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not that i should refill the brita. ( laughter ) i don't need to go in your bedroom. i know there's no top sheet on your bed. the top sheet is takd up over the window as a curtain. ( laughter ) i don't need to go into your bathroom. i know that the new roll of toilet paper is resting on the empty spool. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's the only household chore i can do while sitting on the toilet. and i'm like, phew! not today. not today. i don't have the strength to squeeze that spindle and lock it in. thank you so much, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) his netflix special is "it's about time." gary gulman, everybody! we'll be right back. crsugar is everywherets sugar shield and crest complete has a sugar shield to protect teeth from sugar found in everyday foods. crest complete. shield your teeth from sugar. so sugar may visit, but it's not sticking around. late show." join us next week when i'll be talking to sarah paulson, billy eichner, and jim gaffigan james corden is next. have a great weekend! captioning sponsor
not that i should refill the brita. ( laughter ) i don't need to go in your bedroom. i know there's no top sheet on your bed. the top sheet is takd up over the window as a curtain. ( laughter ) i don't need to go into your bathroom. i know that the new roll of toilet paper is resting on the empty spool. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's the only household chore i can do while sitting on the toilet. and i'm like, phew! not today. not today. i don't have the strength to squeeze that spindle and lock...
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not that i should refill the brita.. ( laughter ) i don't need to go in your bedroom. i know there's no top sheet on your bed. the top sheet is takd up over the window as a curtain. ( laughter ) i don't need to go into your bathroom. i know that the new roll of toilet paper is resting on the empty spool. ( laughter ) ( applause ) it's can do while sitting on the toilet. and i'm like, phew! not today. not today. i don't have the strength to squeeze that spindle and lock it in. thank you so much, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) his netflix special is "it's about time." gary gulman, everybody! we'll be right back. fios is not cable. we're wired differently. that means incredibly fast 150 meg internet. so in the 3.7 seconds it takes gary watson to beat the local sled jump record fly, gary, fly. ...his friend can download 13 different versions of the perfect song... ...his sister can live stream it... ...while his mom downloads h
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life. remember 2007?later, nothing's really changed. it's time to snap out of it. hello moto. ker. put a 70" screen on a wall. get a 10x optical zoom. get excited world. hello moto. moto is here. the moto z with motomods. get 50% off on moto z droid. and with the billion pointme!!! giveaway, it's about to get more awesome. to claim your share of ali bilon shop your way points during the big game, download the shop your way or kmart app today!!! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! hey, ladies and gentlemen -- my next guest is a co-creator and star of "schitt's creek." please welcome, dan levy! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> this is such a thrill! >> stephen: well, it's a thrill to have you! ( cheers and applause ) now, your show, and i'm not going to say the because i said it in the intro -- >> do you get in trouble for that? >> stephen: i don't. cbs will allow me to say the name of your show as long as we put up the logo of your show -- "schitt's creek" -
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life. remember 2007?hing's really changed. it's time to snap out of it. hello moto. snap on a jbl speaker. put a 70" screen on a wall. get a 10x optical zoom. get excited world. hello moto. moto is here. the moto z with motomods. get 50% off on moto z droid. gus is a handful. we don't know what this thing is, but someday, gus will because this is the thing that gus will build that will change the world. and this is the thing that could change gus' world. gus doesn't know what this thing is, but we know what this thing is. this is the thing we'll help gus get rid of. and without this thing, gus can grow up to build this thing, whatever that thing is, because that's what we do. we do health things, and we do those things for northern california, ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ,,,,,,,, ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: welcome back, everybody! hey, ladies and gentlemen -- my next guest is a co-creator and star of "schitt's creek." please welcome, dan levy! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> this is such a thrill! >
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita.ee if it changed. credit scores don't change that much do they? really? i'll take it! sir, your credit... is great, right? when was the last time you checked? yeah, i better check my credit score. here, try credit karma. it's free. alright, no more surprises. credit karma. give yourself some credit. >> i don't understand. i can't hear you. [ screaming ]. >> all right. >> somebody help me! >> jimmy: that's "hacksaw ridge." mel gibson directed. andrew garfield stars. >> that was andrew asking for direction, that was an outtake. >> jimmy: did he ask for direction frequently? >> he didn't need much, man. that guy comes tooled up and he's fantastic. he's phenomenal. >> jimmy: he is. and the story is a great story. how do you happen upon a story like that? >> it's a true story of a man who would not kill, who went to the worst place on earth, didn't touch a weapon and went in and saved 75 men's lives under constant fire and won a congressional medal of honor. [ applause ] >> ji
