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i tell them have you got dessert when i finish this meal and i give them broccoli.will not be happy. espn is giving us broccoli every day and trying to sell it as dessert. >> tucker: that's the frustrating thing. i'm almost never offended by msnbc the real one. they are not lying to me anyway. you worked there. are you surprised by this? >> i probably had the same reaction that you did and most of america did. i can tell you as a former employee that espn does do its due diligence in trying to affect the political safety of its employees. in fact two and a half years ago i had a video that went viral and a week later i was supposed to cover a play off hockey game and they took every measure to try to protect my physical safety because, let's face it, if you are in a arena or stadium with 40,000 plus people there is not much separation. i would like to believe because that could be the only logical consideration that maybe that was discussed behind the scenes but i think it's more a reflection of society right now and how left wing and p.c. it's gotten that even your

let's get through some of your big points. >> so this is the morning broccoli here, huh?e basic fact of what our health care system is. we spend $3.2 trillion. the largest percentage is in hospitals, doctors and clinics, home care nursing. that's about two-thirds of what we spend. insurance, administration and drugs is about 20%. and the point i'm trying to make here, because i hear it all of the time, if you just get rid of the profits from drugs and insurance companies, you'll solve the problem. well, we've done a pretty good job at estimating this. we think it's about $135 billion out of the $3.2 trillion, 4.2%. so you take away the motivation of innovating from drug companies, not have new drugs and still not solve our health care problem. >> also, you can't take profits out of -- >> no -- >> a capitalist society. >> i don't think you should. i just want to dispel the myth that our problem isn't profits and drug companies and insurance companies. the problem lies in inefficient delivery system, fueled by the fact that, you know, people really aren't paying for it. but

if i tell them, you got does it i finish this meal and then i give them broccoli, they are not goingbe very happy. espn is giving us broccoli every single day and trying to sell it as dessert. >> tucker: that's the frustrating thing. that is why i am almost never offended by msnbc, the real one, they are what they say they are. they are the leon trotsky network. they are not lying to me. britt, you worked there. are you surprised? >> i probably had the same reaction and that most of america did. i can tell you, as a former employee, espn does do its due diligence in trying to protect the physical safety of its employees. in fact, two and half years ago, i had a video that went viral and a week later, i was supposed to cover a playoff hockey game. they took every measure to try to protect my physical safety, because, let's face it, if you are in an arena or stadium with 40,000 plus people, there's not much separation. i would like to believe, because that could be the only logical consideration, that may be was discussed behind the scenes. i think it is more a reflection of society ri

they give you these looks like broccoli, really? >> and this is a cold room, boy.n't catch a break. >> hey, dad, do you know how to cook or do you just know how to put trash in the oven and then put it on a plate? >> i cooked this meal for you. >> that's what you did? this is garbage. you're a garbage person. >> well, i like your dinner, daddy. >> wow, the genetics really takes hold with the daughters in this case. you can really see they look like their dad. >> i get such a kick out of this. >> it's so stupid and so funny. >> can i have dessert? >> you can have dessert if you eat your dinner. >> you're a garbage human. >> knock knock. >> who's there? >> it's the police. they're here because you tried to poison your children with this garbage dinner. >> thanks, honey. >> this is just hot garbage. straight hot garbage. bye, dad, have fun in jail. >> i'm not in trouble because it's not garbage. i cooked it for you, now eat your dinner. >> if a bucket of vomit could commit a hate crime, it would be this dinner. >> this kid is no holds barred. >> it smells like the dev

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used that and it's changing from that side to huge great things, cabbages, ko, karate, cauliflower, broccoli, all these things are modified versions. now we can actually change the mutation part of the equation and the selection and it's much faster, much more powerful, potentially dangerous as people worry about it so we recommend the book very good. >> this might be an over simple question but let's say someone messes with a gene in humans and create some kind of human that is dangerous from science fiction what would happen after that and as a possible somethint something could be released that could never be? >> i suppose it is. it's a sort of discussion partly centered on the distinction is the one thing between the negative and positive manipulation. it's already been used quite successfully for removing genetic disorders come things like how hemophilia and things like that and people object on ethical grounds doing that and meddling with nature and playing god. what is more come th, people obo the manipulation, trying to change the gene of a human so that they can become better at say

