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lights are on 12 hours a day. this system will produce 12-pounds of finished cured bud every eight weeks. >> medicine man has always ban leader in the marijuana industry. >> today he had a state senator coming through on a tour. >> i'm a state senator here in colorado, i'm mike johnson. i've been working on marijuana regulation, and so wanted to get a chance to see an entire facility from grow to sale. >> these are the tags the state require. blue is medical and yellow is recreational. >> we are expanding right now. we're about to open a facility that's going to more than double our production. >> now we're going to the new site. this is 2.8 million over here. >> you can sell retail marijuana for -- who sale, $2,400 a pound. we're more than doubling our growing capacity in this new bill and we want to sell all of our products retail. >> are we ready, guys? >> one second. >> where is my -- >> continue to grow this year but we're going to far exceed last year. we did $5 million in sales last year, this year we're doing 12 million. she is a chief financial officer. does a fantastic job of managing our money. >> would

so these lights are on 12 hours a day so this system will produce about 12 pounds of finished cured budvery eight weeks. medicine man has always been a leader in the marijuana industry. hey, how is it going? today we have a state senator coming through on a tour. >> my name is mike johnston. i'm a state senator here in colorado working on marijuana regulation and wanted to get a chance to see an entire facility from grow to sale. >> these are the tags that the state requires, rfid. blue is medical, and yellow is recreational. we are expanding right now and about to open a facility that will more than double our production and go to the new site. this was about 2.8 million over here. we can sell our retail marijuana for $3,000 a pound, wholesale, 2400 and growing our capacity and want to sell all of our product retail. are we ready, guys? >> yeah, one second. >> where is my mug? is it me and you, sal? >> yeah. >> we continue to grow every year phenomenal paces but this year will far exceed last. we did $5 million in sales, this year 12 million. my sister is our chief financial officer an