a former ufc heavyweight champion, brock lesnar is here!d applause ] and he's training for his next shot at the title. this is a bad man. this other guy's back with more animals. i don't know why we keep having him on the show. he is insane. jeff musial is here. our buddy, jeff. [ cheers and applause ] we love him, we love him. plus, music from the legendary -- i am so excited about this -- vanilla fudge is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ set me free why don't you babe ♪ oh, it's so good, you guys. hammond b3 organs back there. leslie is spinning around. it's gonna be a great show. now, the other night, i was watching the "colbert report," as i always do, sitting in my beanbag chair with a lukewarm glass of butter milk. [ light laughter ] and i saw this great story where stephen colbert auctioned off a portrait of himself and raised $26,000 for donorschoose.org. it's an online charity where donors get to pick how their money is used to help classrooms in need. it's a great cause and it reminded of why stephen and i became bes

ok gentlemen let's go back to the nobel prize here i'd like to listen to some of the words there brock obama gave the committee which he picked up his award in two thousand and listen to what he had to say. so i come here with a sense of the costs of armed conflict i face the world as it is and cannot stand idle in the face of threats to the american people. for make no mistake evil does exist in the world. well if i go to you bill i've always called obama the commander in speech i mean we have to give him that it least he speaks very well but has he changed is he tainted the b. award because there's always expediency i mean he was elected by a group of people there is something called even i admit the national interest he's going to act in the national interest as he understands it for his people that voted for him ok and everything else is secondary ok so it ok you got the nobel prize well sorry i'm still going to be commander in chief i mean doesn't it is this it taint the award. the award has already got a few things on it long before barack obama you know we consult with us here a

i love my pet baldagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job. i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! >>> contra costa county district attorney has dismissed 15 cases of the former commander of the drug tack force. n while while is the former task force commander and accused with chris butler to steal and sell drug evidence. five of those dismissed cases are drug related, ten are prostitution cases, five or sheriff's d.w.i. and drug cases. >> the reason these cases are being dismissed is because of the involvement of norm wielsh. >> also seven charges were filed against pinati. he was accused of selling illegal steroids. >>> we have a traffic alert to tell you about. caltrans is about to launch a new bypass project near the bay bridge toll plaza. late night crews will align the eastbound traffic lanes. thi

that's all coming up. ,, ,, i love america, i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job... i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! several homeless people refuse to leave. why police are to move in. >>> this morning a standoff at a vacant san francisco building. several homeless people refuse to leave. why police are waiting to move in. >>> plus, how much more can you take? the new signs gas prices are taking a toll on bay area drivers. >>> good morning. it is tuesday, april 12. i'm sydnie kohara. >> hi, everybody. i'm frank mallicoat. time now

downtown on jonathan brock and solo homer and feeling torture. giants down 2-1.ut former giant to end it. giants fall in the opener 2-1. >> play well today except for one inning. we'll buns back but it definitely was different feeling. 161 to go so nothing too worried about. not what you done but what we have done lately. we though. that obviously trying to get off to good start. play baseball the right way. that's the most important thing. if you do that then you win games but pl games like this will happen. just got to pull through them and hopefully get them tomorro tomorrow. >> too many mistake in the field for the giants. dramatic fish opening day. red down in the 9th. former afternoon catcher. if 3 run for them and that's the ball game. baker liking it. 7-6 reds beat the brewers. so ice now sharks locked up play off spot tonight. you could not ask for more dominating performance. they destroyed dallas. can you go last sending a message to jamie and that would be you are going down jamie. you are going down hard. first period. joe. spin and makes the save. b

serve to give some hope to the district's hopeless youth but the ghetto and crime are always a part of brock music. it's time for the awards the winning groups take over the stage. j. . he is getting ready to appear with his boys his latest cd has also won a prize. to play if. it's time for the redirection project graduation ceremony at san francisco city hall your teachers and brothers against guns give speeches full of hope they've given these youngsters an opportunity and there's nothing more that they can do. one by one the graduates are given their diploma special richard this is the second try seven hundred twenty people in last year's course still have jobs sean managed to increase the rate this year for. the day i'll ever beat the streets where. the trees play the game was too much to cook it was no war with me we could have more but i know it was too much when it was a no basically enough to help us get through what we got to do and to just not like the way they are our success. but the success right now and its determination to the will power words full of optimism six months later