. >>> do you kid hate vegetables i don't want to eat broccoli.what you did or didn't do when they were babies could have led to the, well, being a picky either, okay. we will keep you abreast of that situation. plus... >> difference you have to work twice as hard and be twice as smart. >> media fire storm. powerful new ad puts procter and gamble under the microscope why some are calling this commercial controversial. >> some people called it race bathing, what? >> we will play the whole thing for you, get your opinion. >> 7:31. >> lets see what this weather and when it will clear out. >> not quite yet. we have cloud cover around. a few showers to the south and most of our temperatures in the 60's. so bus stop buddy the umbrella for right now, and the ore for later on, hopefully kyacking or canoeing. there is rain to the south and some of it is edging up into delaware. it does seem like this system is starting to fall further south and we may finally be seeing the beginning of the end, of all this rain, 68 degrees in philadelphia right now, still

this is the guy named herocli named with broccoli guess what he's russian too. i guess russia also has nerds. another coincidence, must be a coincidence record. known as ike, senior vice president something called the crokea group run by the group that helped to set it up, helping to fund $1.4 million into u.s. banks and was the subject into money maunderring. laundering. so happy made in america week everyone. [ cheers and applause ] it is hard for djtj and e smaller russians inside the bigger russians. by the way there was more evidence than there was to impeach nixon when the watergate scandal broke. there he is goes he is number one again. 41% including president trump himself cannot wait to get the hell out of there. as i'm sure you heard the republican health care bill as of today is dead which is another big setback. and so this morning the president fired up his little orange thumbs and tweeted we were let down by all of the democrats and few republicans most were loyal, terrific and worked really hard. we will return. chz is what they yell at the end of

stand, the next thing you know, he'll be here telling you that we all have to make our soup out of broccoli. if that is not enough, we will all have to buy insurance for bloodletting. >> i thank you have a very strong case but here is what worries me. if we reverse and rule instead that which is served a less draconian way of death, what they comply or would they use their magic to escape? >> we have prepared a response. it is time, it is time. round about the cauldron goes, in the poison and trails froze, towed that under cold stone days and nights have 31, swelter and then on the sweeping by broiled out churns in the, double toil, double double toil, buyer burn and cauldron by bubble,. [applause] >> spec. >> if there should be upheld . blooms for yes if you believe those three which sisters were wrongly convicted or read for no the trial court's decision and should be upheld a. please vote only once. [laughter] [inaudible conversations] >> ladies now for tonight's discussion. [applause] >> it is our pleasure to have for this section while deliberation and a friend of mine and a scholar i

. >> i just saw a plant with pants and he was super talking and it was made of broccoli. >> found outhelor in paradise. [ cheers and applause ] >> will be quite a ride. we have be 666 music from vince staples with juicy j. emily ratajkowski is here and we'll be right back with matt leblanc. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by old navy's "on-ward! program." taking the next generation to the generation to the next level. here come the bugs! ahh! bugs everywhere! uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. for a limited time, mcdonald's iswith sriracha mac sauce.e take things up by dipping your mcnuggets in this creamy sauce with just the right amount of spice. and how do we take it up even more? by offering a 20 piece mcnuggets for just 5 dollars. >>> guirellmo and i went on a trip this weekend. >> it was great. >> we went to new york. >> maybe next time using artificial tears often and still have dry eye symptoms? ready for some relief? xiidra is the first and only eye drop approved for both the signs and symptoms of dry eye. one drop in each eye, twice a day. c

. >> supposed to be spaghetti, broccoli, and salad, and i don't know what this look like. shampoo.y body? i don't know. would you eat it if you didn't know who dished it? i don't think so. that's all i got to say. i cook my own food in my own cell. >> you know what i mean? you want to be eating out of trays? go ahead. bring it here. >> inmates like david monroe have found a more creative albeit more expensive option in cell cooking. >> i am making roast beef and corned beef tacos and in here, in prison, we have to cook in bags. we just get this off the canned goods, take the top off, flatten it so you can cut. other than that you don't have much to cut with. it's a whole lot harder than having a knife. as long as you ain't using it as a knife, the officers ain't -- they understand that you have to cut your meat. i haven't eaten anything in the chow hall in a really long time. i'd say a good year or so. yeah, i can cook pretty good. it tastes very well. i can definitely hide the fact that it's coming from an inmate. you wouldn't know the difference. you just mix it up like that in a

