i got my bruce, i got my bros, i got gel in my hair, i got like fists in the air.kin' best. >> back on the "jersey floor" baby. whoo! whah! [ laughter ] >> seriously, every weekend we've got to come here? can't we just go to a museum or something like that? a flea market? ♪ >> oh, dj josh in the house, yo. what's up, ladies? ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: josh is my bro. we're like bonnie and clyde. if bonnie and clyde were both dudes. we're like clyde and clyde. >> even when he's with other girls, i know my joshi is still thinking about me. we're really, really happy. >> jimmy: when we're on the floor, we do everything we love to do. we nail chicks, we drink beers and we go to the club. nbc, baby. that's how we roll. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> one, two, three, four, i declare a prank war. five, six, seven, eight, i declare a prank war. [ laughter ] >> so we got this phone, right? it's shaped like a peacock, you know? and j-bro, this guys takes vaseline, rubs it all over it. so he lubed the peacock. you get it? lubing the cock. [ laughter ]

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. >>> y después que un bro caerá parte de u sección de una ley ante inmigrante en joer jashgs centenars fueron arrestados. >>> el dream act no está muerto es lo que quieren creer muchos que esperan que una nueva audiencia en el senado le de pur skwa al proyecto en este momento no hay suficientes votos en el senado la campaña su jie cree no es el mejor momento, pero como dice lourdes los estudiantes siguen luchando. >>> jóvenes indocumentados dieron la cara en el senado, en la primera audiencia en 10 años sobre el dream act medida que en realidad tiene escasa posibilidad de avanzar, la secretaria de seguridad nacional dijo que no hay sentido de gastar recursos para aplicar el peso de la ley estoy individuos no re enfrentan riesgos, hoy se unió a ellos el... que obtuvo de pulitzer. >>> creo que era importante decir que no es un tema latino, si no que el demócrata se re refirió a un graduado de. esta victoria será junta y seguiremos luchando juntos, también benn fui skwien a la economía dijo el secretario de educación.>>> es lo correcto para estos jóvenes y para el país y seguiré luchando

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he goes, "bro, they're trying to accuse me of killing the baby and raping the baby." i was, like, "what?" >> he told me that he was trying to tell them, you know, that the baby had been sick for days. and they didn't want to hear that. they wanted to know just what was going on within the last 30 minutes or so.i >> detective moore would come in and ask me, you know, different questions, and then he said he wanted a statement from me. and i was so upset, i was crying. >> eddie called me and he told me that they had arrested ernie. >> they handcuffed him and put him in the police car. and we're, like, "where is the jail at?" because we've have never been in trouble. >> thompson: isis died the next day. medical examiner joni mcclain would perform the autopsy. to mcclain, the evidence pointed to sexual assault and murder. she found bruising on isis' head and body, hemorrhaging in the brain, and a laceration at the entrance to the vagina. in her final report, she called it homicide by multiple blunt force injuries. ernie lopez was charged with aggravated sexual assault. an

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i get with my bros, i do shots, i tan and i drink. stds, that's what we call it. what i find really -- when i interview actors and actresses, yesterday i interviewed an actress and she couldn't look at herself on screen. every time there's a clip of yourself, you've roared with laughter. that is encouraging. >> i don't mind if it's funny. i don't look at it like it's me. was it funny? was it good? i second-guess everything. if it's good, i like to see it again. >> how important is the love of a good woman? your wife? >> i would be nothing without a wife. she is the coolest, the greatest, the smartest, the funniest. i love her so much. she's like the -- it's like your best friend for the rest of your life. you can call her up and, like, this happened to me, what do you think of this? she gives you good advice. or you go, want to see a movie? yeah, which one? i want to see this one. she's like i don't want to see that one. come on! those types of things, i want to go to this restaurant. ah, i don't care about restaurants. but i love restaurants. okay, let's do it. >

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captioning brought to >> closed captioning brought to >> alan: police are warning residents in his bro to be vigilant after a string of home burglaries. seven homes have been burglarized since april. most suspects have entered the home during a black sliding glass door, and the burglaries have taken cash, julie, and electronics. two homes had an alarm system activate ched stopped the buglars. >>> as father's day approaches the children of beaten giants fan brian stow are talking publicly about their father. tyler and tabitha live in scotts valley with their mother thivment say they usually attend a giant's game with their dad on father's day. >> feels weird not having him stay by your side. >> i spent a lot of time with him. completely different not going with him every weekend. or every thursday. it's really tough. >> alan: this father's day, tabitha and tyler say they'll make a photo collage and hang it in his hospital room. police have arrested one suspect in the attack on unrelated charges. >>> the latest edition to the swan family at san francisco's palace of fine arts has been ki

