my butt feels nice now. >> my quads feel -- >> yeah. never felt this nice. butt wise. okay.et to "the mix." first up a story about a fisherman. >> i do. a fisherman who may or may not have used his butt to stay warm. it is a stove. he wants to go fishing and thought how do i warm myself up? he lives in serbia. he doesn't light the fire because he puts a cardboard between his stove and the vest and that's how he is not blowing himself up there. he has taken up fishing. >> something just dropped off the stove. >> what was that? >> i don't know. maybe a grilled cheese sandwich or grilled the fish. >> i can't believe that? that's what you do when you are cold. let me tell you about this one. a story out of seattle. look at this picture. if you are a fan of the seahawks, you love this thing. you can't wait to get your butt in a car like that, right? >> oh, yeah. this is from -- they don't know who the fan is but apparently some seattle seahawks super fan painted his car to look like the hawk and it retails at 250. so you must have a lot of money to do up your car like that. >> ti

neil, my butt buddy. >> jimmy: yeah, neil, my butt buddy, man, yeah.be it meant something entirely different 129 years ago. that's the only thing i can think of. this made me laugh, you guys. this week, supreme court justice ruth bader ginsburg, i love her. i think she's awesome. she revealed that she wasn't, quote, "100% sober" during president obama's --- [ laughter ] president obama's state of the union address last month. wasn't 100% sober. no, no, no. how old is ruth? how old is ruth bader ginsburg? ish. 80 something? >> audience: 106. >> jimmy: 106, thank you, sir. [ laughter ] anyways, she said she wasn't 100% sober. but, nobody could tell, right? i mean, can we see a photo of ruth bader ginsburg from this year's state of the union address? [ laughter ] am i a pretty girl? would you swipe right? [ laughter ] i only had tee martoonis. some big sports news here this week. tiger woods announced he is quitting golf until his game improves. yeah. making him the first man in history to quit his job and play less golf. very interesting move. [ laughter

. >>> a cat woman kicking butt blew up the internet. now we reveal the real story about where she's done this before. you've got speed readers and celebrities takeing shelfies. see how we're crack into the latest social craze. >>> the buzz word for your shot to win a new ipad mini. why soft and furry isn't always cute and fuzzy. >>> record amounts of snow have fallen in different parts of our country. you would think that would make people a little chilly. instead it's got some heated up. >> it's still my property. >> you're going to keep snow off your property. >> you do not put your snow on my property. >> what's going on? >> this video is getting a lot of a attention online because of the star and the star is this fella here in the orange head band ear warmer. that is gary. >> this is my property. it doesn't matter. this is my property. >> you hear that? gary is mad. see that snow bank? he claims that was put there by his neighbor. that the guy is blowing the snow over into his yard. >> did the guy really do that? >> we don't know. h

do you like big butts? and you cannot lie... absolutely, i like big butts! (laughter) (applause) once again, you have to challenge me! you're asking a brother the wrong question, all right? on tomorrow's show, we're going to talkabout gay marriage. tweet your questions with #keepit100. until then, goodnightly everyone! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight oh we got a good one. oscar nominee patricia arquette from "boyhood" but first you know,. >> brian williams will not be in the anchor chair this evening, after a self-imposed suspension from nbc nightly news following his admission that he mislead the public about his experiences covering the iraq war back in 2003. >> jon: bri! why? (laughter) why bri? why bri lie? sigh. (laughter) were you bri high? cuz if they keep finding [bleep] it's bri bye. a quick recap in case you are unde

. >> terry jo howard's dog had a nicotine addiction and the dog would normally take cigarette butts oute ashtrays and chew them up and spit them out and leave them on the floor of the apartment. >> terry jo was a smoker and would toss out her cigarette butts and the dog would pick them up and chew on them and so there were these little flecks of cigarette paper all around. >> remember the cigarette paper found on cindy pugh's body that contained cindy's -- saliva? that saliva belonged to terry jo howard, proof the cigarette paper had come from inside their apartment. >> we believed it was one small piece of a cigarette butt the dog had chewed up and left behind that was attached to cindy pugh's breast unbeknownst to james randall, which was a major piece of physical evidence. >> prosecutors believed randall would pick up victims and take them back to the apartment when terry jo was gone. on the pink carpet, randall acted out his sadistic impulses, strangling the women during sex and killing them. while there, the victims picked up carpet fibers and dog hairs, later found on the bodies w

