, round the butt, and lift the butt. i'll show you how to do a squat the brazilian way, so you really hit the glutes. when you go down here, look. the butt tucks in. when the butt tucks in, that's when you hit the glutes. come closer. i want you to see this. come down and tuck under. and up, and two more. faster. that's how a squat should be. that's how low you should go. otherwise, just the calves are working, and you don't want that to happen. you want to work the glutes and make the glutes fuller and rounder. now i'm gonna show you how to work the gluteus medius with the side lunge. go all the way up. this way, you're working the outer thigh, the inner thigh, and if you'll turn the heels out, the pigeon toes... yes. then get the gluteus medius also there, okay? so pigeon toes up, push, and and if you do it faster, you're gonna get the cardio in, and it's gonna be a cardio-sculpting move. so you're burning fat, burning calories, and getting a nice shape on your bum bum and legs. now we're going to work the gluteus mini

she said, "i need to lift the butt. i need to make the butt rounder and fuller." approached by a supermodel and say, "i want to work the butt, but not bulk the legs." and it really challenged me to figure out how to work the butt and not get the legs bulky. so i put out this combination of ballet, capoeira, afro brazilian to make a really fun workout very effective. >> i could see results right away. you know, if i work out with him for a week, i don't have to work out with anybody else for a year. >> announcer: and today, brazil butt lift is the hottest workout in new york city's elite heal clubs. it's been featured in every major magazine, and its five-star rating have made it a social-media phenomenon on facebook, twitter, and youtube. >> i definitely wanted to lift my butt, to trim and tone the inner thighs, the saddlebags. within the first week of brazil butt lift, i lost almost five pounds. this workout really took my body to the next level. seeing the "before" picture of my butt and then the "after," it's kind of shocking. i can't believe it. my butt has be

inject it into your actual butt. listen to me. and then you get your doctor to remove all the fat on your upper thighs so all of a sudden what you have is poked out anyway and

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worse than a butt boy with a bad name. remy, these videos were not paid for in a bad name, and they did it for free. isn't that wonderful? it is like edgy comedians working for the man. >> that's the only good thing about these videos and advertisements. the money spent in creating them and trying to get people to support obamacare or the aca or whatever it is they are calling it these days should be -- would be better spent improving it. you don't have to rebrand or market yourself in a different way if your product is siling. selling. if it is any good you don't have to change it. how about change it and stop persuading us to like it. aca, and nobody knows what aca is.

>> and butt dialing with the phones if you do not hang them up >> kirk: sometimes the butt wants to dially. >> kirk: wants to get the word out sometimes >> and it's even times when she is talking about she got to call me back or something like that >> what do you hear when the butt calls? >> laughing and guys noob maybe she works in a funny place >> it's nursing home. how can that be funny >> kirk: it is a nursing home? >> yes, >> kirk: i know funnyld people >> ain't nothing funny there it smell like ointment. >> kirk: maybe it's old comedians living the. lien, equity says his girlfriends cheated on him so maybe he is the problem. mar equity is here to put his suspicions to rest with the test. les bring out eest's fiancee. nice to see you. so any truth tohat i going on at work? >> no, that is a straight lie. he know tha i never cheat on him and he know i've been faithful and all histher girlfriends that been with him chted on him so he thinks i am in that category >> kirk: but your butt has been calling and hears things that ar suspicious? >> i cannot help it that i sit on my phone and m

inject it into your actual butt. listen to me. and then you get your doctor to remove all the fat on your upper thighs so all of a sudden what you have is poked out anyway and he's going to put all the extra right here. girls, come on, now, let me show you ziggy. you look at before and look at after. okay. and that's not even that good before picture because she's really built -- no offense. no offense. no offense -- but [ cheers and applause ] >> what i love about suzanne, she's confident, in whatever she's going. >> that's right! [ applause ] >> wendy: oh, that's a lot of wiping. anyway. but back to kim. kim, happy 33rd birthday and you keep doing what you do because this is what we know her for and that's that. now, kim's man kanye on the other hand is causing controversy of his own. well, now you see, he kicks off his yeezus tour on saturday, which is a stupid name -- yeezus. reportedly it started two hours late. i know. even for a superstar you don't want to wait like that. you hired a babysitter you got to get

