- well, we'll get alfred kramer to change his name to brian mcafee, then brian mcafee will pass and you'll be safe. - how? - i'll call him up and ask him to come on over. - i think that that is a brilliant idea, mrs. burns, to change his name to mine? - you did say he was smarter than you. - oh, yes ma'am. - oh, well then we'll wait until he gets here and let him figure it out. - yeah, that can do. he's a genius. he used to be a child prodigy. - oh, that young, huh? what's his phone number? - here it is, ma'am. kreiger, kramer. - only gracie can think of an idea like that, and only someone with a brain like brian would think it would work. pass his test? that boy probably gets lost passing his classroom. but, i guess there is pressure on anybody when they take any kind of test. the only test i've ever passed in my life was my driving test, and to do that i had to cheat a little bit. i copied from the car in front of me. nowadays, they have all kinds of tests. did you see the test in magazines i know a couple who took one, and it said they had absolutely nothing in common. it was a surprise

(applause) - brian mcafee, it is-- - professor clinton has a very good surprise for brian. i don't know how you ever did it, but you finally passed. and here's your diploma. congratulations. - [everyone] congratulations, congratulations. - [gracie] well, let's all go downstairs and have coffee and sandwiches. (laughing) - mr. mcafee? - mr. burns, what about my boy's broken leg? - mr. mcafee, on this show, the actors have to mend very fast. if not, i gotta pay them for an extra week. - what? (laughter drowns out george's words) (applause) - thank you, thank you. - thank you. - thank you very much. - oh gracie, what relative will it be tonight? - well, how about my cousin the lifeguard, chesty allen? - chesty allen, the lifeguard? - oh yes, everybody on the beach knows him. - oh? - you see, it's supposed to be good luck to be saved by him. - well, it's good luck to be saved by anybody. - oh, especially by chesty. when he goes into the water. - what happens to his luck if he runs into a shark? - oh, it can't catch him. - you mean a shark won't catch a man who's carrying a rabbi

brian mcafee gets the strikeout on the curveball right there. in the second inning, duke with will yank it all the way out. some other scores for you as well. n.c. state gets the win over cam state. they go down to florida in a battle with the night ranked ucla. >> playing baseball and it felt like baseball weather. >> always good to see you on a sunday. that will do it for us. (donkey sound) (elephant sound) there's a big difference (tapping sound) and making sense. (elephant sound) (donkey sound) when it comes to social security, we need more than lip service. our next president needs a real plan to keep social security strong. (elephant noise) hey candidates. enough talk. >>> welcome to "world news tonight." a big victory and a big name, calling it quits. the new look of the presidential race tonight. >>> trump takeover. winning in south carolina, his second primary in a row. can he be stopped? the heated battle for second place. >>> cooling the bern. hillary clinton taking the momentum back from bernie sanders vowing to go on. >>> shooting s

brian mcafee in the early going. duke with two runners on for phillips and he knows what to do just knock it over the fence. a three run homer to right. it gives him a 3-1 lead. for the second straight day he is a walkoff hero. rebels when the series. 5-4 today. first time to beat a top teen since -- team since 2009. penn state won two out of three. north carolina pounded ucla. the tar heels take two out of three from the bruins. joel: again -- let's play again. that is it for eyewitness news at 11:00. coming up, if skiing is in your before heading up the mountain.>> see what is happening this instant. abc 11 eyewitness news news at 11:30 starts right now. joel: a tough break for a family that seems to be enduring more than its share of hardship slightly. heather: she is at duke hospital recovering from a bizarre and deadly crash on i-40. she was riding in a car overnight when she was hit by a car going backwards. the highway patrol identify the martinez was killed in the crash. angelica alvarez with more. reporter:

. - mother you remember brian mcafee. he's a student here. - why, i've been one for the last nine years. howdy mrs. burns. - well how are you brian? - just fine mam. could i have a little talk with you? - well certainly. - here, sit here brian. ralph and i have to get to class. - yea we're just gonna make it. - thank you. - i'll see you at home mother. - alright, bye. - come tyro. (audience laughing) - well you remember my sister, bonnie sue? you met her last year down in houston. - oh of course, she's the one who wanted to be an actress. - that's the whole doggone trouble now. she picked up and left home and now she's here aiming to bust into the movin pictures. now she thinks that she can take hollywood like grant and although i do hate to mention it, tuck richmond. - well maybe she could get a job brian. you know she's very pretty and she's got a good figure. - well yes ma'am, but she's got no talent for acting. now of course she might get a part where she walks around in one of those little bitty bathing suits, but her

brian sullivan, i'm tyler mathisen. michelle caruso-cabrera has the day off. he's always entertaining and always has a lot to say, cybersecurity pioneer john mcafee will join uslk about apple's fight with the fbi over encryption. we'll find out which side he's taking. look at this chart of the s&p 500 on a day it is higher by about three points. the stock market incredibly, incredibly, ladies and gentlemen, has gone nine months without reaching a new all time high. i don't know about some of you, i remember when it went 17, 18,

brian sullivan, i'm tyler mathisen. michelle caruso-cabrera has the day off. he's always entertaining and always has a lot to say, cybersecurity pioneer john mcafee will join us to talk about apple's fight with the fbi over encryption. we'll find out which side he's taking. look at this chart of the s&p 500 on a day it is higher by about three points. the stock market incredibly, incredibly, ladies and gentlemen, has gone nine months without reaching a new all time high. i don't know about some of you, i remember when it went 17, 18, 20 years or more without -- i'm an old guy. >> sell the car, sell the house, sell the -- >> nine months without an all time high. >> sell everything. >> out of here, man. >> expectations are high these days. >> we are freaking spoiled. that's all. you start reading headlines like that. can the bull run continue? is a bear -- senior market commentator mark santelli is taking a closer look. shocking. nine months without an all time high. >> it felt like at least ten, hasn't it? >> absolutely. >> as you mentioned, obviously the market for long stretches of time has existed but low an all time high. however, i did look back and say w