you got time this weekend how about a little love connection and what better place to find it than dating freedom lover's group. the official dating site of conservative pundit alex jones info wars.com. what puts you more in the mood than this guy. >> they don't know they're dealing with an out of control tasmanian devil who will jump on top of them and gouge their eyes out and smash their brains in the ground. they have no idea. >> hot. [ sizzle ] >> like this guy he wants a quote, woman who likes the really right kind of bad boy. a woman that doesn't not have her head up her. [ bleep ] leads, check your head, is it up your. [ bleep ] if not you're totally this dupe's type. how about this guy david. i'm enthusiastic about analog technology why not analog and digital exist side by

david cay johnston is an award winning journalist, and ana kasparian and jayar jackson and brett erlichlook at this scandal though, i want you to see the distinction with the way the administration is handling it. they're handling it far different on the irs scandal. they're leaning back into the wind on this. here is the attorney general yesterday. >> this was a very serious--a very serious leak. >> yes, it's all about the leak. erica ferrari is all about the beak and so is president obama all about how serious this leak is. david, could you weigh in on this? this is an administration that is here to ferret out leaks clearly but they're really playing what a big breach of national security, if you will, they haven't used the word national security yet of how big of a breach this was. >> well, i'm the president of the 4,200 member investigative reporters and editors. and we have filed statement under my name. this is what police states do. it is not what governments of the people do. and this has been a problem with the obama administration from day one. their attitude towards the press

our brett erlich spent so much of the past year working on chris christie jokes he hasn't had time to realize that the new jersey nets moved to billion. now is his chance to use all those jokes. i'll say it now and may war rant saying again just calm down folks breath's talking now. >> chris christie got the lap band surgery which is good for his cardiovascular health, i guess, but sad for me, because i've got all these fat jokes i won't get to use unless it's a joke dump. >> chris christie's so fat his blood type is gravy. >> he's so fat when he sits around the statehouse, he really sits around the statehouse. >> if the new jersey nets played the boston celtics in the playoff, he wouldn't know who to vote for because he's the mayor of new jersey, but his pimples are full of boston cream. what do chris christie and a boston bus have in common? size. >> he's so fat he's not technically a planet, but what we call pluto now. he's so at fat, he ate a staffer. i'm going to change hands. chris christie's so fat when he backs up, he beats and he goes "i'm hungry." knock knock. >> who's that?

we have brett erlich calling in sick tomorrow and we should count our blessings that we're going to getom him today at all. calm down, everyone brett's talking now. >> life is a game, and sometimes you wish you were the coach of that game so you could take the idiot who is are playing sit them down and say you're done. first up, lois lerner the director of the irs, you're done pleading the fifth amendment. do you have any idea how frustrate it is when people refuse to talk? [ silence ] it's frustrating. you're done. next up. west point sergeant michael mcclendon, you're done filming female cadets in the shower. if that's what your he in to, google people in the shower and one of the first images is people in the shower. google image plus anything will show you people doing anything weird in the shower. next tornadoes you're done. finally drones you're done killing people. you're scary. you're in the air nobody is driving you. that's horrifying. and it's not fair because you could just pick anyone who said something bad about you hover over them, and vaporize them. i brought this on myse

as for wtf we leave that with brett erlich. down, everyone, it's just brett talking. >> it's day five of prince harry's visit to the united states or it should be called swoon fest 2013. america! keep it together! i know this guy is a prince, and he's hot man is he hot. and yes he's great with kids. soldiers paraolympickens random bury guys in the foreground, but come on we've already lost respect from different people across the world. let's not go ga-ga from some ginger kid. ladies in the front. ladies in the back. ladies creeping behind a pillar, do you think he doesn't see you? even jill biden is not immune. i guess i should expect varied reactions from the giggle to the freak out. just don't make it so obvious. i can see you picturing your future with this man. even the air force mascot can't help but stare at him longingly. yes his smile is infectious, and so is his red hair, apparently. but we're the most powerful nation in the world! can we at least work on our poker face? i'm talking to you girl with the terrible poker

. >>> sometimes we let brett erlich pick his own stories. s next one may have been with a afor a way for him to get a jump on the weekend. brett is talking. >> as you may have heard the ntsb or the national transportation safety board has lowered the leigh legal limit of alcohol blood content from 0.8 to .05. a lot of networks are showing you pictures of beers. but i'm going to go a step further and show you how much you can drink. so a man that is 6'0", 6'0", 180 pounds and deep chocolate brown eyes. it goes something like this. number two. aah. okay. people can do this? there is only one way this is going down fast. oh-- and for women who are about 130 pounds, you can have up to three glasses of wine. so you're just hanging out with your friends. can you believe how they've been acting lately? now that is a lot of alcohol to take in an hour and a half. under the new system. different rules apply. a grown man can have three beers. this is for you. and ladies before you start you probably should have some pork crackles. cheers, eat bacon. we

ben mankiewicz and brett erlich. >> when are you going to bring the experts in?cenk: later, but for the moment being we have you guys. quick, on the irs big deal, not a big deal, thoughts, go. >> i think lois lerner has a really good lawyer. unquestionably, plead the fifth if i was in her situation. without a moment hesitation. not only are the republicans out to get her you know you're not going to get any backing from the democrat or administration. plead the fifth. she's not in a court of law. she's before congress. if she wants to make a statement and then not answer questions. plead the fifth. i'm not going to talk to you guys. come after me right or wrong. >> theoretically i think its cheesy to make an opening statement and then say i'm not going to take questions. legally she can do it. a good lawyer told her to do it, and she did it. >> i would like to take advice from my lawyers and not any any questions. she made a statement before she made any more statements. if you listen to her statement it's not sub substantive. if there is going to be someone who