- broflovski goes for the dunk. - no! - my baaaaaaalllllssssss! - aagh. [screams] - so let me get this straight. that woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. - yeah, that's basically it. - sounds like an open and shut case. all right, let's head 'em out. i'm sorry, kyle. i should i have told you the surgery was cosmetic only. - so does this mean i'm not really a dolphin? - let's get you two up to the clinic, and i'll change you back for a nominal fee. - but what about mr. garrison? he can't go back. - you know what, i'm okay. even though i'm not truly a woman, i think i still like the new me. i'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag. hey, guys! this girl is staying a woman. who wants to pound my vag? girl power. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com ♪ ♪ >> announcer: coming to you from new york city, the only city in america, it's "the daily show." tonight... herschel walker builds a wall. ondi timoner. and gabrielle union! this is "the daily show with trevor