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita.r you. [ screaming ] >> all right. >> somebody help me! >> jimmy: that's "hacksaw ridge." mel gibson directed. andrew garfield stars. >> that was andrew asking for direction, that was an outtake. >> jimmy: did he ask for direction frequently? >> he didn't need much, man. that guy comes tooled up and he's fantastic. he's phenomenal. >> jimmy: he is. and the story is a great story. how do you happen upon a story like that? >> it's a true story of a man who would not kill, who went to the worst place on earth, didn't touch a weapon and went in and saved 75 men's lives under constant fire and won a congressional medal of honor. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what he went through just to get through basic training is almost criminal. >> the other guys tortured him because they figured he was a coward. he turned out to be the best of them. >> jimmy: he sure did. >> took a pair. >> jimmy: at the venice film festival, you got a ten-minute standing ovation, which is especially crazy, because the italia
choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita.r you. [ screaming ] >> all right. >> somebody help me! >> jimmy: that's "hacksaw ridge." mel gibson directed. andrew garfield stars. >> that was andrew asking for direction, that was an outtake. >> jimmy: did he ask for direction frequently? >> he didn't need much, man. that guy comes tooled up and he's fantastic. he's phenomenal. >> jimmy: he is. and the story is a great story. how do you...
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita.w it feels to seees your numbers go up, despite your best efforts. but what if you could turn things around? what if you could love your numbers? discover once-daily invokana®. it's the #1 prescribed sglt2 inhibitor that works to lower a1c. a pill taken just once in the morning, invokana® is used along with diet and exercise to significantly lower blood sugar in adults with type 2 diabetes. in fact, it's been proven to be more effective at lowering a1c than januvia. invokana® works around the clock by reducing the amount of sugar allowed back into the body, and sending some sugar out through the process of urination. and while it's not for lowering systolic blood pressure or weight loss, it may help you with both. invokana® can cause important side effects, including dehydration, which may cause you to feel dizzy, faint,lightheaded,or weak, upon standing. other side effects may include kidney problems, genital yeast infections,changes in urination, high potassium, increases in choleste
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.(rattling) longer-lasting juicy fruit. so sweet you can't help but chew and chew. new aveeno®... don't just eat yogurt... wear it. daily moisturizing body yogurt. enriched with the nutrients found in greek yogurt, intensely nourishes skin for 48 hours. aveeno®. naturally beautiful results®. when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. liberty did what? yeah, with liberty mutual all i needed to do to get an estimate was snap a photo of the damage and voila! voila! (sigh) i wish my insurance company had that... wait! hold it... hold it boys... there's supposed to be three of you... where's your brother? where's your brother? hey, where's charlie? charlie?! you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you. liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance proof of less joint pain. and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contribute
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.hedule, right? (laughschedules. schedules. great, okay. wouldn't it be great if everyone said what they meant? the citi® double cash card does. it lets you earn double cash back: 1% when you buy, and 1% as you pay. double means double. ♪ 48 hours of protection. i don't have to reapply this... not once! it's really soft and almost velvety... as you put it on. it's like reaaally soft. try dove advance care. for softer, smoother underarms. ♪ there's more than one route to the top. the lexus ls and lx. each offering leading-edge comfort, safety and performance technologies. the ultimate in refinement meets the ultimate in capability. for $899 a month for 36 months. see your lexus dealer. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she is a a grammy-winning artist who is out with her very first holiday album, "a very kacey christmas." performing her original christmas song, "present without a bow," please [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ we've been moving too
