don't jump. >> if buford does jump, he might survive the 50-foot fall.s if he can swim. >> garrett said to me, the guy's going to knock himself out and he's going to fall. a minute later he said i might be going swimming today. >> and then nearly 25 minutes into the ordeal, matthew buford jumps. >> there he goes. >> oh! >> what y'all going to do? >> okay. he can swim. >> after he jumped into the river, he started treading water for a while. >> swim! >> and at this time, i'm thinking, okay, where's the rescue unit at? >> no matter what buford was thinking when he jumped, now in the water he seems to be fighting for his life and looks like a man who needs help. >> dude ain't doing good. >> authorities on the bridge toss down a lifeline, but it doesn't come close. you can see it off to the right. >> must have a hundred boats out there. >> by this time buford has been struggling for almost go minutes in the middle of a 500-foot-wide river. >> come on, man. >> matthew buford is losing strength. for the first time his head slips under the water. there seems to

it's like buford here. strong. sturdy... but not too sweet. buford! built from apples.esh. smith & forge hard cider. now on draft. ( cheers and applause ). >> jon: welcome back. we also alzheimer's like to check in with our friend deranged billionary john hodgman. usually john will give us some idea why he's dropping by. this time he just said he had a big announcement. i guess well to the show john hodgman. thanks for stopping by and joining us. >> is the camera on me? good, thank you. jon, the reason i called you here today -- >> well, i'm here every day. it's my show. so i'm here-- >> please, jon this is hard enough without your blubbering. i have something to say. i have been appearing on this show for almost 10 years now. this show doesn't deserve an even slightly deranged billionaire, so i'm moving on. >> jon: really? >> the point is, i'm retiring to an exclusive gated community. >> jon: you're going to florida? >> no, jon, an exclusive gated community on mars. >> jon: fly to mars? >> yeah. technically it's called links to the impact crater. but we call it the col

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the cautionary tale of bill buford.lion with a perfectly good job as fiction editor at the prestigious "new yorker" magazine. at the undignified age of 53 he pretty much pulled up stakes, put his whole past life on hold, and defected to france, to learn how to cook. what happened to you anyway, buford? you used to have a good job, you hung out a couple nights with batali and next thing you know you're living in france. >> it's true. >> and cooking. >> i discovered a whole world that the rest of the world didn't seem to know about, just a very compressed and tense lifelong learned expertise and knowledge of food. it's not the food network and it's not glossy magazines and it's not something you get from reading a recipe book. it's something you get by just going deep. i was afraid of france because i knew if i went -- took on the subject of french food i would have to go really deep. so we went and we thought we'd stay for six months, and we stayed for five years. >> we meet at bouchon contrel. a bouchon is a uniquely ly

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rodney buford is an inmate barber at the riverbend maximum security institution in tennessee.o cut a guy that was an open white supremacist. aryan nation-type person. and he had a nazi sign on his forehead. i heard he killed like three people in prison already, in addition to what happened out there on the street. so here it is now, i'm fixing to cut somebody's hair that maybe hates me just because of the way i look as far as my skin is concerned. >> buford put professionalism ahead of his feelings and completed the cut. but at some other prisons, race is an issue that can't be brushed away. at california's kern valley state prison the grooming tools are racially coded. there are different sets for white inmates, blacks, hispanics and others, those are asians and pacific islanders. >> before you take it out, you have to check with the officers to make sure all the pieces in there. and after the job is done, when you turn it in, they have to check it again. let the officer check again. they don't have to worry about, you know, what's missing and what's not. >> inmate minha tor,

potential, 90 90% of undiscovered potential is assessed to be in the buford in less than 100 meters ofer depth and you can see the photos in tier 3 you can see exploration technology which was demonstrated in the '70s in the canadian and u.s. bofer seas and they were in the 2000s and in the '90s and 2000s and finally with well control and technology improvements, there's been significant improvement post the macondo tragedy and also by the regulators. this particular display we call the bow tie for obvious reasons. at the center of the bow is a loss of containment event and on the left hand side are all of the prevention technologies available to eliminate and reduce the risk of a well containment event occurring in the first place and usually these topics oil spill prevention and oil spill response are separated and the prevention side is the engineering domain and the response side tends to be an environmental domain. in our report we brought those together because it's the industries objective and the objective of stakeholders to prevent them from taking place in the first place. i'

i'm a state senator in buford county south carolina. i'm glad to be up here. [applause] like a lot of you i have been a champion of the cause of liberty for a long time now. i'm reminded by the old saying of gandhi. first they ignore you then they ridicule you then they fight you, and then they win. with rand paul today, we've got a guy fighting for us and we're going to win next november. [applause] i was particularly excited that j.c. watts was going to be here and speaking before me because i've known about j.c. for a long time, when he was playing football for the oklahoma sooners and followed his career in washington, d.c. and the things about j.c. that i think bears emphasize sir he always stood for the party being more inclusive. he always stood for the party reaching out to nontraditional constituencies. he also understood when it meant to be a citizen legislator. he went to washington for a few terms and stepped back down and stepped back into the private sector. even though none other than than rosa parks asked him to stay on. j.c. i'm glad you're he

potential, 90% of undiscovered potential is assessed to be in the buford in less than 100 meters of water depth and you can see the photos in tier 3 you can see exploration technology which was demonstrated in the '70s in the canadian and u.s. overseas and they were in the 2000s and in the '90s and 2000s and finally with regard to well control technology improvements, there's been significant improvement post the macondo tragedy and also by the regulators. this particular display we call the bow tie for obvious reasons. at the center of the bow is a loss of containment event and on the left hand side are all of the prevention technologies available to eliminate and reduce the risk of a well containment event occurring in the first place and usually these topics, oil spill prevention and oil spill response are separated and the prevention side is the engineering domain and the response side tends to be an environmental domain. in our report we brought those industry's objective and the objective of stakeholders to prevent them from taking place in the first place. i'll direct your attentio

i am currently reading the doubles pay about buford at gettysburg.uestions is do you think sometimes historians and people that read your works don't understand and don't bother to look at that time that the person you are writing lives in or lived in and therefore they are making assumptions about that person based on our point of view of today? >> guest: yeah, that historicism or that historic fallacy has many names to it and which you impose the standards or ideas that today on a person. i think it is really important for readers and historians to wrestle with that. an obvious example is when you're doing slavery and you're trying to judge thomas jefferson or ben franklin or whatever. to me you have to rise above and be ahead of some of the moral sentiments of your time to be a great person which is why i think i can judge jefferson more harshly than others would because he didn't do that. or even churchill did not get on the right side of history. but that is me imposing a later judgment on that. you have to be aware of it. the last chapter of my