. >> how big do you want your butt to get?> one inmate's unusual weight goal and her nightmarish account of a vicious attack. >> i had crawled into the kitchen on top of amy's body. then i remember just spitting up teeth. >>> when it comes to jail food, there's a catch. portions are small and often bland. yet they can be highly caloric. and when combined with snacks purchased from the jail commissary, many inmates find their waists steadily expanding. >> to laura, weight gain was not only welcomed, it was worth charting. >> this is my chart on how fat my butt's going to get while i'm here. keeps the time going by. >> show me what you do. >> just take my pencil and -- of course, i'm not wearing pants when i do that. >> so are you hoping that your butt gets big or what's the deal? >> well, yeah. because i came in -- when i came in i was pretty strung out on drugs. so i'm excited to gain some weight. >> how big do you want your butt to get? >> show us on the wall. >> not too much bigger. maybe -- maybe i'm going to say -- >> she

and the second part is will the human butt finally be perfected? and answer the second part first. just give me a year. >> yes, of course,. >> larry: 2018. >> sure sure. you know what all we're talking about with this my might on condrial transfer is perfectly for scientific advancement people with genetic illness transfer through mitochondria. it is not going to change the main genetic of the cells. >> larry: it's strictly for the genetic disorder. and it doesn't affect our chromosomes, it doesn't affect our 20,000 genes so you end up being the same person. >> larry: what about the genetic design? >> you know, what the-- the issue is whenever these things come up, we hear it goes very ayn rand very quickly and you hear people talk about a slippery slope. the only reason i think that's misguided is because -- >> whenever i think ayn rand i think slippery slope. >> i know. >> hubba hubba. >> can you get butt neighborhood approved is. >> i think that in time not now, but in time, i don't know how many years or decades, we will be able to look at d.n.a. and see what everything's going

you are kicking butt. >> i'm teaching him manners. >> jon: i understand.tional manners teacher in this film. you teach hundreds of people manners. >> the english do like to enforce their sense of politeness. >> jon: it's the only way to keep things orderly. >> it is. >> jon: in some regards. i have to tell you. very-- did you enjoy the process of hurting people. >> in some instances, for no reason whatsoever? >> you didn't see the settup there. it's not fair. >> jon: i did. you decided not to split the bill they got mad. you hit the guy in the headway beer mug and that is the end of the thing. >> and you think that's no reason. no i-- no, well i did enjoy it-- basically i met the director about a year before we started shooting. he warned me it was going to hurt. and-- . >> jon: . >> i was the only one who received physical punishment. all the thugs you see being dispatch product very very nice guys, there to help me look as if-- . >> jon: are you telling me films are in some ways fictional reality. >> no, no, no. i'm not here to spoil things. but --. >> j

fall down my back and in my butt crack. yeah! duh! i don't know.wallow jeremy tonight. it's really more of, like, a get-together hang out sesh at his apartment. you know, it's not really an official date-date. yeah, yeah, not official but yeah. there's just so much i want to know about him, like, i don't know where he went to college how many sisters he has. oh, he definitely has sisters. he also definitely doesn't wear underwear. he's got his junk rolling around in there all smelly and stuff. i just want to take it slow, you know? i really feel like this can, like, be something. (sighing) of course she isn't here. i knew we didn't have to rush. this bitch is always late. oh, here she is. i can't believe you beat me here! this bitch is always late. hi, mom. hi, honey. oh, i missed you. abbi, come here. ready to get your nails did, girls? yes. yelp said somebody got staph infection in this place.

there's this cigarette butt sticking in midair. the chinese guard was looking all around the room. he never spotted the cigarette butt while it was smoking. >> how did you endure that small box for eight months? >> a matter of will. i could get into a deep thought and i could teleport myself way somewhere else. do you understand what i'm is a saying? >> yes. you were like a meditateor. >> yes. i read a book about someone who was incarcerated. there was a movie with gary cooper. he would do this teleportation. we all had a common dream that we were home in the dream. but before we woke up, we would tell our parents or people i have to get back. we would grab magazines and candy bars. there was a common thread with all the guys. >> what about the towel on the baseball you made? >> we had two little hand towels about that long. very thin. one of them was falling apart. i was kind of rubbing it a little bit. so i took another strand out made it bigger and i made it a little bit bigger. next thing i know i could make a baseball here. i pulled these two towels thread by thread. i had a p

