cream -- >> jimmy: butt cream. >> butt paste. >> jimmy: butt paste as well. >> the bottle says "butt paste" on it. >> jimmy: i know, i know. i'm an investor, yeah. of course. >> you own butt paste. >> jimmy: i own butt paste, absolutely. [ light laughter ] i'm the face of butt paste. >> you're the man behind butt paste. but my wife she buys, like, literally she buys stuff for the kids by the container load. like when you see ships at a a port that's just diapers and butt paste. [ laughter ] for my house. >> jimmy: for your house. we too have it too all over our place too. and how's the little one-year-old? i know carmen the 3-year-old. >> our son, rafael is -- he makes -- he's the sweetest kid in the world, but when the nanny comes towards him, he has uncanny sense of the time of day when it's nap time. so when she comes towards him, he literally makes that sound like frankenstein makes. like argh. [ laughter ] fire no, fire bad. nap bad! >> jimmy: he doesn't want to nap? >> yeah. snacks good. but he literally goes like an "argh" to her. he makes the sound, she comes to him and is li

and then you've got kim's giant butt. it's unreal, right? >> it is huge. >> dude, that is thunder butt. >> but where's the cellulite? it is perfect. >> because she gets it filled. it's not real. >> look at that thing. >> something just happened in the room that was very interesting. >> what? >> i believe l.j. just muttered under his breath, at least if i could read lips, i don't care for it. >> no. i said i don't care if it's real. >> oh. i was close. >> it could be made of clay. i'm all about it. >> coming up --. >> meek mill got a new bentley truck. >> yes. he is one of 75 in the world to get it delivered yesterday. >> bentley trucks? >> it starts off at $297,000. but he paid $380,000. >> i'm guessing he's leasing this. >> plus --. >> colten haynes at l.a.x. he is very famous. he's in "teen wolf" and "arrow. the night before he went to a britney spears concert and she got him up on stage. >> tmz brought to you by >> coming up. >> meek mill has had some pretty great things happen to him. banging nicki minaj. getting off house arrest. bangin

rumors from exploding butt >> so the butt of the joke. >> to gossip she and kanye are trying to score a $30 million vacation pad for free. >>> plus, celine dion reveals her fashion game secret weapon. >>> coming up, why oprah refuses to ask anyone for a favor. then our new interview with >>> okay, trace. kim kardashian and kanye west are apparently in a new york state of mind and in the market for a luxury apartment in manhattan. >> that is right. according to "the new york post" they're reportedly hoping to land a $30 million rental from air bnb for free and it looks like they got that idea from kylie and kendall jenner who recently scored this over the top turks and caicos estate from that seems like a fair trade. >> no luck yet. they don't need the penthouse until september 8th when new york fashion week kicks off. >> let's get to some of the other stories people are talking about today. here's tonight's "extra, extra". >> rob lowe, ready to take the burns and digs from his labor day comedy central roast in the only way rob knows how. >> imagine everyone is fully clothed and you're

i have a contagious butt rash. i hated swimming so much, i would try pretty much anything to get out of it. swimming is against my religion. i'm allergic to water. i have an irritable bowel. i got one heck of a fungus downstairs. yep, i had beaten the system.

it was side butt. >> it was. it wasn't a full grab.me permission. >> one would hope. luke and his college sweetheart are about to cell appreciate their 10th anniversary. >> that's a big one. >> don't jinx it. >> we got to catch luke and cole rehearse the cover of "i love a rainy night". >> i knew if i drank in college i wouldn't mess up the chorus. >> speaking of that, thomas rhett was buzzed about his duty with ashton kutcher saturday night. >> he e-mailed me and said, i'm going on the road full time. i said how much are you charging me? he said the first show is free. >> also in nashville blake shelton and his ex-miranda lambert. >> you are close to blake and miranda. hanging out with both tonight? >> they're awesome. >> and in honor of labor day we asked about the oddest jobs people had before making it in music. >> i had to do telemarketing. >> i sold cell phones and pagers. >> cleaning out tanks on boats. >> you could have a career on dirty jobs. >> this is my favorite job. >> i floured the chicken at roy rogers. ruined my church

