bud doobie. it's a stoner character. >> this is the bud doobie of msnbc "lockup" fame. have some damn respect. >> two years after gill's release, bud doobie was alive and well and wrestling in a denver nightclub. racist humor is a big part of the bud doobie character. >> why don't you get up and show me your green card? i like getting reactions out of people, whether it's good or bad. >> but gill admits, it's sometimes hard to tell where bud doobie ends and michael gill begins. i've had a problem since i've been in prison with racism. i'm not going to lie about it, there's a culture in prison and you learn to hate everyone but whites, and that's kind of followed me out here, even to this day. let me tell you something, when this is over, none of you are going to be here! you're all going down! >> michael, before he went to prison, he didn't have a racist bone in his body. for some reason, as he came out, he started having all these problems with my other wrestlers of ethnicity. i had to sit down and say to mike, you have to reprogram yourself. you're not in prison anymo

rhonda called her father, bud fleming.e was divorced but raised both girls and kept close tabs on them, especially christie, who was single. >> he hadn't talked to her either. as soon as he hung up the phone from me, he drove to her house. he knew there was something wrong. >> rhonda followed him, found christie's car in its usual place but no christie. knocked on her door, no answer. then a neighbor managed to break in through a balcony and open the front door. >> i ran in the house, and i glanced over and saw her body laying on the kitchen floor. i thought, she can't be dead. this just isn't happening. and i ran over to wake her up, and i stood over her, and i grabbed her wrist. and as soon as i touched her, i knew she was dead, and all i could think of was my dad coming in and seeing this. >> her father never did go inside, but a few minutes later, sheriff's homicide detectives did. >> she was nude. she was bleeding from the head, and there appeared to be blood on the kitchen floor as if some sort of struggle had taken

the pride of anaheim, no doubt from the bud light outdoor stage.ve got a good show for you tomorrow night, too. ryan gosling will be here. and we'll have music from brad paisley. and later this week, sofia vergara, dr. oz, blake griffin and chris paul from the l.a. clippers -- and two nights of music with bruno mars. that's how we do now at 11:35. that's how we do. and i know our first guest was waiting for us to move our show to 11:35, i would have done it sooner. she's here tonight not to promote anything, she is here out of love. please say hello to jennifer aniston. [ cheers and applause ] >> ready? that was great! >> jimmy: what are you doing? why did you do that? [ cheers and applause ] you ruined -- uh -- >> hey, everybody! >> jimmy: keep this away from her. well, welcome. >> you're welcome! >> jimmy: why would you do this to my new desk? >> out with the old, in with the new. we're going on at 11:30. >> jimmy: but this was the new desk. [ laughter ] >> i don't -- >> jimmy: i just got this desk this afternoon. >> wait, wait. i've never been h

. >> bud. >> weis. >> er. >> bud. >> weis. >> er. >> bud. >> weis. >> er. >> it's too funny. >> the adampaign one of the most popular super bowl commercials of all time. they were eventually replaced. we're going to have much more from the new orleans -- from new orleans coming up in sports. remember, wusa9 is the place to be for the super bowl. we're going to have live reports all week long. and of course, join us sunday as the ravens take on the 49ers. >>> time now for a washington golf show question of the morning. how much do you think it costs for a commercial? is it a, $4 million, b, $6 million, c, $8 million. if you answer the question correctly, you have a chance to win tickets to the washington golf show. one winner will randomly be selected through friday. we'll be right back. >>> welcome back. howard here. 4:46. we are looking better today. we're warmer. we're going to be in the 50s. got better visibility. some patchy fog here and there right now. even a stray shower to our west and southwest. but by lunch time, we'll be in the low 50s headed for the mid- 50s here with a mix

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atlas genius from the bud light stage.t, we'll be joined by the host of "the voice" carson daly, from "happy endings" zachary knighton will be here and we'll have music from dan deacon. so join us then. our first guest is a very charming and gifted young man whom you know from nine seasons on "the office." now he co-stars alongside the despicable matt damon in the excellent new movie "promised land," which opens in theaters january 4th. please welcome john krasinski. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? how you doing? >> i'm doing well. >> i like the suit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: normally you don't have much in the way of clothing on at all. >> hold on! there's more. >> jimmy: it's a special time of the year for us here, because, well, because john and i live across the street from each other. every year, we do something to each other's homes to celebrate the holiday. >> luckily just the homes. not to each other. >> jimmy: not to each other yet. >> i'm pretty sure it's going to end in death. >> jimmy: i guess i s

