kilmeade. brian, stop screaming. tephanie: nothing. nothing. >> brian where is my thorazine? what have you done with it? >> stephanie: children, could someone shoot mommy in the neck with the dart again? actually, it is for mr. kilmeade the tranquilizer dart. children shoot daddy. so he'll calm down. just so we can get through sundown. okay. okay. >> he acts like he's been shot with a dart before he goes on the air every morning. >> stephanie: he looks like he's been hit with a plane because his eyes are slightly -- you know a little googly. in three two -- >> welcome to fox and friends. andy in auburn -- >> what's that thing staring at me? >> stephanie: it is the camera again. remember, the red light's on? okay. andy in auburn. i think everyone at fox news, like the staff is medicated everyone because of his overstartled response. okay. let's see. andy with the headline newsbusters -- [ bleep ] oh my. mama, yesterday i was listening to the -- last week, i make newsbusters every week. >> sure. >> stephanie: you also m

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. >> stephanie: brian kilmeade and dr. another break, a real pain in the butt for any american president has been hugo chavez. he was harassing bush he's a dangerous man in a dangerous country, and he's dead. >> i'm sure in the white house now there's no glee i think there's probably some profound sadness. >> you really believe so? >> of course. this is his comrade. >> is that your medical opinion, doctor? >> stephanie: yes, that's his considered opinion as a doctor of blow. >> this guy, i swear to god there has to be some diagnosis -- can we get dr. first on the phone? maybe he can do it over the transmission. has to be something about a guy who just wants to be liked by everybody from an extremist group, and i mean the [ inaudible ] watching fox news. >> stephanie: exactly. we finish with newt gingrich. >> i don't know what the purpose of cpac is anymore. cpac at one time was sort of the militant wing of the conservative movement, the place where ronald reagan gave his a famous speech about bold colors. it is huge. it dr

brian. >> kilmeade find out what's going on on "fox & friends." >> first off we have to get details on gretchen has pictures photos and long explanations. the weekend will be thoroughly reviewed as well. we have surveillance video. an amazing apology to bob beckel. celebrity apprentice one gets fired and china's emerging economy. they are about to over take us in 2018. ben carson will close the show. he's john hop kens neurosurgeon who may be our next president. see you soon. look what mommy is having. mommy's having a french fry. yes she is, yes she is. [ bop ] [ male announcer ] could've had a v8. 100% vegetable juice, with three of your daily vegetable servings in every little bottle. >> good morning. it is 8 minutes before the hour. one time domestic terrorist and friends to the president bill ayers a visiting scholar at minnesota state university. school administrators are not concerned with his radical past. take note for this, you will soon be able to use your tablet and e readers during cakeoffs and landings. they will announce the new policy by the end of the year. cell phones will sti

brian kilmeade coming up on "fox & friends." >> it will change the face of television.oing to work with your pets. your pets mean so much to you why leave them at home. bring them to work. steve with watch the show and say it's time for everybody thousands of people to bring pets to work see if it makes us more productive. maybe there will be a last minute deal and we will come all together. john mccain will talk about that chance. who has rock hard abs besides me? denise austin. she will be here to talk about it live. mitt romney speaks for the first time with his wife wabout why h is lost. meanwhile i have to get back to work. pull back and then i will go we will go to a commercial. mine was earned in djibouti, africa, 2004. the battle of bataan, 1942. [ all ] fort benning, georgia, in 1999. [ male announcer ] usaa auto insurance is often handed down from generation to generation because it offers a superior level of protection and because usaa's commitment to serve the military, veterans, and their families is without equal. begin your legacy. get an auto-insurance q

brian kilmeade to see what's coming up on "fox & friends." >> we have a great show on tap. dare i say a bit different. benghazi we will look inside that story. idaho governor here to talk about sequester cuts the impact on his state and why he was ready for it. wrestlers together they are almost 1,000 pounds and life size game of chess pieces on the plaza. susan poke is here grand master chess player live. that's going to be great. and donald trump. >> hello. [ male announcer ] how do you measure happiness? by the armful? by the barrelful? e carful? how about...by the bowlful? campbell's soups give you nutrition, energy, and can help you keep a healthy weight. campbell's. it's amazing what soup can do. [ female announcer ] hey ladies, you love it, you gotta have it. cinnamon toast crunch. 'cause that cinnamon and sugar is so irresistible. [ slurps ] [ chuckles ] everybody craves those crazy squares. >> welcome back. 10 minutes till the top of the hour. new york is not the prime target of terrorists. it's also the top spot for recruiting them. revealing the big apple has 14

