will buttering technology ever evolve? >> buttering technology? >> yes. you know how you get butter out and slice it on the knife. >> and you get holes on the bread. i ruined that piece of bread. >> this is a kickstarter campaign. >> the butter crayons don't answer to the daily buttering battle. a food safe silicone casing keeping it fresh and acting as a butter dispenser. >> a butter crayon. you put the butter in and press it with your finger or them and dispense the amount you want. >> that's how i use the stick any way. >> i'm not completely sold. if that is still cold when you stick the butter in and rub it on your toast, it's still going to crumb and fall apart. >> the high temperature silicone can be used on a hot pan. >> the wrapper will get messed up. >> and you are not going to end up in the floor with the butter knife in your heart. this kickstarter campaign has just gotten out there. they are looking for $60,000 to get production started. you can get a butter crayon for $15 and get this thing into mass production. >> when you're done, cap it an

you've got butter, peanut butter and powdered icing.ole thing with more chocolate and put it in the refrigerator, let it chill. she adds the snooze, adds the edible eyes. >> the snooze? >> the little red thing -- >> oh, the snooze. >> i thought it was the gobble gobble. >> so, she made the feet, she attached the little tail, and bob's your uncle, you have turkey-shaped buckeye peanut butter balls from cookies, cupcakes and cardio.com. >> but i'm not done. >> oh, my god, two turkeys? >> yes, the turkey ball and then the cake. and she does make it look like a stuffed turkey, because she cuts everything off and shapes it into the form of a turkey. she takes that part she cut off and turns it into stuffing, puts it in the oven to make it browner. she takes the extra cake, mixes it up with butter cream ice cream and shape the drum sticks. >> wow! >> she also made wings. see, you're impressed, aren't you? >> that looks like a cartoon turkey, but you can eat it. >> yes. >> if you want to replicate any of this, go to rightthisminute.com and cli

traditional, philadelphia, german butter cake. >> are you challenging other people who make butter cake of a challenge because this is the best. okay? there isn't anybody else. some people might try and make it. but there isn't anybody else that will make abut err cake like. >> this if you never had it, okay, you're in for a treat. okay? it has got sweet dough inside, it has got the melted butter and sugar topping, amazing. >> pretty good. i heard, i've been working on mine. what's this right here? >> traditional all log, for christmas, also called bush noel. tan has chocolate cake with cream inside and then the butter cream. these curls of chocolate are hand made right here by our bakers, then i have my traditional butter pound cake, right there, that's a vanilla flavor. >> oh, my goodness. >> her end. >> there is a gingerbread, right, how can you have christmas without ginger breath? >> and made it special for tox 29. >> we personalize everything. >> you've done stuff with celebrities, one said you did cake's for prince's 21st birthday party. who are some other people? >> sure. we did

what do you call it, meat -- >> meet butter. >>> meat butter. all right.ave a bone to pick with you. ♪ >> he's a bone picker. that is good. it's really rich. i really love saki. is it okay to drink saki warm. >> some are made to training warm and some are made to drink nice and chilled. >>> i like the one with the biggest hit. this is really good. good invention. morey moto, chestnut street. congratulations. i like it. ♪ >> it looks good. >>> all right a popular south philadelphia restaurant recently added brunch to their menu. >> mike jerrick takes look what's new at nord. >>> i am at a hot corner, 11th and tasker in south philadelphia. look at this. you got cheiral lows on one corner. the park on that other corner and now you have nord-n-o-o-r-d on this corner of 11th and tasker and the owner and chef john carlos here. >> hi. >>> how are you. >> good to see you man. >> noord is dutch, right? >> it is. you dutch. >> i am. >>> you grew up where? >> in southwest philadelphia. >>> southwest filly. >> yeah. >>> i love the place because it's so simple. almost