. >> i'm sick of this same old script, bud. >> that's fine, bud. how many gun murders were there in america last year? >> 11,448, and about 70% of those were gang related. how many people died from infections in hospitals? 198,000. >> how many gun murders were there in britain last year? >> how many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim? >> how many gun murders were there in britain? >> a very low amount. >> how many? >> only a few hundred. >> how many gun murders? >> i have the statistics. oh, wait, uk violent crime capital of europe. >> simple question. you're a very loud man. >> you're asking me little factoids. >> they're not factoids. we're talking -- let me -- exactly my point. >> you have hoards of people burning down cities. they arrest people in england if they defend themselves. that's on record. my god, you have a total police state. everybody is fleeing the country. you had to flee, bud. you fled here. why don't you go back and face the charges for the hacking scandal? >> answer this question -- >> why did

and then, a multiple platinum selling country artist, jason aldean, from the bud light outdoor stage. jason will be performing on the american music awards, this sunday night here on abc, so, watch him there. we've got a very good lineup next week. tim allen been here, eric stonestreet, l.a. reid, simon cowell, demi lovato and music from amy mann and james mercer and flo rida will be here, too, so please watch it. if it weren't for our first guest tonight, the world might never have discovered how a very funny nazis hunchbacks can be. he holds the brain behind classics like "the producers," a -- and many more great films. a new box set celebrating his 65 years in entertainment, "the incredible mel brooks: an irresistible collection of unhinged comedy," is out now. please welcome mel brooks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> it's almost a pleasure to be here. [ laughter ] it's very nice. very -- very, very nice. washed, clean people. >> jimmy: they hose them down before they come in. >> lovely. and the unfriend thing almost worked. >> jimmy: almost worked. this close. y

. >> i'm sick of this same old script, bud. >> that's fine, bud. how many gun murders were there in america last year? do you know? >> there were about 11,448, and about 74% of those were gang related. gang bangers shooting each other. >> that wasn't the question -- >> how many people died from infections in hospitals? 198,000. >> let me ask you -- >> that's right. >> how many gun murders were there in britain last year? >> how many great white sharks kill people every year but they're scared to swim? >> how many gun murders were there in britain? >> a very low amount. >> how many? >> only a few hundred. >> how many gun murders? >> i have the statistics. let me pull them out. i figured you'd do that. oh, wait, uk violent crime capital of europe. "london telegraph." >> simple question. you're a very loud man -- >> you're asking me little factoids. >> they're not little factoids. we're talking -- let me -- exactly my point. >> you have hoards of people burning down cities. and beating old women's brains out every day. >> what a ridiculous -- >> they

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here bud sound a good thing what happened was i go left out of this generation in digital and you have computers companies like dell excel are making hardware with. thirty forty cents in hardware for sound and they're made for talk they're really not made for music yet everyone is carrying their music around on it so we're done with h t c and various companies and with our headphones make sure that you motion that people feel in the studios being translated to what people are listening to music on. will live in a time when when there is we can we can all really talk of something. like the classical hip-hop like the seventies or eighties i mean for many people has been a long time ago so do you ever feel this township of the classical stuff of the old good actually always going back and listening to some of the old stuff to see what i may be missing right now and it's definitely helpful to go back what is it what is it with missing. were missing just the substance of what the type of music that i do was you know i mean just like i think we need more creative ideas as far as lyrical cont

firefighters say the fire appears to have started on the second floor, bud they don't know how it stauted. at this time, no routs of any injuries. >> sacrifice. that's how a football coach feels he was fired for his behavior. tonight, he insists he's the one that blew the kmisle own hazing. >> the minute i found out about it, boom. >> they were fired today for selling the trooult, about varsity football players. in december, june yosh varszty football playerings told him they asked for another hope. he basically told them that's not my problem. dawn waits on principal. deciding to expel five stunts today and fire. >> my goal is to take care of my stunts mplt and to ensure their safety. he was in charjts and being held responsible. >> i had no participation other than the hazing ins depts: >> it's basically a real quick move by the administration to just kovder up their lack of responsibility on this kamt pus? >> i was surprised. >> losing his job for speaking up sent the wrong message to students and staff. >> schlt t. patrick says at this point, criminal chashrnls v not been sfiered in t

