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lean el bro.sticdoo q hizo. > y quéprendiasperaba ver a otro hombre, que nos ndiódeeue empezó to, lo de pre luierosacar, m trae malos cudo dentro d poco tendrá su propio ow. > ay,anoche, el padre albert tuvo una actitud co o máde stificdose >> s terminó cand ysos violento, me parecerrible. > roa sorelecumpl y s casó c é no fueun actoito. >Él tne qaposar a su jastro y est metido el dioomo nu > ne muchaolémica la entrevista, muchas personas en itter haían pruntas, y él di:mi libr n es y lo van a ver en yuscas. milioo eunatue a la iglea ma, u recuento peonalde mi peena. vaya y comprenlo dicen. >>> Él dijouee star que la luna de miel le bie gustado que durara más porque no níla. >>> e ura circosto ñor, sde quealió el bro, se la pasó vendndo l miahtoa,o comproi alment m dice la verdad. >>y cuá e según tú la rd? >>yo n sé la verdad, veo u mbuee tá deen de usione, poqu no mabla dea verdad. >>> busqueme pre beo, yo quienie l cua,os papazzi. no, senntró con una mano saa do de aí soy. >oes tengo quehacer un
lean el bro.sticdoo q hizo. > y quéprendiasperaba ver a otro hombre, que nos ndiódeeue empezó to, lo de pre luierosacar, m trae malos cudo dentro d poco tendrá su propio ow. > ay,anoche, el padre albert tuvo una actitud co o máde stificdose >> s terminó cand ysos violento, me parecerrible. > roa sorelecumpl y s casó c é no fueun actoito. >Él tne qaposar a su jastro y est metido el dioomo nu > ne muchaolémica la entrevista, muchas personas en itter haían pruntas,...
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i need a ride home, bro. tijuana is a fun place to partied, right? yeah. oh.n't worry. you can pay your ticket right there. yeah. oh, yeah. the cops have a little code. when they want you to pay for it, they got a little code. they go,', ah,', ah, give me something for coffee. i give him, $10. no, no, no. $150. i'm, like, what kind of coffee do you guys drink? we got starbucks down here too. starbucks in tijuana? i can just imagine walking up to starbucks in tijuana. hi, i'll have a grando latte with a churro. even the sizes mess you up, right? i'll have a small. >> we don't have a small. we got a tall. >> how about a medium? no, that's a grande. >> what's the biggest one you got. a vinti. >> a vinti. i'm leaving. >> my family leftç tee juan wh. we came to california for the cheese. that was actually when we became citizens. they said use the word cheese in a sentence. >> take my picture, cheese. >> immigration officer just laughed. he goes, huh, that's funny. have your mother step up. mom steps up. use the word cheese in a sentence. she said i don't know che
i need a ride home, bro. tijuana is a fun place to partied, right? yeah. oh.n't worry. you can pay your ticket right there. yeah. oh, yeah. the cops have a little code. when they want you to pay for it, they got a little code. they go,', ah,', ah, give me something for coffee. i give him, $10. no, no, no. $150. i'm, like, what kind of coffee do you guys drink? we got starbucks down here too. starbucks in tijuana? i can just imagine walking up to starbucks in tijuana. hi, i'll have a grando...
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. >> it was diana's combination of movie star looks and world grace which has the a mess bros. her followers are hoping william and kate have the same of me. >> -- alchemy. >> president hu is being feted with a bank would at the white house. you are watching "bbc news". >> hello and welcome. >> see the news unfold, get the top stories from around the globe and click-to-play video reports. go to bbc.com/news to experience the in-depth, expert reporting of "bbc world news" online. >> funding was made possible by the freeman foundation of new york, stowe, vermont, and honolulu. newman's own foundation. the john d. and catherine t. macarthur foundation. and union bank. >> union bank has put its financial strength to work for a wide range of companies, from small businesses to major corporations. what can we do for you? >> "bbc world news" was presented by kcet, los angeles.
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clean magic eraser extra power. [ bottle two ] bro, will you relax? there's not much we can do about it. ugh. he's not even trying. he is actual magic. not impressed. [ gasps ] no! i didn't even know that could get dirty! can we even clean a leather shoe? what do you mean? what is a shooee? he's cleaning things that we don't even know what they are. gloves? brush? chime in any time here. [ male announcer ] effortlessly removes more grime per swipe. clean all around the house with the mr. clean magic eraser extra power. the news is always on c-b-s 5 dot com. >>> that does it for eyewitness news at 11:00 p.m. david letterman is next. as we leave you tonight we will leave you with images of ne
clean magic eraser extra power. [ bottle two ] bro, will you relax? there's not much we can do about it. ugh. he's not even trying. he is actual magic. not impressed. [ gasps ] no! i didn't even know that could get dirty! can we even clean a leather shoe? what do you mean? what is a shooee? he's cleaning things that we don't even know what they are. gloves? brush? chime in any time here. [ male announcer ] effortlessly removes more grime per swipe. clean all around the house with the mr. clean...
