don't eat the brown eucharist, man. (laughter) and folks, it could all have been avoided as the study said, poor training of priests likely contributed to the abuse problem. you see this is not a moral failing by the leadership of the church. it is simply a training issue. like the new guy putting the wrong type of paper in the photo copier. except it's not paper, and it wasn't a photo copier. well, folks, once again, it falls to me. i'm going to fix this thing. i am proud to introduce my new comprehensive preventive training program. join me at the chrerjkymatic he cleeseas particular center-- eclesiastic center 316. (cheers and applause) welcome to the eclesiaction center with its patented do not-- screen. now if you are a man of the cloth, i want you to pay close attention. ready? do give sermons. council your flock. preach the good word. don't molest anyone. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: yes,. >> stephen, i have a question. >> stephen: no, there are no questions can. (laughter) ever. (applause) >> stephen: we'll