bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye byees in the wind ♪ ♪ >> thank you, seth. ♪ and though we all miss you everyday we know you're up there eating heaven's hay ♪ ♪ and here's the part that hurts the most humans cannot ride a ghost ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian you're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian miss you in the saddest fashion ♪ ♪ bye bye li'l sebastian you're 5000 candles in the wind ♪ ♪ >> carson: welcome to "last call" from the skylark in new york city. i'm your host carson daly and here is the big rundown for tonight. coming up, natalie prass makes her tv debut from the "el rey." plus we "snapshot" talented singer/songwriter dave hause. but first, veteran actress hope davis swings by "last call" to talk about her starring role in the new nbc thriller "allegiance." for more take a look at the "last call spotlight." ♪ >> apparently people are telling me now that the show is out that i look very russian to them. i think -- now i have this pale

. >> bye-bye. bye-bye. ♪ >> i'm so glad to be here. thank you. hello. hi. good to meet you.guys supposed to be the axis of evil? >> you are right. we are demonized by the media outside. you show black and white. people are demonstrating, and killing and bombing and this and that and you see and this and that, but you never talk about the real people who are actually living peacefully inside the country. you know? and eventually in the future of the world, we and americans have a very special place in this, you cannot play a game without considering iran as a friend. >> one of his passions is ancient persia, culinary history, and he is writing a book. how do you pronounce the specialty here? dizi? >> zizi, it's the name of the pot. >> earthenware. >> this is one of the dishes of humankind. it goes back to mesopotamia. 6,000 years ago. >> potato, chick peas, water. lamb cooked together. add a little fat. mash it up with potatoes and chickpeas. that's good. what do iranians want to eat today? it is a home cooking culture. i mean -- >> yes. we didn't hatch the culture of eating

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bye-bye dollar signs at the end of the day. >> reporter: once you're in you're still not safe. profiles are reviewed. periodically. >> we've removed numerous people over the years for letting themselves go. >> reporter: by the way, my application was not successful. i was overwhelmingly humiliatingly rejected. i had the "absolutely not" tally. i shouldn't be here. any moment greg's going to show me the door. i'm nick watt for "nightline" in hollywood. >>> next meet the amazon all-stars whose reviews are so trusted they're bombarded with free products. >>> and later on "nightline," a sin city success story. no more demons for the band imagine dragons. having chantix as a partner made it more successful. along with support, chantix (varenicline) is proven to help people quit smoking. chantix helped reduce my urge to smoke. some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood hostility, agitation, depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. some people had seizures while taking chantix. if you have any of these stop chantix and call your doctor right away. tell your doctor about any history of mental health problems, which could get worse while taking chantix or history of seizures. don't take chantix if you've had a serious allergic or skin reaction to it. if you develop these stop chantix and see your doctor right away as some can be life-threatening. tell your doctor if you have a history of heart or blood vessel problems or develop new or worse symptoms. get medical help right away if you have symptoms of a heart attack or stroke. decrease alcohol use while taking chantix. use caution when driving or operating machinery. common side effects include nausea trouble sleeping and unusual dreams. chantix absolutely helped me quit smoking. ask your doctor if chantix is right for you. there comes a time in everyone's life when you want more. like a new meticulously engineered german sedan. finely crafted. exactingly precise. desire for such things often outpaces one's means. until now. hey matt, new jetta? yeah. introducing lots of new. the new volkswagen jetta. isn't it time for german engineering? >>> imagine having packaged goodies you didn't order arriving at your door all the time. for amazon's top reviewers, it's not christmas come early, it's everyday life. these critics are so trusted, a digital thumbs-up from them can result in major sales. but keeping up with the onslaught is practically becoming a full-time job. here's abc's brandi hitt. >> let's open some packages. two rubber iphone cases. this is a coffee mug. headsets. >> reporter: in a world where everything has a price, bob debaez managed to get all this stuff for free. >> usb charger. >> reporter: by day an i.t. specialist in washington, d.c. by night, he's an amazon celebrity. >> a box that's full of surprises. >> reporter: he's gained celeb status on amazon by reviewing hundreds of products over the years. for most like bob, it started off small. a review here or there. and now? >> this is a speaker i did get sitting here on the shelf -- >> reporter: companies september him product for free. he gets around 30 a week. >> it's something i enjoy doing. it's my slice of my 15 minutes of fame. >> reporter: bobby's in the top ten of amazon's trusted reviewers. and has been in what they call the reviewers hall of fame for the past five years. >> these headphones are very light. less than seven ounces. >> reporter: for him it's more than just a hobby. he spends three to four hours a night reviewing. >> it's time consuming to be a hobby. >> reporter: and he goes all-out. setting up photo shoots for his reviews. and doesn't mince words writing comments like "what i received was next to worthless." he even posts video reviews. all in the hopes of raising his rankings. >> 25 separate compartments. i think it's a very nice wallet. >> reporter: and their words can oftentimes make or break a product. manufacturers hoping to cash in on their high standings shower them with goods because that golden star of approval translates to big money. >> that's what amazon is. it's like -- it's like the new mainstream. >> reporter: mandy is number nine on the amazon celebrity list. a political consultant and single mom she spends her spare time building up a review count on amazon. >> how much stuff are you getting on your doorstep? >> it varies. it's slowed down. i slowed down a lot. but around christmas time i was getting sometimes, you know 15 to 20 boxes a day. >> reporter: many of mandy's free items include clothing like scarves, household goods, lotions, beauty products jewelry. all free under the guidelines that she can't sell them. >> it's a little locket. looks very expensive. >> how do you review jewelry? based on taste? >> i've done that. that again will be a five-second review. i might take a picture of it. >> what's the biggest item you've reviewed? >> a washing machine. >> that's an expensive item. >> yeah, pretty expensive. >> reporter: amazon says the number of reviews doesn't necessarily help the person's rankings. it's the number of helpful votes that plays a bigger role in reviewers reaching amazon's top rank. >> they're hugely powerful. they give -- on average they do between one and five reviews a day. they sell tens of millions of dollars worth of product. >> reporter: pr specialist howard bragman says amazon reviewers are often in the same circles as other online celebrity celebrities. >> the famous people who have huge twitter followings or facebook followings or youtube followings. we trust this person so that person gets taller by nature. >> reporter: to some reviewers there's a negative consequence. >> have you ever gotten threats before? >> yes. when initially told me what a horrible mother i was and a cheat and a -- and i think i said, let's coexist, let's agree to disagree or something. he e-mailed back and said that he would not coexist with me on this planet. so it had a very threatening tone, the e-mail. i called the police. >> you went as far as calling the police? >> it was a little scary. i'm not the only one who's been threatened, i'm sure. >> reporter: overall, these issues aren't frequent and haven't escalated past online trolling. >> that's the nature of the world we live in. if we love a product and somebody else doesn't, we're not happy about it. but i can tell you being in the crisis pr business, death threats are pretty commonplace in this world. >> reporter: and while it sometimes may seem like a full-time job, this hobby and all of the products isn't for everyone. >> for one thing you're inpaid. you don't make any money off of this. i wouldn't buy most of this stuff. it's not that it was bad. if i was in the market for silicone barbecue gloves then maybe i would. and what do you do with all of it? >> reporter: many reviewers give the extra products away. but with close to $100 billion if revenues last year amazon hopes these reviewers keep on giving their opinions. >> do you think this is glamorous? >> not at all. this is actually a little embarrassing. and i may have no life but i don't want people to know i have no life. >> reporter: as for bob's social life, his wife certainly has an opinion. >> she hates that we come home from work together every day and when she sees a package or two or three piled up in the driveway, i invariably get a dirty look. she'd rather i spend time doing chores around the house or bathing than doing amazon reviews. >> reporter: for "nightline," i'm brandi hitt in los angeles. >>> and next grammy-winning band imagine dragons takes us back to their beginnings before "radioactive." with a secret concert to celebrate. ♪ ♪ welcome to the most social car we've ever designed. the all-new nissan murano. nissan. innovation that excites. 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(announcer) built to be there for your family. love. it's what makes a subaru a subaru. >>> for a bunch of rock stars, the members of imagine dragons are surprisingly down to earth. they may win grammys but nobody's keeping their dressing rooms at a perfect 72 degrees or picking out all the green m&ms. tonight these chart-topping musicians are returning to their hometown to say thank you. a little place you might have heard of called las vegas. here's abc's rachel smith. ♪ ♪ i'm on top of the world heh ♪ >> reporter: feeling on top of the world isn't just a catchy lyric for this band. hitmakers imagine dragons seem to have the formula down for chart-topping pop rock anthems like "radioactive." ♪ welcome to the new age welcome to the new age the new age ♪ >> how does it feel? essentially being on top of the world? >> every day, we still go onstage thinking, really

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>>andy rose:justin timberlake is saying "bye, bye, bye" to those baby rumors.mer 'n sync-er posted a birthday photo to his instagram account saturday, announcing he and wife, actressjessica biel, are expecting. j-t's post says he's "getting the greatest gift ever". the couple doesn't appear to know the sex yet. timberlake hashtagged, "boy or girl?" and "we are taking bets." breaking bad star anna gunn is headed to c-b-s. the emmy-winner will shoot a criminal minds spinoff pilot with gary sinise in february. the two will play f-b-i agents investigating international cases. the episode will run as part of criminal minds' regular season this spring. american sniper continued its number one streak at the box office. bringing in almost 32-million dollars, the bio-pic broke the record for largest unadjusted super bowl weekend gross. children's story, paddington, moved up to number two. and the new sci-fi thriller, project almanac, came in at third place, closely trailing paddington. for hollywood minute, i'm andy rose. >>vicki liviakis:restaurants and wine bars cryin

bye! bye! >> see you. i love you! >> love you. write me. >> pamala speckin has spent her last night at the kent county jail. her transfer to state prison has come through and she will now leave to serve a three- to five-year sentence for her fifth drunk driving conviction. >> you were a good wife and a good mom. i just can't believe it went from laying in bed next to each other to this. >> speckin recently said good-byeafterwards she wrote him a letter with a proposal she hopes will keep them together. >> i know that i'm going to be gone for a long time, and he goes to work every day, takes care of our home, our children. he's got to have something outside of that. this is a letter to my husband. it says, "nick, i want you to know that i don't expect you to stay faithful. all's i ask is that you wear a condom. don't do it in our home, and don't catch anything. be safe. don't fall in love. put my face on whoever you're doing that with. just get it in, do the deed, and walk away. i love you. give the kids love for me." i don't think he'll do this in a million years just because i know him. but i want him to feel okay. i don't want him to leave -- i don't want him to leave me -- leave me for somebody else. you know? because of that. >> i wish i wouldn't have picked up a drink. i had choices, and i made the bad ones. now i have to suffer the consequences. i don't like it, but it is what it is. >> all rig

