[buzzer] jordan. >> walk away. steve: walk--ha ha ha! [buzzer] >> fall asleep.o whoo! whoo! >> watch tv. steve: watch tv. >> yeah! steve: pass or play? >> we're gonna play. steve: they're gonna play. hey, jen... jen, name something husbands do to avoid having conversations with their wives. >> they go take a ride. steve: they go take a ride. >> yes! [buzzer] steve: karen, only one strike, darling. >> they go to the bar. they go out. steve: they go to the bar. [buzzer] kevin, we got two strikes. you got to be careful. cornell family can steal. >> agree to everything they say. just agree. steve: just--ha ha ha! i do that all the time. agree. [buzzer] that was a good answer, man. all right, cornell family. here's your chance. fred, name something husbands do to avoid having conversations with their wives. >> steve, they go to work. steve: they just get up and go to work. [cheering and applause] number 7. audience: take two-hour dump. steve: jesus. ooh, your legs go to sleep. ooh. number 6. wow. audience: yard work. steve: 4. audience: garage/car stuff. steve: 3. au

] cold car cabman. [ buzzer ] king core carnin. [ buzzer ] carnman concourse. [ buzzer ] kim-kayne concourse a punk that second guy. >> steve: he didn't even get a million. >> jimmy: he overpronounced cabinet. he should have got it wrong for who says cabbie-net. >> steve: i would have smacked him. >> jimmy: corner curio cabinet. what are you a muppet? [ laughter ] corner curio cabbie-net. that guy just lost a million dollars. anyway, i just feel bad for the guy. anyway, we reached out to that guy. his name is paul atkinson. we actually brought him here to new york. ♪ he's here right now. paul atkinson, everybody. right here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming on, buddy. i just had to have you on. >> yeah, well thanks. >> jimmy: they just broke all of our hearts and we love you here. what happened out there? you got nervous? >> yeah, it was part nerves. i mean, pat sajak was like right here and he's a legend. so i have pat sajak, right here. >> jimmy: you seem really calm right now, paul. [ laughter ] i guess i'm no pat sajak. >> so i had no idea what a curio cabinet was. >> jimmy:

[buzzer]> oh! steve: heather, name a place where it would be inappropriate to hit on the opposite sex. >> at a funeral. >> that's great. ha ha ha! good one. steve: "hey, uh, when you get through viewing that body..." ha ha! "hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on now. hey, come on, baby. stop all that crying." [laughter] a funeral. >> yeah. steve: chad, good to see you, mr. firefighter. congratulations. love your work, man. name a place where it would inappropriate to hit on the opposite sex. >> the workplace. steve: the workplace. >> way to go. good job. steve: hello, haley. good to see you again, darling, beautiful mother with the two kids and all. name a place where it would be inappropriate to hit on the opposite sex. >> at your child's school. steve: at your child's school. [buzzer] ok, diane. name a place where it would be inappropriate to hit on the opposite sex. >> for a doctor to a patient? steve: a doctor to the patient. i like that answer. a doctor to the patient. >> yay! steve: you're in

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] cold car cabman. [ buzzer ] king core carnin. [ buzzer ] carnman concourse. [ buzzer ] kim-kayne concourserse. [ buzzer ] corner curio cabbie-net. ♪ that punk. i guy's a punk that second guy. >> steve: he didn't even get a million. >> jimmy: he overpronounced cabinet. he should have got it wrong for who says cabbie-net. >> steve: i would have smacked him. >> jimmy: corner curio cabinet. what are you a muppet? [ laughter ] corner curio cabbie-net. that guy just lost a million dollars. anyway, i just feel bad for the guy. anyway, we reached out to that guy. his name is paul atkinson. we actually brought him here to new york. ♪ he's here right now. paul atkinson, everybody. right here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming on, buddy. i just had to have you on. >> yeah, well thanks. >> jimmy: they just broke all of our hearts and we love you here. what happened out there? you got nervous? >>> yeah, it was part nerves. i mean, pat sajak was like right here and he's a legend. so i have pat sajak, right here. >> jimmy: you seem really calm right now, paul. [ laughter ] i guess i'm no pat s

[buzzer] audience: aww... steve: chad, how are you feeling today? >> great. steve: firefighter, right? >> firefighter and paramedic, yup. steve: great job, man. instead of a thermometer, what might a nurse stick in an annoying patient's behind? >> i'm going to go with a scope or a camera looking down in there to see what's going on, you know? steve: put that camera down there. [applause] it's not what you're thinking, folks, they're very small now, they're real-- it's a little tube camera. >> not that camera. steve: not that polaroid. not the one your mamma had, where the picture come out, and you've got to fan it. no, they ain't talking about that one. put that camera in there, and take a shot. [imitates camera clicking] [bell] [applause and cheering] hello, haley. >> hello, how are you? steve: good, good. instead of a thermometer, what might a nurse stick in an annoying patient's behind? >> a scalpel? [applause] steve: well, put that scalpel! [buzzer] audience: aww... steve: okay, diane, we've got to be careful here, we've got two strikes.