one ounce of butter. while the butter is melting we want to have the ingredients ready. we don't use oil, we use butter so we don't want it to brown. we use chopped onions, two tablespoons of minuted garlic and black pepper. you want to cook this until the onions are translucent. you have to keep your flame on low, your heat on low. we add our one once of freshed squeezed lime juice. turn the heat up a little bit here. you want to keep on whisking it. we are ready for our one cup of white wine. it should look like a glaze that will start to darken up and thicken up a little bit. it's very important to stand over it and make sure you keep an eye on it so it doesn't reduce all the way. if it evaporates you have to start over. from here it should take two to three minutes before we add our cream. you can see the color darkening up and it's becoming a glaze and we add our heavy cream. as we add our heavy cream it's very important to keep stirring it. you want to turn it down immediately so your cream doesn't begin to boil. you definitely don't want it to burn. once you have

. >> hi, butters. >> butters.y. >> hey. >> the family have been deployed. the sergeant was in south korea for over a year. >> hey. hey. >> how you doing? >> while he was gone, butters was in the careful care of a foster parent it's all part of the humane society's project active duty. the program is available to any service person free of charge for the duration of their deployment no matter how long they're deployed. >> it helps especially being in the military knowing there's place where you know you can give your animal and they'll be well taken care of. you drone to worry about them. if it wasn't for this program, i probably would have had to, you know, give him away or sell him. worry about him being in a good home. and i didn't have to worry about all those things. >> the family has big plans now that they're all reunited. >> me and butters, we can pretty much go out and do anything outdoors, and have fun. have a blast. i don't have to worry about him. >> the couple say the holidays feel a bit more complete

piling stuff up, puts the bucket there, underneath the hole, rolls it up, peanut butter.here which lets him know when the mouse is around. >> it's cool. >> it's a mousetrap video. >> later that night -- >> da, da, da, da, da. the mouse is here. motion sensors detected him. >> i is it waeeird i'm nervous. >> my voice-over voice. goes into the tube. perfect. >> you probably can't see it, but it's in the tube right here. it's been cool to hang with you, little mouse. but this is the end. >> thanks for joining us, everybody. that's our show. we'll see you for the next edition of "rtm." >>> feeding the animals certainly looks fun but -- >> i wouldn't get as close as this woman would. >> what happens when the fence comes down and the camels come out? >> mom! >> he nearly rammed a cyclist but doesn't seem to care. >> but he does care now. >> what happens to the aussie with one bad attitude? >>> a guy reaches into a fireplace to relocate -- >> a family of squirrels. >> the sweet moment mom comes to get her babies. >>> pranksters stage a fake crime sc

a committed in the butter and chocolate chip.it is from a new book. >> chicago tribune reporter and columnist is joined by cookie contest prize winner. congratulations. one of your recipes in the book here. >> we are going to make those in just a moment. tell me a little bit about this process a body compiled the recipe. not everybody made it. >> we've been doing the contest for 20 years. used to be snail mail and e- mail. people could go on line for the first time on facebook for their favor. we picked the top 25. have them cooked and the test kitchen. we had a tasting panel. >> these are from years past. you're going to find several thumbprints. things based on the mexican wedding cake. there is a lot of favorites in there that you will find along with >> this is the important part. people talk about their stories. for the recipe came from. their grandmother who brought it over. it is really touching. it is about how chicagoans came together around food. >> your recipe came from your mother. >> tell us about that. it looks deli