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bye, bye, bye, sell sell sell for instance when the news is bad, the sellers are more powerful than the buyers. when news is good the buyers just aren't paying up like they used to. today finally the market opened down with more disappointment. but it was only able to rally nicely. >> that reverses january's hideous almost daily pattern. i have to admit i found that heartening. i say, let's examine what's been happening lately so you are ready if the market can't sustain the old gain. we may be more bullish that january is in the rear view mirror, let's dissect what went wrong last mont. i like to do that on the big up days. the best example is the airlines. now, for the longest time before going into 2015. whenever the price of oil fell there would be an immediate rally up in the airline stocks. it's one of the can't miss correlations of 2015. that's because pretty much like the airline, cheaper jet fuel went to the bottom line. you can raise numbers and raise them some more. then we got these uncertainties spreading like wide fire. first each airline reported earnings. this time aroun

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(announcer) built to be there for your family. love. it's what makes a subaru a subaru. >>> the tables are set, valentine's day falls on a saturday and restaurants tell us they're going to be busier than ever. if you're the kind that procrastinates getting a reservation could be tough. >> cara liu is live in burlingame after checking in with restaurants and florists around the bay area. >> reporter: they've been absolutely bombarded with flower requests. the owner says it is their business to help valentine day procrastinators. >> reporter: the views at scapes on the bay make it fantastic. >> we have the dragon roll then we also have the ahi poki. >> reporter: but the restaurant has been fully booked for valentine's dinner for three weeks. >> we're fully booked on valentine's day. >> reporter: sunday reservations are being offered as an alternative. meanwhile the staff is getting ready for patrons. >> at the same time it's going to be organized chaos. if they have a wait and we can't accommodate the people if they sit longer, then we just offer champane to people that are on the wait so they don't have to worry about it. >> reporter: a delivery business that specializes on local food and milk, heart shaped brownnies and other deserts are coming out of the oven. >> we have chocolate brownnies that will soon be covered with ganash. >> these are the greens. the idea is that it's stay in and cook at home with your loved one. so we have dinner kits, recipe kit where is you get everything you need. >> reporter: the company is taking orders until midnight for friday or saturday delivery. back here at the flower shop, workers are expecting 250 orders tomorrow, and upwards of 300 walk-in customers, so the truly last minute people on valentine's day. >> cara, thanks so much. valentine's day is big business. the national retail federation says this year americans will spend a record $18.9 million on their loved ones. that works out to be an average of $142 a person. most of the money is spent on candy, cards and flowers. >>> and obviously when you think of valentine's day you naturally think of roses while some are grown locally, most roses are now being grown outside of the united states. >> 20, 30 years ago they used to be over 100 rose growers in california. now there's probably five to 10 serious rose growers left that do a large amount. >> reporter: according to the u.s. department of agriculture, florists import 80% of the flowers they use in bouquets. if you want to support local farmers, you should ask where the flowers you're buying were grown. >>> b.a.r.t. gave final approval to a ban on electronic cigarettes. b.a.r.t. says they've been getting a lot of complaints about secondhand smoke and vapor from those e cigarettes. the ban will not be forced immediately but will once the signs go up. >>> a woman who is days away from getting married killed by a hit-and-run driver. tonight the person responsible is still at large. the young woman's mother completely broke down today talking about what happened -- cristina rendon has the story. >> reporter: we thank you for the plan that you have in place that's going to make an impact in this community. >> reporter: this mother is praying to god to get her through yet another tragedy in life. >> she was my baby. my only girl. >> reporter: bonner's 25-year- old daughter bratannia was hit and killed by a driver. this is the second child bonner has lost to violence. she says one of her sons was murdered in 2010. >> we just buried her brother five years ago now we're burying her. >> reporter: the california highway patrol in contra costa says britannia was in a cross road when the car hit her around 10:30 on saturday night. the driver took off leaving no physical evidence behind. >> we're trying to look at everything we possibly can within that area trying to scour the community to see if anybody saw anything during that time period. >> reporter: near by surveillance cameras did not capture the accident. that's why britannia's families says it's crucial that witnesses come forward. >> there's no way that nobody saw what happened here. that's why we're pleading to be the village that we want to have compassion for the people. >> come to the police and talk to them. a mother is not supposed to bury their children and we have to stop all of this killing and cold-bloodedness. we have to have a heart for the people. >> reporter: the intersection is now marked with a memorial killed with messages from family, friends and the woman she was going to marry valentine's weekend. bonner's passionate plea extends to the driver responsible but says she's leaving the outcome in the lord's hands. >> even you who did this to my daughter i need you, i need god to come forth in the name of jesus. come forth and take the responsibility for this because you took my baby from me. you took my baby. you took my baby. >> reporter: if you do have any piece of information yourself asked to call the contra costa chp office, cristina rendon. >>> a new national monument here in the bay area. the move today advancing that idea. >> i'm laying out when temperatures will peak over your weekend and the next chance for rain in the extended forecast. >>> up first, the search for a man who knocked a police officer off of a train platform. >>> san francisco police have released surveillance pictures of a man they say assaulted an officer. it happened on january 23rd around 5:40 in the evening near the corner of fourth and king street. investigators say the man ran from officers knocking one of them off a raised muni platform. the officer was injure and that man escaped. police would like to hear from anyone who recognized the man on this photo. >>> the attorney for suge knight says that his client was being ambushed when he ran over a man and killed him. the 49-year-old is facing murder, attempted murder and hit-and-run charges. prosecutors say his bail should be increased to a million dollars. >>> the former army private in the wiki leaks scandal will be allowed to undergo hormone therapy in prison to become a woman. 