brian kilmeade caught up with regis philbin.a show called rush hour hosted by regis philbin. >> i am excited to be part of this whole new concept. >> fox sports is owned by our parent company news corporation which is also the head of fox news channel. our husbands will be thrilled they have another excuse to watch sports. >> talk about your tax dollars at work. one state about to hand out dozens and dozens of free cell phones. >> kate middleton let out a big royal secret? the hint she dropped about the royal baby next. >> here's a lack at the headlines for you. california will give away free cell phones to residents on government assistance and make less than 15,000 dollars a year. it is estimated 4.6 million households are actually eligible for this program. it is part of what is called the lifeline assistance program. it has come under major fire for the screening and wasteful spending. >> could a little girl be on the way? after being handed a teddy bear middleton said thank you i will take that tore my d -- before she abrup

brian kilmeade, what's going on on fox and friends.as hans solo. >> annoying laugh i am jealous of your sports cast. coming up on our show going to review the entire filibuster of senators with senator rand paul. we are rolling commercials but seriously talk about it with senator pat toum me. why a lion attacks people. we are going to talk to bobby dean a famous mom and great cook himself. michelle mal pin is here live. i am going to get ready for it kind of makes sense. [ male announcer] surprise -- you're having triplets. [ babies crying ] surprise -- your house was built on an ancient burial ground. [ ghosts moaning ] surprise -- your car needs a new transmission. [ coyote howls ] how about no more surprises? now you can get all the online trading tools you need without any surprise fees. ♪ it's not rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. >> could a disabled man be jailed for laughing too loudly? listen. (laughter) robert was given two summons for disturbing the peace after his neighbor says he can hear him laugh

. >> stephanie: go be bewildered by things with brian kilmeade. >> oh, it's dark.gular figure grab the platform, seize the narrative, and force a very uncomfortable issue in front of the white house and the world, that's the kind of leadership that a lot of conservatives have been looking for. >> yes, go with that. >> all conservatives and agreed with him. >> stephanie: right. lindsey graham right behind him. >> well. [ buzzer ] [ giggling ] >> i didn't believe you went there! >> stephanie: nineteen minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: making more people spit coffee on themselves than any other radio show in america. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [ male announcer ] get more during red lobster's lobsterfest. with the year's largest selection of mouth-watering lobster entrees. like our delicious lobster lover's dream, featuring two kinds of lobster tails. or our savory, new grilled maine lobster and lobster tacos. my favorite entree is the lobster lover's dream. what's yours? come celebrate lobsterfest and sea food di

screen with the vatican city waiting for the smoke to see whether or not we have a new pope; brian kilmeade can touch his knees. >>alisyn: anyone who has seen the show knows brian touches his knees a lot. >>brian: that's the italian in me. as long as i'm not touching yours, there is no charges. >>alisyn: it is good to be with you guys. looking forward to seeing what the smoke is later this hour. >>brian: they voted yesterday. nothing. no pope. they voted today at 5:30 local time. no pope. >>steve: they have two votes this morning. they only burn the ballots at the conclusion of the second balloting unless in the first ballot there is a new pope, with the white smoke. so far nothing. we'll keep you posted. we've got shepherd smith and lauren green live in vatican city. we'll keep that picture up throughout the day. >>alisyn: we want to get to headlines. lets take a look at these pictures. a tugboat and a barge in flames right now in the gulf of mexico. the tugboat was pulling the barge when it hit a pipeline 30 miles south of new orleans. the barge was carrying 3,000 barrels of fuel. four pe

kilmeade and friends. >>steve: you've got a full house. >>briany you've got nothing to look forward to because that is your appearance. >>steve: that means as soon as this show is done, i can have myself a -- umm. meanwhile, an extreme weather alert on this friday morning. a possible tornado in washington state. the apparent twister tearing through a barn in brush prairie. the owner says it hit in an instant. >> i heard this terrible boom, and then as you see, i looked out here and half my barn was gone. >>steve: for the very latest on the weather across the country, let's go to maria molina. >> good morning. good to see you. good morning everyone. that very same storm that produced that possible tornado out west is headed east over the next several days and will produce another risk for more severe weather today across parts of the south. first a look at your high temperatures for today because it will be another cold day across the midwest into the northeast. in the 30's for minneapolis, chicago, cleveland. that is as warm as it will be getting

