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tell me, buddy, i want to start with you. how did you stumble upon these letters and poems, and where were they found? >> well, they were found by my wife, actually. she wanted to clean up in the attic. in our attic there are lots of suitcases and closets from my grandmother and mother, and gerdy went up to clean up, and she got nosey, and she opened a trunk or a closet. come on, tell us about it. how did you find it? >> what did you think then when you found all of this? >> it was amazing. i could not -- i couldn't believe it because there were so many letters and photographs and more than 6,000, can you imagine, and i had to read all this archive. it was amazing. i had to do -- had to read and work with it for two and a half years. >> what do you think all of this says? i mean, is there something, gerdy, that really stood out to you that it says about your -- about the family and the times in which they were living? >> yes. they talked about like when auto was in auschwitz and he can come home and when he road from amsterda

be a buddy.uddy and remind them about the importance ever doing a monthly breast cancer exam, scheduling an annual mammogram if you're over age 40 and having a clinical exam by a doctor or nurse practitioner. that call could be a life saver a. buddy can be a spouse, relative, friend, co-worker or even an active duty captain in the united states air force. >> overall i think cancer has made me a better person. but i don't think it knew what kind of enemy it was dealing with because i certainly kicked its butt. picked the wrong lady. >> that lady is captain candice adams. she's one of the 11,000 women under age 30 who are diagnosed every year with breast cancer. like a lot in her age group, cancer never even crossed her mind and she didn't do routine self-exams. >> i just would go -- be in the shower and wash my chest and things like that and that would be about it. >> reporter: she was 29 when she learned the marble size lump she found in her breast was one of the most aggressive cancer strains tr

i appreciate it, buddy.oes that work? does your bed go in a bubble and then you zip up the bubble? and then -- >> it's kind of like a giant box around my bed and there's a door at the bottom of the bed. and i sleep between 8500 and 9,000 feet. so it's really strange. >> jimmy: what is going -- so you sleep in, like, a coffin at night? [ laughter ] this is like "dark shadows." >> if i get up in the middle of the night, i literally have to crawl to the end of the bed, open up the door, crawl out, and then once i come in, close the door again. it's like, you have your own personal air conditioning and -- >> jimmy: can i get a little personal? what if there's two people in your chamber? [ laughter ] >> how did i know that was going to come? i knew that was going to come. >> jimmy: you knew it was going to come, right? so you have to crank it up so both of you -- or one sleeps outside the box? [ laughter ] i mean, you've just got to focus up, right? you just can't even worry about that stuff. you don't have to an

the show is awesome. >> jimmy: oh, thank you, buddy. our moms became friends. >> well, you were at "snl" and we shot "last call" in this building on 8h, so our offices were on the eighth floor. so, you used to come in to my office all the time and we were buddies and hanging out. then you were trying out, like, your, you know, when you were doing me, you're, like, "hey, i'm carson daly. i'm a tool. is that funny?" [ laughter ] and he'd say that to me. and i would say like, yeah, but why are you wearing glasses? and you were like, "you wear glasses on 'trl' sometimes." like, no i don't. >> jimmy: i don't do that anymore. yeah, 'cause i remember, you'd be like, "if you want help on the impression, just come into and we'll work on --" >> just come in to the -- no, he would come into my office and, like, he'd workshop his making fun of me to me. "i'm a tool. like, can i say it like that?" no, say it more like this. i'm carson daly. welcome to "trl." i'm a tool. >> jimmy: there you go, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you did it so good, though. >> jimm

how are you, buddy? everything good?jimmy: don't hold back, nick. >> but this why -- i mean, he's this big fat guy. and he gets up and goes, "watch my bag. i'm going to the toilet." like, he ordered me. so, it bugged me, his tone of voice. so, i say, as he's leaving, "what if this thing explodes in 30 seconds?" and he goes, "well, do i look like a terrorist?" and i go, "that depends." and he goes, "depends on what?" i go, "well, if i was a cheeseburger, you'd look like a giant -- [ laughter ] but if i was a fresh garden salad, i'd feel very, very comfortable around you." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. i understand. >> i didn't like the attitude so i gave it right back. >> jimmy: now -- congratulations on the show. did you always want to be in radio? >> i didn't. well -- >> jimmy: you got a great boston accent. >> i do. i'm trying to get rid of it. not gonna work. >> jimmy: oh, it's fantastic. you can't get rid of it. >> couple whiskeys, i'm like ted kennedy and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it comes right out. yeah. >> driving