27-year-old chelsea manning formally known as bradley manning was convicted. the day after he was convicted, manning announced he wanted to live as a woman. he's now serving a 35 year sentence at fort levinworth. manning had filed a lawsuit back in september for access to services to change his gender. >>> legislation introduced today in washington will turn -- 6,000 acres near davenport known as the port dairy. as the new redwoods. to protect it from development. it was officially donated to the bureau of land management last year. >>> tonight a single mother is thanking ktvu viewers for their incredible generosity after her family was featured in a ktvu report for their living conditions at a dilapidated hotel. at last check people had donated $10,000 to help them move out of the hotel. they moved into a room with no private bathrooms after denise says that tkphráesic abuse forced her to look for a new place to live. her daughter dana is getting straight a's in school despite what many call horrible conditions. >> sometimes when i want privacy i go in the closet. i know it's ridiculous but that's the only place i can go. >> reporter: after our story aired, we were flooded with requests from viewers who wanted to help. so nicole set up a fund raising page on the website go fund me.com. in just 24 hours they raised $10,000. the family hopes to begin looking for a new place to live soon. i talked to nicole on the phone and said, mom look how much money people have donated to us already. >> wonderful story. >>> and spring like weather in winter. chief meteorologist bill martin will take us through the complete bay area forecast. >> but up first, how long could you go without your smart phone or tablet? the pledge hundreds of students are taking. bulldog: mattress discounters presidents day sale ends presidents day? get up to four years interest-free financing on the entire tempur-pedic cloud collection! and, get a queen size serta mattress and box spring set for just $397. ♪ mattress discounters ♪ >>> texts, tweets, snap chats, google searches they've all become part of our daily routines on our cell phone, tablets and laptops. the question is could you push pause on all that technology and give it up for 72 hours? hundreds of students at a school in san francisco decided to find out and ktvu's rob roth spent the day at the school where they're taking what you might call a tech time out. >> reporter: for so many people electronic devices have been constant companions. >> great job. >> reporter: but here in san francisco's convent and stewart hall school students are taking a tech time out. >> i'm very addicted to my phone and i love texting. >> reporter: so he and hundreds of others from fifth graders to high school seniors have accepted a challenge. they're voluntarily sealing away their cell phones and i pads. >> goodbye phone. goodbye my first child. >> reporter: and anything else with a screen for the next 72 hours. >> this is an opportunity for us to think about the use of those devises and those apps before we have to do it. to create a kind of mindfulness and that's what this is all about. >> reporter: that means no texting, no tweeting no instagrams for three days, can they survive. >> i think it's going to be hard but i can do it. >> reporter: the challenge is a little distasteful but they feel it's for their own good. >> maybe in the future when i'm looking for something to do it won't be just go on my phone or watch tv, it'll be go outside and play basketball. >> reporter: these girls were playing cards during a free period. interacting with each other instead of staring at a screen. the tech time out is voluntary. out of 800 possible students 500 have accepted a challenge. that means many students declined the officer including this eighth grader. >> kind of feel like i'm being grounded and i don't really have to. >> reporter: school leaders say success may be hard to measure right away. >> success would be that the children come out of this with a level of discernment. that they look back and say, i don't always have to have my phone with me. >> reporter: when the 72 hours ends then what? >> i will fall back into my original routine. >> really? >> yeah i think so. >> reporter: electronic devices may be here for good but sometimes you have to hit the pause button. in san francisco, rob roth, ktvu fox tv news. >>> stocks moved up after news of a peace agreement. dow was up 110 points. the price of oil settled almost 5% at $55 a barrel. they've set the speculation as to how low prices will go. with some analysts saying a price of oil at $51 a barrel is a real possibility. >>> southwest airlines announced they're adding nonstop flights between san jose and dallas. the links will add five new destinations with dallas. dallas to charleston, florida, portland, sacramento, san jose and seattle tacoma. >>> we're checking in on the weather. we have plenty of nice weather to talk about. look at these high temperatures from today. the temperatures are just up there. 71 in santa rosa. 79 the record in oakland downtown. see these inland temperatures in the summer months, antioch, fairfield those will be the hot spots. in a pattern like these the hot spots seem to be around the warmer areas and at the lower elevations where the air is sinking and warming further. a reverse pattern for us. we will see that again tomorrow. temperatures will be quite similar. the jet stream still has a track going this way right over the top. as active as this pacific is. that's an active pacific but everything is missing us. these clouds you see out here tonight. those obviously at the sunset you noted them. kind of got partly cloudy in the north bay. that's just fair weather stuff. it's not going to impact us in any way other than to filter out the sunshine. i think there will be a few of those tomorrow. highs in the 50s. a little bit of patchy valley fog tomorrow morning. the winds are light. with light winds a little bit of a wet ground. you have high dewpoints you're going to see fog. light winds calm, mountain view calm in hayward, calm in livermore. look for valley fog. there'll be a dense fog advisory tomorrow morning. there's one in effect right now. patchy fog in the north bay. oakland tomorrow 73. 