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. ♪ 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the worldhen we brought our daughter home, that was it. now i have nicoderm cq. the nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release technology helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. it's the best thing that ever happened to me. every great why needs a great how. when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. i just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. my insurance company definitely doesn't have that... you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with bachelor, nick. our final guests this evening are two of the reasons nick is still living with strangers in a strange house. they are former bachelorettes who asked him not to put a ring on it. please welcome andi dorfman and kaitlyn bristowe. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well, this is awkward for everyone but me. >> i disagree. >> can i just say thank you for not picking me? >> yes, you can. >> you're welcome. and thank you. >>
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. taste good ♪ ♪ and it feels so good ♪ oh yeah ♪ and it feels so good but when we brought our daughter home, that was it. now i have nicoderm cq. the nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release technology helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. it's the best thing that ever happened to me. every great why needs a great how. when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. i just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. my insurance company definitely doesn't have that... you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance life... is unpredictable. life is deaths. and births. sickness and health. love and heartbreak. and covered california is there for it all. not just to help keep you well. but to make sure the cost of being unwell doesn't ruin this whole life thing. because it's more than just health care. it's life care. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with bachelor, nick. our final guests this evening are two of the
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita.ltered life. ♪ 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good ♪ ♪ and it feels so good ♪ oh yeah ♪ and it feels so good but when we brought our daughter home, that was it. now i have nicoderm cq. the nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release technology helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. it's the best thing that ever happened to me. every great why needs a great how. when i was too busy with the kids to get a repair estimate. i just snapped a photo and got an estimate in 24 hours. my insurance company definitely doesn't have that... you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance [ it'[ goat bleat ] by peggy lee playing ] [ crow caws, music continues ] this is gonna be awesome! when it comes to buying a house... trulia knows the house is only half of it. and with 34 map overlays like playgrounds, demographics, schools, and more... you can find the right house and the right neighborhood for you. trulia. the house is only half of
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.y, i get one free. cell phone captain obvious. this on the other hand, will not be simple. you gonna have to ride the belt. hotels.com. so simple, it's the obvious choice. i have liquids in my body! i did... n't. hat? hey, come look what lisa made. wow. you grilled that chicken? yup! i did... n't. it's like you made it. and you did... n't. i heard superheroes read chucks norris comics.d you. i heard at night, the boogeyman checks under the bed for chuck. i heard cats say they have chuck-like reflexes. do you think he's still got it? i bet you a buck he catches this salt shaker. you're on! hey! chuck! you owe me a buck. you can't always see what's coming but when you choose unitedhealthcare, finding an in-network doctor that's close to home is easy. so what happened? i had lunch with chuck norris. ♪ unitedhealthcare. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everybody! our next guest played dr. dre in the hit film "straight outta compton," will be in the broadway revival of "six
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.on of a cheez-it and a chip. umm... i guess... you'd make a pretty bride in that wedding gown. oh, it's a lab coat so... hey everyone, joe's getting married! bam bam ba bam... oh, i'm not... we take time for our cheese to mature... ...in our crispy cheez-it grooves. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. our next guest is a very funny gentleman from toronto. his album "sex-cop fire-penis" is available on itunes now. please welcome k. trevor wilson! >> thank you very much, folks. i'll tell you guys a bit about myself. i was born into an oddly religious family. and i use the term "oddly religious" because i was born a christian scientist. thank you. a lot of people confuse christian science with scientology. they are two very different religions. scientology is a religion that was started by science fiction author l. ron hubbard. and they practice under the belief that millions of years ago, aliens were dropped into volcanoes here on earth and now their spirits roam the planet causing bad thing
choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.on of a cheez-it and a chip. umm... i guess... you'd make a pretty bride in that wedding gown. oh, it's a lab coat so... hey everyone, joe's getting married! bam bam ba bam... oh, i'm not... we take time for our cheese to mature... ...in our crispy cheez-it grooves. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. our next guest is a very funny gentleman from toronto. his album "sex-cop fire-penis" is available on itunes...
