[ cheers and applause ] bud light hotel.fallon" bucket hat! [ cheers and applause ] yeah, a bucket hat. ♪ you got that bucket hat you got that bucket hat put on that bucket hat everybody want to wear ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you the man. ♪ my thanks to these guys for playing "models and buckets," and, of course, thanks to the indianapolis colts cheerleaders and all our friends over at bud light! we'll be right back with snoop dogg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that was me the day i learned i had to start insulin for my type 2 diabetes. me... thinking my only option was the vial and syringe dad used. and me... discovering once-daily levemir flexpen. flexpen is prefilled. doesn't need refrigeration for up to 42 days. no drawing from a vial. dial the exact dose. inject by pushing a button. flexpen is insulin delivery my way. levemir is long acting insulin used to control high blood sugar in adults and children with diabetes. do not take if your blood sugar is too low. tell your health care provider about all medicines you take and all of you

[ cheers and applause ] bud light hotel. fallon" bucket hat! [ cheers and applause ] yeah, a bucket hat. ♪ you got that bucket hat you got that bucket hat put on that bucket hat everybody want to wear ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you the man. ♪ my thanks to these guys for playing "models and buckets," and, of course, thanks to the indianapolis colts cheerleaders and all our friends over at bud light! we'll be right back with snoop dogg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> the best thing about spring is the snow melts, the spring seasonals come out, there's life again. >> man: alpine spring is our new spring beer. with sam adams alpine spring, we wanted to make something bright, citrusy and refreshing. >> man: as a style we started with helles, and we said, hey, what iwe let that thing out of the box? let's use more malt, more hops. while it is very malty, it has a very nice, citrusy character. >> man: sam adams alpine spring. it's a perfect balance. >> citrusy but not overwhelming. >> smooth with a nice, sweet taste. >> alpine spring. it's a grea

like bud light. >> what else? >> jimmy: well, the bud light hotel is hosting a special concert, featuring 50 cent, li'l jon and pitbull the night before the big game. our viewers will be able to watch those performances on our show next week. and there's a special afternoon concert with the barenaked ladies before the game. >> ooh, i love 50 cent and li'l jon. and pepe loves barenaked ladies. but paco does not like pit bulls. a pit bull ate his whole family. it's okay. okay, jimmy. we are going to the bud light hotel. >> jimmy: now? what about the show? >> you can do it yourself, dumb-ass. [ laughter ] >> dicky: the bud light hotel, getting ready for this sunday with 50 cent, pitbull, li'l jon, barenaked ladies, and exclusive parties in downtown indy now. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with tim and eric, music from korn and gary oldman. [ shutter clicks ] here we go... ♪ keep the change. ♪ hello elevator! you two...not you... [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just righ

looks like chef dubois is emulsifying the bud light into a foam, what's his competitor doing?ving a really, really good time. cheers. a bud light reduction for dubois and his opponent? also improvising nicely, let's see that again. judges? i like the use of the pressure cooker to tenderize the beef. but also the use of the cell phone to order the pizza. [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just right taste of bud light. here we go. sorry chef, we're going to need more ingredient. and here's my depression. before i started taking abilify, i was taking an antidepressant alone. most of the time i could pull myself together and face the day. but other days, i still struggled with my depression. i was coping, but sometimes it really weighed me down. i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. i just couldn't shake my depression. so i talked to my doctor, and he added abilify to my antidepressant. he said it could help with my depression, and that some people had symptom improvement as early as 1 to 2 weeks. i'm glad i talked to him. i wish i'd done it sooner. now i

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bud light was the background of the ad. it was a map of the borderlands showing the major cities from the pacific to the gulf, and i looked at where calexico is on the map, and there it was a border along with mexicali but what the screen that screens beer and sex was rielle polity. there was only one.on the map representing cities. bud lite calexico in mexicali for one. they essentially were prior to the wall going out. norb -- no separation of artificial line, no berland wall type fortification keeping beer triggers a part and the legend of the sign reinforced the graphic display of the map. bud lite was making it official. there was no border separating mexico and the united states. after i finished eating i started to track down the party responsible for this intrusion into international political policy and i finally found juan torres working hard in his st. louis office to compensate for the mess washington and mexico city made of the borderlands while he was selling some but at the same time. the intriguing title of

