like it's bruce willis or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and whose side are you on?t makes me nervous. i spent the last night gorilla gluing my hourglasses to their display stands. one of the guys who works here, let's call him joe because that's his name. joe bought an earthquake preparedness kit. it's a bucket full of supplies. one of the items liste emergency toilet. he was curious to see what it was. it turns out the emergency toilet is the bucket itself. i guess in an emergency everything is a toilet. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you don't really need a bucket. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for that weird unregulated applause. they say the most important things to have, and this is important to have in your earthquake readiness kit is water, food, and dwayne the rock johnson. if you have those things -- applause ] >> jimmy: today is the fifth of may, it's cinco de mayo. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everything had spanish sounds like a party, doesn't it? you say the myth fifth of may in english, it's boring. this is what i love about this st. patrick's day. for the mexica

unfortunately, we're not all bruce willis and denzel washington in real life, if we shoot for the armves t might go in the back and shoot baby suzy and we don't want that. >> you're police officers but you're also black dudes and i'm a black dude, so i'm declaring a black guy meeting right now. talk about the relationship between the black community and the police department. because right now, that seems like it's in a cries. there's a perception that black people have something extra to worry about. >> to me it's the way it's promoted. a lot of incidents don't have to happen base on what i see and hear. if you do exactly what you're told to do. you're told take your hands out of your pockets, it's a safety issue. safety of the officer and the individual. even if you don't agree with it, follow. there's an avenue later on for you to address that. >> it's hard for people to swallow. and i respect police officers. i don't think we should not have cops but i understand when i see these clips online why they would be upset. i'm not asking about cops in camden. are there bad police office

that's our music for bald and >> bruce willis. >> oh it is. next. photo two. >> the rock. >> we're showing the eyes. it's giving it away. >> okay. next one. >> oh vin diesel. >> is it? >> who is that. >> l.l. cool j. >> pit bull. >> yeah pretty good. >> patrick stewart. >> oh, yes. >> all right. >> nice. >> so i like this. so being that it's mother's day, you're trying to figure out what to get your wife or mom for mother's day. do you think most men find women a mystery? >> i don't know why but i think they do. i think they do. >> well, here's how -- the app called whisper asks men to confess what confuses them most about women. here are some of the answers. why do phone numbers? i don't think that really is a surprise? >> but he's saying why doesn't the woman just say i'm not going to give you my number. >> they don't want to hurt anybody's number. >> i do 212-664-2214. >> there you go. also why do women get breast implants? men like natural breasts better. >> is that true? >> i believe so. >> well you should tell people. women don't know that. >>

>> bruce willis. >> it is. next. photo two. >> the rock. >> we are showing the eyes.t is giving it away. next one. >> vin diesel. >> l.l. cool j. >> pit bull. >> yes. yeah, baby. >> patrick stewart. >> yes. >> nice. i like this because being as it is mother's day and guys are trying to figure out what to get their wives and moms for mother's day. do you think most men find women a mystery? >> i don't know why but i think they do. i think they do. >> here is help for us guys. the app called whisper asked men to confess what confuses the most about women. here are some answers. why do ladies give out fake phone numbers? i don't think that really is a surprise. >> he is saying why does the woman say i'm not going to give you the number. >> because they don't want tohurt numbers. >> i do -- the main number for nbc. >> why do women get breast implants? men like natural breasts better. >> is that true? >> i believe so. >> you should tell people because women don't know that. >> you ladies should know that. >> why do women say it feels so good the minute they take off their

unfortunately, we're not all bruce willis and denzel washington.ot for the arm or leg, if he moves, it might go in the back and shoot baby susie, and we don't want that. >> you're police officers, but you're also black dudes. i'm a black dude. so i'm declaring a black guy right now. talk about the relationship between the black community and the police department? right now, that relationship seems like it is in a crisis. there is a perception that black people have something extra to worry about when we are being policed. >> a lot of incidents don't have to happen based on what i know and see and hear. a lot of these don't have to occur if you do exactly what you're told to do. if you're told to take your hands out of your pockets, it's a safety issue, safety of the officer and the individual. just follow the directions, even if you don't agree with it. follow it. if you don't agree, follow it. there's an avenue later on for you to address that. >> it's hard for people to swallow, because it feels like, and i respect police officers, let me be cle