you get to see the country or sit on your butt all day. let's see it.rybody else says see the country. for $300 with 62% of the vote, you get to see the country. so joseph and jill have $600 a piece, carrie in second place. the final question of this round is worth $400. more importantly, this is an elimination question. so the

>> how about a butt? their butt. steve: their butt. pass or play? >> we're gonna play, steve. steve: they're gonna play. you kind of got it--you kind of got that backwards. yeah, see, we-- oh, you're slow. [laughter] hey, tori, good to see you again today. >> you, too, uncle steve. steve: good. ok, tori, let's go. name something that most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> how about facial hair? steve: facial hair. >> great! steve: hey, deanna, how you doing, darling? >> i'm awesome. how are you? steve: you're the 15-year-old ballerina? >> yes, sir. steve: and you play pretty well, too. >> yeah, i like to think so. steve: well, you do. for a 15 year old, you play great. >> yeah, i watch it all the time. steve: hey. ok, deanna, let's go. name something most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> i'm gonna say chest hair. steve: chest hair. chest hair. jason, my man, name somethg that most people consider attractive on a man but not on a woman. >> how about a bald head? steve: a bald head, yeah. yeah! the queen, miss kim, what do you d

and that her butt refuses to quit! well, i tried.go later. i thought you had to pee. hey, if you're into yoga, i take a great bikram class in dickson city. oh, thanks, i should check that out. also, and no pressure, the teacher, he's a catch. actually, i'm a lesbian. i'm gay. i'm not a lesbian. i don't know why i said that. stupid joke. what's the joke? there is no joke. i just said it because i haven't had much luck lately, and i'm not really looking to date. so...maybe i should switch to women. oh, you think it's a choice? um, i'm gonna head back to my work area and just-- i'm messing with you, holly. [chuckling] i knew that. okay, bye. okay. so you have the directions? yeah. you have a toothbrush? yes. you have a cell phone charger? i have everything. (pam) tomorrow i start a three-month design program at the pratt institute in new york. i will be a little fish the big apple. what up, 212? fax this for me. come on, man. she goes to new york in, like, ten minutes. it's not gonna take her ten minutes to fax it, jim. if i don't see y

apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with the snacks ♪ ♪ and shove those pennies up your buttf ♪ ♪ put the apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with snacks ♪ ♪ and shove those pennies up your butt ♪ everybody! ♪ save the toothbrush for yourself ♪ ♪ put the apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with the snacks ♪ ♪ and you can shove me up your butt ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautifully done. thank you, kids. point well taken. we need to take a break. we will be right back. we have a new edition of lie witness news, and it is a good one. (man on tv) touchdown! daddy, daddy, it's time for my princess show. fear of missing out on football can strike at any moment. download nfl mobile and get every touchdown on sunday afternoons with nfl redzone from verizon. more is better. that's why we designed the all-new nissan versa note, with more technology, to get you into, and out of, tight spots. and more space so that you always have your favorite stuff. and, just for good measure, an incredibly efficient 40 mpg highway. so that when you're doing more, you're