. >> everyone standing here, you're all a part of the purple heart homes team, so take care of buddy. >> reporter: their foundation is hitting its stride, recruiting dozens of volunteers from wells fargo to help put the finishing touches on the home of sergeant buddy mays, hit by a roadside bomb in iraq in 2005, breaking his back and leaving him paralyzed. he returned to a home not built for a man restricted to a wheelchair. >> i don't want to sound like complaining by saying it's hard in a chair, but it ain't easy. >> reporter: it was hard on his two girls. >> my girls are my life. they've seen the trials, the struggles, just the daily, mundane, hard stuff that most kids wouldn't have to see. >> reporter: so the team worked to widen the doors, repaint every wall, and build an outdoor elevator, so that buddy could get to the backyard to play with his daughter. >> it's really up to us, it's up to the community to take ownership for the people who go fight and die and bleed for us. >> reporter: dale and john were there to help move the family in, just in time for the holidays. >> nice t

congratulations, buddy.eat show tonight. we love this guy. anderson cooper is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] as we mentioned before, we will be talking with the great john mayer right over there. [ cheers and applause ] and we got music from the afghan whigs, you guys! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: they're great. hey, guys, check this out right here. "thank you notes 2" just came out today. look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ "thank you notes 2" just came out today, and i want to go to this thing over here. i want to go to the 'zon. >> steve: check out the 'zon? >> jimmy: i want to check out the 'zon. you know amazon? we call it the 'zon. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "thank you notes 2." all right. here we go. so, here's the way this thing works here. just came out today. "thank you notes 2." all right? there you go, you click on that dude there. $8.39. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and you're eligible for free super savings shipping. >> steve: free shipping? >> jimmy:

use the buddy system. use the buddy system. come on over. and get ready to see the new dan.e it. i think they love it. oh, my gosh, she's about to cry. he looks fantastic, right? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: yeah, really, really good. now, it's now time for the most important reveal of all. dan, are you ready to see yourself? >> i am. [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: take a look, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yeah, this is nice. it's like a kenny g -- a kenny g meets, like, one of the dudes from color me badd. is that -- no. no, it's one of the guys from the jets. remember that band? [ laughter ] hey, our thanks to louis licari salon for this wonderful perm. look how happy he is. [ cheers and applause ] every night this week -- it's perm week, everybody. give it up for dan. we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's perm week on the fallon show it's perm week oh my god♪ ask me how i've never slept better. [ male announcer ] why not talk to one of the six million people who've switched to the most highly recommended bed in america

oh, hey buddy. we're hugging now. >> steve: all right, buddy.o call you buddy. ♪ thank you, people who use outdated references. i mean, seriously, whazzup with that? [ laughter ] >> steve: bud-wies-er. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, business cards, for being garbage that i can store in my wallet. [ laughter ] [ applause ] just take the card, man. just take it. if you ever want your lawn fertilized, just take it. i live in the city. well, if you know anyone who needs their lawn fertilized. all right, i'll hug you. [ laughter ] work on that lawn fertilizing. ♪ thank you, people who reply to an e-mail with the word "thanks" spelled thx, for getting tired of showing your gratitude after two letters. [ laughter ] you're welc. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: wink. >> jimmy: wink. >> steve: wink. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, people who say "have a safe flight" for basically saying "hope you don't die." [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my "thank you notes," guys. we'll be right back with more "late night!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you've go

zog, go for it, buddy. what's up?at's up, zog? >> i want it give a shout-out to unisex dresses. [ cheers and applause ] mm, mm, mm. now, i was skeptical at first, too, but these are the real deal. these dresses are not just for ladies. i mean, look at these colors! you got crispy cream. lovely lavenders. pretty pink. [ cheers ] got everything you always wanted in a unisex dress, right here. and best of all, it comes right above the knee. so ladies won't think i'm easy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think you look lovely. >> can i do one, jimmy? >> jimmy: sure. tuba -- tuba gooding jr. over there. hey, tuba. go for it, buddy. >> shout-out to sousaphones. that's right, sousaphones, not tubas. you see, tubas are for losers. but sousaphones -- sousaphone. sousaphones get you laid. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. that's very good. >> yo, i got one. >> jimmy: sure, sure, go ahead. >> yo, shout-out to graduation caps. they're pointy. they got this tassel. they're fun to play with. and if someone pi