if he is wretched, what the heck is brian kilmeade? he book? >> it is. >> alisyn: thanks. great to see you. >> steve: straight ahead, this sky diver's parachute didn't open right. and somehow he lived to tell about it. you're going to hear from him coming up next. >> brian: and one of major league's baseball's greatest, if not the greatest. now he's taking on a new role. cal ripken, junior joins us live, in fact, he's almost in the room. >> last year, taco bell sold over 1 million dorits' locos tacos a day. other companies now have taken notice and the new blackberry is coming out in a tasty dorits shell what's droid-smart ? with google now, it automatically knows when you need to leave for the airport, how much traffic there is, and can have your boarding pass ready. the droid razr maxx hd by motorola. droid-smart. droid-powerful. great first gig! let's go! party! awwwww... arigato! we are outta here! party...... finding you the perfect place, every step of the way. hotels.com mommy's having a french fry. yes she is, yes she is. [ bop

. >> that's brian kilmeade. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> love it. >> stephanie: where did the sun go?s dark! oh, no, now it's light again. >> stephanie: he is startled by everything we have decided. some people have an overstartled response. i bet ya gretchen charleston does this every morning awe! >> and makes him flinch every time. >> yeah. >> i would be scared of gretchen charleston too, though. >> stephanie: so who is excluded from the cpac now pam gellar. she is not invited to play in any of their reindeer games. >> and she said they are enforcing sharia. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: can you have john mccain and his southern bell lindsey graham in a full-on war with rand pall and rush limbaugh and sean hannity on one side now with put ine and -- i don't know whatever. atlas jug said essentially they are enforcing the sharia. rocky mountain mike just lunged to the keyboard. under the sharia you cannot offend israel. that's effectively what they are doing. that's right, pam! don't let them treat youlike that. this is a cpac national show down. >> thursday through saturday! >> nra san

brian kilmeade on fox and friends. >> paul ryan saying his idea in his budget is to eliminate obamacarehat's never going to fly. >> because he heard chris wallace say that. >> stephanie: the smart guy on sunday says this. >> so i will say it, too. >> stephanie: people are saying i'm dumb and i'm startled by the sun coming up. >> the one guy is an actual journalist on fox. >> shepherd smith. >> stephanie: i'm surprised he's still on. >> very good coverage of 9-11. they were at the pentagon before the wall collapsed. >> stephanie: wow. laura ingraham or as we call her, number 17. [ laughter ] >> stop it! >> the public is still against what obama care is doing to the healthcare system. i think paul ryan sees that even in some democrat states, they're seeing what's going to happen in a state like massachusetts. i think ryan thinks he has some philosophical space to move in there. and again a lot of reasons why he's putting that in there. >> stephanie: i see. even though the american people -- she's wrong. the american people voted for it. >> what paul ryan? >> what bubble does she live in?

brian kilmeade is back and so now we can start the conclave. >>brian: i love the way everyone is taking the pope thing to sport. no front-runner. anyone could win. >>steve: there is a blog called the sweet sistine which takes a look bracket style. >>gretchen: brian started to sweat because he heard that music and thought he had to go to confession. the last time you went to confession? >>brian: i don't know. nixon was in trouble. >>gretchen: i was glad i wasn't catholic because my giffords had to go to -- because my girlfriends had to go to confession and i didn't. >>brian: confession was the hardest. number one, it was usually on weekend and you had a game. number two, you had to memorize the act of contrition before you went in and you couldn't bring a flashlight to read it out loud and the priest had to pretend he wasn't shocked by what you said. >>gretchen: could you see him through that window? >>brian: the one time we did it in the auditorium, they didn't even pretend not see. >>steve: you are now actually sitting in the same room with him