>>im sick of the same old script here, bud. >> how many gun massacres were there in america last year. >> 74% of those were gang related. gang bangers shooting each other. >> that wasn't the question. >> how many people died from infections and hospitals? >> how many gun murderers were there in britain last year? >> how many great white sharks kill people? people are scared to swim. >> how many gun murders? >> i have did pull up the statistics. i figured you would do that. >> u.k., capital of europe. >> it is a simple question. >> you are a very loud man. >> to ask me a little factoid. >> it is lower. >> let me, exactly my point. >> you have hordes of people beating out women's brains out every day. >> what a ridiculous argument argument. >> they defend themselves that is on record. everybody is fleeing that country, because you have had to flee here, bud. >> you fled here. >> go back and face the charges for the hacking scandal. >> how many -- >> why did you get fired from the "daily mirror." >> are you a hatchet man of the new world order. i will say this. you think you are a tough

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>> a win for the ravens sunday might change that tune but also ballast out the ledger of the most budding rivalry. we will say the team arriving in providence, getting ready for tomorrow's championship game with the patriots. -- show yout he team arriving in providence, getting ready for tomorrow's can pitch a game with the patriots. >> today jen took a hike along the freedom trail that connects hot spots like the birth of the u.s. as constitution and the church where lanterns where hung before paul rivere. she ran in to a couple of ravens fans. >> it is pretty cool. there are not many cities outside of baltimore that have as much history as ours. boston has more. >> the freedom trail as about 2.5 miles long. visitors can pay for a gatt accord -- tour or walk the trail at their pace. >> president obama gets ready for another 4 years of public service for a day of public service for a day of public service. we know some people are never happy with the way things are. and are always dreaming of how they could be. smarter, simpler, how-on-earth-does-it-do-that... er. and they make it that wa

we're told the bud light hotel even has soap and towels with the bud logo and a new sky way connectsto a venue where stevey wonder will play this weekend. >> we just got off the plane, we haven't slept yet. >> reporter: they are spending close to $10,000 for their super bowl trip. they joined hundreds of others for the opening of nfl experience. a place to enjoy nfl activities and buy something. >> we're here to sign autographs and take pictures with all the fans. >> how is business? >> great. >> reporter: how about a helmet for $5,300. or a bag of miniature helmets for $5,500 each. >> what are you going to do with them? >> try to get them signed. >> reporter: fans can get their picture taken with the vince lombardi trophy, a long as you give them your email. at this point in the week, it's getting harder and harder to get a restaurant reservation. and hotel rooms are harder to get booked. people who have one tonight can expect to pay double. >>> the masses of people attending the super bowl can expect to be joined by masses of security personnel. several hundred state, local, and fe

we're told the bud light hotel even has soap and towels with the bud logo and a new sky way connects guests to a venue where stevey wonder will play this weekend. >> we just got off the plane, we haven't slept yet. >> reporter: they are spending close to $10,000 for their super bowl trip. they joined hundreds of others for the opening of nfl experience. a place to enjoy nfl activities and buy something. >> we're here to sign autographs and take pictures with all the fans. >> how is business? >> great. >> reporter: how about a helmet for $5,300. or a bag of miniature helmets for $5,500 each. >> what are you going to do with them? >> try to get them signed. >> reporter: fans can get their picture taken with the vince lombardi trophy, a long as you give them your email. at this point in the week, it's getting harder and harder to get a restaurant reservation. and hotel rooms are harder to get booked. people who have one tonight can expect to pay double. >>> the masses of people attending the super bowl can expect to be joined by masses of security personnel. several hundred state, local

