see ♪ butt, butt, butt ♪ open up the time capsule ♪ butt, butt, butt ♪ open up the time capsule - frank doing? - ♪ butt, butt, butt i could watch him do that for hours. ♪ open up the time capsule (laughter) what is the time capsule butt-butt? we're about to open this time capsule that we buried ten years ago. - oh. - yeah. (grunts) what'd you put in there? oh, man, we just put a bunch of stuff in here that we thought would be valuable one day, like, uh, let's see, we got a gregg jeffries baseball card. future all-star, future all-star. - it wasn't valuable then. - uh, we got a korn cd. uh, we got a copy of cider house rules on laser disc. don't know why we thought that would be valuable. that's a collector's item. that's gonna be very-- be very careful with that. oh, my god, you guys, this is a letter to my future self.

>> butt shelf. >> was that after "50 shades of grey"?absolutely. >> think how much fun shopping would be if the whole store was labeled like this and it would improve your vocabulary and creativity. >> it wouldn't be as tedious because this store has a sense of humor. i'd buy everything because i'd want a mouth cork. >> you need to rip this off. make a whole list of things he's created. walk into a store and ask if they have any yum circles or butt seats. >> booger blanket. can you guess what that is? >> my guess is clekleenex. >> that gives me an image of covering them up, like laying them to bed. >> well, you are technically laying them to bed in the circular file also known as the trash can. >> that's true. >>> i want you guys to take a look at this remarkable video. this is from a youtube channel called free wheeling. the video called creating the spectacle and it's the first part of a series of videos that led up to a live event. take a look at this. >> wow. >> are there little scuba jets under the wheelchair? is that a water wing o

this guy came by and touched all our butts. [ screaming ] >>> are we alone in the universe?i hope not. >> we got this video from ufo case book. apparently it was shot on august 7th over spain. and, according to reports, there were multiple witnesses. >> all right. i believe that there are aliens out there, okay, but not because of a video like this with zero context. this could be a flashlight that someone is shining on the wall in a dark room. this is nothing. this is nothing. >> what steven said. >> wait a minute, though. if you're talking about something way up in the sky, what's the likelihood you're going to have your awesome, expensive camera handy to capture that moment. >> what she said. >> and if there were multiple witnesses, why aren't there multiple videos from all sorts of different angles where you can see a building or a tree or a person in the video? >> you're zooming in because it's way up in the sky. >> how do you know it's way up in the sky? this could be a street lamp in the parking lot. the ufo is up there, start the video on beth. here's beth, here's th

(butt to) we eed to ppepare possible 2 hurricane." and that preparation has caused a shift in tampa's schedule. the four day convention-- now reduced to three. many key speakers also giving up their chances to speak at the convention -- to focus on storm preparations jindal says: "as long as this storm threatenes the people of louisiana, i'm not going anywhere."bryant says: "it is important for mississippians to taae this storm seriously and prepare now for its potential impact." a state of emergency is in effect for mississippi, louisiana, and alabama. republicans in tampa hope the show will soon go on -- and that before long their message will be heard loud and clear. rubio says: "we're voting on what kind of country we want government we want in our country. and we have 2 very different views." (butt to) and americans get to decide clearer this week."(on cam tag) congressman paul ryan --ets a send off from his home state of wisconsin today - with a farewell party and rally. at this point he's set to address the convention crowd wed

and in between these towers and chaco canyon there are fire signal stations up on top of buttes. every fire signal station is in view of two other signal stations. each of those, four, on and on and on so that a fire would be lit at one spot and everybody would know, you could send messages for hundreds of miles. you could send messages over mountain ranges. there are fire signals all over the four corners, rows and fire signals. i talked to the guy who first discovered these signals and he was just out there mapping archeological sites with a crew in the 70's and he kept coming across these hills that had some kind of -- a little bit of architecture but they couldn't tell what they were. and they decided they are just not going to put them in the reports because they didn't have a name for these until he decided to go up to one and he dug into it and there he found a carved stone bowl with a carved stone lid set into it. and he opened it up and it was full of pieces of turquoise and that's when he looked around and thought, wait a minute, there's something going on around here.