they'll be surprise al gore when we defeated theoretically gore got more votes in two thousand and brock obama i mean that was it was a real sense that it was so much relief and so much anger george bush they gave it to two different people the one who really deserve the nobel peace prize who didn't get it i'm sure is eating is our now is bill clinton and he did make war in kosovo but that war was seen as a no other humanitarian intervention but clinton has probably done more for peace than any. president jimmy carter really carter you bring out jimmy carter. ok but i mean if i go in john places turned off a command and i've done if i go you ok go ahead go ahead take your hand and i'm going to deserve the peace prize this guy impose sanctions maintain sign comes in iraq magilla an old bright his secretary of state defended the killing of a least a million iraqi because of sanctions saying it was necessary in close to no wallsten on iraq destroyed virtually everything so softening the country for bush and cheney took a couple he deserved the peace prize give us a break ok don what about w

who are about peace prize al gore when they defeated theoretically more votes in two thousand and brock obama i mean that was it was a real sense that there was so much relief and so much anger george bush they gave it to two different people the one who really deserve the nobel peace prize who didn't get it i'm sure easy as i doubt is bill clinton and he would course did make war in kosovo but that war was seen as a no other humanitarian intervention but clinton has probably done more for peace than any recent president jimmy carter really hard to bring out jimmy carter. ok but i mean if i go to john and bill clinton deserve more fish man don if you go you ok thirty go ahead go ahead to go ahead and i'm going to deserve the peace prize this guy impose sanctions maintain sanctions on iraq and madeline albright his secretary of state defended particularly for at least a million iraqi children because of sanctions saying it was necessary imposed a no war zone on iraq destroyed virtually everything so softening the country for bush and cheney to take away heat or serve the. right give us a

if it doesn't improve it i don't see how it can the only way to find a job is to look for it brock and too tired of looking for it here and ready to leave. but while many can't find a job this guy doesn't even want to start looking for a lady is twenty five but still lives with his parents who cover all his expensive weeping up after maybe then playing his guitar in the new games to him illness problems or as unfamiliar as a job application roman passion of a body or of his glory in neither do i care about politics or the economy this is a free country and everyone can do whatever they want barriers. italy's national statistics agency can can we say that one in five young people in the country is either unemployed or not studying that over two million people so many are unable to find a long term work and some not wanting a draw at all these statistics are quite grim to such an extent today's it really has been dubbed the last generation something totally incomprehensible to her elders. she. spent his whole life working at a post office now in retirement he says. that back in his day i

we hear feinstein on this debt crisis the only future that brock obama is trying to win and it is the only real action he's willing to mortgage your children's future to ensure a zone and does not doubt the approach yes this is the. typical sailor sarah palin in front of a receptive audience longing for every word that comes out of the above right but is that what was really going on. take a look at the view from another camera covering hail and speech this one within the crowd that she was addressing. with. amazing the difference that cutting out the crowd noises by only using a tight mike can make hail it was practically booed back there was still at the ever c.n.n. or fox news viewer has no clue andrew breitbart who opened for paling was so incensed that they were being shouted down that he screamed to the crowd that they should all go to hell i bet you didn't see this on face the nation. go to hell. yes. so much for sarah palin claiming there's a bias against her in the mainstream media. coming out filing taxes can be already a pain but paying more than the filthy rich. just downr

bad as brock obama launches he's bid for a second term party looks at the change which he pledged americans tell us whether he's delivering the dream he promised to dotcom. for. the motion would be soo much brighter if you only balanced songs from plans to transition these. stunts on t.v. don't come. down to be official ante up make a show joy phone the i pod touch from the i choose option. one geology life on the go. video on demand on g.'s minefield costs an hour as this feeds now in the palm of your. question on the call. for. more news today violence is once again flared up putting these are the images the world has been seeing from the streets of canada. trying to corporations around the day. they're watching r t let's turn to events in libya now and focus on who's supposed to be leading the foreign intervention there are his military contributor says nato top brass don't seem to know who's running the show and that's plunging the country into a deadly stalemate and they there is full of sheer wishful thinking. that is a far as lieve be a conflict beast concern have you ever thought wh

