represent the former president during his secoen udieooing ) his business cards just says, "bruce castor-- actual devil'ser news, the country is hot as hell, so at least cosby has a preview of the afterlife. here in new york city, real-feel temperatures hit 105 degrees. it's so hot, the statue of liberty dropped the toga. ( laughter ) things-- >> jon: oh, my goodness! >> stephen: things are even hot in alaska. yesterday, temperatures climbed to as high as 92 degrees, which means this year, the salmon the grizzlies are catching is fully cooked. ( laughter ) with a side of vegetables, evidently. it was so hot yesterday that alaska had an ice quake. that's right, global warming has gotten so bad that we have to learn all new disasters. now we've got ice quakes, sand rain, thundernamis, leaf herpes ( laughter ) getting strangled by a rainbow. these high temperatured severe drought can cause wildfires, so cities across the u.s. west are banning fourth of july fireworks. so, please, if you're in those urth responsibly: just usehe water balloons to blow off your fingers. president biden is also trying to tackle