maybe you did butt dial him. >> not the butt cheek. the other cheek. >> got you. all right let's talk about visibility issues this morning because we have it out there. we have some patchy fog to talk about only six miles reduced visibility now in baltimore. five in easton. and we are going to finally burn that off as we go through the day but czech it out in laurel. lots of clouds still hovering and a few peeks of sunshine out there but we see much more sunshine in manchester this morning and that's going to be the scenario basically for a lot of people for today. it's going to be a nice day on tap for us. now we look at dundalk more of the same a little bit of patchy fog. you're beginning now to start to burn the fog off and we're seeing more of the key bridge. but check out what we have throughout today, tomorrow and the next day. plenty of sunshine in the forecast for us and get out there and enjoy it. i know you will. you have been waiting for the sunshine and we are going to see et. now the hour by hour forecast, brings in windy conditions for today. tempera

booties -- >> big butts. >> it's time for the booty report, and who is measuring up.his woman is the example, and >> sometimes here we like to off up life listens, advice for america. here is one, don't take your friend's boat out with your buddies celebrating cinco d dde de mayo. don't try to pop water wheelies. i think their friend explainst -- oh, you're [ bleep ] -- >> another life listen, if your boat sinks, save your mixed drink so you're less depressed later on. >> what do people do on cinco de mayo. >> jlo and kim kardashian have one thing in common -- >> booties. >> they do have big old booties. >> you forgot nicky minaj. >> this is nicki, known as watermelon woman, because she has the biggest booty in brazil. >> what is going on. >> it's like a buffing machine on her butt. >> she is getting her booty treated for cellulite. >> it is that big, it is 46 inches around. >> do you have a tape measure. >> nick, you have been out bootied. look at this. >> there's a lot of room there for sure. >> so nick is more like a 38. he has 38 inches. >> so she has ten inches -

booties -- >> big butts. >> it's time for the booty report, and who is measuring up.his woman is the example, a de mayo. >> jlo and kim kardashian have one thing in common -- >> booties. >> they do have big old booties. >> you forgot nicky minaj. >> this is nicki, known as watermelon woman, because she has the biggest booty in brazil. >> what is going on. >> it's like a buffing machine on her butt. >> she is getting her booty treated for cellulite. >> it is that big, it is 46 inches around. >> do you have a tape measure. >> nick, you have been out bootied. look at this. >> there's a lot of room there for sure. >> so nick is more like a 38. he has 38 inches. >> so she has ten inches -- >> are you clenching? >> no, i'm normal. >> that is the meatiest part, and steven, you are 35. i think if we took this and measured all of the women in brazil, we would find bigger ones, but she's making a career out of her butt. >> that was my second choice, make a career out of my butt, or talk about internet videos. >> okay, some of you may have noticed something a little strange abou

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supposed to be an accident i think our butts are growing exponentially they are calling 911 to report the emergency situation. help, she is eating again, this can't keep going on! butt dialing is not to be confused with booty call, that is an entirely different situation. 911 being flooded with booty calls would be a real problem. >> i'm glad you clarified the difference. bill, thank you very much. always nice to see you even this early in the morning. >> i love it, thank you so much. >> have a great day. >>> have you ever wondered what it would be like to step foot on the moon? what about dance and maybe sing a little bit on the moon? i spoke to the last man in history who had the dhoochance o that and got his thoughts on nasa's future plans. you ready? we wanna be our brother's keeper. what's number two we wanna do? bring it up to 90 decatherms. how bout ya, joe? let's go ahead and bring it online. attention on site, attention on site. now starting unit nine. some of the world's cleanest gas turbines are now powering some of america's biggest cities. siemens. answers. [ music plays,

not handling crime but rather a problem known as butt dialing.etails when we come back in a bit. >>> prosecutors have indicated that they will wrap up their case against john edwards today without calling the former presidential mistress to the stand. now it is unclear right now if the defense will call rielle hunter to the stand. that begins on friday. >>> president barack obama's heading out west today for three campaign fund raisers. one of them includes dinner with george clooney in l. a.. the fundraiser is going to be expected to raise around $15 million. >>> vice president joe biden is meeting with students at the white house today to talk about student loans. the bill is to keep the rates from doubling. it's still being debated in the senate. the road show begins for facebook today to pitch its ipo to investors. that's basically initial profit offering. now ceo mark zuckerberg is expected to be involved in this. he met with a group of about 400 investors earlier this week in manhattan. the i po offered on may 19th. >>> and butt dialing 911