. >> dan okrant is the i believe former only buds man of the new york times.k with him. >> no, gangster. a gangster is a real thing. an only buds man is not. >> he created row ties re baseball. rotissery baseball jie. what is rotissery baseball? >> they turn it over until it is extra delicious. >> it is what they call fantasy baseball. >> welfare debit cards used at strip clubs. matt, they shouldn't tell people how to spend their money even if it is taxpayer money. if you don't like how they spend money, don't give them money. this all started when we stopped giving people food stamps and started giving them these electronic debit cards. >> don't we give them both? the people who get these things get food stamps. they are -- they are preferably having something to do with a good diet, but actually going toward farm producers. >> yes. >> i thought we stopped giving food stamps because it was sort of -- it made people feel bad when they had to pay with food stamps whereas if they just paid with a debit card at a supermarket they felt better? >> that sounds right

in the bud and how was it. good a hope should also be kept. kept out mittens men's clothes and most importantly victor gave me a rock from the cape. but you should be more careful or you won't come back another fantastic ideas popped into my head what we wanted from the first was for her to flow like water she represents the mistress of the spirit the goddess she needed to be like water flow like water and be the cave by accident or not she moved as people do on land these movements are normal for a person on the ground but not under water and though she's so tired she doesn't have the strength to fight the war to density and simply flowed with it that was clear to everyone even the safety. it will not get out she did a lot better so-called relaxed much less cold i looked at her face and could see that she was really very pleased. it's not about how deep i can dive or how long i can hold my breath. it's not about how long i can be out in the cold while in some sort of difficult situation i think i'm doing bursts in these moments to test myself

the extreme seal experience, the closest most mortals wil ever get to tasting the pain and glory of budsbasic underwater demolition school, the navy's six-month meat grinder where 80% of the men who enter fail. but sniper besik and don shipley will sell you a sample. how authentic is this experience to life as a seal? is it a little taste? >> it's a little taste. it's education. you want to be a pro quarterback, you go to a football camp and hang out with those guys. same thing here. >> reporter: since seal team 6 put a couple shots in bin laden's face, his camps are packed with a mix of young wanna bes and old dreamers, like doug who had to promise his wife a trip to jamaica to come. >> it's my midlife crisis. >> reporter: there's alan waller, a minister from philadelphia. >> i don't believe in violence, but i do believe in defense. i appreciate knowing how to handle myself. >> the difference between seal team and all the other forces is that big black scary ocean out there and the lack of guys who are comfortable in it. that's why it's such a small fraternity. >> reporter: and on hell

he also has a budding star right behind him in bernard pierce. >> the ravens tie-line offense has joe flacco on the star of sports"illustrated -- "sports illustrated" twice. rice has not dazzled with highlights. mostly it offering ground- pounding yards. does that sit well with someone who is very much enjoyed his rise to nfl stardom? >> i do not have to be the center of attention. and i know i am a playmaker on the team. my number will be called fairly often, but there are other guys out there that can do it as well. >> everyone pretty much place for each other. we all know our capabilities and tried to play to the full extent of that. that is how we pretty much approach it, play for each other. >> to further prove that, look at to bernard pierce. >> he saw me struggling a little bit, and he eventually took me in and started showing me the plays. we develop the bond and friendship to be able to push each other. >> of course it the 49ers -- if the 49 is decide to focus on this, that will allow ray rice to run again. john harbaugh likes to preach team, team. when you do it and it works

. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, a very talented grammy winning country star to sing from the bud lights newest song, "southern comfort zone." brad paisley is here with us. and tomorrow night, dr. oz will be here. dr. oz is going to do a sonogram on me to see if i'm pregnant. we'll also be joined by blake griffin and chris paul of the l.a. clippers and we'll have music from bruno mars. we did a little research. identical twins do not have the same fingerprints. we have two here in the audience who apparently share a brain. [ laughter ] you'd think they would know this. our first guest is an oscar and golden globe-nominated actor who casts a powerful spell on women and talk show hosts alike. you can see him alongside josh brolin and sean penn in the new movie "gangster squad" which opens in theaters on friday. please say hello to ryan gosling. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] it happens all the time, i'm sure. how are you? even some of the guys are hooting and howling. it's getting crazy in here. how's it going? everything all right? >> yeah, that