>> a cheek or butt. >> a cheek or a butt. >> let's see if a butt is on th board.ily feud home game for hours of home feuding fun. >> congratulations to the pritchetts and the inlaws. thank you so much. he's going for the game. korn will be performing so stick around. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> bucket connoisseurs everywhere agree that this is not your average bucket. we asked some talented people outside of our theater to test it out for us. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> all right. thanks. now let's do this. don't be shy. come on. hey guys, i got it. >> share your photos of the orange bucket in action with the hash tag, let's do this. so, um, do you want to come up for a coffee? yeah. 'kay... uh... good. so... so, uh... you make yourself at home and i'll be... yeah. right back. sure. (gasp) oh, i th... i thought we were... (deep inhale) (coffee grinder whirring) ooh... with authentic, expertly crafted roasts and legendary brews, eight o'clock is the coffee for those who put coffee first. this is nice. >> jimmy: i want to thank the cast of mod

we get it, you have a big butt. do something substantial other than eat. >> it's an abnormally big butt, dana, and she has such a small waist. this is why people are amazed by it. look, she does look good after the baby, you got to give her that. >> i think this is what this all about. everybody else was getting attention like kate middleton for having lost all the baby weight immediately and she had it so now she has to show everybody that she has her body back. >> her booty back. >> she -- go ahead, eric, you want to say something? >> i would loved to have something said if we had the picture. it's really that stunning. go online and check out what's going on there. how do you buy jeans for a butt like that? >> first of all, that butt is made from cow fat or fat from her own body. all that's plastic surgery. >> is it? >> what she needs is plastic surgery on her brain because brains don't matter clearly to this woman. i think she's ugly it, i don't know why -- even i wouldn't sleep with that woman. >> that was low.

>> a cheek or butt. >> a cheek or a butt. >> let's see if a butt is on the board.ily feud home game for hours of home feuding fun. >> congratulations to the pritchetts and the inlaws. thank you so much. he's going for the game. korn will be performing so stick around. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony. >> bucket connoisseurs everywhere agree that this is not your average bucket. we asked some talented people outside of our theater to test it out for us. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> all right. thanks. now let's do this. don't be shy. come on. hey guys, i got it. >> share your photos of the orange bucket in action with the hash tag, let's do this. >> jimmy: i want to thank the cast of modern family and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night elton john and emily vancamp will be here. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album, "the paradigm shift," comes out tomorrow. here with the song, "never never," korn. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna have to try though i lie it never flies ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna have to die bu

argentinean model solange magnano wants a bigger butt. >> why would a woman want a bigger butt? >> there are men out there who like big butts. we are a culture that wants to feel attractive. and if that's what makes us feel more attractive, then they want a bigger butt. >> the beauty queen goes in for the operation and then dies five days later. here's where some experts think the surgery goes wrong. whatever doctors inject into her butt to make it bigger, fat, silicone, or something else, a piece of it breaks off, tears through the bloodstream, then lodges in her lungs. without blood flow to her lungs, solange struggles to breathe. it's called a pulmonary embolism. death is a crazy price to pay for beauty. so make sure your surgeon is certified by the american board of plastic surgery. at number 20, dosage disasters. movie star dennis quaid's twins, thomas and zoe, develop an infection a few days after they're born. the quaids take the babies to the hospital for a course of antibiotics. a blood thinner called heparin is used to prepare their ivs. >> when you have an iv, there's

she also wiggled her butt, twerking style.here's big reaction to miley's outfit on family friendly morning tv. another tweet wondered, can you get her shorts any shorter? om g, she said for an hour.

clip 211801 @ 46:01 i am a giant pain in the butt with doctors." until he allowed himself to becom an experiment of sorts... at the "national institute of health" in maryland. clip 211801 @ 49:42 "they flood the blood with stem cells." recent research has discovered a new level of blank cells - known as stem cells - in the human body. they are taken out of our bone marrow... and put back into the diseased ares of the body to regrow and replace the tainted cells. clip 211801 @ 52:12 it's crazy that they can manipulate the body and go hey, this part of your body is bad, let's fix it. adult stem cell treatment is showing promise in treating spinal cord injuries, heart problems, diabetes, lupus, parkinsons and multiple sclerosis. but the process isn't perfect yet... and recovery is still very slow. clip 211801 @ 53:58 the body hasn't worked for years and years and years and you can't just wake up and go step... you're going to fall on your fe. 54:04 for shawn... his stem cell treatment was six years ago. today... he's now walking up to a half mile on t