butt sot matt lauer: "why'd you do that?" ryan lochte: "i don't know why. butt sot ryan lochte: "i was still intoxicated. i was still under that influence." ((brian loftus)) >> the international olympic committee and usa swimming are investigating the incident and will determine whether the swimmers will face fines or suspension./// olympic games brought us several memories this year. ((michelle mortensen)) >> from las vegans winning medals in several events. and to watching brazil's men soccer team win the gold at home jacque jovic talks with people in rio about their favorite moments. >>>music ((jacque)) people from around the world converge on rio... to celebrate excellence... ((sean christmas/usa)) "the things i remember the most... usain bolt... this is the third time i've seen him run. he's been amazing each time." ((jacque)) it's especially nice to see the hometeam win... brailsford-cato/usa)) "probably the best event was last night at maracana and seeing brazil win the fans were crazy and you couldn't hear anything in the stadium and that was really

butt sot matt lauer: "why'd you do that?" butt sot ryan lochte: "i was still intoxicated. i was still under that influence." the international olympic committee and usa swimming are investigating the incident and will determine whether the swimmers will face fines or suspension. i'm jeremy roth reporting. the packers are poised for the return of number one receiver jordy nelson. and the defense is poised to pick the pockets of opposing quarterbacks. pip has the story coming up in plus - stopping zika, on miami beach. the steps the famous florida destination is taking to protect tourists from the disease. plus - a runaway tortoise! the amazing distance the 100 year old pet traveled, during a 10 day the packers had the day off; the big news tomorrow is that jordy nelson takes the field for the first time in whether his receiver will get snaps in friday night's exhibition game at san francisco no big revelation--that the packers defense needs to force more turnovers this year. so it was nice to see "randall time", damarious randall time his leap and make a fine interception i

she grew up in crested butte, population 1,500. elevation 9,000 feet. >> it's definitely a big disconnect from growing up in a small ski town to being a medalist in the summer olympics. it's definitely an unexpected way to get there. >> reporter: emma's training partner and close friend jenny simpson trained together at cu boulder has the next sh medal in the 1,500. >> reporter: each year carnival brings millions to the streets of rio dejaneiro and right now teams are designing floats in that carnival. grande rio is one of the best teams in the float competition where clubs are judged to see performance. >> reporter: they want a perfect 10. 9.8 is considered low. so they put a lot of time and money into these floats with the winner decided by the smallest detail. >> this year was one of the tightest. the winner gets 179.8 points and the second and third place get 179.7. >> reporter: six months to carnival, february 24th the big day. they got a lot of work to do. >> reporter: reporting from preheim, 9news. >> another athlete with co

butt sot.. we're gonna secure the border, wall, have a physical barrier, we're gonna enforce the laws of this country." i'm kim hutcherson reporting. people living in lousiana just not able to catch a break... what the area is bracing for .now. from cars to baby products. some nationwide recalls to tell you about in a special report.. we'll be right a tropical disturbance... that could slam the area with extreme weather. it has been rough for people who live in louisiana lately... and now they're dealing with more problems especially after hearing that there was a breach at one of the levees near a major highway. authorities were notified of that breach on friday. and since then, crews have been placing two- thousand-pound sandbags at the site to help seal it up. powell says: "plaquemines parish crews immediately reacted.. generators were on site provi light...and started to work getting 2000 pound sandbags into the breach." powell says: "the water is coming in from the barataria bay side and mo

butt to chicken therapy it is. you could say with every peck of the hand diminishes dion's anxiety.. against mental illness.. softened by the touch of a feather. dion says he looks forward to seeing the chickens everyday. shaking violently in a hospital bed.. twiching.. wailing.. its a fit severe enough to be mistaken for a seizure. its something you wouldn't want any adult to suffer through.. let alone a newborn baby. every 19 minutes.. a baby in the u-s is born addicted to drugs. and a new report out by the centers for disease control and prevention says that number is growing rapidly. in the past 15 years.. the reported cases of babies with neonatal abstinence syndrome skyrocketed.. from just one to now 6 in every 1000 babies suffering. people were like "how can you dare do that to your child" but nothing matters except for getting high. researchers say opiods are the most common drug children are born addicted to.. and say better addiction- prevention efforts are the prescribing and dispensing of opiods.. despi

