but the way nature's painted redbuddin buds on the budding spring greens this week is just magnificent, and we need to remember that they were blooming ag and budding 150 years ago today too. confederate soldiers, union s soldiers, black soldiers 5,000 african-american soldiers were here with grant's army. 4600 slaves now former slaves, ere al in thisso county alone. they, too, were watching the red bud bloom on the spring green of the trees all around this region. we have to try to imagine what that means to them. the confederates, it must have been bittersweet as best maybe horrible. they had broken hearts, broken bodies, they were starving. what did the red bud of spring mean to them? it in t the union soldiers, they were going home with victory.dogwoo they couldds see in the red bud enewal and dogwood to follow the renewal of spring, the renewal of their country the renewal of the spirit life they were beginning to survive, most of st hav them. for the african-american former slaves, they must have seen something only unique to them inve bee the red bud. did n they might not haveot

but the way nature's painted redbuddin buds on the budding spring greens this week is just magnificent, and we need to remember that they were blooming ag and budding 150 years ago today too. confederate soldiers, union s soldiers, black soldiers 5,000 african-american soldiers were here with grant's army. 4600 slaves now former slaves, ere al in thisso county alone. they, too, were watching the red bud bloom on the spring green of the trees all around this region. we have to try to imagine what that means to them. the confederates, it must have been bittersweet as best maybe horrible. they had broken hearts, broken bodies, they were starving. what did the red bud of spring mean to them? it in t the union soldiers, they were going home with victory.dogwoo they couldds see in the red bud enewal and dogwood to follow the renewal of spring, the renewal of their country the renewal of the spirit life they were beginning to survive, most of st hav them. for the african-american former slaves, they must have seen something only unique to them inve bee the red bud. did n they might not haveot

we're talking about anheuser-busch and specifically bud light.y're well known for commercials and marketing campaigns but many people are saying, this one just went too far. it's all because of this label appearing on some bottles saying bud light is the perfect beer for removing no from your vocabulary for the night. not surprisingly social media blue up. jeff wrote, bud light the perfect beer for markets about to lose their job. hash tag no means no. and christopher wrote, sometimes an entire marketing team can miss the obvious. bud light didn't realize that remove no from your vocab was an issue? yikes! >> anheuser-busch released this statement, it's clear that this particular message missed the mark and we apologize. we would never condone disrespect or irresponsible behavior. in means no. as a result, we have immediately ceased production of this message on all bottles. but is that enough, did bud light miss the mark or is it a good thing so many people are talking about the brand? marketing expert peter madden from agile cat joins us this m

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>> behind me is 83-year-old leo bud welsh. he's carrying on a musical tradition of mississippi blues music. the question comes after men like lee leo are gone where does this music go from here? for a if a's president said he does not fear arrest amid corruption scandals in the fifa body. >>> government fights rebels in the u.n. said the fighting is the worst for months. catherine soi reports from bentu. >> these men have just arrived to a camp for displaced people. they come from a village and it they have been on the road for 24 days hiding in swamps during the day and only daring to walk at night in fear of government soldiers. they carry their father, who was too weak and sick. he died on arrival here. >> my dad's health did not improve. he was walking and talking. i went to look for his food. but when i returned he had died. >> after days on the road one-week-old had also just arrived. her mother gave birth to her on the day they escaped from the village after after assault by men in military uniform. >> they beat us and

chase it is very important for parents. >> yeah as paul said, what's so nice about it it sort of budscommunity. we're not just reaching singers, audience members but families too. i think so much of what we do as a chorus, we feel like a family. to be able to sort of open the doors and extend our arms to other people to join that family is really special. >> that's exactly what you're hoping to do between now and september, paul? >> yes. we're opening the doors to new members. we hope all genout will return in september and we're hoping to increase our membership and reach more kids so they can go to the website and log in and sign up. it's open to all youth. >> once again, your big performance takes place may 15th at the lincoln theater. >> and the 16th as well. >> you've got an important panel discussion. >> we do. we do. because this concert is focusing on civil rights for all communities, we put together a panel of national leaders after the matinee on may 16th. this panel will discuss the through lines that all equality movements have in common. it will be led by bishop robinson,

many thanks to bud anderson for joining us last night and again here this afternoon.rvice, we're here to celebrate not just g.i. joe but rosy the riveterer as well. in a speech that he made in december of 1940, president franklin roosevelt recognized that the great arsenal of democracy would play a pivotal role in our country's anticipated involvement in the war that was already raging across much of the globe. president roosevelt understood the raw power of the united states and its people, when they focused their will and resources on a single common goal. he knew that once this country became involved in hostilities, the immense u.s. industrial complex would transition from peace time manufacturer of automobiles, tractors, bicycles and airliners to the war time production of jeeps, tanks, machine guns and warplanes. and he was right. for the second time in less than a quarter of a century, the american people were called on to help save the world from the forces of tyranny and oppression and in the battlefields of europe, the waters of the south pacific, and the fa

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