elliot. call me bruce. and if you'd show me to the officer's club, i'd be pleased to buy you a drink, young man. - captain, can i have a drink with bruce? - by all means, boys. yes. and don't call me captain. don't do that to me. call me wally. well, i'll see you later, chuck. run along now. - sir, can you hang on to-- - aah! ohh, ohh! commander, if i hear one more snicker... - now, don't call me commander, sir. just call me quinton. - come on, hurry up, hap, will ya? you know i just can't believe that mr. parker is a hero. - it's sure hard to believe, all right. - it doesn't seem possible. - there must be some mistake. - yeah, and we made it when we sent that letter to mr. parker's girl. here. get a load of this! it just came in his mail. - oy vey! - well, that explains everything. - sure. the girlfriend went and blabbed. - boy, are we in trouble. - oh, boy. wait till the skipper finds out about this. - we don't have to wait. - hey, any of you guys seen our boy hero? - last time i saw him he was in the sha