>> you can't get a peanut out of a francois monkey's butt with tweezers.o small for laxative so he had no choice but to extract the with a tongue. after washing his bottom with warm water, because not doing so would be disgusting -- [ laughter ] >> he spent an hour polishing the monkey's booper for an hour before the peanut popped out. [ applause ] >> most of my mail yesterday was people mocking me for my mispronunciation. >> the san diego jew. >> kevin in chicago writes. steph and the mooks, i absolutely love the san diego jew. all right. shut up kevin. [ applause ] >> you try talking for three hours this drunk. >> i'm looking at a francis leaf monkey they are very cute. >> oh. >> ♪ baby monkey ♪ >> oh ick. good morning, will. >> you now you are in trouble when you wake up with your monkey sticking peanuts in our butt. i love the story about you and your fish exploits. >> you stinking up the floor with your fish. anyway. the newt gingrich -- >> what have you heard. >> all right. go ahead. >> too much coffee. >> anyhow, yeah. newt gingrich is dropping out

nearly 40% of new york's 911 calls are butt dialed. which begs the question, who is a facting-- attacking fork's butts. this is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) that's quite lovely. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. folks, you know, thank you. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you for that. you know what that prove os, you know what you just proved, that we do shower the people we love with love. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, please, have a seat, folks. folks this is my last show before mother's day and i want to give a shout out to america's moms. especially mine. so happy mother's day, mom. when it comes to gifts, you always say it's the thought that counts. so-- (laughter) there you go. i played that all by myself. now nation, i don't know about you but i am still reeling from president obama's announcement yeste

no, no, it does not make your butt look fat. (laughter) there's just mover you to squeeze. but now handgun hab dashers -- haberdashers are taking it to a new level. recently the clouthier woolrich has come out with clothesing with concealed pockets. the best part is no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. they're the most fashionable way to get access to your piece. >> our goal here was to make this pant look entirely 100% nontactical. the outside pocket is a normal functioning pocket however its hidden invisible zipper at the side seem which they cun zin, reach in and pull the weapon from concealment. >> stephen: just don't get the pockets confused or you could try to stop a criminal with half a granola bar and home depot receipt. and not to mention these pants have a comfort waste. which allows you to waste people in kferment and it's not just woolrich. even workoutwear maker under armor is introducing clothesing designed to hide guns and i'm thrilled. because it's really been uncomfortable jogging with a handgun duck taped to my--

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nearly 40% of the 911 calls are what they're calling butt dials. the back pocket and dialing 911 somehow by accident? >> yes, yes. it's a crisis. well, it's supposed to be an accident. i actually think our butts are growing so exponentially that they're calling 911 to report the emergency situation. help, she's eating again, help us. by the way, butt calling is not to be the same as booty calls. 911 being inundated with 4 million booty calls, that would be bad. >> check it out. my newsroom blog is now p for you to see. so go and see it go. to cnn.com/randi for stories and guests that you may have missed or you just want to see again. and, of course, you can continue to tweet me as wel well @randykayecnn. >>> the fortune 500 companies are out. today we're looking at two are making it a sister act. >> reporter: two of the most powerful women in business are keeping it all in the family on the fortune 500 list. front tier communications ceo maggie will der rotter and campbell soup's ceo den niece morrison are sisters. 13 months apart. they are the eld

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we're not sure who's butt it really is. >> steve: you don't know who's butt that is? >> jimmy: no.pringsteen, justin timberlake, big and rich, dave matthews, eddie vedder, paul mccartney. >> steve: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're all on the record. it's just a dude hanging out. >> steve: just a dude mellowing out. >> jimmy: he's just mellowed out. he's got his glass of vino. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: he's about to put on a cd, listen to his 5.1 stereo surround sound. >> steve: right. with accu track. >> jimmy: with -- what's that? >> steve: accu track. >> jimmy: he's got accu track forecast. and he's on his -- rug. and he's got his electronic fireplace in the background. >> steve: and he turned it on with one hand. >> jimmy: he clicked it on with his remote. tv starts playing. ♪ no, fred, fred, no. [ laughter ] tv starts playing. pants get blown off. [ laughter ] that's what happens. poor guy. >> steve: that's 'cause he's listening to the album. he's listening to that album. >> jimmy: it is so good. i told, everybody, paul mccartney is on the darn thing. [ cheers a

