it's called hr 3247, a bill proposed by congressman brian baird. it seeks to, and i quote, establish social and behavioral science research programs that would seek to identify and understand social and behavioral factors that influence energy consumption, to promote the utilization of the results of social and behavioral research to ill to improve the disiep development and application of energy technologies policies and programs. " oh, this is fantastic. remember the book "1984"? sure. it is nothing like that, really. this is completely different. there will also be a director of social and behave quorl research. oh, man, i doubt if it will be anybody with crazy beliefs like every other czar. this one will be totally like you. they will study us and find ways to trick us into driving crappy hybrids, and i bet that's just the beginning. as "time" magazine summarized on ail pril 2, quote, president obama is still relying on behavioral science, but now his administration is trying to use it to transform the country." they didn't say this like it was