because this guy is rubbing his butt all over the pole there. wash your hands. >> this video is part grace and part beast versus beast. >> miniature size. >> that is a wasp and that is a spider. the what is is caught in the spider's web. >> that's gigantic. the spider is like putting handcuffs on him. >> spiders are incredibly strong. am some point you see the wasp. >> oh! >> according to the guy who booked the video, the little guy one. >> on the hunt for a place to open a bar. >> i just threw up in my mouth a little. >> hear what discovery's show is opening up. >> there are bars everywhere. and once he pops, he packs. >> but as he gets some in his mouth, he kind of just stage not chewing for a long time. >> see how many pringles dude gets down in one big bite. is this a tailgate party or what? heartburn. aw, come on. >>> closed captioning provided by -- >> is this a tailgate party or what? and outdoor symptoms. only allegra is fast and non-drowsy. stop suffering. start living. >>> there's a new reality tv show on discovery channel called bar h

apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with the snacks ♪ ♪ and shove those pennies up your buttf ♪ ♪ put the apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with snacks ♪ ♪ and shove those pennies up your butt ♪ everybody! ♪ save the toothbrush for yourself ♪ ♪ put the apples back on the shelf ♪ ♪ don't even bother with the snacks ♪ ♪ and you can shove me up your butt ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautifully done. thank you, kids. point well taken. we need to take a break. we will be right back. we have a new edition of lie witness news, and it is a good one. daddy, daddy, it's time for my princess show. fear of missing out on football can strike at any moment. download nfl mobile and get every touchdown on sunday afternoons with nfl redzone from verizon. more is better. that's why we designed the all-new nissan versa note, with more technology, to get you into, and out of, tight spots. and more space so that you always have your favorite stuff. and, just for good measure, an incredibly efficient 40 mpg highway. so that when you're doing more, you're spending less. the all

you know what makes your butt look smaller? a husband.since we talked about him in the shoe department? i know, i know. i just... here, try this on. yecch. oh, come on. it'll look great with that scarf you bought. and maybe some of those new platform sneakers. i'm not n anymore. what are you talking about? you're fun. we're having fun. we had wine at lunch. ok. another color maybe? [crying] what? what is it? i'm a boring housewife. what? i'a big oldboring house, and that's whyray isn'td about going to vermont. i should just cancelthe. come on,you're not boring. you're going to havean amazing,. with your husband. look. donna karan. what was i thinking? ray's onlygoing to t for the ice cream. that touronly lasts, and thenit's just m. these pricesare outrageous. mom, what's all this? well, i'm baby-sittingfor you remember?'re onyour getaway. oh, ok, but we don'tlea. so....leaveuntil tomorr. hey. whew. here's the bagthat i bo. yeah. what'? what'd youk? some meat. so, i see ma'slaid in s. well, you're welcometo come over for dinnertomorrow nig

that frog has a nerd on its butt. ( laughter ) ( shoes sloshing ) bart, you are the meanest, nastiestlittle boy that ever lived. hey, there's a dog in the next car lookin' at me. hey, dog. you don't even care how upset i am! but this time, you have gone too far. what are you gonna do, tell mom and dad? they're powerless figureheads. you'll see. oh, you will see. ( birds singing ) good morning, world. eat my shorts. wiggum: there'll be no shorts eaten today, young man. bart simpson, this is a restraining order. from now on, you must stay at least 20 feet away from your sister. restraining order? bull spit. no piece of paper keeps me from whaling on my sister. ( kissing sound ) so, you see what happens when you don't obey your restraining order? yes, chief wiggum. and snake, do you see what happens when you kidnap the president? oh, yes, chief wiggum. and lou, do you see what happens when my coffee comes back cold? chief, you ordered an ice coffee. no, i said a nice coffee. nice. ( grunts ) lisa, you took out a restraining order against your own brother? yes. the clerk also gave me this