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bros and grey's brain paralyzes the council ahead of the holidays with thousands stranded on the roads it's. spreading the fear of. pain is increasingly wary of the growth of islamic extremism. russia's most famous for it will remain the country's most famous prison out for another six years as a port au prince and go tell them by sneak huge amounts of oil. palestinians to israel's made a trip fence in gaza while people that are still struggling to cope with live located tensions between the two neighbors. those are the headlines every moment is here now with the sports news. hello and welcome to score on our teams coming to you from the russian capital i'm on call sir and let's jump straight to the events that made it so that's all of our bulletin. for played out of staff or bridge where i just bought it here is chelsea compact aston villa held all four three three draw. russian football in the twenty ten season of the sport in this country and offer a football deal novel market center gives aren't seen this say on the league's players from last year. these guys are usually seen as th
bros and grey's brain paralyzes the council ahead of the holidays with thousands stranded on the roads it's. spreading the fear of. pain is increasingly wary of the growth of islamic extremism. russia's most famous for it will remain the country's most famous prison out for another six years as a port au prince and go tell them by sneak huge amounts of oil. palestinians to israel's made a trip fence in gaza while people that are still struggling to cope with live located tensions between the...
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the club terry has also been in contact with them with tottenham manager martin you all christian bros. football news english premier league side aston villa signed striker darren bent from sunderland for a club record transfer fee they haven't disclosed the amount but have admitted it's a record with british media reporting it to be around the twenty nine million dollars mob painted to join sunderland from tottenham in two thousand and nine thirty six goals for the north-east club. yes on the fantastic season good times but the same time i believe in them aston villa's position. have they finished sixth in the last few seasons of the premier league and. a new challenge for me to be part of. a massive club. interested others want to be part of it and get back up to. but it should be. stable for. career of the latest teams to put their places in the last states australia face bahrain winning only a draw to advance it was the socceroos who got the only goal of the game really fierce draw you. find a win and his goal in as many games bahrain did push for an equaliser but couldn't find a b
the club terry has also been in contact with them with tottenham manager martin you all christian bros. football news english premier league side aston villa signed striker darren bent from sunderland for a club record transfer fee they haven't disclosed the amount but have admitted it's a record with british media reporting it to be around the twenty nine million dollars mob painted to join sunderland from tottenham in two thousand and nine thirty six goals for the north-east club. yes on the...
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the warner bros.ilm starred anthony hopkins, playing an american priest who goes to italy to attend an exorcism class. >>> no strings attach moved to 7, 13.7 million. the mechanic and green hornet tied for third. an intense week in the theaters, getting a bump from its dozen oscar nominations, the king's speech rounds out the top five. >>> lawrence, seems like people were better able to deal with the rains today, at least on the roads. >> and by afternoon, it started to break up and we started to see more sun. some places over an inch of rainfall. looks like things are coming to an end. let's take you out there right now. not bad over the city, skies beginning to break. still a lot of clouds over part of the east bay. showers winding down, as doppler radar picking up that activity, but most heads to the south. slowly dragging its way out of the bay area, now making its way southward toward the monterrey bay area, all the way down into southern california, seeing rainfall there. this storm system, just
the warner bros.ilm starred anthony hopkins, playing an american priest who goes to italy to attend an exorcism class. >>> no strings attach moved to 7, 13.7 million. the mechanic and green hornet tied for third. an intense week in the theaters, getting a bump from its dozen oscar nominations, the king's speech rounds out the top five. >>> lawrence, seems like people were better able to deal with the rains today, at least on the roads. >> and by afternoon, it started to...
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minuto de silencio, un kraftcontraste con la algarabía que se vivió en este lugar, un silencio ten broó con una misa en sfe día de luto miles de haitianos se reunieron ante la pa shad del templo en un acto solemne, en otras partes ceremonia ante un ambiente de pesimismo >>> no es lo que espera el pueblo haitiano cons el pueblo espera un cambio radical, donde los pobres puedan tener una mejor condición de vida. >>> la miseria se ve por doquier en haití la gente no tiene agua pero no es aquí en puerto príncipe donde comenzó el cólera si no en... >>> según autoridades esta es la mayor fuente de contaminación los ríos haití que han diseminado el cólera en el país aquí viene la gente a lavar ropa bañarse e incluso beber esta agua, por otro lado no tienen alternativa son pobres. de hecho vimos niños beber de esta agua aquí han vistos mas de 8 milkamil casos. los médicos cubanos los primeros en detectar esta epidemia. >>> y las camillas hab lee taedz para la evacuación de líquidos y cuando se recuperan los sobrevivientes ya pueden comer, pero la gran preocupación de los médicos que la epidemi
minuto de silencio, un kraftcontraste con la algarabía que se vivió en este lugar, un silencio ten broó con una misa en sfe día de luto miles de haitianos se reunieron ante la pa shad del templo en un acto solemne, en otras partes ceremonia ante un ambiente de pesimismo >>> no es lo que espera el pueblo haitiano cons el pueblo espera un cambio radical, donde los pobres puedan tener una mejor condición de vida. >>> la miseria se ve por doquier en haití la gente no tiene...