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thanks, bro-seph. are you video chatting? with my boyfriend? yeah! hey, tessa! mom!mocking tone ] mom. [ male announcer ] now everyone's up to speed. high speed internet is more affordable than ever with no home phone required. only in the network of possibilities. at&t. >> internet reporter kimberleys here with today's edition of take a look at this. >> we want to start off with the storm video. a woman is blown away in wisconsin. this is the video her getting out of the car. she is trying to get out of her car and close the door but as she tries, the wind is too strong. now she stopped to the gas station to take shelter from the high winds and the hill when she tried to warn inside. the wind actually blue her into another car, the passengers let her inside of that car and all of them waited out the storm and made it out on harm. now a man traveling by hot air balloon was dangling from 4 hooks bed in his back. it was a feature about suspension are. this is a practice of hanging from hooks pierced through the body. whitmore and the film company spent about two years

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. >>> a new study says that inpants who bro up -- who grow up with pets are 40% to 50% less likely to develop hailergies to those animals. -- animals. researchers say early exposure to pet bacteria do he -- could enhance the system. the study shows that waiting to buy a pet of a first year's dash an first year of a child's life will not prevent allergies. >>> just ahead, it will cost you more to visit the happiest place on earth. o?oowq >>> stocks are shaking off a two-week slump. this could mean reaction from better sales in may than analysts expected. the dow is back above that all- important 12,000 mark. >>> people in the east bay are squeezing in a last-minute appeal to lawmakers who are trying to beat tomorrow's state budget deadline. allie rasmus is live where a rally is just getting underway. >> reporter: well, gasia, while lawmakers wrangle over a new state budget, the people you see behind me want lawmakers to know that they hike all lawmakers will be impacted. they are talking with concerns about the budget. after they wrap up, they will have a rally in front of the state of

i gotcha covered bro. i love you man. hornitos premium tequila. intentions. >> jon: welcome back to the program. did i have a nice vacation? you know, this time i was really excited to come back to work because we had a doozy teed up here. a little story about a congressman, twitter account and a photo of what may or may not have been his (bleep). >> he came from congressman anthony weiner's twitter account over the weekend. a photo of an anonymous man's bulging underwear. the picture immediately deleted from his account was sent to this 21-year-old college student. >> jon: you know. that's the picture right there. i have to tell you, this twitter is something else. you know in the old days a congressman had to chisel images of his penis on limestone. and then have a runner take the picture to whichever damsel they wanted to hoar five. here is my dilemma. one, we news based comedy story looking at a story about a snap shot that appears to be an ample helping of penis -- [laughter] -- allegedly posted by a congressman whose same in a synonym for pe

thanks, bro-seph. are you video chatting? with my boyfriend? yeah! hey, tessa! mom! [ mocking tone ] mom. [ male announcer ] now everyone's up to speed. high speed internet is more affordable than ever with no home phone required. only in the network of possibilities. jose's cesar chavez plaza this weekend. the juneteenth festival celebrates the end of slavery in the un >>> crowds gathered in san jose today. the juneteenth festival celebrates the end of slavery in the united states. people began celebrating this day in galveston, texas in 1865. the residents there learned the slavery was over. there was music, food, and a car show. this particular gathering has taken place for 25 years. >>> beautiful day. i was out with folks in concord celebrating for father's day, but it was warm. >> it was very warm. >> lots of water and sunscreen, i hope. conditions for today, the keyword, micro climate. i spent a long time on my forecast, and i could have used another hour. there's a lot going on. you might not think so. it's clear. the thing is once we get so much solar heating

thanks, bro-seph. are you video chatting? with my boyfriend? yeah! hey, tessa! mom! [ mocking tone ] mom. [ male announcer ] now everyone's up to speed. high speed internet is more affordable than ever with no home phone required. only in the network of possibilities. at&t. it was in my sister's neighborhood. i told you it was perfect for you guys. literally across the street from her sister. [ banker ] but someone else bought it before they could get their offer together. we really missed a great opportunity -- dodged a bullet there. [ banker ] so we talked to them about the wells fargo priority buyer preapproval. it lets people know that you are a serious buyer because you've been credit-approved. we got everything in order so that we can move on the next place we found. which was clear on the other side of town. [ male announcer ] wells fargo. with you when you're ready to move. . >>> in headlines tonight, tornadoes roared through massachusetts, killing four people. they swept through the western and central parts of the state. the governor declared a state of eme

thanks, bro-seph. are you video chatting? with my boyfriend? yeah! hey, tessa! mom!m. [ male announcer ] now everyone's up to speed. high speed internet is more affordable than ever with no home phone required. only in the network of possibilities. at&t. >> more than 5000 people have left their condolences on the facebook page for the san francisco fire department. kimberlee has a look as some of the comments. >> people in the bay area and all across the country are leaving their comments and condolences. take a look at a few. for a lot of people from emergency services are leaving their comments. this one is from connecticut. on behalf of the officers and the fire company, our thoughts and prayers go out to the ssfd they'd you for all that you do for others. now the next one says on behalf of the mill valley fire department, great love hath no man than this, then a man lay down his life for friends, rest in three--in peace. >> of this one says a thank-you for helping my mom when she fell few weeks ago they to for making her comfortable and telling her everything wil

