i want to thank my friends jim norton and bridget everett. you can hear jim on "ufc unfiltered," the official podcast of the ufc, and check out jimnorton.com for tour dates. bridget will be on the road on her "pound it" tour. check out tour dates at bridgeteverett.net. guys, we're taking a break, so in the meantime, follow me @nikkiglaser on instagram, glazeydays on snapchat, and listen to the "not safe" podcast. you guys get it. here's your happy ending. good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] >> kids, if you work hard in comedy, and you just persevere, you risk everything, you can wind up sleeping in the karaoke room of a strip club in vegas. follow your dreams. [ cheers and applause ] >> trevor: welcome bac -- >> welcome back to the coverage of the 2016 satirical games. welcome roy wood, jr. what a game it has been. >> we've seen world records, dreams made and hopes crushed. >> who doesn't like watching the flicker go out in a young kid's eyes. >> jordan, what's that on your neck? >> oh, this thing? (laughter) >> have you been doing the