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the story that shaped this week in winter frustration also succumbs to the cold weather blues that's bros and rain paralyzes the capital ahead of the holidays with thousands stranded on the roads and an airport. dreading the fear that terror attack in denmark makes europeans increasingly wary of the growth of islamic extremism. also russia's most famous forward tycoon will remain the country's most famous prisoner for another six years as an all school court finds him guilty of embezzling huge amounts of oil. after israel's military offensive in gaza will report on how people there is still struggling to cope with life under siege which they say still hasn't even. hello and welcome to our seat twenty four hour news live from moscow follow with the latest news and review of the week's a balance so it was a week one winter clearly defeated moscow as freezing rain lashed showers bringing down power lines and causing travel chaos for some which meant starting the holiday season and shocking traffic jams well sleeping on the airport floor because you know groucho has a story. turned into a lum
the story that shaped this week in winter frustration also succumbs to the cold weather blues that's bros and rain paralyzes the capital ahead of the holidays with thousands stranded on the roads and an airport. dreading the fear that terror attack in denmark makes europeans increasingly wary of the growth of islamic extremism. also russia's most famous forward tycoon will remain the country's most famous prisoner for another six years as an all school court finds him guilty of embezzling huge...
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involvement in the country politically with mark wise bro from the center for economic and policy research next developments in the tucson shooting revealed that shooter jared loughner has a history of mental illness so we're going to look into the current state of mental health care in the us and ask why so many people are going untreated we'll speak with political satire is terry shear and efforts to integrate students in a north carolina school district have been overturned thanks to efforts by the local tea party the integration effort was originally praised by groups around the country but suddenly it's been deemed social engineering by protesters so is that proof that segregation is still alive and well in america we're going to have a debate on that issue and then we're doing a round up of some of the craziest stories making headlines this week kanye west is causing quite a stir with his latest music video at a new survey shows the ugly chicks get more dates than cute ones because that's not a bit off to you we thought so so we're going to get wonkette blogger sarah benning causes t
involvement in the country politically with mark wise bro from the center for economic and policy research next developments in the tucson shooting revealed that shooter jared loughner has a history of mental illness so we're going to look into the current state of mental health care in the us and ask why so many people are going untreated we'll speak with political satire is terry shear and efforts to integrate students in a north carolina school district have been overturned thanks to efforts...
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precentor bros up..we're in a dt looks like you'll stay this way for another week. the fog in the morning will be extensive once again for tomorrow this ability probably below a quarter of a mile perhaps zero at times. dense fog and advisory in effect, the fog will clear up between 10:00 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. tomorrow meet morning. but even at 11:00 a.m. some fog scalding now.holding out. mildest of oakland and san francisco 49 degrees in the morning, because of all fog and moisture, temperatures will not get all that cold night. the afternoon look for sunshine and highs into the '60s. i'm looking at 70 degrees for san jose and santa rosa. here's the big question mark from fairfield to antioch, fog has been stubborn all we can log and the temperatures have been cooler. some los sixties here, hopefully will get rid of that fog into the afternoon hours. here is the 7 day at around the bay, monday looking good and looking nice for the entire week. drier weather i think the fog will be less of an issue starting on tuesday. attorney when the for wednesday. look for mostly
precentor bros up..we're in a dt looks like you'll stay this way for another week. the fog in the morning will be extensive once again for tomorrow this ability probably below a quarter of a mile perhaps zero at times. dense fog and advisory in effect, the fog will clear up between 10:00 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. tomorrow meet morning. but even at 11:00 a.m. some fog scalding now.holding out. mildest of oakland and san francisco 49 degrees in the morning, because of all fog and moisture, temperatures...
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. >>> sólo en remoción de como bros escombros se han gastado 902 millones el resto a otras necesidadesstudios. >>> bueno, queremos invitarle que se quiere ver más de esta cobertura a haití univision. co . y bueno llegó el momento de hablar de deportes estamos con el presidente de la república deportiva, ilia compite con los seguidores de fernando en twitter y contestando la trivia. >>> yo siempre soy la primera que contesto aunque no me reconocen >>> como que no, reconocemos tus conocimientoss la respuesta es zurich suiza que estuvimos para la elección de campeonatos mundiales. medio yaalla de oro para ilia calderón. la liga mexicana de fútbol fue la tercera mejor de américa en 2010 y la número 12 del munld la mejor de américa brasil, seguido por argentina. por su parte la española la mejor este año y le siguieron la premier inglesa y el calcio italiano. hablando de fifa ayer entregaron el balón de oro a messi y esto causó molestias en la madre patria, dijo que iniesta y alonso fueron campeones del mundo, otro diario dijo que blatter abofeteo el fútbol español dos veces en menos de un
. >>> sólo en remoción de como bros escombros se han gastado 902 millones el resto a otras necesidadesstudios. >>> bueno, queremos invitarle que se quiere ver más de esta cobertura a haití univision. co . y bueno llegó el momento de hablar de deportes estamos con el presidente de la república deportiva, ilia compite con los seguidores de fernando en twitter y contestando la trivia. >>> yo siempre soy la primera que contesto aunque no me reconocen >>>...