[applause] [buzzer] audience: ohh. steve: you can have a good answer that's not up there.aley, how are you doing? >> hi, good, how are you? steve: congratulations on being the successful daughter here. >> thank you. [laughter] i take credit for that. steve: yeah, i've been hearing a lot about you. [laughter] got the kids and everything, and a great husband, it's just-- >> pretty fulfilling. steve: yes, it is pretty fulfilling, yeah, you mean, as versus what? [laughter] >> being the older, single daughter. [laughs] audience: ohh! >> welcome to "family feud." steve: i really didn't think--you know, i lobbed it, but i didn't think she'd dunk it. i really didn't think she'd take the alley-oop. >> sorry, heather. steve: it's okay, she's had enough of this. haley, we got two strikes, you got to be careful. burns

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was it 75.5 feet, 87.28 feet, 92.5 feet or 93.54 feet. >> i'm going to go c. [ buzzer ] >> what a shame this is a really good one. you're really going to like these. >> brian spit the cherry pit 93.54 feet. >> yes. >> unbelievable. >> quite something during the international cherry spitting championships in eau claire, michigan. >> of course it is. >> of course. >> good for him. thanks for coming. it's always fun when you're on the show. we appreciate it. >>> secrets to a happy marriage, new jersey real housewife star melissa gorga tells us what you need. we'll talk to her right after this. >>> real housewives of new jersey, melissa gorga has been in her hot scenes on the set. >> and knows how to keep it hot with her husband. she wants to help you do the same. with her new book, "love italian style." she's here this morning. >> what made you want to put all this in writing? >> you can't hide through the cameras and being on a reality show, i think joe and i get approached all the time about our marriage. and how we keep it fresh and playful. we have a lot of respect for one another and

[buzzer] >> ohh! steve: rattlesnake was the number one answer. rattlesnake was the number one answer. that's $5.00 a point. that's a total of 880 bucks, but they're coming back to face another family on the "feud." i'm steve harvey, folks. we'll see you next time. pepper jack cheese, mushrooms, jalapeÑos, bacon, tomato and avocado. i call it, "the avocado da vinci". create your om'lart with denny's build your own omelette menu. [captioning made possible by fremantle media] [captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--] >> ♪ made in georgia announcer: it's time to play "family feud." give it up for steve harvey! [captioning made possible by fremantle media] [cheering and applause] steve: how you folks doing? thanank you very much. how you folks doing? hey, welcome to "family feud," everybody. i'm your man, steve harvey, and, boy, we got a good one for you today. we got a family here returning for their fifth and final day with a total-- 22,545 bucks. from leicester, mass., it's the brown family. >> hanmi taekwondo! steve: and

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year's playoffs buzzer beater).. ..d go on to win the state championship... and parsons can't wait for a shot at another title as a senior. - if i was better at basketball, i'd try to play basketball. i could have tried to graduate early because i had the grades and stuff, but i didn't want to miss senior season of basketball and i want another championship. parsons has helped chaparral get off to a great start on the foball field, though, as the wolverines are one of the top-ranked teams in colorado.... and if he has his way, he'll graduate with a handful of hardware before heading to college... - i want a championship. i don't like losing. i refuse to lose. i already have one ring. i would love to have two more - football and basketball. i might start swimming to get a handful, i don't know. as he continues to go after championships the way he goes after the football, look for this sure-handed playmaker to catch on quickly at the next level. -- e'll take another break, but when we return, we'll meet another athlete wh

[buzzer] - wrong. 195 volts. dance. - aah! - it all happened at yale. screams came from actors, but the subjects believed that they were real, that they were torturing people. look, some of them even enjoyed it. - how do i feel? he was getting the shock. i feel all right. - there will be intimacy. here, let me just... finish this... - it's your five grand, hon. whatever you want. - shock levels were automatically recorded by an event recorder wired directly into the shock generator. - that is incorrect. this will be a 330. [buzzer] - ow! - all this fake screaming. you don't put people in simulations of conflict. you put people in conflict. [ mom ] in my family, so we just look for this g. 'cause general mills makes over 40 yummy flavors that are 130 calories or less per serving. and they're packed with vitamins and minerals. from lucky charms to cheerios. over 40 cereals. 130 calories or less. but sometimes, i still struggled to get going, even get through the day. so i was honest with my doctor. i told her i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. she sa

[buzzer] >> joe coniglio over here. steve: knuckles. >> knuckles. steve: i didn't know that. we're getting friendly. >> motivational speaker. steve: huh? >> and inspirational speaker. steve: you're a motivational speaker? >> yeah. steve: really? >> yeah. you put the garbage out, i make sure you guys eat it. pick it up or pay. steve: he's a motivational speaker. put your garbage out and you don't pay, he comes to talk to you. >> i just make a phone call. steve: he just motivates you. "you want to pay, or what? you want to pay for the pickup, or you want to get picked up? what do you want here? how you want this to go? make it easy on yourself." joe, if the toilet in your apartment were broken, name something you'd use instead. >> how about the shower? steve: right there. >> great answer. steve: in the shower, baby.

