hub baa bubba, full of sugar. i'm going to hit my mom's friend judy. thanks, judy. okay. and there's one last opportunity -- yes, my dear. i knew you wanted to ask a question. >> i don't really have a question, i just want you to give props to jennifer lopez for making -- >> that is true. i have to make props for jennifer lopez for backing out of the movie, but she did bring it to a place where it could be made. >> she read your book and loved it. >> i don't think she read the book. she totally read the script. [laughter] i mean, you know, they're actresses, they're very, very busy. but this was my fantasy. it was going to be, like, the red carpet and you may or may not know this, but jennifer lopez and i share an attribute, and i thought she would, like, lend me a dress for the premiere, like a big booty dresdz. you get your freaking dresdz on, you know, i was totally going to borrow a freaking dress. i could basically fit natalie portman's dress over my thigh, so that ain't gonna happen, but don't i have a walk-on? i do. i do have a walk-on. i was so nervous, and i had