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bro's alley is shut off completely. investigators will continue their investigation along with arson. >> absolutely. as we look at the video we saw along a shot of the alley, all the cars pointed in the opposite direction of where this car is. >> you can see as i pulled out it is a long, one lane alley. all the cars on the left-hand side facing opposite of where i'm at. this one car the one that contains the body is facing the wrong way coming down the alley. investigators will look at that as well. >> as we saw there are apartments on other side. has any residents come out to inquire what's going on? >> no we haven't seen anyone out here. there are apartment complexes all around. i talked about that shot spotter. there is right there. this will be able to triangulate whether shots were fired in the area. there are steer several surveillance cameras one of them facing up webster towards the alley. investigators are looking at that to see if there's anything on it to help them with this investigation. >> thank you for th
bro's alley is shut off completely. investigators will continue their investigation along with arson. >> absolutely. as we look at the video we saw along a shot of the alley, all the cars pointed in the opposite direction of where this car is. >> you can see as i pulled out it is a long, one lane alley. all the cars on the left-hand side facing opposite of where i'm at. this one car the one that contains the body is facing the wrong way coming down the alley. investigators will look...
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. - you have nerves of steel, bro. and you've continued to rock our games.t in that zone, man! - all right. - you got it, babe. you got it. you'll get this. you'll get this. - nice and steady. - nice and steady? all right, buddy. - josh...you good? - yep, i'm ready. - ready? you've got a minute to win it, man. good luck. you can do this, josh. you can do this. [cheers and applause] - oh, my god, babe. - come on, man. josh is gonna do this. slow and steady. female announcer: the game begins in three, two, one... [air horn blows] - you got this babe. - he needs to get three ping-pong balls to rest on top of the straws to win $250,000. - nice and steady. you got it. - 40 seconds. that's one. two more to go. - perfect, baby, yeah. keep it up. just keep that same thing. nice and steady. slow. you've got plenty of time. - looking good. - you have plenty of time. you're good. don't even look at the clock. - 15 seconds. - oh! - it's okay. don't even worry-- it's okay, babe. [air horn blows] female announcer: your game is over. congratulations, you've won $50,000. [c
. - you have nerves of steel, bro. and you've continued to rock our games.t in that zone, man! - all right. - you got it, babe. you got it. you'll get this. you'll get this. - nice and steady. - nice and steady? all right, buddy. - josh...you good? - yep, i'm ready. - ready? you've got a minute to win it, man. good luck. you can do this, josh. you can do this. [cheers and applause] - oh, my god, babe. - come on, man. josh is gonna do this. slow and steady. female announcer: the game begins in...
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you working on your traps, bro?innie, mike, pauly, ronnie -- go like this, go like this. >> oh my god! oh my god! >> jimmy: there's two human rhinos. and by the way, those -- those are not the only cast look alikes. we scoured the internet today. for instance, the situation looks a lot like squidward from sponge bob. pauly d looks like londo from "babylon five." and snooki is a dead ringer for this orange fire hydrant. i want to -- one more thing. my aunt chippy is -- and if you are wondering, this is my real aunt. my mom's sister. she is not a fan of "jersey shore." she does not approve of the way kids behave on the show. we force her to watch it. and turns out, she still doesn't think much of it. >> this is aunt chippy with another preview of [ bleep ] "jersey shores." roll it. oh, they're getting dressed to go out. >> getting nervous. >> because you're excited? >> yeah. >> what are you nervous about? you've been screwing everybody in sight. >> if we got to a club, i have to [ bleep ] my pants. >> she [ bleep ] in
you working on your traps, bro?innie, mike, pauly, ronnie -- go like this, go like this. >> oh my god! oh my god! >> jimmy: there's two human rhinos. and by the way, those -- those are not the only cast look alikes. we scoured the internet today. for instance, the situation looks a lot like squidward from sponge bob. pauly d looks like londo from "babylon five." and snooki is a dead ringer for this orange fire hydrant. i want to -- one more thing. my aunt chippy is -- and...
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y me somos bró cuando lo terminó. >> excelente muy buen trabajo y muy buena creatividad. >>> muy buenovarlas a necesitados en un esfuerzo porque tengan una vida mejor. >> y se trata de hacerle totalidad mejor. >> muy bien. >> y asimismo tendrán susan jemes que las protegen. >> y la pausa y, un mi gloonlt fue solo caso de balas sino de injusticia el hombre que le buenas tardes, hoy en noticias univision 14 a las seis...un legislador de california se convierte en blanco de amenazas racistas... ---tendremos detalles de un programa diseÑado para ayudar a las personas de bajos ingresos economicos a conseguir una vivienda accesible... quedan pocos dias para que los interesados presenten una solicitud.--el presidente barack obama nuevamente reto al congreso a trabajar en una legalizacion que saque de la sombra a millones de indocumetandos.. --hablaremos con un experto en inmigracion sobre las consecuencias que enfrentan los inmigrantes si manejan borrachos.--la alcaldesa de oakland habla de una nueva politica municipal, bajo la cual la policia ya no confiscara los autos de los conductores que
y me somos bró cuando lo terminó. >> excelente muy buen trabajo y muy buena creatividad. >>> muy buenovarlas a necesitados en un esfuerzo porque tengan una vida mejor. >> y se trata de hacerle totalidad mejor. >> muy bien. >> y asimismo tendrán susan jemes que las protegen. >> y la pausa y, un mi gloonlt fue solo caso de balas sino de injusticia el hombre que le buenas tardes, hoy en noticias univision 14 a las seis...un legislador de california se...
