it is buck sexton, co-host of "real news" on blaze tv. and he is as funny as a dead mime being devoured by starving mimes. remi munasafi. >> a block, the lede. that's the first story. greg, do you have sunburn or are you always this hot? >> sometimes he is nice and then other times he is not nice. he keeps me on my toes, so to speak. are problems in bed putting us in the red? it is time once again for -- penis pumps, whatever they are, reportedly cost the government $172 million between the years 2006 and 20011. that's -- 2011. that's five years and that's a lot. it is true. a government watchdog report found medicare paid almost a half million claims for vacuum election systems. vacuum erection systems. it is a treatment for erectile dysfunction. worse, medicare shelled out twice as much as consumers over the internet paid for these devices. and a spokesperson said, quote, shouldn't we be focusing this program on real life saving treatment? you mean this isn't? and equipment to serve the health needs of seniors instead of subsidizing pen

. >> he ordered a mirror for his apartment so he can have somebody to talk to, andy levy and buck sexton, co-host of "real news" not fake news on blaze tv. and if humor were the chesapeake bay she would be full of crabs. next to me, writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. from now on i am calling you the parking ticket, greg because you have fine written all over you. >> would you put this jelly in your belly? there is life on mars, and it may be a delicious, delicious donut. nasa scientists are baffled by a mystery substance found on mars that they noted resembles a favorite breakfast treat. they say it is like nothing they have ever seen and that it showed up in a spot that had been empty a few martian days before. quote, almost as if it is alive and keeping an eye on us. it is not a donut. it is a nonut. the space agency is still analyzing the rock and refuses to confirm that this is actual footage taken by the mars rover. ♪ >> that could be what mars is all about, sexy donut orgies. bonnie, let's say we discovered these aliens and they turn

. >>> coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" we have return appearances from buck sexton and sandras remi. >> e block. last story. that's the last story. >> there is another remi, remi. she got all ticked off because she saw another remi. >> i didn't know there was another remi on "red eye." >> let me just do the story. instead of provoking fear you are viewed as a peer. according to a british biologist cats think of you as a larger nonhostile version of themselves. doctor john bradshaw spent 30 years studying cats. must be nice. he believes they don't view humans as another species the way dogs do. for instance, by rubbing up against you a cat is treating you like it would treat its mother. that's what i tell the police. and when you see an upright tail, it is actually a greeting sign between cats. bottom line, cats are very stupid. so why don't we just go to andy. oh. andy left. >> why? >> i guess it is some kind of weird protest. >> too personal. >> he doesn't like talking about cats so he left. >> it is a conflict of interest. >> he can't actually cover this story objectively. >

. >> our fox news contributor and criminal defense attorney, and buck sexton who is the national securitye blaze. he is saying smack cam, this is apparently an offshoot of the knockout game, but the goal is just to smack you in the face, why are police saying this is not an assault? >> i don't know, megyn, this is the law for rochester. with intent to cause physical injury to another person he causes such injury. all the injury has to do is cause her substantial pain. all she has to do is tell the police officer or a prosecutor yes, that caused me substantial pain and that is assault in the third degree. why this is not charged as assault, assault in the third degree, menacing and harassing, there should be three counts and a full order of harassment. and then in the back, somebody should give this kid a whipping that he just gave to the "let's go get the old lady"? come on, kid, be a tough guy with a kid bigger than you. >> it is disturbing to watch. >> they may be able to elevate the charges later. the officer at the scene, this is ridiculous, not harassment, it is assault. >> he will b

. >> joining me now, buck sexton, the blaze.com security editor.s mean, he pointed out -- rush pointed out that governor christie is a huge springsteen fan. and actually talked about how he cried. he cried the first time he talked to springsteen after hurricane sandy. >> it is clearly not nice, piling on at a time when governor christie is already finding himself beset on all sides. but i would say this, bruce springsteen wears a little too much denim for my taste, his biggest crime to me is he is probably the most overrated musician of all time. >> wow, wow, wow. >> ding, ding, ding, the eject button in the control room, eject button. >> i just speak the truth, guys. >> who doesn't like "the boss," that is unpatriotic. excuse me. >> but the point is not so much buck's feelings about bruce, chris christie, feelings about bruce, if he actually felt a connection with chris christie, and felt moved, would he have done this? he is suggesting there is a coldness there because he is a republican. >> he is the last person who should be taking the moral hi