and as brock obama launches his bid for a second term change which he pledged americans tell us whether he's delivering the dream he promised to. be soon. if you only bounced from the phones to. these food stamps on t.v. dot com. live in a country that don't understand that there's more violence in the streets of this country than there are in the streets of baghdad. despite the racial. road to the. streets of the. wealthy british style it's not out of. the. markets why not. find out what's really happening to the global economy because a report on our. this is r t let's return to events in libya where the rebels say they are hoping to soon take control of the oil port city of brother and opposition spokesman says they are confident and have what he called weapons supplies from friendly countries are his military contributors as nato is meddling is plunging the country into a deadly stalemate and nature is full of sheer thinking . that is a far as we'd be a conflict he's concerned ever thought actually he's in charge of the western humanitarian bombing in leave you think about it first

longer pay your dues wait your turn everyone goes at it now you have to do and many people argue that brock obama went very quickly he didn't wait his turn so to speak but the thing is i think the change we're seeing in the republican party is not represented by donald trump i think now he can say whatever he wants because he's not going to get in the same way that kind of screw signature often says whatever he wants or ron paul does but the reality is that the republican party through over three hundred fifty and she abortion bills proposed so far and when you're looking at the state and federal level targeting contraception i mean the pill the pill alone so i think we are seeing a change in the republican party but it's not donald trump is representative of it so perhaps you're saying going a little more to the right a little more to the extreme then is that the change that we're seeing it's these quote moral issues the moral majority the religious right so to speak that those are really the influences above and beyond the corporate interests we're already very familiar with that are real

you're going to lose in the long run you know in the new york times article they actually talk to brock obama and barack obama talked about how when he graduated from law school he had about sixty thousand dollars in debt which by the way into these turns is a bargain ok and he said that his student loan payments each month were more expensive than his mortgage and a lot of students don't want to get caught up in that situation and they shouldn't and a really good way to prevent it is to really do your research ahead of time make sure you know how much the tuition is i went to a state school and i loved it i think i got a great education and it was affordable and i was able to graduate without student loans and i was able to graduate thankfully a decent job market and i think some students should really consider a less expensive schools even if it's not their first choice just look into it. i'm with you on now into i'm also from california i think they were lucky in that sense to california in that we have good public schools i think the u.c. system is great of which you know i was a pa

bridge twenty first century and we should also note the twenty first century was founded by david brock the same man who founded a liberal media watchdog group media matters so sounds like the dems have been hashing out the details of this politicking technique for a while and grabbing some of the best and brightest from capitol hill and frankly i mean i can't blame them obviously worked in two thousand and ten when the republicans gain control of the house but this is just a glaring example of how our society has changed how our government has changed and it's a sign of accepting this political ideology we're corporations really can't determine who ends up writing and in acting our laws in our country so if you weren't convinced before his know that citizens united really did change everything. now today congress passed the thirty eight billion dollar budget big region last week that's going to fund the government through the rest of two thousand and eleven but despite all the partisan turmoil in recent weeks that led us to the grief of a government shutdown that was the easy part the

the similarities of what happened in japan last night and the i love america, i love my pet baldagle brockmy bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job... i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! >> there is no word as a keel being reached. the meeting was the second of the day between president obama and congressional leaders of both parties. they are hopeful it can get down by midnight on friday. >> but i am pleased that we are working on getting there. i do believe it is important and we take the moment and get the largest spending cuts possible. and democrats don't like the cuts that republicans want for medicare. and public broadcasting. as expected the house passed a spending measure to keep the government running for another week. >> what impact will the federal government have? the federal housing authority will stop p

. >>> a nanno particle that may become a key i love america, i love my pet baldldagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job... i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! >>> crews expected to work into the evening in downtown san francisco. hundreds evacuated just before noon today. a three-inch pipe burst on the tenth floor. estimated 1500 gallons flooded several floors. that have building. >> this caused water damage on the floor then went down to the 987 floor. we tried to cover up computers and personal reports. >> and workers say they never heard alarms to evacuate and did so on their own. no word what caused this leak or when offices inside will reopen. >> ibm researchers are developing a microscopic solution for a big problem. the team is working with nano particles as a way to target drug resistant ba

i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint jobkles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest this evening is a very, very talented performer who has a big, nationwide comedy tour starting april 14th. he's also part of the excellent ensemble, nbc's show "community." please welcome a very busy, very funny man, donald glover. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey! >> how's it going? >> jimmy: donald glover, thanks for being on the show. nice to see you, man. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. thank you for coming here. >> i'm excited. >> jimmy: i -- i saw you on twitter. >> okay. >> jimmy: and you have a very funny story about twitter. but a funnier thing, i think, is when you first started twitter, you were -- you were @don, because it's donald, @donglover. >> yeah. it looks like dong lover. and -- [ light laughter ] it does! >> jimmy: and you were -- >> i do