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. >> so long, bro. >> jimmy: great to see you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you think half a sister would costuch but it's not the case. the u.s. postal service announced today they're planning to close 2,000 branches of postal stations in addition to the almost 500 they were already planning to close. they lost $8.5 billion last year. maybe in retrospect making people wait in line while you slowly finish your bag of hot cheetos isn't the best. the post office is a place your parents used to go to communicate before there were text messages. young people use it less and less. maybe they should deliver pizza instead of letters. people always like that so local post offices will be closing gradually over the course of this year but don't worry, if you want to wait in line for a couple of hours you can still always go to the dmv. there's a new television show coming out. do you play this game angry birds on the iphone? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now you'll be able to watch it. they signed a number of "a" list stars. >> you've loved angry birds but now get ready for angry birds the show fea
. >> so long, bro. >> jimmy: great to see you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you think half a sister would costuch but it's not the case. the u.s. postal service announced today they're planning to close 2,000 branches of postal stations in addition to the almost 500 they were already planning to close. they lost $8.5 billion last year. maybe in retrospect making people wait in line while you slowly finish your bag of hot cheetos isn't the best. the post office is a place your...
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when wayne calls and said, did you say, hey, i don't have a lot to do with it -- >> i said, wayne, bronot the one, dude. >> jimmy: not the one. yeah, that's probably the way to go. because if you're the one, you got a hell of a thing. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: did elton john say no? was he offered the job? >> i don't know. i think fox was involved in that. but elton is mad cool. >> jimmy: besides the judges being different, well, a lot different, besides that, the show is going to be different this year. >> the show is very different. we changed a lot of things in the middle rounds -- >> no si >> jimmy: no singing? >> the singing is gone. we did a whole thing in vegas with beatles songs. >> jimmy: there are no more mentors on the show. >> no, that's right. you know, it's an interesting kind of retool of the thing. i said, the remix. >> jimmy: well, it will be interesting. but what i waonder, are there ay people left that can sing in america? it seems like everyone has auditioned for you. >> of course. you'd be shocked. the talent is really good. and unique. it's interesting this year. i
when wayne calls and said, did you say, hey, i don't have a lot to do with it -- >> i said, wayne, bronot the one, dude. >> jimmy: not the one. yeah, that's probably the way to go. because if you're the one, you got a hell of a thing. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: did elton john say no? was he offered the job? >> i don't know. i think fox was involved in that. but elton is mad cool. >> jimmy: besides the judges being different, well, a lot different, besides that,...
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he says his worst lie ever was, "i told my bro that our real mom was carmen sandiego and that she wass hidingecause she didn't want to pay child support. [ laughter ] what an elaborate lie that was. this one is from @ryanfefferonii he says, "when my mom asked me what 'milf' stood for when she saw it on my google seah, i told her it stood for 'man, i love fishing.'" [ laughter ] close enough. last one here is from @nickfl0924. ss worst lie ever, "when caught kissing another girl by my girlfriend, i said, 'i thought it was you.'" that doesn't work. there you have it, those are tonight's "late night hastags." to check out all these tweets and more of our favorites, go to latenightwithjimmyfallon.com we'll be right back with some new velvet elvises, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ koch ] at samuel adams, we get inspiration for our seasonal beers from all over the world. [ cannon ] for our new spring seasonal, we're introducing samuel adams noble pilsner. it's our take on a classic bohemian pilsner. and we found the traditional heirloom malts. laid out and turned daily
he says his worst lie ever was, "i told my bro that our real mom was carmen sandiego and that she wass hidingecause she didn't want to pay child support. [ laughter ] what an elaborate lie that was. this one is from @ryanfefferonii he says, "when my mom asked me what 'milf' stood for when she saw it on my google seah, i told her it stood for 'man, i love fishing.'" [ laughter ] close enough. last one here is from @nickfl0924. ss worst lie ever, "when caught kissing another...
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breaking news on jim har bro possibly becoming the coach. 49ers. >> how long until the next round ofn? we will check in with christina loren. it is january 3rd, today in the bay. >>> good monday morning. thanks for joining us. almost 5:30. >> i'm laura garcia cannon. want to get started with christina loren? we have the hour by hour forecast. >> for you are sick of the rain, we will start to dry out as of today. we are already in the 40s. it's not as cold as it has been. we don't see frost except for possibly in santa rosa and places in the north bay. you may find frost where it's just cold enough. temperatures will rise into the 40s as we hit noon. a nice sunshiny day into the 60s. by about 5:00 p.m., temperatures around 59 in oakland staying mild with showers and snow showers continuing in southern california. that's not the case for us. we will show you the satellite coming up. back to you. >> we will look forward to it. it's a new era in california, kind of. arnold schwarzenegger will no longer be in the driver's seat. she giving up his post to jerry brown. gavin newsom is gettin
breaking news on jim har bro possibly becoming the coach. 49ers. >> how long until the next round ofn? we will check in with christina loren. it is january 3rd, today in the bay. >>> good monday morning. thanks for joining us. almost 5:30. >> i'm laura garcia cannon. want to get started with christina loren? we have the hour by hour forecast. >> for you are sick of the rain, we will start to dry out as of today. we are already in the 40s. it's not as cold as it has...