>> they are kind of butt to butt there alabama and mississippi that is true. glad you said it. >> for all of our attempts to stereotype southerners for stereotyping gay people they showed us they won't be beput into a box unless that's what they i i [cheers and applause] >> jon: quoal back. my guest -- welcome back. my guest tonight congresswoman from florida. her book is called "call to the next generation, a wake up to solving our nation's problems." pleads welcome debbie wasserman schultz. nice to see you. >> you, too. >> jon: how are you? >> hanging in there. >> jon: how is things going busy? >> a little intense. a couple things going on. >> jon: the book is called "for the next generation." which clearly says to me you have given up on our generation. our generation has so disappointed you you thought well forget them you guys take care of it. [ laughter ] >> gotta at least try toll focus on the future. if we can't salvage this. >> yes. >> jon: you are a proponent of government's role obviously in helping to improve people's lives, safety net. i believe i

>> and he's got like a tin butt to boot. >> yes, the little dimple. >> as they say, it would make tommyy shake. >> that's >>> hi, everyone. i'm beth troutman. if you want great videos, we got 'em "right this minute." >> let's go! >> going viral. a guy in a wheelchair eggs on a street fight but then -- >> the guy gets off his chair. >> see why that's when the real butt kicking begins. >> this may look like -- >> the wind blowing some trees in the river. >> why you'll be blown away wh

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the average person will sit on their butt and do nothing with their life. out these people who decided to stop being average. >> we took several other real estate courses, but weren't able to make any money. we took armando's live event, and since then, within a week we bought two houses, we're gonna make $70,000 profit and we'll make $700 cash flow a month without our money or any credit. it was a great program, i would recommend it to everybody. before using our armando's techniques we were trying to flip for close to aing year and was unsuccessful and in that i wasccessful unemployed and unfortunately we lost our home and forced myself, my wife and my kids to movemy back into my in-laws. and after using armando's techniques we've now acquired five properties in a matter of 2 months. my situation is similar to marks i was actually in the same situation we lost our home as well and my wife is pregnant, i have a one year son and i remember being next to her when she was actually giving birth.was actually and in labor. and that completely changed my life and

. >>> plus voter law will kick in the butt.hen he said we're not going to help lazy black people who want the government to give them everything. >>> also one more from the tinfoil hat crowd. remember the moment this week when a woman fainted at a white house event? wingers on the right believe the whole incident was staged for president obama's benefit. she's acting, they say. >>> finally, let me finish tonight with the joy of traveling around the country meeting you folks. this is "hardball," the place for politics. wo big goals: help the gulf recover and learn from what happened so we could be a better, safer energy company. i can tell you - safety is at the heart of everything we do. we've added cutting-edge technology, like a new deepwater well cap and a state-of-the-art monitoring center, where experts watch over all drilling activity twenty-four-seven. and we're sharing what we've learned, so we can all produce energy more safely. our commitment has never been stronger. >>> we know john mccain's become something of a par

and then giving those names to other people whose butts i kick. what's your name? derek.erek now! (phone beeps) (phone chimes) oh! (chuckles) (phone beeps) (phone chimes) (phone chimes) (phone beeps) (phone chimes) okay, glenn, time to reel her in. (phone beeps) (phone chimes) oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god! ah, it's too much, too much. (phone beeps) i love stars! (knocking) oh, hey, mr. g. how's it going? quagmire, what are you doing here? hi, glenn. bye, you guys. me and glenn are going out. what?! like hell you are! don't worry, dad! i'll take care of him! stay away from my sis! okay, you two have fun on your date. what?! drive carefully. we'll see you later. lois, are you out of your mind?! we can't let quagmire take meg out on a date! that guy'll bang anything. hey, lois, i'm starving. what's for dinner? i made meatloaf. it's in the fridge. hey, peter, do you mind? but i have to get dinner. go out! peter, nothing's gonna happen. don't you see? she's only doing this to get a rise out of us. if we fight her on it, she'll only push further. well, she may