. >> butter, garlic, simple, delicious. >> it's low fat butter. >> that's good. how did you find your way here? >> all word of mouth. >> you have annoying food websites right? >> they're not coming here. >> they're not coming here? >> no. >> there are thousands of foodies with ironic sun glasses and pedoras waiting to get in here. >> i get mad when he brings people here. >> you'd be mad at a line of people waiting? >> it's not about the money. it's keeping the tradition alive. >> what happens when a city goes bankrupt? when it's at the point it's actually considering selling what's left of itself in chunks? in detroit, city services are reduced or cut out completely. few ar -- fewer buses, cops, firefighters. they detroit has a reputation as a tough town. but that toughness is about resilience too. the insistence on sticking with it no matter what. on not giving up in the face of the utter failure of leadership year after year. if the city abandons its parks and leaves them to become overgrown, eaten, like so much of the rest of the city by tall grass and weeds,

god lives in there. >> butter, garlic, simple, delicious. >> it's the low-fat butter. >> that's good.ying foodie websites, right? but they're not coming here. >> they're not coming here. >> oh, no. you walk in the door -- oh, err! >> thousands of foodies with ironic sunglasses and fedoras and they're just waiting to get in here. >> we don't want to place -- i get mad at him when he starts to bring different people. >> really? you'd hate a line of people outside, two-hour wait to get in here? >> yes. yes. >> i don't want to wait for my food. >> who hates money? >> with her it's not about the money, it's about keeping the tradition alive. >> what happens when a city goes bankrupt? when it's at the point that it's actually considering selling what's left of itself in chunks? in detroit, city services are reduced or cut out completely. fewer buses. fewer cops. fewer firefighters. answer, they turn to each other for help. or figure out how to do it for themselves. detroit has a reputation as a tough town. but that toughness is about resilience too. the insistence on sticking with it no mat

until it's nice and sandy. >> just blending the butter and flour?you can do this by hand or if you have a stand mixer. once you have the butter all in there and it looks sandy and crumbly, add in your sour cream. >> until we get a nice dough going? >> nice firm dough. >> this is what the dough will look like after you rolled it out. >> put it in your pan. just roll it on your rolling pin. put your pin underneath. >> you are a professional. >> that looks great. >> this goes in the oven for 15 to 20 minutes at 350. >> we'll make the streusel next. >> brown sugar, all purpose flour, salts, cinnamon, baiking powder and baking soda and melted butter. >> this is what strudel is? >> that's it. >> wow. >> now we're going to build the pie? >> finish off your sauce. here we have some sugar and butter, cooked until it's nice and golden. mix up a little water, corn starch. whatever your favorite spices are. >> now dump the apples straight in? >> yes. >> what's next? >> fill your pie up with a good amount of apple. >> that's awesome. >> once you have that set to

butter. >> jimmy: grass-fed butter. do that. >> jimmy: and then so then you blend it up, it's the most delicious thing ever. >> it's insane. >> jimmy: it just tastes like coffee with cream in it. >> it's so good. >> jimmy: but it's actually good for you. right? >> so good for you. >> jimmy: it's good for you brain. >> it's good for your happiness. >> jimmy: it is. >> it's good for your taste buds. >> jimmy: taste buds. >> and it's good for your brain. and your stomach likes it too. >> jimmy: yeah, no, but there is something to it, it curbs your -- appetite. >> well, what it does is it sort of supplies your body with a healthy amount of fat in the morning. fat is so underrated. it's so good for you, healthy sources of fat. >> jimmy: yes. >> when you get it, it's so great for you. >> jimmy: i love fat! no argument here, man. i love that, absolutely. that's pretty wild. it sounds like -- i tried it and i was like "this is really good." >> yeah. it's so good. >> jimmy: so i do it all the time, yeah. i gained 55 pounds and -

>> butters was in the careful care of a foster parent.l part of the humane society's project active duty. it is available to any service free of charge for the duration of deployment no matter how long they are deployed. >> it helps knowing there's a place where you can give your animal and they can be well taken care of and you don't have to worry about them. >> if it wasn't for this program i would have had to give them away or sell them, worry about him being in a good home. i didn't have to worry about all of those things. >> the family has big plans now that they are all reunited. >> me and butters can go out and do anything outdoors and have fun, have a blast and not have to worry about him. >> it makes the holidays feel more complete and the four legged friend is home. >> you are all chill now, aren't you buddy? >> fantastic really. >> i love those stories. having served in the military it is nice to see people's animals reuniting. they are so excited to see them afterwards. >> i saw a young soldier in the airport. he said i miss m