>> she describe herself as a body sculpture on the witness stand and told the court she was doing butt injections since the mid-90s. she is charged here with murdering 20-year-old british actress claudia, by injecting her with industrial silicone at this hotel four years ago, winslow says she was pay thousands for doing her high grade butt injections. >> it became my whole things they called me the fairy god mom. she learned about butt injections from a new york nurse that assisted her in getting a sex change operation back in south america in 1994. she did a lot without negative results i didn't know it could cause death everyone loved what i was doing including lots of celebrities. the evidence shows they purchased 83 gallons of industrial silicone enough to fill 23,000 syringes the black madam could get up to 40 years in prison if convicted here. >> winslow is due back on the witness stand for more direct and cross-examination from the prosecution team. that could be withering. vernon odom, channel 6 "action news." >> thank you. >>> meantime service has been restored to septa's warm

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. >> going through security at the airport, it can be kind of a pain in the butt. you got to take a lot of stuff off. >> this guy took it to the extreme at a russian airport. walked out of the building he's an i.t. employee. he forgot his house keyes. security said we don't recognize you, and he said i'll take my belt off and everything else. >> and to really -- >> rub it in their noses. >> spreads his cheeks. >> showing, nothing's out there. >> if you had to go through this every single day, you would find it incredibly frustrating especially if you forgot your key. >> he went through the paddown. >> the only thing he did not take off are his socks. >> i guess you could call this next guy a complete bob, working his way through a neighborhood in coachella california. . he's wearing a bra? >> he's wearing two bras one on his head one on his chest -- >> what exactly is going on there? >> reports said he stole those two bras and skirt he's wearing from the pickup drug. >> he almost got busted -- >> by a cop who drove past and didn't notice. wasn't he naked for some w

she injected their butts, under the name of body by lillian. she also said she was known as the, and we're quoting here michelangelo of body sculpting. she said she made lots of money doing it. 14 minutes ago, jurors began hearing evidence against the 45-year-old winslow, the so-called black madam is accused of injecting silicone in the rear of 20-year-old claudia rotini at this airport hotel in february of 2011 and causing her death. an aspiring hip-hop dancer had travelled from britain. winslow was picked up at a so-called butt pumping party one year later in february of 2012. during the pretrial tell exotic dancers testified winslow sealed the injections with crazy glue and cotton balls and instructed the clients to drink plenty of water and refrain from sitting. i spoke to folks in the courthouse. they're under a gag order. they couldn't share much information. they told me they expect the trial to last about two weeks. if she's found guilty of third degree murder she could spend the rest of her life behind bars. no doubt we'll be following

the air bag beneath his butt is hooked to the car battery. these guys are going to do the air bag stunt. >> genius. how is this either. >> no. it's bad. >> i bet it broke -- that was a massive one. >> right. >> yeah. >> right. listen to the guy who got blasted here. he says i think i broke my back. guess what doctor you're right. he did break his back. fractured vertebrae, in the . don't do this. >> it's going to affect the rest of his l >>> all right, everybody, it's time to give away an ipad mini. >> you need the buzzword be 18 years or older and a legal u.s. resident. >> head over to rightthisminute.com, click on win ipad mini. >> enter on facebook twitter or both. you can enter on each every day. >> reveal friday's buzzword. do it. it is quest. >> get over to rightthisminute.com click on win ipad mini and enter friday's buzzword quest. >> one day later next week is bonus giveaway day. we're giving away an ipad mini and a flat screen tv two winners. but you have to watch every single. >>> a guy anxiously paces around the room because -- >>

melissa: looking for his butt buddy. >> i never had a butt buddy. >> none much your business. melissa: get away from that. >> i'm open-minded. i'm from new york. melissa: there you go. maybe we'll end on that note. thanks a lot you guys. [laughter]. millions of americans can look forward to yet another winter storm. heavy snowfall impacting not only president's day weekend but could take a toll on first quarter gdp, subtracting a quarter after percentage point. fox news meteorologist rick reichmuth joins me now. rick oh, i love the hat. what is it like out there? a little chilly? >> it is super cold out here. you know there is a lot of people in the middle of the country who say is 9 degrees, doesn't people like that bad -- 19. dakotas and montana, they get to minus 25 minus 30. tough be outside much of the northeast. that causes some big problems. we're dealing with coldest arielly by the time we get to monday in a couple of decades. look at some weather maps. we'll show you what is going on. we have got cold air out there. 19 degrees in sticker but cold in parts of the south