and we're going to come around, rotating the hips, moving the gluts, working all three butt muscles.the heels. that's exciting. imagine yourself in the beach in brazil. >> brazil. >> not wearing spanx. >> looking great. i like the heels too. >> they're bicycle shorts. >> what is working? >> we're working all three -- let's do it together. >> doesn't matter. >> all three butt muscles, activating the biggest muscle in your body, raising the natural endorphins, libido level will come up. you'll feel excited. you'll carry this into -- >> into where? >> the bedroom. >> let's do our latin lunges. we're going to come right forward and i want the hip thrust. there you go. beautiful. nice and sexy. throw the hip forward for me. i'm going to do it with you. in heels, still works. squeeze the glute. you're just rocking away. imagine this is what we do every day in copacabana at the beach. ♪ tall and tan >> give him a hug. >> it's over. >> good-bye. >>> next week we celebrate the 15th anniversary of debra messing and eric mccormack. >>> and performances by gavin degraw and scotty mccreery. >> go

there was a chick butt naked. all you saw on top of him was a flashlight of the police officergo from boob to boob to boob. they were like this doesn't look like a seizure. i said after he sees all of us, he's ability to have a seizure. >> you know she's a twin. there's two of her and they look exactly alike. what's your sister's name? >> sidra. she's amazing. se punked tyler perry. >> i can't tell which one is you. >> i'm to the right, she's to the left. >> you have in the yellow shirt? tyler perry thinks he knows everything. i had my sister come to the set and put on the wig and angela outfit and had her show up on the set in rehearsal acting as if he was me. tylererry was like what you got action. she started acting and it was a horrible thing. thank god she's not an actresac. >> doe oprah ever pop? >> she skyped in. she popped up to our, we had our media day and she popped up. shocked everybody. >> this is in atlanta? >> no, the media day was in beverly hills. she surprised everybody. look at her. oh my gosh.

ism when you don't get a pay cheque butt you work your butt off, you question your value. at a job you can do nothing all day, show up and you still get a pay check. >> the labour market is changing with companies relying on free learns to cut costs, a shift the labor department doesn't reliably measure. >> the last time a government agency released numbers on free land contractors, with compliance with one-third of the workforce, but the ranks are growing. freelance workers could account for half the workforce within 15 years. one reason - firms are using information technology to do short-term projects. fuelling a rise in temporary hires. benefits make up a third of staff compensation, employeeing freelancers makes sense. >> the calculus is finding lower cost savings. it makes a great deal of sense. from a freelancers' stand point it's appealing because you have flexibility. >> lena chose to go solo. many of her fellow contract lawyers prefer the stability that comes with a full-time position. >> since the doup turn there has been a lot more lawyers that find jobs, that

i mean, what's the point in praying to god if you're just going to wipe your butt with his answers?od answer your prayers. please let your son get help. well, i guess through the lord's will, anything is possible. all right, lois. scotty can have his treatment. oh, thank you! thank you, and god bless you both! hey, everybody! we're all gonna get laid! (wild cheering) tv announcer: we now return to dracula in san francisco. ooh. well, that's why we have the lab. well, i just got off the phone with hope, and it sounds like scotty's gonna make a full recovery. you hear that, stewie? looks like your little friend's gonna be okay. eh, i don't care about him. i've got a new friend who's got leprosy. (chuckles) see, he's funny. peter, are you actually reading that christian science book? yeah, you know, i figured i'd give it a shot. i mean, wouldn't it be cool if you could pray really hard for something, and it actually happened? i am so happy for me. i deserve this. when do you think the queen's gonna die? brian: closed captioning for family guy is brought to you in part what's that? kfc