here we have some sugar and butter, cooked until it's nice and golden. mix up a little water, corn starch. whatever your favorite spices are. >> now dump the apples straight in? >> yes. >> what's next? >> fill your pie up with a good amount of apple. >> that's awesome. >> once you have that set to go, just top it off with streusel. pop this in the oven. 25 minutes for 350 until it's nice and golden brown. >> apple pie. >> best apple pie on earth. >> thank you guys so much. >> thank you for having us. >> sure would be nice to have an apple pie. >> we usually do. unfortunately, the apple pie was delivered during normal business hours and is likely stuck in the messaging center. >> it's possible be it was also stolen. really stole it? >> it's possible. ♪ holy night ♪ sleep in heavenly peace ♪ sleep in heavenly peace thiswatch lime-a-way power wer. through this block of pure limescale! now, let's see it in action. tough hard water build-up? gone. no scrubbing! turbo power destroys it! lime-a-way turbo power. see the difference, or your money back. started us

. >> that butter cake might be the best think i ever put in my mouth. >> really? >> brought everybody butter cake. >> i never had abut err cake being okay, i'll get it, i've heard so much about it. >> i didn't until about an hour ago, changed my life. >> welshing i need to get that a zap. what a mess. >> i'm chang the song to then one soggy christmas eve. because that's, actually, foggy, too, so we can use soggy and foggy today. a keeping track of saint, a latest position, over new zealand, and he's already delivered over 275,000 kids. >> tracking all of it thinning movement four out of ten, yuck, just icky out there. it would be a lower number except that it is mild, so there you are, with bus stop buddy, soggy and foggy, got all of the rain gear, that's what you need to have with you as you run out for the last minter and, last minute gifts, and maybe even visiting family today. >> we have heavy rain of our own moving into south jersey, and into dover, delaware, coastal flood advisory continues throughout the morning at times of high tide. current temperature, 5

melt butter with no chan of iburng. melt chocolate to make sauces with perfect temperature control. >> it's small, it's efficient, it's clean and it's safe. >> announcer: and because it's portable, you can take it anywhere, so it's perfect for buffets and outdoor parties. to tell you more, let's join bob warden and jenny repko at the nuwave test kitchen in chicago. >> let me ask you, do you hate boil-overs and the mess they make in the kitchen? do you hate burnt grilled cheese sandwiches or shriveled-up bacon? >> what about over-fried chicken that's all greasy, or dried-out oatmeal, overdone pork chops or charred steak? >> well, what if i was to tell you that instead, you could now have perfect grilled cheese sandwiches, perfectly browned evenly every single time? >> all that cheese is melted in there, so delicious. >> perfectly melted. and i could have perfectly grilled steaks set at 350 degrees that give me a perfect medium rare steak or however you like it and it's never going to burn. perfect pork chops, and not onl

people are recognizing you can never have too much butter. people recognize that these companies' prospects are terrific. we want markets to be led by growth stocks. bioteches are the epitome of growth. finally foreign markets aren't giving us trouble. emerging markets are taking a breather from a beat down. in other words, we have another -- that's what we need. i wonder how will we do it. it is all good. the recipe is working! of course, it is possible the cake can burn from overheating, perhaps i didn't mix it correctly. one of the reversals can always occur. let me give you the bottom line. it needs more egg. we are in a seasonally strong stock market. with these ten ingredients, you have the classics for a santa claus rally, to save 2014 for the bulls. make no mistake about it, the last two days are the definition of a santa claus rally. how sweet it is. sharon from north carolina. >> caller: hello. have a question. what do you think about wynn resorts. >> if i want to be in the casino business, i believe mgm has more vegas, that's what