./// ((christianne klein)) to talk about the importance of protecting gold butte. senator harry reid and congresswoman dina titus read detailed a damage report that was compiled by "friends of gold butte". the report documented damage to cultural, historic, and natural resorces in the area. this comes as the two lawmakers hope to have the land protected: (( dina titus: it has endangered plant life. it has iconic wildlife. it has cultural artifacts and pictures and remnants from the moapa tribe. this is a place that deserves to be ((christianne klein)) >> senator harry reid hopes gold butte is designated as a national monument by the end of the year... which would coincide with the end of his u-s senate career./// ((paul joncich)) >>> a presidential hopeful is in las vegas tonight... and it's not trump or clinton. libertarian candidate gary johnson is set to hold a rally in a little under an hour. 8 news now reporter nia wong is live at the sls las vegas with the latest. ((nia wong)) >>> the latest numbers show libertarian candidate gary johnson only has about 5-per

and im hoping we get something done with gold butte. i'm trying. i will say... george knapp: what do you think? a prediction? harry reid: i'm going to see him next wednesday. we're going to spend some time together. will talk about that and a few other things. )) gold butte is well known as the home of rancher cliven bundy, whose cattle grazing on public land led to a tense standoff with authorities two years ago. reid has pushed for wilderness protection ever since that incident. the senator said gold butte belongs to the american public, not to just the the bundy's. ((christianne klein)) >>> after years of pay freezes and layoffs... the airline industry is on the rebound. ((dave courvoisier)) >> coming up on the valley's employees are seeing... thanks to record profits./// <<< announcer: you're this is 8 news now at four. ((dave courvoisier)) >>> a virginia t-v station is remembering a tragedy. one year ago today... a reporter and photographer were murdered during a live broadcast. w-d-b-j had a moment of silence on the air today... to honor alison parker and

talk about a butt dial. >>> and has this election got you climbing the walls? an adrenaline junkie scaling trump tower with suction cups. perhaps seeking a private audience with the donald. the heart-stopping grab and arrest. >>> but first the "nightline 5." >> constipated? trust number one doctor recommended dulcolax. use tablets for gentle overnight relief, suppositories for relief in minutes, stool softeners for comfortable relief of hard stools. dulcolax, designed for dependable relief. >>> put your best foot forward in nike back to school. score big at jcpenney and find select nike athletic shoes and apparel for 25% off and let nike take you to the top. penny's worth. >>> good evening. thanks for joining us. donald trump once again courting controversy tonight branding president obama and hillary clinton as cofounders of isis. all while still facing strong backlash for his comments about "second amendment people." clinton hitting back along with even more high-profile republicans rising up against donald, calling him dangerous. here's abc's david wright. >

this is called the battle of red butte. and the army seized the wagons show up, they fire a warning shot with their cannon. the tribes see them as well and race out that direction and attack that wagon supply train. at that one, it was led by commissary sergeant named amos custard. there were 25 guys with that group. there were five of them in an advanced guard and they wheel to the right, race down to the river, get rid of their horses and three of those guys actually made it back to the fort. all of the rest of them, the supply wagons were eventually killed. shortly after that, because of the battles and because we have a young lieutenant named caspar collins who was a son of the regimental colonel, the army changed the name of the fort from '62 to 1865, it's called platte bridge station. in 1865, they change the name of the fort to ft. caspar. once it becomes ft. caspar in the fall of 1865, really only lasts two more years. and they add a lot of buildings. there's a massive construction program in 1866 and 1867, so this