stan brock is the founder and ceo of that non-profit organization thank you for talking with us. you're very busy with a big operation going on here. are you surprised by how big the turnout wow? >> frankly, no. we fully expected to get out a thousand numbers on the first day. so it's like this all over the country. >> that was going to be my next question, are you surprised by how many people need these services in oakland? you've been taking this clinic to 600 other cities across the u.s. >> we've done -- this is number 640, and last week we did one in sacramento. and we were running about a thousand patients a day down there too. >> what do some of the people tell you or say about why they need these services? what types of people come in to these services? >> in the first place, there is really a pleasure to work with the patients, wherever they are in the country. they're all most grateful for the services we provide. essentially, they cannot afford to go to a dentist, regular office. they cannot afford to go to an eye doctor and get a pair of glasses. but they also need to

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last big match i had was with brock lesnar. i wanted to give something special to the fans. would be putting on the gettest wrestle mania of all time. >> jimmy: okay. can't you just beat people up on the street or something like that to get that excitement out? >> i can. i can do that. that is an option. >> jimmy: hit the valley parking guy over the head. >> i can. but the truth is, i love making movies and i love doing that. but there is no other platform in the world where i can have that combination of entertainment, 75,000 people going crazy -- >> jimmy: it's exciting. >> so exciting. nothing like it. >> jimmy: and you guys are -- john cena who has been taunting you a little bit, trying to kind of lure you back in -- do you really hate him or is it fake wrestling hate? >> no, no. the interesting thing about this is, you know, john cena, i really don't know him that well. i respect what he's done in the business. but now, you know, a -- as a matter of fact, it was on the show that he, a few years ago, kind of popping off, going through this time where felt like maybe he g

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new challenge ahead for president obama coming up this week. ,, i love ame i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job... i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! two nevada teens. the 16- and 17- year-old boys >>> today's highs similar to yesterday. highs 50s and 60s. back to you. >> thank you. >>> it is 5:11. in monterey bay a scuba dive turned deadly for two nevada teens. the 16- and 17-year-old boys were part of a group from carson high school taking an oceanography class trip on saturday. it took 45 minutes for search teams to find their bodies. the coroner will conduct autopsies on the teens today to find out exactly what happened. >> looks like a nice environment. marine environment is very hostile and unpredictable. >> dice can get caught off guard -- divers can get caught off guard b

deep on jonathan brock. solo homer. i'm feeling torture now. jints down 2-1.elt who lines out to juan to end i it. giants fall in opener 2-1. here's the defeat. >> 161 to go. so nothing too worried about. about what you have done for them lately we know that. obviously trying to get off to a good start. play baseball the right way. if most important thing if you do that when you win games like i said pl they will happen. you have to hopefully get him tomorrow. >> giants sloppy in the field today. former a cardinals opening with padres. about hotel indicate. heading to bank of america out of here. ties to extra in the leftth. this is smart business running. catching the cardinals na napping. -- home and scores the game winning run. best finish of the day here it comes there it goes. former hernandez you be with two okay the reds down. that's 3 run home tore win it. good night game over drive home safely. tl dusty and the red victorious 7-6. sharks trying to lock down play off spot. simple situation tonight. win and you are in. sharks hosting dallas. murray. sen

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i love my pet baldagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint jobking an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! >> jimmy: there you go. that is quinn sullivan on guitar. he's going to play for us a little bit later on. our next guest might be the only thing led zeppelin, frank sinatra, john denver, george clooney and ralph macchio have in common. he's a producer, deal-maker and the subject of a new documentary called "his way." watch it starting april 4th on hbo. please welcome jerry weintraub. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your tie looks good. i don't note about that gyllenhaal. he doesn't know about ties. >> very strange. strange tie. >> jimmy: i know. maybe i'll start a new thing, you know? this could be my version of lady gaga's meat suit. >> if you sign it for me, i can sell it on ebay. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, you can probably get $8 for it. great to see you. the d

i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint jobg cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, you know our next guest from "top chef" and "top chef all-stars." now he has his own show, "marcel's quantum kitchen," which premieres tuesday at 10:00 p.m. -- this tuesday, 10:00 p.m on syfy. please welcome chef marcel vigneron! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dude, you have your own -- syfy is doing cooking? >> yeah, it's true. >> jimmy: syfy is doing cooking shows? >> we're doing a cooking show and it's all about creativity, imagination, science. >> jimmy: well, you always had like foams and stuff. >> and catering amazing parties. >> jimmy: is that -- all combined in one show? >> yeah, it's pretty crazy. it's unlike any other show on television right now. >> jimmy: what are we making tonight? what are you doing for me? >> well, i know how much you love late night snacks. >> jim