[ laughter ] and then i'll touch your butt, and you can touch my butt. and we'll get ice cream.and applause ] >> jimmy: is that actually from "50 shades of grey"? >> no, no. that is my from my fan fiction. "50 shades of kamal grey." available exclusively by e-mail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exclusively by e-mail. thank you so much, guys. the roots, everybody. [ cheers ] good luck. best of luck. here is some news out of china. the chinese government just passed a new law that requires 30% of their tv shows to be educational. as opposed to america, where 30% of tv shows are required to be hosted by ryan seacrest. [ applause ] "i'm ryan seacrest and this is 'late night with jimmy fallon.'" our pal bethenny frankel on her talk show this week was talking about relationships, and a man in the audience actually proposed to his girlfriend on the air. and up on stage, they had a so-called relationship expert. and his reaction to the proposal was kind of weird. check it out. >> so i lied to you about something. we're not here to talk about your business. [ cheers ] >> oh, my god. >> say no.

me in the middle of the stage butt naked. slather myself with margarine and call myself bill schulz is marginal liesed. i let them lick it up. >> and then set you on fire? >> not that part. >> or otherwise known as tuesday. >> but i won't get paid for it. >> i will try to do this story now. why did they erase her smiling face. the obamacare cover girl is missing and the white house refuses to say what they did with her. what are they hiding? yes it is day who cares of -- >> obama-apocalypso care gate. >> it was a mystery woman greeting visitors to health care .gov. she became the face of futility and nicknamed glitch girl. on sunday she was replaced by icons showing four ways people can learn about obamacare. one of them outlines a new way to enroll. according to the white house after you log-in you write the name of the insurance plan you want on your computer screen and then you commit suicide. where is obamacare cover girl right now? "red eye" tracked her down in her internet which is now her prison. >> never been happier.

clip 211801 @ 46:01 i am a giant pain in the butt with doctors." until he allowed himself to become an experiment of sorts... at the "ntional intitute health" in maryland. clip 211801 @ 49:42 "they flood the blood with stem cells." recent research has discovered a new level of blank cells - known as stem cells - in the human dy. they are taken out of our bone marrow... and put back into the diseased areas of the body to regrow and replace the tainted cells. clip 211801 @ 52:12 t's crazy tha they can manipulate the body and go hey, this part of your body is bad, let's fix it. adult stem cell treatment is showing promise in treating spinal cord injuries, heart problems, diabetes, lupus, parkinsons and multiple sclerosis. but the process isn't perfect yet... and recovery is still very slow. clip 211801 @ 53:58 the body hasn't worked for years and years and years and you can't just wake up and go step... you're going to fall on your face. 54:04 for shawn... his stem cell treatment was six years ago. today... he's now walking up to a half mile on the tr

henri paul royer's view from the butte gave a human face to montmartre's grinding poverty.n casas noted the ramshackle poverty of back streets lying in the imposing shadow of the church of sacre-coeur. built with government financial assistance as penance for the sins of a defeated nation, sacre-coeur was also a call to arms for the moral regeneration of a france led by church and state. it was very quickly interpreted by montmartre's media, especially the radical media, as an imposition of the third republic's power on montmartre. and that served as the focus to all the anti-militarists, anti-clericalists and anti-capitalists, who transformed it into a symbol of oppression by the establishment-- an attempt to dominate the anti-establishment elements of montmartre. (narrator) in an attempt to defuse the situation, the government loosened the restrictions imposed on the popular press after the suppression of the commune. in 1881, for the first time, you could publish journals with illustrations that did not have to be checked by the censor every day. simultaneously with this