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primanti bros. sandwiches?ike the -- are you going back for the holidays? >> i'm actually gonna go to hawaii tomorrow morning. my mom is already there [ cheers ] >> jimmy: whoa! >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, that sounds awesome. >> i know. i've never been anywhere tropical and she's been taunting me for the last five days. she texts me about five pictures a day. >> jimmy: there's there already? >> she's there already, yeah. >> jimmy: mom's there? >> yeah, mom's there, by herself, yeah. >> jimmy: just downing the mai tais? >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: just going for it? [ laughter ] >> i have no idea what she's up to, other than the fact that, like i get -- she's like, "i'm in a jungle! i'm in a prairie! i'm by the beach!" you know? no. every two miles. >> jimmy: what is hawaii -- >> i don't understand, she's like -- >> jimmy: maybe she's on the island of "lost." >> yeah, it's "lost," yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, anything you need. >> jimmy: do you see your family a lot? does she come out to l.a. and visit you? >> yeah, m
primanti bros. sandwiches?ike the -- are you going back for the holidays? >> i'm actually gonna go to hawaii tomorrow morning. my mom is already there [ cheers ] >> jimmy: whoa! >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, that sounds awesome. >> i know. i've never been anywhere tropical and she's been taunting me for the last five days. she texts me about five pictures a day. >> jimmy: there's there already? >> she's there already, yeah. >> jimmy: mom's there?...
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. >> i still have some of your furnie pads in my truck, bro. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talkin' about,r. i follow you, i follow your writers, morgan murphy, i am legend, 80 miles, you should follow all these people on twitter, but i have a little bit of a bone to pick with two of you. first of all, jimmy -- >> jimmy: are you under your name? >> no, i'm stealth twitter. [ light laughter ] no -- >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> well, i follow ex-girlfriends, so you don't like them to see your face there. and i like to -- you know, i don't want that verified check. anything i say is going to be like a statement, and i like to take pictures of my body -- [ laughter ] -- and put them on the net -- >> jimmy: you do not. >> i do. so, i don't want people to know it's me, because i don't want people to know i'm that muscular, and -- >> jimmy: yeah, right. so, what is the bone? what is the bone? >> first of al -- look, your pro bowl shuffle, really funny. really funny. i watched it when it was on here. everyone else see it? really funny. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> and then you tweeted it th
. >> i still have some of your furnie pads in my truck, bro. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talkin' about,r. i follow you, i follow your writers, morgan murphy, i am legend, 80 miles, you should follow all these people on twitter, but i have a little bit of a bone to pick with two of you. first of all, jimmy -- >> jimmy: are you under your name? >> no, i'm stealth twitter. [ light laughter ] no -- >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> well, i follow ex-girlfriends, so...
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the warner bros.ho plays an american priest who goes to italy to attend an exorcism class. >>> last week's top film no strings attached slipped to second with 13.7 million. the mechanic and the green hornet tied for third. in its 10th week in the theaters getting a bump from its dozen oscar nominations was "the king's speech." >> the actor goes to the cast of the kings speech. >> the kings speech received a royal welcome at the screen actors guild awards last night. the filmed received two awards for best cast of a motion picture and best actor for leading man colin firth. he also won a golden globe for in a role. >>> among the other winners, natalie portman, best actress for black swan, supporting actor christian bale for the fighter and supporting actress melissa leo for the fighter. >> the most sought after degree is for mcdonald's. they teach management techniques. the school in china compares 1% of applications compared to 7% admission in harvard. hamburger u isn't a real university, it's a corpo
the warner bros.ho plays an american priest who goes to italy to attend an exorcism class. >>> last week's top film no strings attached slipped to second with 13.7 million. the mechanic and the green hornet tied for third. in its 10th week in the theaters getting a bump from its dozen oscar nominations was "the king's speech." >> the actor goes to the cast of the kings speech. >> the kings speech received a royal welcome at the screen actors guild awards last...
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meanwhile, the rumor going around hollywood is cbs warner bros. worried about "two and a half men" star charlie sheen. he lost a lot of weight over the holidays. this weekend supposedly spent the whole weekend holed up in vegas with three porn stars. only three though so he's keeping his new year's resolution. tmz said it's unclear what went on inside the hotel room. which is quite a mystery. what could -- possibly have -- it's charlie sheen and three hookers. they were probably playi in scattegorise, you know? he showed up for work monday. said what he does on the weekend is none of your business. but producers are concerned. they're even making some changes to "two and a half men." >> this week on "two and a half men." the guys get an unexpected visitor. [ doorbell rings ] uncle dr. drew. "two and a half men," only on cbs. >> jimmy: i think that's a good addition to the show. [ cheers and applause ] charlie was out in vegas doing god knows what, jon cryer spent the weekend watching "pretty in pink" with his labradoodle. we have a fun thing tonig
meanwhile, the rumor going around hollywood is cbs warner bros. worried about "two and a half men" star charlie sheen. he lost a lot of weight over the holidays. this weekend supposedly spent the whole weekend holed up in vegas with three porn stars. only three though so he's keeping his new year's resolution. tmz said it's unclear what went on inside the hotel room. which is quite a mystery. what could -- possibly have -- it's charlie sheen and three hookers. they were probably playi...