butt. >> jimmy: he does that. gets a bad reputation. >> don't talk about flo rida again. he's like really mad. i was like, i didn't. a real pit bull attacked you. >> like he bit me. like, i think he was just startled because i came around a bend, and then, like, we ran into each other. and like she was fine, like, oh, okay, but he, like, just circled and bit my butt. yeah. >> jimmy: was it scary? were you frightened? >> this was the first time i actually wasn't. i actually usually am, like, a a little like afraid of dogs because i just can't tell what they are thinking. and this one, like, i just didn't engage, like, i just like, i'm going to keep walking. >> jimmy: was she like, cujo, get away! >> she was, like, barry! >> jimmy: barry? >> like a 40-year-old oil -- >> jimmy: the dog's name is barry? >> the dog's name was barry. i just remember she was like, barry. like, and i kept looking around, like, where is this white guy? >> jimmy: where's barry? >> oh, the dog's name is barry. >> jimmy: good secret. yeah, ab

butt sot matt lauer: "why'd you do that?" ryan lochte: "i don't know why. butt sot ryan lochte: "i was still intoxicated. i was still under that influence." the international olympic committee and usa swimming are investigating the incident and will determine whether the swimmers will face fines or suspension. i'm jeremy roth reporting. -----end-----cnn.scri pt----- this week, gunnar bentz and jimmy feigen to leave brazil after he agreed to donate first day of school is less than eight days away! a dedicated teacher -- is helping students with autism -- succeed in the classroom. 13 action news wants to help you stay informed -- 24/7 -- so sign up for breaking news e-alerts -- at ktnv.com. you'll need to go to the member's page -- which you can get to -- by clicking on the contest tab on our homepage. i'm catherine cortez masto and i approve this message. four years ago i was diagnosed with breast cancer voted ten times to defund planned parenthood which thousands of nevada women depend on for cancer screenings. congressman heck even threatened to shut down

. >> you want to check out bumbum that's inspired about the brazilian attitude to butte. >> their tag line is you've got it, flaunt it. circulation and decrease water retention. so it's supposed to help turn the bum and the thighs. >> just -- >> just kidding! >> they also have a wildly popular -- >> pineapple. >> smells good, too. >> i have a lot more. we have to go. >> okay, go! >> they also have a popular golden body veil because brazilian wax treatments are quite expensive and if you don't want to go there and body hair and it helps soften the skin and it's fantastic. something that most brazilians will say takes them back to when they were younger is batacario and she said where did you get these products and you can go to amazon for some of these items and this takes you back to one of the most perfumes girls get when they're a tween. they're a large brand. and we've all heard of the treatments which you want to be careful because you want something formaldehyde-free, but at the drugstore there are so many keratin-infused options and they're around $8 and you can get great brands

i learned that maggots breathe through their butt.laughter] they go headed down and immerse themselves in what they are eating like some people at buffet tables, they completely immerse their head and breathe through their butt. thank you for asking that. [laughter] several of the books take a lot of research and it takes time to do this research it's not like you can just do it one day. you write your book simultaneously or do you do it one at a time? >> each book is 15 little books. any questions from back in the room? i see a hand in and a sweatshir something. >> i find myself listening to the audible book during meal times and before bed. [laughter] leading to some very strange dreams. i wonder if there is something so disgusting you can't even put it in the book? >> not something that was too disgusting. there were a few where my editor crosses it out and says no. [laughter] something that is too gross and others i'm trying to be funny in a place that isn't appropriate so it was nothing that was -- actually there were a couple of

butt to i over exaggerated the story butt to i still wonder that to myself every day now since then, like i... brazil doesn't deserve that." the international olympic committee and usa swimming are investigating the incident and will determine whether the swimmers will face fines or suspension. lochte says he hopes he will be able to compete in the tokyo 2020 olympics good, but republicans hope donald trump is turning a corner now as he campaigns today in ohio. hillary clinton will be in california, facing more questions about her family's foundation. doug luzader has more this morning from washington. there are a couple of recent polls suggesting that the race is tightening a bit now nationally , but the swing states may be another matter -- and that's why donald trump has been targeting ohio and virginia. pkg donald trump heading to ohio today after trying to hit a state that used to be reliably republican -- but he is behind hillary clinton there. still, his campaign and party officials say he is back on track... especially after a high profile visit to flood- ravaged louisiana --