. >> i'm going to go with b. [ buzzer ] >> oh, look, it's my lullabye album for anderson. >> the correctis she threw that keg 12 feet, 10 inches. >> quite something. nina geria, from the ukraine, world's strongest woman, 21. she's carried a car in wheel barrow style. over 295 feet. >> carried a car like it was a wheelbarrow? >> exactly. >> that is sick. >> vy strong lady. >> from australia, largest collection of "star wars" memorabilia consists of how many unique items? 500, 90,546, 500,354 or over 1 million? >> c. >> excuse me. it's my party animal. >> the correct answer, 90,546. >> yes. >> another entry was 2,014 books. the force is definitely with him. he has over 300,000 itunes but he's cataloged only 90,000 items and says it will take many more years to come to catalog the whole collection. >> one more, kath? >> a lady from colorado. she said it was raining when she last. our hopes and prayers for everybody there in your beautiful state. how far did brian "young gun" krause spit a cherry pit? how is this woman supposed to know that? was it 75.5 feet, 87.28 feet, 92.5 feet or 93.54 f

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sorry. [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] i'm so sorry. i didn't mean to do that.m so sorry. i didn't know what to do. i'm just totally embarrassed. oh, my gosh. >> it's not a very hard one, in his defense. >> jimmy: i can't even look at it. i can't even look at it. honestly, i'm totally embarrassed. >> in your defense, it's hard to draw twerking. >> jimmy: oh, my god. thank you so much. >> you could have drawn an ass with music, though. like a big ass. >> jimmy: that's kind of what i did, right? >> you spent a lot of time on some sort of shoulder. [ laughter ] okay? >> jimmy: it's someone twerking with a dislocated shoulder. [ light laughter ] very tough one. >> which one? [ audience shouting ] >> go for it. >> okay. it's a phrase. >> it's a phrase. >> um, don't let the baby out with the bath water. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a phrase? >> the crown. the cake. birthday cake! blow out your candles. piece of the pie. it's another piece of pie. pie candle. >> jimmy: yes! that's it, pie candle! [ laughter ] >> layer cake. piece of pie! pie! piece! candle! flames! [

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[ buzzer ] is it possible to ensure yourself against the insanity of our elected leaders jo to be immune of the inside the beltway wars? and how much of a weakness we've seen, including today? it's breakdown day. dropped. nasdaq, replaced at the feet of the bears in the white house in the gavel. first, let's establish what's happening. we know the fed lowered the boom on the short sellers telling them to be careful because bernanke is still a lover of bonds. if you were selling bonds. short. expect them to go lower. many work. you have the mean whama jama upside the head. a technical term. there's one problem. this market thinks see xentially and obsesses about the next big, bad event right after the one has been solved. so we obsessed about the fed. it occurred. like it never happened. even though it was a positive. why? because we've been obsessed about the next series. the budget wrangling. obsessed about the debt ceiling, affordable care act. what's secrets they come up for us down there in the capitol. i remember when asked if i were bullish going into the fed meeting i said, not ex

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. >> corner corro cabinet. [ buzzer ] >> lewis, your turn. >> i'll solve. >> yeah. >> corner curio cabinetdience oohs ] [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: i'm so mad. we've got to do something for that guy. we've got to have him on the show. "corner corro cabinet." [ laughter ] corn curry cab, corn curry? [ laughter ] corn curry. jimmy crack corn corn. [ laughter ] corn corn card, jim corn card. king corn. [ laughter ] and then pat sajak was like, "close, but no kigar." [ laughter and applause ] didn't get it. come on now. how about that other guy? the guy who wins, over-pronouncing it. he was like, "corner cur-i-o cab-i-net." [ laughter ] rubbing it in. like, what a jerk. yeah. [ laughter ] i think the other guy's a winner. we'll have him on the show. we'll do something fun with that guy. if you're watching, call us, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] you deserve that. i can't give you $1 million. we won't give you $1 million. but you can come on and wave hi to everybody. i don't know. [ laughter ] just come over. just have him come on the show and just say "corner curio cabinet." [ laughter ] and then g

(buzzer rings) you don't have the authority to question me or anyone else at barton hall. sir? escort mr. foyle out. it is your duty to leave here and never speak of this again. well, our ideas of duty obviously differ quite considerably. good afternoon, sir. excuse me, would you mind telling me who you voted for? no. how's it... good afternoon. how's it looking? it's close. but this helped. please tell me this wasn't you. excuse me, do you mind telling me who you voted for, please? mrs. ross, i'm not at all sure how much comfort this will be to you, but your husband didn't kill himself. he didn't? no. when he returned home after the car accident, you mentioned he was eager to check some blood samples. am i right? yes. were these samples taken at the accident? i believe so, yes. where might we find these? please. this must have been what he was last working on. yes, this is the blood sample. and this must be the result. what does that say? someone suffering from tick-borne encephalitis. fatal without treatment. i saw a lot of it in the camp. sir? yes. galt's file is on your des

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