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bro, that's a little weird. i don't know, doesn't seem that weird to me. just keep shaving my back, ok? oh, dude, can i get a bite? what, with my spoon? that's disgusting. . >>> a driver with a camera mounted on his dashboard captured a spectacular crash on a highway in toronto today. a tractor trailer on the opposite side went out of control and crashed right into oncoming traffic. 40 vehicles wound up in a huge pileup. unfortunately, one woman who stepped out of her car after the accident was struck and killed. but no one else was seriously injured. >>> in news of the world tonight in al bane yeah more than 20,000 people took part in an anti-government demonstration today that quickly turned violent. three people were shot and killed and 130 others were wounded. protestors set police cars on fire. they are angry about allegations of government corruption. applebania is one of the poorest countries in europe. >> in haiti the president made the first public comment about his return. he came back after 25 years in exile to help haiti recover from january's
bro, that's a little weird. i don't know, doesn't seem that weird to me. just keep shaving my back, ok? oh, dude, can i get a bite? what, with my spoon? that's disgusting. . >>> a driver with a camera mounted on his dashboard captured a spectacular crash on a highway in toronto today. a tractor trailer on the opposite side went out of control and crashed right into oncoming traffic. 40 vehicles wound up in a huge pileup. unfortunately, one woman who stepped out of her car after the...
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the warner bros.ilm stars anthony hopkins to plays an american priest who goes to italy for an exorcism. >> it's based on a story from a priest in san jose. >>> last week's top film no strings attached in second place. the mechanic and green hornet tying for third and bumped from the dozen oscar nominations, "the king's speech." >> still the only one i want to see. >> it's great. >>> a big night in hollywood, as well. "the king's speech," speaking of it got a royal tribute at the screen actors guild awards. >> the actor goes to the cast of "the king's speech." >> that film receiving two awards for best cast of a motion picture and best actor for leading man, colin firth. he also won a golden globe for the rome. >>> among the other winners natalie portman for "black swan," supporting actor christian bale for the fighter. and supporting actress melissa leo also for the fighter. >>> 6:50. coming up, man's best friend getting a few more. see what makes the new dog breed so special. brian at cbs five dot c
the warner bros.ilm stars anthony hopkins to plays an american priest who goes to italy for an exorcism. >> it's based on a story from a priest in san jose. >>> last week's top film no strings attached in second place. the mechanic and green hornet tying for third and bumped from the dozen oscar nominations, "the king's speech." >> still the only one i want to see. >> it's great. >>> a big night in hollywood, as well. "the king's speech,"...
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. >> use your phone, bro. >> this was shot during biology class this fall. faces because of their age. >> i was sitting there. >> tina as we'll call her is the girl in the blue t-shirt. >> people looking, just fightin' get it over with. >> the 15-year-old says the other girl in black bullied her for a year. >> just calling me names and -- and i asked her why. and she said that i was talking to her boyfriend. >> and then on september 29th this happened. >> i found my daughter with a pack of ice over her nose. her shirt was blooded, blood on her jeans blood on her shoes. crying. >> the student in black was suspended for five days. as for criminal charges, tina's mother says every county department tells her all the information is confidential since the girl in black is a minor. we called alameda county juvenile probation and the d.a.'s office as well. we got the same answer. tina's mother is also demanding more from the school district. >> i would expect that the student be removed from school. >> permanently? >> permanently. absolutely. she's a threat. >> the
. >> use your phone, bro. >> this was shot during biology class this fall. faces because of their age. >> i was sitting there. >> tina as we'll call her is the girl in the blue t-shirt. >> people looking, just fightin' get it over with. >> the 15-year-old says the other girl in black bullied her for a year. >> just calling me names and -- and i asked her why. and she said that i was talking to her boyfriend. >> and then on september 29th this...
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bro, that's a little weird. i don't know, doesn't seem that weird to me.just keep shaving my back, ok? oh, dude, can i get a bite? what, with my spoon? that's disgusting. >>> the ambulance that reportedly carried president john f. kennedy's body has been auctioned in arizona for $120,000. now some people question whether the ambulance really carried kennedy's body. but the woman who bought it, a car collector believes it did. she is not sure what she will do with the ambulance but will ask the smithsonian if they are interested in displaying it. >>> this is the third annual polar plunge there they go in southern connecticut. people collected money from their family and friends to jump in a pond at the ymca camp. all the funds collected will go toward their programs. >>> a group of boy scouts were going for the zero hero award overnight. they had to stay outdoors for at least 24 hour, eat at least two meals outside and the temperature must drop below zero. north field was expected to be minus 14 degrees last night. there's no word yet on if the boys accompl
bro, that's a little weird. i don't know, doesn't seem that weird to me.just keep shaving my back, ok? oh, dude, can i get a bite? what, with my spoon? that's disgusting. >>> the ambulance that reportedly carried president john f. kennedy's body has been auctioned in arizona for $120,000. now some people question whether the ambulance really carried kennedy's body. but the woman who bought it, a car collector believes it did. she is not sure what she will do with the ambulance but will...