>> he is upside down completely butt-naked. >> he's winking at them now. >> what's he getting romantic with somebody's wife and the husband came home and he tried to escape through the ventilation shaft, didn't have time to get his trousers on or anything like that got himself stuck? >> it's not as spicy as that. according to some reports, this guy was drunk, smelled a big russian soup called borscht and attempted to get himself some by smimmying down this ventilation shaft. >> dude, really? >> how awful for the rescuers too. they're just right up in there. i bet they could smell his borscht. >> they finally are able to get his legs out and they very carefully pulled him up the shaft and out. at this point in the end of the video he's just laying on the staircase. >> does anybody have any soup? >> no word on whether he actually got the soup at the end of this ordeal. >> trash can on a road no cars around except keep your eye on the miles per hour indicator at the bottom. you will watch it climb quite rapidly. there's a different part in the video when we reach speeds of 118 miles per h

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this will get all your muscles, your butt muscles and your core muscles as well. mike is doing it, ladies and gentlemen. that's good. you want to do this for 15 seconds. >> are we done yet? >> now we're going to go side to side just like that. there we go. it's okay. no matter what direction you go to, any day now. side to side. this will get the -- you're pulling towards you, right? you're going to get the lat muscles. next is this one. it's called the gravity fighter. we'll go one, two, three, four, five. and up one, two, three, four, five. this is a great exercise because it gets all the major muscles of the upper body, the chest, the arms, shoulders, and it's called gravity fighter because it helps you fight gravity. the boobs won't drive. this is very important for the guys, also. we don't want our boobs to drop. we're going to go side to side just like that. this is another pair of exercises. just like that. kind of give you a little break. >> ten seconds. thank you. let's keep going. >> there you go. >> ashley: nikki, have you heard anything at all? did the

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america is like a dog with a hot spot on its butt. called the middle east.ing it but are you just making it worse. (laughter) >> jon: are you saying, are you saying that america has to -- >> uh-huh yes. >> jon: oh, no not the cone. >> you need the cone. america needs the cone swrz no no. we can't wear the cone. >> yeah. yeah. >> jon: this is-- wait a minute wait a minute. you are doing it too. you are blaming america. >> me? >> jon: yes, you are. you are pretending we're responsible for all the middle east problems. >> no. >> jon: admit it, that hot spot on our butt was festering before we even licked it. >> gross, ew. >> jon: see blaming the dog. the metaphor was yours. america didn't create all the corruption that cripples middle eastern politics with. didn't establish the hierarch oooh or meddive el justice system. you know, what i got a song for i buddy. ♪ ♪ i'm so-- no that's not it (we didn't start the fire it was all [bleep] before we even got there. >> let it go. >> jon: oh stop. i will ask you one more time what should america do? >> okay. we want y

prosecutors say taylor injected the woman's butt with silicone. investigators say the woman became sick after the injections and eventually died. >>> today students will get a chance to weigh in on udc's plan to close its downtown community college campus. mark segraves first reported the news tuesday. about 2500 students would have to be moved to the van necessary campus. today's hearing is at 3:00 p.m..necessary campus. today' >>> it is 4:37. recruiters from local businesses nonprofits will set up at the job fair. a lot of familiar names on the list. clark construction csx, giants food, sears and other companies. they're looking for skills in construction retail hospitality, armed services and facility services. you can also learn about ged classes and other services if you're just reentrying the workforce now. the fair kicks off at 10:00 this morning at the arena stage in southwest washington. >>> a warning for parents, proper dwuktduct stores are pulling off shells that could trigger a peanut allergy. >>> an officer ryetries to help a driver s