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. - we got you, bro! those wheels are a-turning. - ders. - nice. [snorting, party horn blows] >> june 28, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jiewrtdment we each got a show for you tonight. thank you very much. we have a show for you tonight. i'm telling you, it is a show the pope would tweet about. my guest tonight is louis ck. very few of you know this, but the ck is short for [bleeped] [laughter] yeah, man. all day we're here writing, all day. but we begin tonight with news out of illinois. you may remember about a year ago former governor rod blah... [stumbles over name] toured the country promising he'd be vindicated of all charges. he visited the "daily show" where i made a promise to him. again, if you get off scot-free, there's a hug waiting for you. >> i'm determined to work even harder to get that. >> jon: well, tonight i have some very good news to r

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oh, my god, bro, i thought you were smashing my project badass tape because you hated it. >> what, dude? i love project badass. i watch those tapes all the time. >> okay, so the sex tape is gone, then? >> yeah. i smashed the crap out of it. gone. >> great. good. thank you, charlie. thanks. >> you're welcome. >> kind of don't know what else to say. >> say, "i will have dinner with you and thank you for this, and thank you." >> that doesn't make any sense. >> just say the words... >> no, i will never go out with you. oh, my god! >> i will say them for you. you should be more grateful! >> hey...! charlie, i'm sorry. i was gonna bang the witch just to get back at you, because i thought you smashed my tape, and i'm glad i didn't now, right? 'cause that chick is the worst. >> oh, yeah, man, she's terrible, gross. only got one star from me. >> i saw that. >> oh, yeah? you're watching my tapes again? >> yeah. >> what'd you think? >> you got weird balls. >> you should see frank's balls. they're like planets. >> ew. >> you know what this all makes me realize, though? is that maybe the three of us

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not in my wildest nightmares could i have imagined that when we shook hands and embraced in our usual bro hug that it would be the last time i would see tony alive. he had spent another memorial day weekend with my family at the rented beach house for the annual crawfish broil. an event that he flew or drive down to every year to hang out, party, enjoy the ocean and pay tribute cajun style to the soldiers who have sacrificed. we did not say goodbye, we said we'll see you later. tony had already made plans to meet up in vegas to celebrate my 50th birthday. that day has not arrived, but it will sadly without tony. we were both a couple of rookies armed with more braun than knowledge and too young to know how much we didn't know. tony had a passion for the job. and he was a naturally talented people person. he could walk into a chaotic situation, defuse the emotion fireworks, pick up the pieces, and bring both sanity and levity to an otherwise intention and chaotic call. he was the best part of many people's worse days. his smile was infection. we worked seamlessly together, and often joked

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wasn't a bit and i break the middle of the second world number for more info bro back later in the south and forced to try break seven three and respond to the last eight. and joining those two in the quarter finals was rafael nadal who was taken to a full three setter by a veteran roddick's to partick top seed to the first set six three and then opened up a five three lead in the second once the final round is written and won for consecutive games to level the match rafa however regrouped dropping just one game of the decider and closing down with the next the politics of juggle for it sometime next . now this weekend noted your period turns to silverstone for only the second time following a twenty five year break with seven time champion bill interested to make his debut on the famous track after missing last year's race with injuries rossi has tested the circuit on a regular street bike and is now looking forward to competitive racing with the first practice session just a few hours away from now and like very difficult the track is so fast and they can clear out a very important und

our immediate goals are very clear and we have in place a very comprehensive group aeration bro. graham next year we have to rise to the least sixth place in the world winter sports rankings if that doesn't happen it will be a cause for alarm if this system doesn't work this year it will mean that the problems are rooted even more deeply than we thought. and finally to a charity event of a one off kind which featured russia's world renowned footballer andrei arshavin against giant box that we call a value of in the heart of siberia is mining region and our very own correspondent constantine that's off was that there for us. three thousand five hundred kilometers from moscow in south western siberia is the industrial city of it was built on the banks of the tamari were in the center of russia's biggest coal mining region the basin it's not really a sport paradise as there are a few sporting facilities in summer and deadly low temperatures in winter however the priority of the region's officials is promoting sport in mongst its youngsters in this year on national russia day their f

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