brie larson. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join me at my station, thank you. >> hello, everyone. >> jimmy: very kind of you to do and follow along with us. this is rough, off the script, but here we go. >> woman. >> jimmy: man. winking face. >> smiling face. heart-shaped eyes. >> jimmy: kissing face with closed eyes. >> kissing face with smiling eyes. >> jimmy: face with stuck-out tongue. >> face with stuck-out tongue. >> jimmy: eggplant. >> taco. taco. >> jimmy: fireworks. man, woman, both holding hands. >> jimmy: ring. >> bride. >> jimmy: eggplant. >> taco. >> jimmy: baby. >> family. >> jimmy: beer. beer, beer, beer. >> angry face. >> jimmy: beer, beer, banter, boobs. >> broken heart. angry face. >> jimmy: scared face. >> butcher's knife. >> jimmy: two hands up. >> butcher's knife, butcher's knife, big. >> jimmy: santa claus? baby chick? >> butcher's knife. >> jimmy: headstone, ghost. >> coop emoji skull. >> jimmy: and -- scene. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, bri

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his guests tonight, ed helms, brie larson and music from joss stone.or cecily tynan, ducis rodgers, jeff skversky and the entire "action news" team i'm jim gardner. good night. >>> "action news" is sponsored in part by -- >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, ed helms, from "trainwreck," brie larson, the 9th annual belly flop competition, and music from joss stone. with cleto and the cletones. and now, you guessed it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight, ed helms, from "trainwreck," brie larson, the 9th annual belly flop competition, and music froms stone. with cleto and the cletones. and now, you guessed it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight, ed helms, from "trainwreck," brie larson, the 9th annual belly flop competition, and music fromcleto and the cletones. and now, you guessed it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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tomorrow night, ed helms will be here, as will brie larson from "trainwreck" and we'll have music from and on thursday night, colin farrell and meghan trainor too. join us for those shows. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a very funny comedian, actor, and smoker with a new show that may hold the world record for heaviest use of ampersands, it's called "sex and drugs and rock and roll." watch it on fx thursday nights at 10. please welcome denis leary. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: yeah, i'm little -- >> can i sit here? >> jimmy: it's fine, as long as we don't actually contact our lips or our hands. >> i know, and i kissed your hair. what is it? it cut my lip. >> jimmy: his hair has the consistency of the comb like fonzy would carry around. >> i was very surprised. it hurt. i'm mad at you. >> jimmy: why? >> because. so many reasons. >> jimmy: what did i do? >> my kids are 23 and 25. and so that, and their generation, you are -- forget david letterman, like you, conen and jon stewart, that's all i hear in my house every day, kimmel said this, kimmel, kimmel, jon stewart, kimmel, k

and later this week, ed helms, colin farrell, brie larson, with music from joss stone and meghan trainorfor all of those shows. >> jimmy: after barreling one-armed through a post-apocalyptic wasteland in "mad max: fury road," our first guest returns to present day fully-limbed in the new thriller "dark places." it is availabe now exclusively on directv and opens in theaters august 7th, please say hello to charlize theron. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> are you okay? >> jimmy: yeah, a little under the weather. >> so sorry. i will try not to infect you. >> stay over there. >> the doctor said as long as i don't get any fluids on anybody. >> in that case i think we will be okay. you know, i, this thing with the shark in, in jeffrey's bay in south africa, which is where i'm from, it's so crazy how you forget things. and then things can spark memories for you in adulthood that you just go, wow, i was crazy when i was a kid. i used to swim in those waters all the time. and regularly. lake i would say once a day, the lifeguard would blow his whistle and that just automatically meant everybody ha

you're talking to -- brie larson's your sister? so you're talking to your sister in the scene.ck." let's take a look. >> just breathe. it's fine. >> i want some kids. >> amy. >> like, right now. >> people talk about that. >> not really. >> it's fine. >> i don't know anyone that talks about that. >> he's great. it's normal. i think aaron's great. i really like him. >> can you tell the members of heaven's gate in there to relax? >> no, he's too nice. >> he's not too nice. >> yes, he is. he's too nice for me. you know it. >> no. he's the perfect amount of nice that you deserve. >> yeah, but you know what? there's deal breakers across the board with him. like, the sex is good. it's, like, really good. it's great, but it's not the best i've ever had, you know? >> you're right. you don't want best sex that you've ever had guy. >> no. >> you want to stay with the best you've ever had guy. >> no, you don't. that's a creepy guy. you don't want to be with that guy. best sex you've ever had guy is in >> yeah. but i've been thinking about maybe reaching out to him. [ laughter and applause