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. >> the mansieere or the bro, you get the -- i guess you got to go under the knife. >>> when we return why carrie fisher wants us to see less of her. that's coming up next in "the skinny." good evening h ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> brett favre has certainly been in "the skinny" recently. >> just a little. >> now it's his sister making headlines today. this is not funny in any way. she's been arrested in a meth bust. the situation is that neighbors were called to a normally quiet upscale community and found an active meth lab inside a condo unit in the heart of like i said, an upscale community. they say when they got inside, they found ten grams of finished product which they say is a lot of meth. i didn't know the reference. and a full lab in the bathroom which was still cooking and i'm sure you covered these before. these things are so flammable and so deadly. they had to evacuate seven of the closest condo units and brandy favre is now in trouble and she's been arrested and there's a laundry list of charges, including manufacturing meth, possession of a controlled substance and transfe
. >> the mansieere or the bro, you get the -- i guess you got to go under the knife. >>> when we return why carrie fisher wants us to see less of her. that's coming up next in "the skinny." good evening h ♪ skinny ♪ so skinny >>> brett favre has certainly been in "the skinny" recently. >> just a little. >> now it's his sister making headlines today. this is not funny in any way. she's been arrested in a meth bust. the situation is that...
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. >> hey, bro, what's going on? >> reporter: but they're really undercover detectives with the vegas intelligence unit. >> i have two malibus. >> reporter: our cameras have been rolling and we've been watching it all go down from this back room. not only did the one guy have a stolen car he brought in, he has five others to sell to the undercover officer. we listened as thieves describe how easy it is to steal cars. and guns. >> reporter: lieutenant dave lowe who oversees the operation says all of the suspects know this is a place to come to buy stolen imts. >> they let us know they have something they want to unload. in our conversations, we try to make sure that it's stolen. >> reporter: they have to make the first move. >> yes. >> reporter: they have to have possession of the stolen property before you have a conversation? >> absolutely. >> reporter: today, the undercover team is getting ready for the arrival of a new customer. we're waiting for a guy to come in named adam isaacson and he'll va nissan quest. a ma
. >> hey, bro, what's going on? >> reporter: but they're really undercover detectives with the vegas intelligence unit. >> i have two malibus. >> reporter: our cameras have been rolling and we've been watching it all go down from this back room. not only did the one guy have a stolen car he brought in, he has five others to sell to the undercover officer. we listened as thieves describe how easy it is to steal cars. and guns. >> reporter: lieutenant dave lowe who...
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bro mack [roll call] [roll call] >> if not, the vote occurs on the motion of the gentlewoman from grandfather community. as available say aye. those opposed, no. the ayes have it. [roll call] >> and the motion is agreed to. let me before we close just ask all of my colleagues who have served here longer than two days to extend a round of applause to the four new members will join us on the rules committee and say how much we appreciate their forbearance and the hard work and their dedication by sticking with us and to say that as i said throughout this entire 12 hour. plus now, we obviously share the goal of ensuring that every single american has access to quality, affordable health insurance and were determined to do every weekend to make sure that that does happen and were going to have a rigorous debate beginning tomorrow morning, first thing. and then i will proceed with the three-day layover into next week and i will be managing this rule on the floor tomorrow. [inaudible] >> we've got one roll. >> we've got a growing role to be considering for next week will have h. res 9 that will be
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. >> my name is hillary bro. bankruptcy cisco state university.my question is that now, the republicans took over the house. would there be any media coverage when it comes to restorations? >> i didn't understand the last part. >> any media coverage? >> like the race to help the wealthy class and all that stuff. will that be media coverage, specifically on race relations click >> definitely. i think for republicans, one of the challenges they have been exclusively white and the congress until just now, and so this 112 session. you can have two black members elect to. tim scott, south carolina and allen west fromflorida. and that's a breakthrough for them. you have to go back to jc watt. i'm forgetting frank's first name. the congressman from connecticut. so it's been a while since we've seen anybody black in the republican ranks on capitol hill and the challenge for republican is also the need to understand the party going forward because the country demographics are shifting so quickly, not just in terms of african-americans. i don't think they'r
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you're correct that, in that what we're calling the cor, and i don't think there's a secret here, ken bro my's suspension letter was august of 2010 was what i was told and that he then left, and he's now in malaysia. he quit and went to malaysia. so, i mean, you know, this is kind of an interesting story that people were sitting there exlaining this is what happened, this is what happened, and looking me in the eye that were firsthand experienced. so i'm hearing chronologies that don't make sense. if you'd send it to me, then i've got my notes and the people we've talked to, and maybe we could make sense out of it. >> sure. >> i would commend you not to be taking to the bank those paper notes that are floating up there. >> with those aren't paper notes, those are our records. again, we're happy to double check to mix sure they're accurate. >> if you would, please. are you good? >> yes, thank you very much. >> thank you, clark. we're at commissioner green. >> general dorko, your impression, is the schedule for the increase in afghan national security forces realistic from your perspective
you're correct that, in that what we're calling the cor, and i don't think there's a secret here, ken bro my's suspension letter was august of 2010 was what i was told and that he then left, and he's now in malaysia. he quit and went to malaysia. so, i mean, you know, this is kind of an interesting story that people were sitting there exlaining this is what happened, this is what happened, and looking me in the eye that were firsthand experienced. so i'm hearing chronologies that don't make...