melt butter with no chance of it burning. melt chocolate to creamy perfection.e sauces with perfect temperature control. >> it's small, it's efficient, it's clean, and it's safe. >> male announcer: and because it's portable, you can take it anywhere. so it's perfect for buffets and outdoor parties. to tell you more, let's join bob warden and jenny repko at the nuwave test kitchen in chicago. >> let me ask you. do you hate boil-overs and the mess they make in the kitchen? do you hate burnt grilled-cheese sandwiches or shriveled-up bacon? >> what about over-fried chicken that's all greasy or dried-out oatmeal? overdone pork chops or charred steak? >> well, what if i was to tell you that instead, you could now have perfect grilled-cheese sandwiches perfectly browned evenly every single time? >> all that cheese is melted in there so delicious. >> perfectly melted. >> yeah. >> and i could have perfectly grilled steaks set at 350 degrees that give me a perfect medium-rare steak or however you like it, and it's never going to burn. perfect pork chops. and not only pork

a little bit of peanut butter. talk to his little computer down there, which will let him know when the mouse is around. >> later that night. the mouse is here. the motion sensor detected him. >> is it weird that i'm nervous? >> it's because of my voice. the drama. >> that's amazing. >> he goes into the tube. >> oh, perfect! >> it's in this little tube right here. it's been cool to hang with you, little mouse. but this is the end. >> no! >> there's a mess on the floor. somebody is responsible for it. is it this little fellow? not according to him, it's not. >> it's not my fault! >> i didn't do this! >> he's very passionate about his innocence. >> it's not my fault. >> this is yowhose is it? >> daddy's. >> he threw daddy under the mess. >> swrjordan, why did you make s mess? >> say it's my fault and i'm sorry and i'll pick it up. >> i'm sorry. >> are y us clean this up? >> it's not my fault! now i'm going to cry. >> just when you think he's going to admit that it's his fault, you know what, never mind, i'm not going

>> and then, quest, can you just pop some butter on top of this? of butter on your steak. >> jimmy: what? >> well, obviously, you don't like to measure, but that's cool. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: you put a whole thing of butter. >> questlove: all right, well, i'm doing it elvis style. >> i gave him a steak he said, "that's cool." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, okay. >> why are you taking it off? >> jimmy: i mean, come on, man. it's the holidays. [ talking over each other ] come on, scrooge! [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: all right. then, what do you do? >> you put in the oven and let the mutter -- the mutter. [ laughter ] thank you very much. >> jimmy: i love my mutter! i love my mutter so much. >> questlove: i love my mutter too. >> jimmy: i love my mutter. she's the best in the world. i love you, mutter. >> questlove: what's up, mom? >> jimmy: i love my fadder, too. [ laughter ] all right. so, there you go. that's all right. >> you break it out. so, yeah, let's break it out now. >> jimmy: yeah, here you go. this is what it's like after you

we have to take into account it is a holiday period for lots of the world butter here is where the freesh free aj staff hashtag is trending. we learn the london lasht has come outhashtag hasbeen coming, tweets orretweets or retweets. youtube page a video taken by our team, it's worth to remember how far this all goes back. christian a.m. annan amanpor the release of peter baher and mohamed has not happened. the free aj staff page has got a lot of interest, friends and your social networks and get them to put them up for torve everybody to see. you can send your photos, videos, any contributions you've got please send them in. back to you jane. >> the greek parliament has failed to elect a parliament for the first time. means prime minister will have to call early elections. jerna what happens now? >> well, the government essentially defeated in that vote in parliament by just 12 mps votes failing omeet the three fifth -- failing to meet the three fifths majority needed. it will likely happen at the end of january or the very beginning of february. an election it has to be said that the ma