your butt is on the move.0% -- 40% of new york's 911 calls fell into the butt-dial category. >> that's terrible. >> some busy butts in the big apple. >> it's dangerous, though. >> i have done it. i apologize. i've done it in the cab ride. sorry. >>> a thrilling accomplishment for a surfer off portugal hanging ten all the way into the record books. >> this is amazing stuff. you're looking at garrett mcnamara riding a ginormous mountain of water. it's the biggest wave surfed ever. it was 78 feet high. that's as tall as a seven-story building. mcnamara's feat was officially certified by "guinness," and he'll be live on "gma" later this morning. >> that takes some nerve. >> that really -- look at the size of that thing. >> i'm nervous just looking at him. >> i've never even seen a wave that size. you know what i mean? i get nervous in the tub. i don't know how this dude pulls it off. congratulations. see you on "gma." >>> here's your thursday forecast, everybody. it will be drying out in the northeast after some m

you've got about five seconds to get out of here, before i beat your ass in front of your ugly, funky-butt children! - yeah! - they called me the "dad ruiner" in high school! - what? - rihanna! - what now? what now? - nice. >> 2012. from comedy central, world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stewart: welcome to the daily show, ladies and gentlemen! >> get ready for tonight, our guest tonight is going to come out. tj as i call him. he and i won't the same school. but not at the same time. many of you may already know this. today is a special day. one year anniversary of the death of osama bin laden, just 12 months ago parents across the country suddenly explained to their children why they just shouted at the tv. >> yeah! oh!, oh, yeah! >> bin laden -- one year later, this ad touting obama's presidential leadership during the race while subtly questioning his opponent's judgment. that ad is -- >> this administration is not above political sizing any issue for person

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nearly 40% of new york's 911 calls are butt dialed.the question, who is a facting-- attacking fork's butts. this is the cole bert report captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) that's quite lovely. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. folks, you know, thank you. welcome to the report. thank you for joining us. thank you for that. you know what that prove os, you know what you just proved, that we do shower the people we love with love. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, please, have a seat, folks. folks this is my last show before mother's day and i

and this guy mcnamee the trainer for the reanks says he injected clemens in the butt with the steroidsd guilfoyle, you say you believe in it or no? >> look, i mean do i think that clemens is probably guilty based on the evidence, the testimony that we have received thus far in this trial in the proceeding and in the prior. >> bill: right, trial. >> yes, do i think that clemens is, in fact, going to be convicted in this matter? no. >> bill: okay. so you think he is guilty but won't be convicted why? >> based on a lack of credibility of the witnesses, in particular, the trainer, strength change mcnamee. >> this guy said he injected clemens in the butt, why? >> is he on cross-examination. i don't think he comes off as a credible witness. >> bill: you think he is a liar. put himself through this to get clemens. >> i don't think he is lying. i don't think he has a specific grudge against him. >> d.n.a. evidence because his wife took him to get that evidence. >> take it from his rear end against clemens. >> bill: i mean, look, anybody who traffics in this world is sleazy. but i'm surprised t

watch the next inside edition. >> jimmy: she's butt lady.he worst member of the avengers later. we got to get her on the show and find out what's new with her butt. details about the scandal involving the secret service scandal and those colombian prostitutes. this morning the "today" show sat down with the woman who claims to be the woman who got into the argument over how much she was supposed to be paid. nbc made a point of saying they did not pay her for the interview. this woman never gets paid. while they were talking about the drinking and having sex, they're running an ad at the bottom of the screen for disney parks. the other happiest place on earth. the prostitute's name is dania suarez. she also should make money off a book deal and this thoughtful gift for her mom. >> this mother's day, give your mom a one of a kind memorable gift that will last a lifetime. now for the first time ever, you can name a colombian hooker after her. the recent secret service scandal has unearthed thousands of unique, exciting colombian hookers availab