. ♪ ...is folgers in your cup i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >> caption colorado, llc comments@captioncolorado.com. >>> an antioch mother says bullets flew through her 9-year- old son's bedroom. she shows us the damage. what the agency admits >>> and we'll check up on southwest airlines and a number of boeing airplanes that have some issues with the top of the plane coming up. first, good morning, i'm hi, everybody. i'm frank mallicoat. >> i'm sydnie kohara. time coming up on 6:00. it's been gorgeous around the bay area so will it

i love my pet bald eagle brock, my bison sara, i love my pick-up with the custom constitution paint job... i celebrate jury duty... i love america so much, i'm making an all american jack combo two jumbo patties, with melting cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickles, plus fries and a drink for only $4.99. i've celebrated every american tradition...except one... spring break cancun yo!!!!!!!! lude a 25-cent fare crease for each one-way trip in >>> caltrain's board is expected to vote on a new round of cost-cutting measures including a 25-cent fare increase for each one-way trip and a $10 hike in parking fees. the plan would also shut down three stations, the capital station in san jose, hayward park station in san mateo, and the bayshore stop in brisbane. nine other stations would close on weekends only. and 10 fewer trains would run per week. if approved, the changes will take effect in july. >>> state auditors say dozens of state employees at mule creek prison near sacramento have been getting paid for hours they never worked. taxpayers out $300,000. now, the employees were found to be work

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. >> reporter: brock emmerson is from north dakota teaching english here.d also supporting the people who have lost their homes. >> reporter: providing mental help to students is also a concern. the government sent extra counselors to schools hardest hit. the principal says her students aren't ready to talk about march 11th yet. they're just excited to be with friends again. akiko fujita, abc news, japan. >>> university of kentucky students are on alert after a series of very unusual assaults. someone has been crawling under the desks in the main library and stabbing the feet of female students. police describe the suspect as a white male, about six feet tall. students say the lexington campus is pretty safe but these assaults have them wondering. >> it's pretty ridiculous that someone would do that. it's almost close to finals week. i'm pretty sure everyone is busy and if you're in the library stabbing someone's feet i don't know what business you have in there, you know? >> now, the victims were both wearing sandals. so some women plan to now wear shoes t

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bush and brock of, is that the former president was called a fascist. the current president is called a fascist and communist, sometimes at the same time by the same people. and one might ask what is wrong with a bit of hyperbole? and the answer is plenty because some frameworks of thought bring out rival ideas, some frameworks' define opposite views and opposite -- rather opponents as an mes. loud voices in american politics capture the news. they sometimes set the tone of the political conversation. generally speaking quieter voices determine the future. if you ask most people in this country whether they are concerned about the political rhetoric were concerned about the political dialogue not from the perspective of the issues but from the perspective of the intensity of the feelings of americans dividing among themselves, it is extraordinary that there is a tremendous consensus of concern. those that shout sometimes think that people are concerned about squelching vibrant ideas. actually it is the reverse. when one shells too loud and performs part

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we -- joe, myself, brock, and michelle -- we are here today because of you. are here to celebrate you. you are doing your part. the government is doing its part. and each american has the ability to make a difference in the life of a military family. that is what this initiative is all about. everyone of us can commit to one small act of kindness. and now it is my honor and privilege to introduce an man who is doing his part as a strong leader and constant advocate for our service members, veterans, and military families. he is also the husband of my partner on this effort -- our president and commander-in- chief, barack obama. [applause] >> thank you, thank you everybody. please have a seat. please be seated. thank you very much. as you can see, the vice- president and i are the warm-up acts here today. [laughter] our role is to introduce our better tabs. actually, michelle and jill unlike are better three-quarters or 4/5. they're basically just all- around better. so thank you, jill, for your introduction and sharing your personal experiences and stories an