. >> number one best cookie, peanut butter blossoms. >> i don't agree. >> peanut butter cookies with a hershey kiss in the middle. so if you don't agree, what's your favorite christmas cooky? >> i have to go between your sugar cookie, chewy sugar. >> okay does it have to be decorate the, frosting all of that? >> i love. that will all of the dots. >> those are decorations. >> oh, ya. ornaments. or your ginger cookies. good soft gingerbread cookie and eat the gingerbread. now, if you're going to eat a gingerbread man, what do you bite off first in. >> arms. >> go arms, then feet? legs? and then head last? >> yes. >> what do you do? >> dow basically the same. i start at the bottom. start from the bottom here. >> orest's not here any more, you ate him. >> right. >> so my favorite, i lovelace cookies. >> what's a lays cooky? >> buttery goodness, kind of, well, these are casino every crispy, but have oatmeal, all of this birth, to me the more bet butter the better. i also like sugar cookies, with all kind of frosting, almost to the point where we can't cook it any more, just taste all of t

new and improved i can't believe it's not butter. it's time to believe.ve your worst cold and flu symptoms. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tylenol® [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is my favorite songwriter of all time. he's also one of the biggest stars in the history of music. he always has something cool and new to talk about. right now, it's his song "hope for the future" from the gigantic video game, destiny. please give a warm "tonight show" welcome to sir paul mccartney! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: paul mccartney! yes! [ cheers and applause ] that's the way to do it. that is the way to do it. you know you can do whatever you want to do on the show. if you want to host, you can host. you can come sit behind here, yeah. you're paul mccartney. welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you for coming to the show. >> thank you, jim. thank you. >> jimmy: happy holidays to you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have the roots over there. yeah. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last t

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what it is is a butter churn. very, very effective.ave a kid here and his jab is to swing it back and forth. in an hour or so you have butter. >> inside this dwelling is a first century version of this old mous-- house. >> the food was prepared in the kitchen and the floors were beaten or a little plaster small wooden stables something to sit on. it doesn't rain here for nine months and during those three months when it rains december, january, february you have to collect as much water as you possibly can. what this is they are collecting the runoff. the water is coming down on the hillside this is a catch system all of the water filters down to the bottom here and the clean water simply overflows and goes into the house. the water is taken from this well and placed in these receptacles through out the area for cleaning vegetables prior to food preparation. >> these are the types of things jesus would have used. these things are made out of ceramic. >> and for basic refrigeration. >> what they have done is stake enthe soft limestone c

new and improved i can't believe it's not butter.e. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪[music continues]u ♪ [announcer] this is my business. i started it. i believe in it. i know and grow it. i live it and breathe it. i put my heart and soul... ...blood,sweat and tears into it. i run on quickbooks. that's how i own it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back, everyone. so, when you do a comedy show, there is always a chance of telling a joke that may rub people the wrong way. sometimes audiences will get offended and then, all of the sudden, they're not on your side anymore. well, we here at "late night" have come up with a failsafe way to avoid this problem by borrowing from the world of wrestling. now, in wrestling they have what's known as a heel. he's the bad guy that comes out and is so mean and so nasty, he makes the good guy look even better. so we went out and found our very own wrestling bad guy. ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for the "late night heel," stinkmouth pigman. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> ahh! ahh! give it up! give it up! give

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new and improved i can't believe it's not butter. cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. you know, living in new york city, sometimes you forget just how often -- wait a minute. i'm sorry. but something smells like smoke, and if there's a fire in the studio, you know it's time for "ya burnt!" ♪ [ cheers ] >> seth: welcome to the burn zone! we got a lot of topics to scorch through and not a lot of time. over here is the burner. let's turn on the gas and light her up. first up, daylight savings. daylight savings, what daylight are you saving, exactly? they should call you daylight stealings. you're like something i wished for on a monkey's paw. i want an extra hour of sleep in november. done, but in return the sun sets at noon for the next four months. [ laughter ] daylight savings, the sun might be down, but you, ya burnt. people who wear "i voted" stickers. oh, you voted? that's terrific. i'm really glad a person who likes to walk around town with a sticker on their jacket is making choices about our

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