, by the way. >> including your butt, which is way down there. >> and they're saying, i've been wearings bra for years, it's always worked for me. like, yeah, you've been wearing it for years. >> my mom wants you to know that she's a big fan, but she's also questioning how come designers don't design for women of age. you know, day don't want to show the decolletage, they don't want to show their sagging jawline, they don't want to show their underarms that are flopping in the wind, and certainly the knees are an issue. >> yeah, the knees. shoulders are always good, though, shoulders last forever. shoulders always stay very young. it's important for women to realize, it's not just designers, all you'll see this season is a motorcycle jacket. you could want a different kind of jacket, but you're only going to find a motorcycle jacket this season, because that's what all the designers are going to do. sometimes you have to realize, you're not always going to find what you think you're going to find in a store. so when you find something you like, i say buy it in every color, buy a couple

bench for seventeen seasons i have a subliminal message once we help you get off your butt and help yourself plus we'll talk politics gun control and much more how to take a test to give up at a kill what you can call and buy a lethal weapon including an asylum flight with nothing more than your driver's license judge judy is next on larry king now. judy sheindlin is an old friend she's not old just the relationship is old she's the presiding judge on judge judy gearing up for its seventeenth season on september tenth the number one syndicated show on television so happy for her and i welcome her to larry king thank you have a life full of me to be sitting opposite you again we've been through a lot together over the over the many years in a little while i want to talk about the horrific news out of colorado but first some other things are you do you look at you are you surprised at your own success every day every day but you know after awhile when you feel good it's like having it's like having a bad back ache you know it feels bad every day but once it goes away goes away you hardly think

. >>> butte, montana, 1989.hes police officers are negotiating with a man who has rigged his car with explosives. suddenly, the vehicle explodes. >> i just couldn't believe what had happened, and my concern was now for my fellow officers. i believed that they were dead. >> sergeant dan hollis rushes to help one of the fallen officers when the bomber, terry rosland, emerges from the burning vehicle. >> i couldn't believe my eyes. terry was out of the vehicle. terry was actually on fire. >> the mayhem begins hours earlier after rosland robs a drugstore for valium. sheriff bob butoravich quickly learns of the incident. >> he showed them an attache case and told them he had a bomb inside of it and if he didn't get the valium, he would detonate. and the pharmacist did the right thing and he gave him the valium. >> minutes later, local police are on the suspect's tail and soon he's cornered in downtown butte. >> we tried to get him to move out of the residential and business area in the event that he did detonate and

what a big butt i always have. [ light laughter ] great job on "snl" again.ecause, for me, there's always people talking obviously about -- no, no one talks about what i do? >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> no one cares. >> jimmy: no one. >> what's great is i can just go under the radar, and i can do whatever i want, and no one cares. >> jimmy: you can just blend on in, yeah. >> but, it was fun for me because everyone always has something to say. and i think, at the end, people forget that what i love to do is -- i grew up performing. very much -- my show was a lot like "snl" in kind of the way that we never knew what was going to be thrown at us. so i feel like that was a good time for me to kind of show people that i don't just twerk and lick stuff. i actually sing, and i can act a little bit, too. >> jimmy: you're great at those things as well. i mean, not to knock to that. >> i'm multi-talented. >> jimmy: they're on top on the resume. but, that's the thing, like -- i mean, how old were you when you started? >> i started auditioning when i was 11, and they told me

suddenly grew a butt? >> sometimes a baby can make you fine. that's true. that's the thing. it's a real thing i learned at university. -- apbtsdz policy. baby intelligence comes from the mother.he look it up the smaller the hips and the bigger the butt that's intelligence comes from. it's a proven theory. threesoes say that omega tal brain. to feet assnd ave hips and we're still not coming up and y'all are keeping us down on me you are it definition of the man. >> no i'm not. look up the man in the inencyclopedia it's you with out like, yeah. wow. >> hey, y'all, tmz casting couch. "50 shades of grey" movie. unnumber out who is in? yeah, patrick tkepl city, the kid from can't buy me love all grown up. we told you play that doctor, doesn't matter. >> any truth to the rumor you'll over for "50 shades of grey"? inner godnesst my going >> he knows about because that's the whoepl thing in the book what is the inner go god december. >> if you want it tighter you he's saying >> your inner goddess will let stick my entire [bleep] into your entire body. >> what did i just -- this [ble