rick brite. ooh, that's gotta sting, mr. trump!spend all their time laughing about how tiny your plan was. but don't worry, and then also worry, because this administration is still in office, and they are hard at work pretending to be hard at work. because "today, for the first time in weeks, mike pence hosted a white house coronavirus task force meeting." awwwwkkwwaard (as pence) "first item on the agenda: is anyone here hiring?" meanwhile, actual people who know stuff are doing... things. pfizer, the people who make viagra, just announced that in trials, its "vaccine was more than 90% effective in preventing the disease." the fastest successful vaccine trial of all time! after hearing that, if your erection lasts longer than four hours, same. and pfizer's covid trial isn't the only good news. today "the dow surged more than 800 points in its biggest rally in five months on the pfizer vaccine news" and the news that "joe biden was declared victorious." (as biden) "hey wall street, how ya like me dow?" ( laughter ) and, of course,