light. >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: from the bud lightoming album called "dirty bass." here with the song, "jello," far east movement. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ jello jello ♪ ♪ jello ♪ 'ello, 'ello we downtown l.a. ghetto ♪ ♪ she got an ass on her pillow girl shake that a, jello ♪ ♪ girl shake that a, jello girl shake that a, jello ♪ ♪ girl shake that a, jello jello, jello, jello ♪ ♪ hola, yo, ma i'm on the east side cooler ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel the movement's here ♪ ♪ jello jello ♪ ♪ jello ♪ jello jello ♪ ♪ jello >> if you came to party, let me see your hands in the sky. good times. keep 'em up. keep 'em up. y'all ready? let me see you get up. come on. here we go. when i say a you say jell-o a, jello. ♪ hola, yo, ma i'm on the east side cooler ♪ ♪ with my chola no, we're at the bar granola ♪ ♪ hit the any with the cherry tree cola ♪ ♪ hey, let's get closer turn around ♪ ♪ spread it out yogurt ♪ ♪ make the kids turn rock boulder ♪ ♪ bang, bang we will yoda ♪ ♪ call it out tip it up ♪ ♪ keep that drink up in my cup ♪ ♪ call it out tip it up ♪ ♪

now, there's the bud lite lady. i'm in calexico, and i'm in ladies, a place to get lunch and was recommended to me by a border patrolman, and if it aboard a petroleum would know where to get the best mexican lunch in calexico. and he was right. up on the far wall facing the while eating lunch was a sparkling image, a mirrored beer advertisement tempting us with the bud lite and a dazzling senior rita. she looked at me with a seductive smile from under her cowboy hat. the buttons on her skimpy blouse struggled to contain her, and one thumb was hooked in the waistband of her jeans, but competing for attention with ms. bud lite was the background of the and. it was a map of the borderlands showing the major cities from the pacific to the gulf. and i look at where calexico is on the map, and there was astride the border along with mexicali. but what the add screen, beer and sex, was, there was only one dot on the map representing both cities. in bud lite world, calexico and mexicali were one, just as they essentially we

series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is their latest cd called "conditions of my parole."ers and applause ] ♪ the more you take the more you need ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ the dead know better so, listen to the letter ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ echoes and specters and ghosts of none the wiser ♪ ♪ apparitions each bad decisions brush on by ♪ ♪ envious in the ever after ♪ ♪ electric fuzzy haze of regrets and dreams denied ♪ ♪ the paramount and pompous disregard the cipher ♪ ♪ ignorant the gluttons and the media rush on by these ♪ ♪ messages from the ever after ♪ ♪ dead letter authors' deliverance denied ♪ ♪ the more you take the more you need ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ the dead know better so, listen to the letter ♪ ♪ the more you suck the more you bleed ♪ ♪ echoes and specters and ghosts of none the wiser ♪ ♪ apparitions each bad decisions brush on by ♪ ♪ envious in the ever after ♪ ♪ electric fuzzy haze of

light. [ cheers and applause ] >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >s." here, on the first stop of his international tour, with the hehelp from kimbra on the song "somebody that i used to know," from australia, please welcome gotye. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now and then i think of when we were together ♪ ♪ like when you said you felt so happy you could die ♪ ♪ told myself that you were right for me ♪ ♪ but felt so lonely in your company ♪ ♪ but that was love and it's an ache i still remember ♪ ♪ you can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness ♪ ♪ like resignation to the end always the end ♪ ♪ so, when we found that we could not make sense ♪ ♪ well, you said that we would still be friends ♪ ♪ but i'll admit that i was glad that it was over ♪ ♪ but you didn't have to cut me off ♪ ♪ make out like it never happened ♪ ♪ and that we were nothing and i don't even ♪ ♪ need your love but you treat me ♪ ♪ like a stranger and that feels so rough ♪ ♪ no, you didn't have to stoop so low ♪ ♪ have your friends collect your records ♪ ♪ and then change your number i

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and then, with music from his new album, called "making mirrors," gotye from the bud light outdoor stagend applause ] he's from australia. make sure to join us tomorrow night. oscar nominee gary oldman will be with us. tim & eric will be here. and we'll have music from korn. do we have another animal for guillermo? yes, we do. it's time to play another round of "guess the animal on guillermo's head." kirstin will be placing another animal on guillermo's head. guillermo has three questions. begin the questioning. >> can i have this animal as a pet? >> yes, you can have this animal as a pet. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> and their indigenous to central and south america. >> it's good to have it around kids? >> jimmy: that's a good question. >> you can have this animal around children, although it is known for its high propensity to bite its owners. >> jimmy: to bite its owners. or its wearers? wearees? >> how big is it? >> this animal can grow up to seven feet long. >> seven feet long. wow. >> jimmy: do you have a guess, guillermo? >> it's not a chinchilla? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a chinchi

green giant >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. >> jimmy: this is hisy li'l heart," robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't worry you got me ♪ ♪ i said, baby, don't worry you got me ♪ ♪ don't worry your pretty little heart ♪ ♪ tell me something sweet tell me something nice ♪ ♪ tell me something good baby, tell me it's all right ♪ ♪ tell me that you love me tell me you'll be there ♪ ♪ i get so worried sometimes the world will not be fair ♪ ♪ tell me that i'm sexy like i was before ♪ ♪ tell me i got it that you want it even more ♪ ♪ tell me that you'll never ever leave me side ♪ ♪ tell me 'cause you know i need to hear it every night ♪ ♪ baby, you got me don't worry your ♪ ♪ pretty little heart i said ♪ ♪ baby, you got me don't worry your pretty little heart ♪ ♪ tell me who you with tell me where you were ♪ ♪ tell me, did you go out and start talking to some girl ♪ ♪ i want to believe you you know how hard i try ♪ ♪ after all we've been through it's so hard to say good-bye ♪ ♪ tell me that the future is getting brighter now ♪ ♪ tell me that we'll ma