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booty, a man's butt. it was more important -- i'm serious. it was more booty, having son booty was more important than drinking water. i like booty. >> johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially during the 1970s and '80s when he was most active and prison security was more lax. >> when i'd see one and he looks good to me, when i go see him, i say, you come here. i say, i'm going to tell you what. i like you and i want you. and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. so the choice is yours. and it was always yes. >> johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates. they might be asking for trouble from old-timers. >> you know, they got this thing where they sag their pants past their butt. it's a style. they call it some sort of gangster style. you know, it's sexy to us, right? but see, they wasn't prepared for this. right? so you sag your pants in here, man, somebody will be up in your butt, you know. and it's just that simple. >> johnson even let the "lockup" crew know that when he

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guys like big butts. >> they do not. >> i'm speaking from experience. >> doesn't have a big butt. >>is "killer joe." thomas haden church. it's in select theaters now. tell everyone what the movie is about. the basic idea. >> the fundamental idea is, these are trailer park dwellers who will concoct any scheme to get money without actually working for it. and, so, emil he hirsch's character and myself say we're going to kill my wife for insurance money, we don't have the backbone to do it ourselves. so, we hire matthew mcconaughey, who is a dallas police officer, to take care of business for us. >> jimmy: you have an nc-17 rating -- >> it does have that. >> jimmy: it is rare. >> well, you know, look. there's some rough, graphic portrayals of real life. and some people on the ratings board felt like it was a little too honest and too gafic for an r-rating, so. >> jimmy: sometimes that can help, though, because it gets people interested. >> look. it was a very famous play by tr tracy le tz who one a pulitzer prize. it's a well-traveled, new york, london, chicago play and people that are

. >> jimmy: so much that you don't like -- >> now, my mike pack is hitting me in my butt.ance. >> jimmy: you really are. [ laughter ] you're really a diva now. you really changed, yeah. >> yeah. i know. i'm sorry, man. >> jimmy: yeah, mr. big time. >> no, she's great. she's great. >> jimmy: i know she is. >> we had a rough start. and, you know, we both were diva -- divaed out a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i say that with kind of -- >> jimmy: like ego. >> but no, we're cool. and actually now, we're getting along really well, and we've kind of found our stride on the show, all four of us. and we love each other, and it's a love fest, and it's all good. >> jimmy: aww, see, that's good stuff. that's good times. look at this record right here, "overexposed." i love the cover of this. >> thank you. you want to hear something funny about the cover? >> jimmy: yeah. >> is it -- when we got the -- well, we didn't change anything about the album art 'cause we loved it so much, except when we -- the original draft of it, the nose had boogers coming out of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy:

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. >> you can't go walking around with your butt hanging out. >> you look like a fool with your pants on the ground. >> as we get about a minute in, you see things start to get a little bit rough >> oh! >> he's trying to whip the officers with his belt. >> the crowd gets angry at the officers. and bystanders come in to pull the officers away from this older man. >> geez, now it's a full-on fight between police and pedestrians. people on the street were pushing and shoving these cops. the cops didn't whip out tasers and guns. try that in the states and it's a different scenario. >> but this seems to calm the situation sgloun thdown. >> this is the weirdest, calmest confrontation. >>> when i was a kid, hail used to be fun because it was small and it was kind of cool. it was falling from the sky. nowadays, they're hail stones, they're huge and cause a lot of damage like in this siberian city where hail stones 2 3/4 inch in diameter were falling from the sky injuring 20 people and damaging more than 100 cars. we found this video on itn. >> this looks like there should be a guy in one of t

. >> you really know how to kick butt. >> thanks. i like to kick some butt.