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stamps, the next thing you know, he will be here telling you that we all have to make our soup out of broccoli that's not enough, we will all have to buy insurance. >> you have a very strong case. what worries me, if we reverse then they serve a less draconian term than death, would they comply or would they use their magic to escape? >> we have prepared a response. roundabout the cauldron go, in the poison, days and nights, sweat swelter venom double double 12 trouble, fire burning cauldron bubble. free our clients on the double or this kingdom will be rubble. [applause] >> we will now deliberate. please be seated. as the honorable bench deliberates, our audience will cast their vote by casting a red or blue token in the basket circulating. the question is, did the trial court air in convicting the weird sisters. please vote yes for blue if you believe they were wrongly convicted. please vote red for now if the decision should be upheld. blue for yes if you believe they were wrongly convicted and the trial court erred. vote red for no if the decision should be upheld. as a reminder, please vo

agents found men laying on broccoli and then she device. the tractor was 49 degrees.m different countries. >>> lawmakers head back to sacramento after a month-long break. the things they need to talk about include whether to make california a sanctuary's state. they will also talk about how to spend money from the cap and trade measure. >> we are continuing this morning to countdown to the solar clips. if you don't have your lips glasses, no worries, carlene has you covered. >> sure. this is an hard. this will make the viewing of the partial eclipse fun and safe. stay with us. and i'm an arborist with i'pg&e in the sierras. the drought in california has killed trees on a massive scale. any of those trees that fail into power lines could cause a wildfire or a power outage. public safety is the main goal of our program. that's why we're out removing these hundreds of thousands of hazard trees. having tools and technology gives us a huge edge to identify hazard trees. my hope is that the work we're performing allows that these forests can be sustained and enjoyed by the

> you can't take the remote from the president and say you can't watch tv unless you've had your broccolidy's got to. >> i mean, it seems like what kelly is trying to do is maybe there are all these stories of people kind of selectively giving the president things that they printed off the internet as news items for him to read. it seems like that's something that kelly can tamp down. >> if there's a story in fox news based on leaked intelligence, there's somebody whose job it should have been to say, heads up, the president needs to know this story is based on leaks. >> his response should be to call his chief of staff and/or national security adviser. i just saw something on tv, folks, tell me what's going on, tell me what's true, track down the leaks. his first impulse is to tweet. >> brian kilmeade is now our national security adviser. >>> coming up, a credibility gap, it's one thing for the president to say he got phone calls that he didn't actually get. any of the things happening lately. it's another thing, during a potential nuclear crisis. get your ancestrydna kit.here. spit. mai

now the fish sticks with the broccoli, that reminds me of my kids.y like fish sticks and chicken sticks. the fajitas, my wife loves chicken and mexican food. constant reminder, like, damn, that's my wife. that's my mom. that's my kids. >> reporter: the specter of the three strikes law looms over gregory gadlin, a newer law might prove to be a salvation for giles davis convicted of murder and robbery booked into the county's juvenile facility 20 years earlier at age 17. he's been incarcerated ever since. >> i was basically a troubled kid. followed my case 2 1/2 years. by the time i was sentenced i was 20, and a couple weeks after that, i was in prison. i kind of thought maybe i would get 25 to life. i thought i would have a chance to get out eventually. one day. but when she says, gave me the life without a possibility of parole sentence, you know, it was like, it's over with. it's a death sentence. i'm dead. what that did to me, i can't even put into words. it took away any hope that i had. i don't know. just a part of me felt like, you ju tewe away.

stand, the next thing you know, he will be here telling you that we all have to make our soup out of broccoli [laughing] and if that's not enough, we will all have to buy insurance for bloodletting. [laughing] >> you've had a very strong case but here's what worries me. if we reverse and rule instead that witches serve -- would they comply or would they use their magic to escape? >> we have prepared a response. roundabout the cauldron go in the poison entrails throw. under cold stone days and nights has 31. swelter to then sweeping, boil l our thirst in the charmed pot. >> double double toil and trouble, fire burning cauldron bubbles. free our clients on the double or this kingdom will be rubble. [laughing] [applause] >> all rise. the honorable bench will now deliberate. [inaudible conversations] >> please be seated. as the honorable bench deliberates, the scottish jury, our audience will cast the vote by placing a red or blue token in the baskets that would be circulating. the question is did the trial court err in convicting the weird sisters? please vote yes -- vote blue for yes if you thi

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