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.salad. that gentleman got the last one. sir, you give me that salad and i will pay for your movie and one snack box. can i keep the walnuts? sold. but i get to pick your movie. can i pick the genre? yes, but it has to be a comedy. a little cash back on the side. with the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. throw. it's more than cash back. it's backed by the service and security of american express. but if you hurry, the holidays may be over it's more than cash back. you can still get the best deals on the best network. like verizon's best smartphones for only $10 per month. like the samsung galaxy s7. the pixel, phone by google. or the motoz droid. for only $10 per month. plus, hurry in and switch to verizon now and get up to $650 to cover your costs. there's still time to get amazing deals at verizon. is your deodorant leaving white marks or yellow stains on your clothes? use new degree ultraclear black + white. no white ma
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life. latte... large coffee with cream... and your favorite, mocha. oh, where do you guys get your coffee? you gave me way too much money. he's good. make a mccafé run instead. for a limited time get any size coffee, freshly brewed every 30 minutes, for one dollar. or a delicious small mocha, latte or hot chocolate for two dollars. wake up and win the day. >>> even after all these years, i still don't understand why a lyle and an erik could have done that. >> something happened during the course of their childhood that turned them into murderers. something happened. >> every mother's day, i think about kitty menendez, because what they did to their mother was horrific. it was pure, unadulterated evil. >> it was just extremely tragic. >> i have thought since the trial that if the menendez brothers were the menendez sisters, they would be free today. we don't want to think, oh, boys get raped by their father. we don't want to think that that happens. >> i've come to the conclusion that i thin
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.a cheez-it and a chip. umm... i guess... you'd make a pretty bride in that wedding gown. oh, it's a lab coat so... hey everyone, joe's getting married! bam bam ba bam... oh, i'm not... we take time for our cheese to mature... ...in our crispy cheez-it grooves. choose. choose. choose. but at bedtime... ...why settle for this? enter sleep number and the lowest prices of the season. sleepiq technology tells you how well you slept and what adjustments you can make. she likes the bed soft. he's more hardcore. so your sleep goes from good to great to wow! only at a sleep number store, right now, the best buy rated c2 mattress is only $699.99 learn more at sleepnumber.com know better sleep with sleep number. >> jimmy: hi there, we're back. our next guest is a very funny gentleman from toronto. his album "sex-cop fire-penis" is available on itunes now. please welcome k. trevor wilson! >> thank you very much, folks. i'll tell you guys a bit about myself. i was born into an oddly religious famil
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.and dvr on your devices, data-free. it's entertainment. your way. um, i can't have happen what happened (♪)t time... ahem... here's my card. i'm sure you know your profits are down 8%. so, just let me know if you want to change that. ♪ i believe in you! break through!, break through! ♪ a just be calm side. ♪ you got a, "i never thought i'd get married at 65" side. ♪ ♪ "hey i'm just looking" side. ♪ man, you better buy that ride, whooo! ♪ ♪ that's why there's nationwide. ♪ ♪ they help to know, protect and grow your many sides. ♪ ♪ yeeeahhh ♪ nationwide is on your side. there are now twice as many four-dollar value menu items. that's right, america. we just created the greatest value menu in the world. boom. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: you know one of our next guests from his work on "saturday night live." the other is an acclaimed comic book writer. they've collaborated on a new anthology graphic novel, "love is love." which is available december 28th. all the proceeds from thi
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choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. choose the filtered life.ow. these photos? why don't you use a whitening toothpaste? i'm afraid it's bad for my teeth. try crest 3d white. crest 3d white diamond strong toothpaste and rinse... ...gently whiten... ...and fortify weak spots. use together for 2 times stronger enamel. crest 3d white. but if you hurry, the holidays may be over you can still get the best deals on the best network. like verizon's best smartphones for only $10 per...
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with canadian prime minister trudeau and the president of noonew mexico and will be welcoming the britatish prime minister on friday. so there were other things that the president was taking care of today but, wolf, there was really no mention of what donald trump said over at the cia earlier today when he stood in front of that wall that honors fallen cia officers and then launched that plblistering atta on the news media. again, i think that's worth repeating, wolf, because it seems that donald trump's insecurities on the reporting on crowd sizes and so forth during the inauguration yesterday is trickling down to his staff and led to sean spicer blasting us. it's not something we're used to seeing, the white house press secretary going after the news media. to have that happen, it is rather astonishing. we were expecting to see sean spicer on monday. instead they arranged this hastily scheduled press briefing to give that statement. there were no questions from reporters. he made that statement and then left the room, wolf. >> jim acosta, thanks very much. jim acosta with that update.
with canadian prime minister trudeau and the president of noonew mexico and will be welcoming the britatish prime minister on friday. so there were other things that the president was taking care of today but, wolf, there was really no mention of what donald trump said over at the cia earlier today when he stood in front of that wall that honors fallen cia officers and then launched that plblistering atta on the news media. again, i think that's worth repeating, wolf, because it seems that...
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