and damn it, don't you laugh 'cause they're killing you with your taste buds.nderstand, but you'll hate me for exposing them today! there's a slime in the burger. it's got silicone, they practice how to decve your taste buds and your nose. >> bill: i'd like the satan special, please, large fry, big mac. >> you know what's worse than that, billy? guess who owns burger king stock. >> not personal with me. >> louis farrakhan. >> that's right, is it just mcdonald's satan is hanging out behind the counter or fast food joints. >> one man's slime is another person's roughage. >> bill: i hate to explain farrakhan because i've got enough trouble explaining you. i think he's talking about the fast food, high fat, obesity, all of that, i think that's what he's talking about. >> well, it all comes back to the white man trying to kill the black man, sometimes a burger is just a burger, you know what i mean? and the rev calls everybody, it's always the pot calling the kettle white, you know, with the reverend. . >> monday night i tune into see miller on hawaii 5-0, but unfor

the bud has got a hole in it.d to get him off the course. >> luckily dave isn't hurt in this record stunt. >> broesh the rudder bracket, smacked the propeller, and cleared the propeller and strut off the boat. >> but it's a very different story seven years earlier. dave was at the columbia cup championship in washington state, ready to claim the record for the most consecutive race wins. this would be his 20th win in a row. but as he bursts out of the gate, almost instantly the boat has hit two waves in a row. at top speed, the force is too much and the hydroplane blows over. the top of the boat crashes onto the water, exploding the protective canopy that dave is sitting under, ripping off his oxygen mask and submerging him in the water. >> i was unconscious under water. the safety team got there right away, got me onto the bottom of the boat. they cleared the airway and got the water out. >> amazingly, dave survives. his hand is crushed by the flying metal of the canopy. he ends up losing two fingers on his right

. >> this is the 34 pounds of processed marijuana buds and the man who was living in this home is in the jail and he is facing charges of marijuana possession and marijuana sale and he is likely to face a charge of possession of an exact particular and -- exotic animal. we are also looking into the background of the suspect and we will look into where you can buy these alligators coming up on the ktvu channel 2 morning news. >>> police have been looking for a san jose man who police say suffers from dementia. he was last seen leaving his home on organization charred way -- orchard way. he also has a land yard with family contact information on it. >>> the heartbreaking long wait for kayla garret goes on. the tests of the bones did not come from garret. the fragment was linked to two girls who had already been identified. the search for this girl's daughter must start from scratch again. >>> a man turned himself in to police for killing his own mother. he called police to his home just before noon. he led them to the body of 89- year-old stand worth. in 1966 he was sentenced to death

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anheuser busch, start selling bud light lime embalming fluid.ase die responsibly. [ laughter ] but what if you get lucky? music, beers, a cushy place to lie down? that cute cadaver in the next plot has been making eyesockets at you all night. [ laughter ] so don't be caught dead without a pack of cata-condoms. because let's face it, you're dead, not married. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] and she -- she is going to jump your bones. [ laughter ] the point is, if you just spend enough money, death will be pleasant. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back begun everybody. my guest tonight has a new book about traditional cultures called "the world until yesterday." perfect, that's as far back as i can remember. please welcome jared diamond. [cheers and applause] good to see you again. your a geography profession error at ucla, a macarthur genius award winner, a pull lighter prize winner for your book "guns, germs and steel." your new book is called "the world until yesterday: what can we learn from traditional societies." what can we lea

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closing his big thick yellow book, turning to his grandsons and daughters and anding them a big red bud, then bidding them good night and laying his head on his yawning book, he glances solemnly at the full moon in the core of the sky, his eyelids blinking once, searching for that big, silvery rose. the next reader is dima shahabi >> i'd like to move on with an iraqi poet, one of the most prominent and brilliant poets of her time recently passed away in cairo, in june, actually. she was not only a poet, she was luminous and free-thinking pioneer in establishing the theory of what has come to be known as free verse in arabic poetry. in addition to her extensive laments on oppression of women and melancholy. she left. no cheek turned pale, no lip trembled. the door did not hear the story of her death. no window curtain overflowed with sorrow and gloom to follow the tomb until it disappeared. the moon lamenting its depression. the night surrendered itself without worry to the morning. the lights brought the voice of the milk girls, the fasting and the moaning of a starved cat of which noth