am i bruce willis opening at the planet hollywood?ere, as a celebrity singer, are you on the scale? >> yeah. >> seth: what have you settled on? >> i was hoping i was eddie murphy. [ laughter ] >> seth: okay, that's not bad. >> i was hoping on "my girl -- >> seth: "my girl wants to party all the time." >> actually a rick james track. >> seth: and she never stops. she never stops partying. >> she never stops. >> seth: she died from it. >> oh. >> seth: she died from partying. [ light laughter ] your hair is so short. is this for the album? >> this is what you can't -- this is a joke you can't tell. this is the chinkiest, dykiest hair cut i have ever had. [ laughter ] it is the most chinky and dykey. [ laughter ] i have to be careful i don't use chop sticks with this hair. [ laughter ] because -- i forgot i had this haircut and i was by a swimming pool and i ordered dim sum. and they brought it in a wooden basket. i put it down and i looked like i was selling fried crickets. [ laughter and applause ] i mean -- [ accent ] i give you good p

we're not all bruce willis and denzel washington in real life. arm or for the leg, if he moves, it might shoot baby suzy and we don't want that. >> wow. what did you learn? >> yeah, i mean, this is by far probably the least funniest episode of the show. i know i'm a comedian, but it was really an opportunity to talk directly to police officers in camden, new jersey, about what it is to be a police officer and how they're trying to do it differently with community policing. what they're trying to do is go back to an old school style of policing where they actually engage with the community and actually talk to the residents and then know the people in the community, so they actually know who to talk to. >> i want to ask you this. you and i have been on the air. we've been talking about the attention between people of color. in the african-american community. and u.s. law enforcement. is there anything that changed your mind about the real situation, that you can enlighten our audience about in that respect? >> what i learned is that it's a complic

when you see someone like bruce willis or robert de niro, they have so much charisma.y are kind of unreal. groupsher member of the of friends who come together for the industry. this year, many are hoping to get julia roberts's autograph. a rare a lister who has never yet been to cannes. >> you have to be a bit cheeky. i call out and they come over. it is teamwork. a certain time of day, you are able to reserve a space behind the barriers. we bought shares -- chairs. >> our whole family is here. my daughter is doing well in school at the moment. it is my way of rewarding her. >> the same ritual will play out every day throughout the festival. more on the red carpet coverage at cannes, you can head to our website and see the shots photographer at france24.com. takes's dilma rousseff one step closer to impeachment. the senate votes to start impeachment. the french government faces a no-confidence vote over its controversial labor reform bill. fresh protests planned nationwide today. david cameron says it is time to tackle dirty money. the british prime minister hosts and

unfortunately, we are not all bruce willis and denzel washington in real life.ot for the arm or for the leg, if he moves it might go in the become and shoot baby suzie and we don't want this. >> you're police officers but you're also black dudes and i'm a black >> so talk about the relationship between the black community and the police department, because right now, nationally that relationship seems like it's in a crisis. >> there's a belief that black people have something to worry about while being policed. >> a lot of incidents don't have to happen based on what i know and see and hear. a lot of these incidents don't have to occur if you do exactly what you're told to do. take your hands out of your pocket, it's a safety issue. follow the directions, even if you don't agree with it, follow it. >> camden is considered one of the most dangerous cities in the u.s. what did you consider while walking the beat with the local police department? >> they are trying to do this thing, try to reinstitute community policing where the police actually walk the beat and g

. >> was bruce willis first or the battery? >> the battery was first. >> die hard fans. die hard battery. it never dies. i'm surprised sears could be such a crappy start with a patry name of die hard. am i right or am i right? >> right, right. yeah. i've got to say die hard, does that mean it's going to die and then die more? >> we're all going to die. are you 30 yet? >> 34. thanks for that. >> you will realize sooner or later. mixed quarter for dollar general. $1.03, 8 cents above estimates. revenue absolutely short. a same sales increase was actually below consensus of 2.4%. dollar tree beat estimates with quarterly profits of $89 a share. >> the analysts say these will be the place where you will find the value. >> abercrombie & fitch lost 59 cents a share. eight cents wider than they were expected. retail total sales fell for the 13th consecutive quarter. okay. >> let's tell you about a story getting a little bit of buzz. shares of time warner are rising. financial times saying eddie q raised the idea of bidding for the media giant in a meeting in corporate strategy.

bruce, can they kiss each other? >> it will be okay this one time. >> you may kiss your bride. [ applause ] >> oh, how sweet. the oldest son of cory and williest beginning. >> part of the adventure, a brand-new book, "young & beardless," it's in bookstores right now. we have john-luke and mary kate. a lot of people forget your dad is an ordained minister. he could perform the ceremony like that. >> yeah. >> fantastic. >> saves on the minister. >>aves a little money. >> so you had a huge change, you go to college, get married, build a house and get your wife to transfer. >> right. transferred to college for me. >> of all the change, what was the hardest part of the change? going to college, moving out of home or buying a new home? >> i think moving away was the big part. we moved away 16 hours. she had never lived away from her family, neither had i. and going from the support and love to just us. it was the hardest and it was the best i think for us. >> probably the best thing for your relationship. you go to liberty university. what's the college experience like? >> it's incredible. >> in what way? >> best people in the world. i think, yeah