>> steve: if you're in a locker room and brian kilmeade has a towel on right there. >> brian: right. you, we have a gym here. i don't know if i feel comfortable now. >> gretchen: i was going to say, why i don't work out here. watergate journalist bob woodward not the only member of the press to get bullied by the white house. another journalist says he was, too. >> steve: he couldn't escape this time. a major scare for magician david copperfield i you're suffering from constipation, miralax or metamucil may take days to work. for faster relief, try dulcolac laxative tablets. dulcolac provides gentle relief overnight unlike miralax and metamucil that can take up to 3 days. two. three. my credit card rewards are easy to remember with the bankamericard cash rewards credit card. earn 1% cash back everywhere, every time. [ both ] 2% back on groceries. [ all ] 3% on gas. no hoops to jump through. i earn more cash back on the things i buy the most. [ woman ] it's as easy as... one! -two. -[ all ] three! [ male announcer ] the bankamericard cash rewards credit card. apply online or at a bank

. >> steve: 6 degrees of brian kilmeade. >> gretchen: we'll see more of your encounter with michael strahanw moments. first we have a couple headlines. fox news alert. stunning young date in the story of the dying woman who was refused cpr. >> they're refusing cpr. they're going to let her die. is there anybody there that's willing to help this lady and not let her die? >> not at this time. >> gretchen: at first, the retirement home in california said the employee you just heard on tape acted correctly by refusing to perform cpr on lorraine bayless. late last night, the center issued a statement saying, quote, the incident resulted from a complete misunderstanding of our practice with regards to emergency medical care for our residents. the employee now on voluntary leave while the case is being investigated. the bayless family says they're satisfied, though, with the care she received. >>> he was an iconic figure in pro wrestling. this morning wwe announcing paul barer had died. how he died is not being released yet. he was long-time manager of the undertear. bearer, whose real name was wi

brian kilmeade is on vacation and in his spot is the guy with no tie.>gretchen: sometimes you wear it, sometimes you don't. >>steve: donald trump tie. donald trump will be with us one hour from now. >>gretchen: by the end of the show that tie could be on that guy. in the meantime, let's get to headlines. 18, ages 14 to 19 were trapped in a car, landed on a guardrail and ended up in a pond. two escaped. the family, as you can imagine, devastated. [crying] >> pick up the phone and tell your family you love them because you never know what will happen. tomorrow is not promised to anybody. >> police believe the car was taken without permission. >>> the video you will see will knock you over so imagine if you were a fire fighter on the scene. watch this. a back draft causing a massive explosion. this is harrison, new jersey, sending dust and debris everywhere. five fire fighters are hurt after being tossed into the air. >> they were literally thrown out of the building. a smoke explosion threw them out of the building. >> it was very scary. flames coming fro

this done to us before, a co-worker begs you to buy their daughter's girl scout cookies like brian kilmeadeoing this. does the punishment fit the crime? could brian be next? >> for thin mints, never. could flash cards help you do your hair? and we've got the must and must-not gadgets for women on the go. ali. >> alisyn: and women on the go. ♪ what's droid-smart ? with google now, it automatically knows when you need to leave for the airport, how much traffic there is, and can have your boarding pass ready. the droid razr maxx hd by motorola. droid-smart. droid-powerful. some brokerage firms are. but way too many aren't. why? because selling their funds makes them more money. which makes you wonder -- isn't that a conflict? search "proprietary mutual funds." yikes! then go to e-trade. we've got over 8,000 mutual funds, and not one of them has our name on it. we're in the business of finding the right investments for you. e-trade. less for us. more for you. the fund's prospectus contains its investment objectives, risks, charges, expenses, and other important information and should be read an

kilmeade? >> brian: wide receiver in the nfl.31 million with the miami dolphins to extend his stay there. that big contract did not stop brian heartline from working his dream job in the offseason manning a drive-through convenience store in ohio which he co-owns. joining us now, brian heartline. so you're busy in the offseason. you made a purchase. what is it? >> drive-through convenience store. how are you doing? >> brian: doing good. congratulations on the contract, too. and what all miami is doing to their offense. you're going to make a run at a title first. why is this your dream? >> this is the dream, right? american business owner, small business owner. he and my best friend from high school, we always wanted to go into business. it was our first opportunity, but our first one this past january. signed my contract a couple weeks ago. the following week i had to get to work for a little bit. been a lot of fun. >> brian: it is. there was day when every pro football had to have offseason jobs. do you understand how unique yo