wipe it down a little bit, buddy. wipe it down.steve, let's just get right to brass tacks here. who are you dating, buddy? >> wait, what was the question? >> jimmy: no, every time you come on, i ask you this. you're the master matchmaker. who are you dating? who did you set yourself up with? >> well you know what? there's this girl. she's a special -- i call her the special girl. i love her. >> jimmy: you do. you like her. >> i love her. i like her a lot. >> jimmy: how long have you been dating the special girl? >> is this segment over yet? how long have you been dating her? >> this is painful. five years. >> jimmy: five years? >> yeah. i mean, you know, she's -- i love her. >> jimmy: five years? you're pushing it, buddy. >> he's got a lot going on. >> i cannot believe she's doing this to me. >> he's got a lot going on. >> jimmy: what do you mean you've got a lot going on? >> it's hard to keep him in one spot. you know, all these women -- >> jimmy: yeah, he tries because he's a master matchmaker and now he's a genius. he's sweating

system the same error socratic buddy system applies to the central banks central banks give money as ear oprah cent we all know interest rates are at zero percent we all know that there's quantitative easing but what i'm telling you is this is controlled by the monarch's of the central banks we have who are thinking we have ben bernanke and we have them giving their friends money for free and their friends like jamie diamond and lloyd blankfein and brian moynihan pretend that they have an inherent better working ethic and they are better workers and they're better innovators and better creators than all of those unemployed people out there on those welfare rolls those ninety nine percent on the disability benefits well yes this is the arc of history stacey the last two hundred years or so when that was different than medieval aristocracy and monarchy was the exception to the historic norm we are reverting back to situations where david cameron and his click of insiders can print money or steal money as the doing of states or trade on inside information. market manipulation and they c

hi buddy. >> hey morning, momma, jacki. >> buddy perving out on jacki. >> only my listeners can makeky for jacki. let's get to the bottom line of mitt. he made money firing people. >> it's how you maximize profit. >> why do you hate cappalism? >> he made money loading businesses with unsustainable debt. he made money off of the health insurance and pensions of the federal government. he made money charging these companies rates for management fees -- there was a company in south carolina had been around for 105 years. it was profitable. bain took it over. bain charged them $11,000 for nine years. >> listen, buddy we say it every day, but we are sitting in a company that bain piled a bunch of debt on. i feel like chris christie sat on us every day. as buddy said that's what you do to maximize profits. it's not about helping people and create jobs. sue in rockwell maryland, you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> good morning, everyone. no one in the tea bagger party will have to worry about brain tapeworms because they don't have any brains. >> awe! >> stephy you do not understand

>> yeah, we're buddies.we met there. and you have to form alliances on that show. and we decided, hey let's go through this together and try to get to the end. and then when donald trump realized that we had a little alliance, he split us up and he put me with aubrey o'day, and of course aubrey and i are engaged now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. that's not true. ♪ >> i'm pregnant with her baby. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. congratulations again. it's a baby. you don't even see it. you don't even see it. >> i'm carrying low. i think it's a boy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. it's this sunday though. this sunday is the live season finale. there's nothing you can do now. >> no, there's nothing i can do. >> jimmy: you got to just show and just hope for the best? >> you show up and you pray, maybe you come on a stretcher. i've seen that work. >> jimmy: yeah so people feel bad for you. come out on crutches limping. tiny tim act. >> i've seen people come out with a rolling i.v. pole. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just going fo

dave, come on out, buddy! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] pretty good. yeah. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. tito jackson just called. he didn't leave a message. hey, you guys ready to see dave here? come on over here. just hold each other's hand. use the buddy system. come on over. how you doing, pal? good? >> yeah. doing great. >> yeah. >> are you part of the band? >> i am, sir. >> jimmy: you are in the band. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and what do you play? >> the drums. >> jimmy: you play the drums? oh, good. and what does my man over here play? >> the guitar. >> jimmy: he's up there in the front? >> he's up there in the front. >> jimmy: i think it's the end of your career. you had a good run. [ laughter ] >> there goes the image. >> jimmy: why don't you take off the blindfold and take a look at what dave's been up to. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that's nice. >> jimmy: you're excited. this is good. >> i don't even recognize -- he looks like a short napoleon dynamite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you think, mom? >> i'm horrified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right,

have a good one, buddy. yep. just mad i'm happy. drinks on me. [ cheers and applause ] toma dinero? yes. and the cash cab rolls on. [ indistinct conversations ]