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bud light, subway, thanks. we have a great show for you tonight.uge movie star from all of the "twilight" movies, taylor lautner is here! [ cheers and applause ] and i saw him backstage. and this is weird. he was wearing a shirt. [ laughter ] and i didn't think he wore a shirt. i didn't think he wore a shirt. >> very true. >> jimmy: yeah, he was wearing one. also, we have the front man for maroon 5 and coach on nbc's "the voice." adam levine will be joining us! [ cheers and applause ] he was not wearing a shirt. he was not wearing a shirt. [ cheers and applause ] and later on, nas is going to perform with the roots! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a good show tonight. it's hot. hey, as a lot of you guys know, i'm a huge fan of reality tv, especially into the "real housewives" series. [ cheers and applause ] new york, new jersey, atlanta, beverly hills, i love all of them. but my absolute favorite is the version that's shot right in our very own offices. it's called "the real housewives of late night." and it stars my wife, denise. [ cheers

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, he said forever day, we're best buds" buds"michael was in 8th grade at parkville middle school.hisly tell us, he was planning on going to high school and then joining the marines. the driver that hit michael... stayed at the scene.police say, it's unlikely... ttat driver... will face any charges.megan gilliland, fox45 morning news. investigators are still looking for the person who stabbed and killed a man in southhbaltimore.it happened just after three sunday afternoon... on west lomabard street at calhoun street.you can see investigators on the scene.. .and crime tape marking off the area. no word on what led to the deadly stabbing. 3 the jury in the ggorge hugley murder trial will begin deliberattng later this week. the defense and prosecution rested their case in a rare saturday sessson in charlottesville.defense attorneys representing the are seeking a lesser verdict from jurors than first-degree murder.... in the 2010 death of cockeysville native yeardley love. during closing arguments... defense attorney dave chapman said llve was killed in a drunken, jealousy fueled rage. d

california bud right now is the marijuana that people are looking for. (adam)it's an early spring morning, and i'm heading out for a patrol in the mountains of northern california with mavmit, the mountain and valley marijuana investigation team. this new task force was created to do something that has never been done before. target the big criminal organizations that control most of the marijuana trade in the united states. >>we do a lot of rural patrolling where we infiltrate drug trafficking organization cultivating marijuana. our overall goal is to dismantle these groups. through aerial reconnissance mavmit commander roy giorgi and his team have identified what they believe to be a large marijuana plantation several miles deep into the foothills of the sierra nevada mountains. so we are heading up this trail that snakes around the ridge and we are told that this is prime area for marijuana grows. increasingly the marijuana hitting the streets across the country is being grown here on california's public lands, where growers are heavily armed. >>almos

and then, with music from this album, it's called "conditions of my parole," puscifer from the bud light. adorable. next week, we'll be joined by jessica alba. justin theroux, from ""modern family," eric stonestreet, "sports illustrated" cover model kate upton, former "sports illustrated" cover model, barney frank will be here. we'll have a cooking demo from a bona fide genius, nathan myhrvold. and we'll enjoy music from tower of power and die antwoord. they will not be performing together. and i have an exciting announcement to make. make sure to watch us after your late local news on oscar sunday for our seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special. we'll have music from coldplay, a huge, new all-star celebrity comedy video, featuring george clooney, tom hanks, helen mirren, meryl streep and many more names that i can't believe agreed to do this. and our guest that night? the great and powerful oprah winfrey. [ cheers and applause ] at long last, we meet. i can't figure it out, either. maybe i'm being punk'd. i don't know. but we'll find out next sunday night. w

the new team president the red sox initially asked for starlin castro or matt garza so commissioner budselig eventually got involved to help them agree to some terms the cubs still have to work out compensation for hiring general manager jed hoyer away from san diego. derrick rose finally returned after missing five games with a sore back the chicago bulls led the atlanta hawks in the first wind rose and drove a for a left-handed layup for the bulls ended the quarter on a 29-6 run that the bulls up by 18 and the third quarter derrick rose drives by three defenders and lands heart after the foul but he would be fine the hawks came back in the fourth and pulled within six at one point but it's a derrick rose again with a turnaround jumper to seal the game with two minutes left derrick rose scored 23 points with six assists and 35 minutes the bulls won 90-79 have yet to lose back-to-back games this season >>depaul visiting st. john's and trying to avoid seven straight losses the blue demons were down one point in the second half jeremiah kelly send ands an alley oop to jamie crockett for t

