my name's buddy ferrera. - whoa ho ho ho ho! you decided to shave the playoff beard off. - well, here's the deal. you see, anders holmvik, he can't go to hedonism ii. you know, he's gonna run for city councilman someday. but buddy ferrera, well, he's a goatee-sportin', ♪ good-time havin' freaky cat ♪ ahh. ha ha ha ha! - oh, hey, what's up, adam? you are lookin' straight jacked, dude. - dang, homie! - nice! - i can't go to hedonism. i'm not gonna have a good time. i won't get laid. - why? - why is that? - because my dick fell off! [all laughing] oh! just kidding. i tucked it back. it actually hurts a lot. my dick's back here, though. [hip-hop beat boxing] ♪ - ♪ i'm fresh ♪ you gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ ♪ gotta be fresh - hey, you guys are packin' sunscreen, right? remember, this is their summer. - no way, dude. i'm trying to get beyonce dark!