butt sot matt lauer: "why'd you do that?" butt sot ryan lochte: "i was still intoxicated. i was still under that influence." the international olympic committee and usa swimming are investigating the incident and will determine whether the swimmers will face fines or suspension. i'm jeremy roth reporting. ((michelle mortensen)) >>> team usa dominated in rio's america won ... with 121 medals.. 46 were gold ... 37 silver... and 38 bronze. ((brian loftus)) >>> china trailed behind with 70 .. and great britain had 67. russia took home fourth place... ith 56 medals.// >>> here's a look at some of the weekend highlights from brazil.. team usa men's basketball brought home their 3rd straight gold medal. they beat serbia 96 to 66 yesterday. this win made carmelo anthony the most decorated male in olympic bast coach mike krzyzewski .. he's the first coach to win three gold medals./// ((brian loftus)) >>> and in women's basketball... team usa dominated spain on saturday .. 101 to 72. they won gold ... keeping america's 20- year long winning streak alive. this is the 6th consecutive

new findings suggest it may actually be safer to drop the butt and start vaping. their faces looked like hamburger... there was more blood than one of those saw movies... see how ufc 202 delivered one of the all time great fights. good morning i'm dave hall. and i'm maria silva. welcome to fox5 news this morning. first - les krifaton joins us with a quick look at the fox 5 weather 24-7 forecast. a very slow moving system also known

>> the teacher, a 40-year-old heather butts was arrested last week. officers found butts with a 15-year-old girl in a parked car here in san bruno. abc7 news is not releasing the girl's name or where she went to school. she apparently had a long relationship with a girl. what is more disturbing, abc7 news learned that a parent went to millbrae police as far as last october, 10 months ago, to file a report after he discovered the elicit relationship. police interviewed the parent, his child, and other students. during that interview, police got screen shots of text messages and exchanges on social media sites between the teacher and student and the parent told us police assured him that this would be turned over to the school district. the parent said that in february, he went to the school's dean of students about butts' inappropriate behavior. he said the administrator told him the district was aware of the report. we asked three educators what they thought. >> immediately, act on it. you know? teacher should have been removed from the classroom. >>

butt to 00:00:55-00:01:01 "i'm lost. i'm totally lost i'm a nervous total wreck ." one person had to be treated for breathing too much smo reporting live parker collins thirteen action news. this just in... we're told people calling the v-a hospital may be having trouble getting through. the v-a southern nevada healthcare system says it's having problems with its phone system. veterans who need to talk with their primary care team can send them a message on the working on the phone problem. it hopes to get it fixed very soon. right now in baton rouge.... a state of emergency in effect in louisiana. historic rains triggering massive floods ....taking out entire communities and forcing tens of thousands of people to ask for rescue. and the waters are still rising after 6 people are dead.... the louisiana national guard is on the ground but more than 200 roads are closed or impassable. sot - gov. john bel edwards / (d) louisiana "we have road louisiana. the water is dangerous in terms of the coverage on the roads." president obama declared louisiana a major disaster. 1

were best friends the shock my grandmother received on the phone my grandmother suffered a stroke" butt to 7:27:00-7:27:03 "it happened five minutes after she received the phone call." investigators said there was likely some kind of fight between the victim and her estranged husband before she died. 7:28:23-7:28:24 "i'll go to my grave saying he did it." family erlinda to leave him for a while -- and said she always looked for the good in other people. 00:01:50-00:01:57 "a very religious person who's loved by the community. she's kind, gentle." butt to no super 7:25:58-7:26:03 "you wanted to give her a hug right away that's the type of person she was that's why her and my grandmother got along so well." near sloan and washington accident at a waterpark in kansas city police now say the 10-year-old.. killed at "schlitter-bahn".. suffered a fatal neck injury. caleb schwab was riding with world's tallest waterslide when it happened. the two other riders.. who were not related to caleb.. were hospitalized with minor facial injuries. investigators are still trying to determine exactly how i