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. >> this is guido, the bud light dog, from the bud light commercials. >> reporter: all hoping to getthe academy awards maintains a strict humans-only policy. and it's rynn tintin's fault. >> 1929. when the votes were tallied up, legend has it that the best actor award went to rynn tintin. >> reporter: but he didn't get the oscar? >> he didn't. he was robbed. >> reporter: ever since, the oscars has snubbed four-legged stars. there's kozmo, in "beginner." blackie, on "hugo." on set, martin scorsese started calling him citizen canine. >> he's a hack. i told you he's no good. normally, i've worked with rats in my movies. >> reporter: perhaps the biggest buzz this year is all about uggie, the jack russell from "the artist." former oscar nominee, james cromwell, is one of uggie's co-stars. >> there's a scene where i bring george back and i drop him on the bed. and i look down at the dog. and the dog sort of looks up at me. and i sort of indicate to the dog, what do you think we should do? he goes, i got it. okay. >> reporter: last night, the golden collar went to uggie. >> he's like the br

, he said forever day, we're best bu" buds""anddmichael was in 8th ggade here, hissfather tells high schooo then joining the marines"tonight...those dreams will go unrealized....ecause of one poor decision: decision:"jjst don't do it, don't do it, my soo did it, look whaas happened, it ccst him his life"janice park....ox45 news at ten. the driver that it michael police say most likely, the drrver will not face any charges. 3&meanwhile friends and family gathered tonight tooremember michael truluck. truluck.those who loved the teenn..shared memories ... harford road.the crowd held up candles and signs honoring his memory. michael's mother is devistated by the loss of her son. "i've lost the only son, i'm never gonna have...because thhy'rr going to party, it's ssd its ery sad and i don't remember michael for his l looing and caring nature. a man is stabbed to death in south baatimore. it happened just after three thhs afternoon here on west lomaaard in calhoun streets. you can see investigatoos on the scenn...and crime tape marking off the areaa no word on what led to the deadly stabbi

debuted at number one on the country charts, called "barefoot blue jean night," jake owen from the bude. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by jessica alba, representative barney frank will be here. we're going to cook with chef/genius, nathan myhrvold. and we'll have music from the tower of power horns, sitting in with cleto and the boys. and of course, on oscar sunday, make sure to stay up after the academy awards and your late local news for the seventh annual "jimmy kimmel live: after the academy awards" special we have a new all-star comedy video to debut, starring george clooney, tom hanks, meryl streep, the list goes on. 34 big stars. the list is ridiculous, to be honest with you. our first guest is a straight man who plays a gay man and co-stars alongside a gay man who sometimes acts as his straight man. it all makes sense when you watch the multi-emmy awarded "modern family," new episodes air wednesdays at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to eric stonestreet. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how's it going? >> hello

] and then, with music from this, their latest album called, "the path of totality," korn from the budtage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we'll be joined on the show by l.l. cool j., courteney cox will be here, academy award nominee michelle williams, josh hutcherson will be here. from "mob wives," big ang will be here. pitbull, and far east movement, and 50 cent and tony bennett. 50 cent and tony bennett will not be performing together. yeah. it's hard to believe, but after brilliantly portraying lee harvey oswald, sid vicious, beethoven, dracula, commissioner gordon, our first guest had never received an oscar nomination until this year. he earned it for his performance in the thriller "tinker tailor soldier spy." it is in theaters now. please say hello to gary oldman. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. thank you for reading for us. i hope that "jersey shore" thing doesn't hurt your oscar chances. >> it might. >> jimmy: it might. have you seen the show "jersey shore"? >> no. i caught half an hour of it recently in france. >> jimmy: really? >> i

it if they are budding, that's okay. if it gets cold when they are budded, that's fine. when it comes out and it gets cold, that's the problem. the earliest it has ever been at peak bloom was march 15, 1990. >> yes. you have heard it here first. >> we can pretty much guarantee that. >> they will tell us definitively next week, but it will be early. take a look outside. it's pretty nice. we're looking at clouds coming in. we do have a warm front to the west. i'm going to keep the chance of the shower in. but by in large, everything will be staying to the north and west of us. still 61 downtown. the winds are light. the pressure is arising. and the dew point stands at 35. so very comfortable air mass for you with relative humidity at 38%. all right, satellite picture radar combined. we have a system that is headed, essentially north of us again. lifting that warm front to us. and then tomorrow, it will be ushering in the the warmer air. hard to believe, yes. that will be before the cold air moves in tomorrow night. if you leave your house tomorrow for work, what you're pla