. >> zooming in on girl's butts. that's that ware going to. dudes, that's what we do. >> that is disgusting. i would zoom in on the boobs. >> so my butt is on display in a street. how much privacy can i expect in. >> kevin? >> do -- the new york civil liberty union -- i'm trying to ask a serious question. why bother -- claims the system has no oversight do you agree. >> the oversight comes from a guy named mike bloomberg. wasn't that's a plot in batman? do you want to give it to a guy who cares about how big your slurpee is? >> showed where people were inside of a building. >> i realize you don't have any talking points. >> you really can read my mind. look at him. >> well, i think lucas fox, if he were here today, would say this is probably too much power for one man to have. furthermore, it's also like london and second of all, it only happens if you're in the middle of the street. >> i'm going to make two points. scrutinized society is a safer one. and we don't have to worry about people violating our rights. the other thing we call this 19

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someone has sand in their butt.you remember the beijing opening ceremonies, where a tribute to what monolithic state control can accomplish. like the summoning of a thousand, 100,000 drummers to beat out, we will defeat new synchronized morse code. well, the london olympics seize your autocratic perfection and raises you the power of freedom. from giant ghost babies to a tribute to the flying bicycle, from kenneth branagh's smug approval to mr. bean's devastatingly entertaining total incompetence. oh, bean, you should be fired. the u.k. painted with all of freedom's colors including the queen of danger, double o, oh no you-- geronimoooooooo base hilarious is the head who wears the crown. it was an incredible, cheeky at times, poignant spectacle. (laughter) very moving. except, of course, for the american audience. >> nbc editing out of the opening ceremoniesing a tribute, a dance tribute to the victims of the 77 london subway bombings and instead ran a ryan seecrest interview with swimmer michael phelps. >> a

should not be in afghanistan at all i think that right now we should get our butts out of afghanistan as quickly as we can so that as few americans are lose their lives in afghanistan as is. as as possible if you have some perspective on this i know that you you know when you worked with reagan back in the late night plane eighty four in afghanistan against you or as it was over watching from russian t.v. i mean i i think that i was there with the mujahideen and where you also said the taliban wanted to form and wanted to establish a disciplined moral society what happens but now that quote what happened was i was opposing the taleban every step of the way and the taliban were not the mujahideen who defeated the soviet union the the the tell about a creation of pakistan's military intelligence so you cannot support the taliban and never. never but there's a couple two or three quotes that have come out. because i was opposing them and then it was a fait accompli they took over kabul and i tried to put. the most hopeful about clothes as they could be out for two or three weeks and then

the mayor made romney into the butt of -- >> bill: who was -- >> -- it wasn't the american media thate him do that he saw a political opportunity for himself. >> bill: that's right. boris johnson is a liberal guy and by the way he is still suspended. >> they haven't taken him down. >> is he not a liberal guy. he a conservative boris johnson. not a guy going after romney ideologically. look, when you are going abroad you have to calculate what you are going to say. look, my objection to how the trip was covered was that the president took this one gaffe, which was a gaffe, and turned it into the theme for the whole trip whereas the two other parts of the trip, the one in israel and poland were a triumph. and instead of calling it that. in israel, obama was received by the prime minister who is a man of the right and is he a hawk then received by the president man of the left. dove, member of the oslo accords as congress corresponding hero. he was given essentially the reception of a head of state. in poland he was explicitly endorsed by the george washington of that country who was the

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coming up, the washington nationals had the brooms on hand looking for the sweep butt atlanta braves had some other ideas. -- but the atlanta braves had some other ideas. >> that ball hit hard to the gap. and bryce harper has it go over. >> coming up next, all the highlights as we check sports breakfast. [ male announcer ] the magic of nature appears every day, within each strand of an oat's rhythmical sway. when an apple's vibrant red temptation, and honey's sweet touch of golden sensation, join together with a pecan crunch you'll savor, creating the most perfect lesson in flavor. ♪ nature's best-written recipe is ready for you to enjoy. nature valley, nature at its most delicious. now try our new crunchy dark chocolate peanut butter bar. >>> this inning, no score. the bottom of the eighth, michael morris cuts the lead in halfway sing toll left that. would be it for the offense. braves go on to win 5-1. the nats lead by six games in the east.