kilmeade. >>brian: let's talk basketball. louisville scoring the top seed tournament last night.eeds: kansas in the south, gonzaga in the west and indiana in the east. kentucky failing to make the tournament. they are stunned. tempers flaring after denny hamlin hits his former teammate, spinning him around. begano racing over to hamlin. the two had to be pulled apart. then they went to a twitter war. they are really mad at each other and called each other out. and now the two bushes finishing the top five. coming up between 9 and noon between kilmeade and friends, the radio app and wherever you have our stations, bret baier, gordon chang and ed henry amongst the many guests. >>steve: let's tell you a little bit about this. if you work in a place and every season you know you get a new crop of young people into the office -- interns and what not -- and you think they don't work like i used to when i first got signed on to this job, you're kind of right. because there's a york college in pennsylvania did research where they talked to 400 people in human resources. what they found o

kilmeade, you've got a lot of sports for us. >>brian: let's start with the nba.ular season is a another. not now. the heat have kept their amazing winning streak alive. lebron james 27 points. the heat win again, this time over the 76ers. miami is the fourth team in nba history to win 20 straight games. should someone tell them the playoffs haven't started yet. they could be burning out. the broncos signed one of the best wide receivers in football off the roster of the patriots. welker says goodbye tom brady, hello peyton manning, two years, $12 million. as ali says, how do you live on that? he loves the game. and reggie bush leaving south beach for motown. bush reportedly signing a four year $16 million deal to play with the lions. talk about dialing up long distance, this defender of the san francisco premier league -- of the south african scoring from the goal's position. final score 1-0. that would be the only goal of the game. not to be outdone, let's go american. long-range shot, seattle sourpbdz wins -- seattle sounders win. they average 44,000 in seattle

>>brian: by the way, tiger woods is leading by two strokes. here is who is coming up on kilmeade friends between 9 and noon. michael goodwin is going to be on. we have bret baier joining us and ed henry. >>steve: three hours of fun and entertainment. >>gretchen: wild weather is spawning spring snowstorms and tornado. look and listen to this incredible video out of orlando, florida. fierce winds crashing through the front doors of a store. you can see even heavy rain outside. now a snowstorm about to hit new york city. say it isn't so, maria. it's windy out there. >>brian: it looks like you're in a lowe's store. >> good morning. we're talking possible snow. i think we're already starting to see some of the first flakes coming down out here in new york city. the crew hasn't seen them yet. they say i'm seeing things. but they are coming down very light. we could be looking at a little bit of a mix and even some gusts of over 30 miles per hour. the wind is already picking up out here. the national weather service is stating we could see anywhere between one to three inches of snow in

kilmeade between 9 and noon. >>alisyn: not sharing ice cream? that's grounds for a break-up. >>brianare big into sugary drinks and sugary fot ice cream. >>steve: maria molina is outside our world headquarters where it is not good weather for ice cream because it is freezing. >> that's right. no ice cream here. if you have any you will probably leave it freezing out here. it's not going to do melting where temperatures are going to be below freezing for many of you. look at these current wind chill temperatures. this is what it actually feels like when you head out the door. you combine the temperature with the actual wind and it feels like 4 degrees. in the city of chicago it feels like 7. in international falls, it feels like 7 degrees below zero. below freezing for minneapolis. 80's for el paso, san antonio. in new york city, 39 degrees for your high temperature. cold enough for snow across parts of the northeast. we have lake-effect snow warnings with several inches of snow expected. here in new york city don't be surprised if you see a flurry or snow shower throughout the day tod

brian: adams played for the bears and 49ers. a tremendous accomplishment to even make it there. coming up on radio between 9 and noon on the fox news radio app kilmeaded. amongst our guests, chris wallace, steve doocy will be joining us there. busy day. let's go outside. maria molina with more on the miami meltdown. >> i'm bummed about that. good thing i didn't stay up for it because i would have been tired and bummed. speaking of heat, we don't have any of that across the northeast today. another chilly day in place across the area. high temperatures may make it into the low 50's. currently in new york city, 40 degrees out here. it is a chillier -- or 38 degrees in new york city. chillier in minneapolis. 26 degrees. 25 in tampa, a pretty chilly start to your day in florida. high temperatures today warming up to 61 in atlanta, 47 in indianapolis. as far as precipitation goes, not much of that activity across the country today. good news if you're doing traveling for the holiday weekend. a few showers across portions of new england and the city of boston. in the pacific northwest showers with mostly cloudy skies. we could be seeing more activity this