69 for a lunchtime temperature. so a nice looking day in oakland. a lot like today. your san jose day a lot like today as well. temperatures tomorrow it's almost a repeat of what we had today. we might see another record tomorrow as well. mostly sunny for your friday. mild to warm and it stays this way right through your weekend. unusual weather for this time of year. there are the clouds that we're talking about. next chance for anything. next chance for this ridge to go away and drop the jet stream down is some where around january 21st, to 25th something like that. just look at the latest models it brought it in at the 27th. it's a flip-flop back and forth. dry pattern continues. this is the next week. you see all of those going that way. dry pattern continues right through next week. forecast highs tomorrow a lot like today. maybe a couple of records. 72 in livermore. some spots will be warmer. santa clara valley and down toward the gilroy area. we saw some upper 70s tomorrow. tomorrow we might see a couple of 80s south of here. the five day forecast with the bay area weekend in view. there it is. you have plenty of sunshine to talk about. good thing we got rain next weekend because we're not seeing it now. >> looks like april. >> it does look like april. >> it feels like it. >> yeah. i had the ac on my way to work. >> yeah i know who would you trust to postyour facebook status after you die. starting today you can name a facebook estate executor. that person can now respond to new friend requests. update your photo and even postfuneral information. when facebook was notified a person had died, people could only view a person's facebook page, no changes could be made. >>> you never know what you are going to see at at&t. >> 71 degrees today. before we start talking about sports. the story from one of the corporate clam bake we'll call it down in pebble. one guy who has made a career out of being a bafoon on the movies and one that made it by working hard on the gallery. and how can you not root for this guy. john daly best opening round for him in 10 years. 7-under. birdie at 18. his wife his caddy appreciates his work. he's one back of the leader and they are coleaders. justin hicks and this man j.b. holmes. and seal of approval. the sammy sosa salute for mr. murray to close out a great day there. >>> you figured stanford always high aspirations could make a better game of it. utah but they were way out of their depth in salt lake city tonight. utah explodes right out of the gate. jordan gloverich. the floater will go. he had a dozen cardinal with 12 turnovers tonight. that didn't help him. and deon wright will take advantage right here with a nice steal. for utah he knows what to do with it. let them with 15 points. cardinals will never end it. stanford just 7-5 from the pac12 for johnny dawkins. it appears the bears have put bad basketball in the rear. cal allumn now a denver running back there to see it. down the stretch in colorado, tyrone wallis will wind up stealing it. watch him jump for the jump hook, got it to fall. they go up four. 27 seconds left. he had 16 by the way. they draw even in the pac12 at 6-6. now as we creep closer to tournament time. a disturbing trend for the gales of st. maries maries mary's. sports part two next. >>> you might say moving the wrong way at a high rate of speed and there's no right time for that when you're talking about st. mary's basketball. expectation is high but they practically get run off the court. the lady announcer just about keels over. game not much. chase fisher, lay in for byu. they take it easy 82-60. >>> 216 times now. santa clara and usf have played each other. this one tight right down to it. brandon clark shooters bounce for santa clara. he gets it to go. he had 21:56 seconds left that tied it to go to usc. 11-4. devin watson the hook back to durston. and the dawns prevail. 61-62. college hoops women's variety. bears are winners over ucla70- 64. >>> we're getting closer to spring training, so to get you in the baseball mood my favorite play of the night it happened in colorado rockies fantasy camp. 80-year-old lou dunlap gets brushed back by one of his fellow campers. he didn't like it. he starts to charge the mound. the umpire watch him. he doesn't like where that pitch was on ball four so he starts stepping out toward the mound and the umpire says, don't do it. you know, wise as an owl but ferocious. >> lou -- >> i don't know if that qualifies for charging the mound. >> in 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bye-bye. >> steve: from stage 1 at universal studios hollywood in los angeles, california, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will smith rosamund pike musical guest, jack white and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: compton. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. that's what i'm talking about right there. [ cheers and applause ] electric crowd. thank you so much! hey. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you. thank you so much, los angeles. we had a great time out here. this is a blast. it's been great. it's been so nice. i'm not sure if l.a.'s rubbed off on me, but i just changed my name to jim faldashian. [ laughter ] it's been a really fun four-day road trip, or what you guys would call, "driving home from work." [ laughter ] but it really has been amazing taping out here at universal studios. they've been so great to us here. there's so much to see and so much to do. they have rides. they actually make big movies here in the backlot. we sent our entertainment correspondent pat borelli out to show us right now live what a real live studio backlot looks like. pat? >> thank you, jimmy. well, i'm here in the backlot of universal studios, and as you can see, it's pretty quiet. but in a few hours -- >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, no. that's terrible. pat, are you okay, buddy? >> what the heck? that guy came out of nowhere. >> jimmy: yeah, he did. >> sorry, jimmy. anyway, as i was saying, the universal backlot's going to be bu -- [ anvil crashing ] >> jimmy: an anvil fell. >> steve: an anvil! someone threw an anvil at him. >> jimmy: pat, are you still there? patrick? [ cheers and applause ] oh, my. you don't want to see that. you just don't -- you don't like to see that. stay in the tram if you do the universal tour. stay inside -- >> steve: what kind of dog was that? >> jimmy: what kind of dog? i think it was a wiener dog. [ laughter ] i hope he's okay. i hope he's all right. here's some political news, guys. i read that seven prominent republicans will attend the first ever iowa agriculture summit, where they will discuss farming issues. chris christie might not go because the last time he was on a farm someone tried to milk him. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on. hey. hey. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that took it too far. >> steve: udderly ridiculous. [ laughter ] check this out. ferrari just debuted a new muscle car that can go from zero to 124 miles per hour in under nine seconds. drivers here in l.a. were like, "how fast can it go from zero to three miles an hour? [ laughter ] because that's really as fast as you can go." [ cheers and applause ] this is very interesting here. according to a new ser survey, people who frequently use emojis when texting have more active sex lives. [ cheers ] or as emoji users put it -- [ laughter ] yeah. >> steve: that means -- that means you are okay. >> jimmy: oh, you are okay. >> steve: you're really okay. [ laughter ] of course there have been a lot of reports this week about the big measles outbreak here in l.a. and i think even the reporters are starting to fear contamination. check it out. >> now state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla's steve kuzj live in hollywood. steve. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: what happened? >> steve: he was waiting for him. >> jimmy: can we see the end of that again? i just want to see that. >> live in hollywood. steve. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: on the bright side, he got to meet the old lady from "the goonies." is that who that was? i didn't know who that was. [ applause ] >> steve: follow the bulldog, man. >> jimmy: actually, the measles thing is pretty scary. in fact, it feels like there's been a ton of bad news recently. we here at "the tonight show" decided to do something about that. because we're in l.a. this week we asked real local nbc anchors from all over california to read stories that we wish were true. stories that make us feel happy. i'll show you what i mean in tonight's installment of "i've got good news and good news." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got good news i got good news i got good news ♪ >> a new survey shows that only 10% of americans are thinking, "nah," while 90% are thinking, "oh, hell, yeah." >> a new medical study shows the cure to getting rid of a a hangover is to never stop partying. [ cheers ] >> doctors all around the country have issued a warning that you better check yoself before you wreck yoself. [ cheers ] >> it was just announced today that every time i start talking i turn into a cartoon bear who can only talk about how great rock and roll is. isn't rock and roll the best? [ laughter ] >> abcdef goat. hijklmno pizza. qrstu velociraptor, wxy zucchini. [ laughter ] >> and finally tonight, let's run away together. let's just forget all of this non-sense and go live on an island somewhere in the bahamas. we'll start all over and come up with a secret language that only we understand. and hug each other all day long. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: great idea. thank you guys for doing that. i appreciate that. zucchini. that's how he does the alphabet, man. finally, you guys, l.a. is the home of two great universities. usc and ucla. [ cheers and applause ] usc, right? but then you also have ucla. [ cheers and applause ] it's hard to say which one is better, but i think one way to find out would be to have both schools' mascot come out and have a dance-off right here. right now. [ cheers and applause ] so ladies and gentlemen, give it up for usc's tommy trojan and ucla's joe bruin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ nice. welcome, welcome, welcome. all right, guys. welcome. thank you. let's see what you've got. give them some tunes there, roots. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. they were both pretty good there. but i know another mascot who might be able to show you guys what's what. [ cheers and applause ] hashtag the panda, everybody. ♪ hey, hashtag. hey, hashtag. hashtag. nice to see you, buddy. okay. hashtag wants you guys to dance one more time but do it to the hashtag song. on the way out. you ready, bruce? do the hashtag song. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] usc's tommy trojan, ucla's joe bruin, and hashtag. we've got a great show tonight. give it up for the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we have a giant, a a giant show tonight. i'll go ahead and say it. maybe i'm biased, because he was the first guest we ever had on our "tonight show." but i think he's the biggest star in the world. he's great in everything. including his fantastic new heist movie called "focus", which opens february 27th. will smith is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. i'm going to talk to will. we're going it talk about the movie "focus." we're going to use this really fun app. we're going to create a new song together. yeah. we're going to be beat boxing and rapping. it should be great. [ cheers and applause ] hopefully. plus, she is oscar nominated. man, she was fantastic in this movie. "gone girl." the lovely, the talented rosamund pike is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's great. his album "lazaretto" is the biggest selling vinyl album in 20 years. jack white is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's the best. >> jimmy: he's just a rock star, dude. just the coolest, man. i've got to say, guys, i love it here in los angeles. it's a city where stars are born, where dreams are made. and anyone that knows me knows that my dream has always been to jump through the giant donut atop of one of l.a.'s most iconic landmarks, randy's donuts. [ cheers and applause ] i thought tonight we could finally make that dream a a reality. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] quest, can i get a drum roll, please? [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we did it! dreams really do come true! stick around, everybody. we'll be right back with "thank you notes!" come on back! 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[ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. oh, my god. what's going on? this is amazing. what's going on? i love you. albert brooks, ladies and gentlemen! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you for surprising me. i'm the biggest -- i'm his biggest fan. i love you. >> i didn't want to interrupt. you've got a great show. but you're in l.a., and i live here, and i have no plans to go to new york anytime soon. so, it just gives me the opportunity to say completely heartfelt that this may when you retire -- [ laughter ] man, 35 years. it's going to leave a hole in television. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not retiring. >> i'm sorry? >> jimmy: letterman's retiring. [ laughter ] i'm sorry. you know, to save money i hired this assistant who lives in india. [ laughter ] every damn thing i get from her is wrong. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: no problem. albert brooks, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ he was still thinking -- on his way out he was thinking, yeah. was that right what i just did? he's still -- no. that was -- yeah. that was really nice of him. albert brooks, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that was cool. guys, it's our last day in los angeles. it's been such a great trip. everybody's been so nice to make us feel at home here. i'm really thankful. so, i thought if it's cool with you guys i'd like to write out my weekly "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some "thank you note" writing music, please? ♪ [ cheers ] looking right down the barrel. >> steve: oh wow. rico suave. >> jimmy: looking right down the barrel there, yeah. ♪ thank you, mitt romney, for announcing you're not going to run. or as the seahawks put it, "hey, that's our thing." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, come on. come on. >> jimmy: marshawn lynch. >> steve: you got it. >> jimmy: give him the ball! ♪ thank you, los angeles and new york for having so much in common like good food, great people and basketball teams that suck. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, wait. hey. hey. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you to the famous l.a.x. theme building for being a giant version of that little plastic table that holds up your pizza box. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's a theme. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pineapples, for looking like palm trees on "the biggest loser." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] looks really nice. >> steve: right? >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ thank you, paparazzi, for not bothering me while i'm here in l.a. i mean, you know i'm here, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ thank you, the shallow pool of liquid on the top of my yogurt. for somehow making a container of curdled milk and live bacteria even grosser. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, pringles, for being the horse saddles of the food world. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, los angeles, for welcoming back "the tonight show" this week. [ cheers and applause ] it was a short stay, but like most things in hollywood, i'm sure there'll be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] there you guys go. those are my "thank you notes." we'll be right back with more "tonight show"! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i love you, man. welcome, welcome. >> wow. >> jimmy: welcome. thank you so much for being here. they love you. >> the roots in the building. the roots! >> jimmy: the roots are here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming on, buddy. >> no, thank you, man. it's good to see you. >> jimmy: it's always great to see you too. you know, i've been asking everybody who comes on from l.a., where do i go eat? >> where do you go eat? >> jimmy: yeah, where should i eat? >> no, you should come to my house -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and let me take care of you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: what do you cook at the house? >> like, we have boiled eggs and stuff. [ laughter ] really healthy things. boiled eggs and some kale. >> jimmy: because i'm irish, right? everything boiled. i'm irish. everything that we have -- that's why we don't have any cookbooks. 'cause everything is boiled. what is a boiler? corned beef, boil it. cabbage, boil it. oatmeal, boil it. everything's boiled. >> and we only drink that little juice on the top of the yogurt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so healthy. >> stay healthy, yeah. >> jimmy: that's how you look so good. how is the family? how is everyone doing? >> everybody is great, man. >> jimmy: we just saw jada. she was just on the show. >> oh, yeah. awesome. yeah. you have two -- you have daughters, right? >> jimmy: i got two little girls. >> that's fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so cute. >> yeah. well, my daughter is 14 years old now. >> jimmy: is that tough? >> no, 14-year-old girl is tough because you -- you know, you like lose your authority. you know? >> jimmy: they don't care? >> yeah. you know, it's like -- about two weeks ago, i was very upset with her about something. and this, for other parents out there, this is really important. i need you to listen closely. there's no successful parenting you can do when you have the hiccups. okay? [ laughter ] because i had the hiccups and i was trying to chastise her. and i said, "hey, girl, listen to me -- [ hiccup ] when i'm talking to you." [ laughter ] she looked at me like -- >> jimmy: you've got a problem. >> but i tried to double down on it, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah. >> i'm like i'm not one of your -- [ hiccup ] little friends." [ laughter ] the hiccups are like god's emergency break on your life. like, nothing moves forward when you have the hiccups. >> jimmy: nothing cool. nothing at all. >> so, i tried the ice grill her. so, talking wasn't so, i just gave her the -- and i was like -- [ hiccup ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had to swallow it. >> it was just nothing. it was just all tragedy. all tragedy. >> jimmy: no respect. no respect at all. it's going to be trouble when my kids grow up, man. >> two girls. yeah. >> jimmy: i know, right. >> boys are easier, though. >> jimmy: they are? >> boys are easier. 'cause like if you know, if they can't win the fistfight they just do what you say, you know? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly right. >> but with girls it's like what you going to do? >> jimmy: exactly, right? i'll just let them do whatever they want to. do they see your movies? >> yes, they do. you know, they used to see them more. now, daddy's not as cool. >> jimmy: at 14-years-old. >> because i think i'm cool. i think i'm like really cool. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are cool. don't think. you are. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are cool. >> yeah. not in my house. not in my house. >> jimmy: not in their house. >> i'm like the dude that keeps the lights on. >> jimmy: yeah, it's bad, yeah. let's talk about "focus." lets talk about this new movie. >> yes! >> jimmy: margot robbie. >> margot robbie. >> jimmy: from "wolf of wall street." >> "wolf of wall street," yeah. >> jimmy: she's awesome. so, what is this movie about? >> so, "focus." i play a con man. it's really funny. and it's from the directors who did "crazy stupid love." yeah, you know, so it's a a really cool movie. it's funny. it's great action and drama. and it's kind of a love story, but it's about a guy who lies and steals and cheats. and then falls in love and realizes how those things kind of don't blend too well. they don't go together. so, you know, it's his journey. is he really going to try to open up? and, you know, just find love. >> jimmy: all right. we'll see. i have a clip here. this is you and margot robbie. will smith, margot robbie in "focus" in theaters february 27th. check this out. ♪ >> oh, my god. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> just let him go. >> give me one reason why i shouldn't do it. >> i'm drawing a blank. >> what? >> i think you should shoot me. you'd really be doing me a a favor. cancer. tumor the size of a peach. >> he's on to us. >> you guys suck. >> just give us the money. >> or what? >> or he's going to shoot you in the neck. >> i don't want to shoot a guy with cancer. >> he had cancer. >> he doesn't have cancer, you idiot. >> you guys are really blowing this thing. first of all, you've got to wait till she gets my pants off. and then you've got to give me a chance to run. that's how you get the money. and you never drop the con. you never break. die with the lie. >> and why did you come up here if you're so smart? >> professional curiosity. and i like boobs. i figured it was a win-win. 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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if you saw our show monday. we did an opening of the show. we did a shot for shot of "fresh prince." >> oh, yeah. that was fantastic, man. >> jimmy: you saw it? >> i saw it. i saw it. it was fantastic. >> jimmy: it was fun being you. we did shot for shot. [ laughter ] it wasn't you at all. but we tried. i even tried to do the head wiggle. >> the head wiggle -- it was fantastic. you did great. that was hard stuff there. >> jimmy: yeah, i hurt my head doing that. i don't know how to do that. i can't do it. even the side step too. >> yeah, with the little jump. ooh. with this thing. >> jimmy: how do you do it even? it's like a kick ball. yeah, that's how you do it. [ cheers and applause ] it took me an hour to do that. white people can't dance. you don't understand. they just can't. >> you got it, man. it's in your blood. >> jimmy: and i tried. it took me like an hour to do that. >> he's like, all right. just shoot it from the waist up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my legs are cgi. i have cartoon, pixar legs. i'm glad you're here. you're the best. we have a lot in common, actually. >> we do. >> jimmy: yeah, we both love music. >> love music. yes. >> jimmy: we both like rap music. >> we like rap music, yes. >> jimmy: you're a famous rapper. >> yes. you are -- >> jimmy: i'm a classically trained beatboxer. >> yes. you're right. a classically trained beatboxer. >> jimmy: i want to try something fun with you here. i got this ipad app. >> uh oh. >> jimmy: it's called looper. or loopy or something like that. yeah. what you can do is you can record ourselves beatboxing and layer a bunch of parts on top of each other. and then it'll loop over and over again. then we can rap over that. >> oh, like recorded layering. >> jimmy: yes. is that what it's called? >> yes. we're going to layer the rhythm. we're going to track it. >> jimmy: here's a mic. here's a mic for you. a mic for me. >> ooh, sexy. >> jimmy: i know. [ cheers ] >> check, check, check. okay. >> jimmy: so, i'll do the first one. >> do you know how to work it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're looking like not steady. [ beatboxing ] >> oh, that's hot. that's hot. that's hot. >> jimmy: then -- >> i'll layer it over here. [ beatboxing ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that sounds great. i'll add a little high hat. [ beatboxing ] [ cheers ] you have to wait for it to -- >> you have to wait till it comes all the way around. >> jimmy: till the orange thing comes back. >> here we go. [ beatboxing ] it's a little something. >> jimmy: did you add a little something? >> a little something extra. a little something extra. >> jimmy: all right. now, this one, let's do this together, okay? ready? >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: i like that. [ beatboxing ] ♪ yes whoo yes whoo yes whoo yes whoo ♪ ♪ yes whoo yes whoo yes whoo ♪ >> are you ready? you ready? ♪ i wanna rock right now i'm will smith and i'm i'm j fal ♪ ♪ we're not internationally known ♪ ♪ me and the roots come from the same home because i get stupid i mean outrageous ♪ ♪ stay away from me if you're contagious 'cause i'm the winner no not a loser ♪ ♪ to be an m.c. is what i choose-a ladies love me girls adore me ♪ ♪ i mean even the ones who never saw me like the way that i rhyme at a show ♪ ♪ the reason why man i don't know so let's go 'cause ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ >> what, what, sing. ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight it takes two ♪ ♪ to make a thing go right it takes two to make it outta sight i wanna rock right now ♪ ♪ i wanna rock right now a little louder i wanna rock right now what i wanna rock right now ♪ ♪ just the ladies i wanna rock right now i wanna rock right now just the fellas ♪ ♪ i wanna rock right now sing i wanna rock right now everybody say i wanna rock right now ♪ ♪ i wanna rock right now >> jimmy: will smith, everybody! check out his new movie "focus" in theaters february 27th. stick around. we'll be right back with rosamund pike. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. you look gorgeous. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on the oscar nomination for "gone girl." come on. [ cheers ] that's awesome. you're so good. well deserved. >> totally, yes. and totally unexpected. >> jimmy: really? >> the night before i got this text saying, "so are your fingers crossed?" and i was like, "yeah, always." >> jimmy: you didn't know what they meant? >> no idea. and then the next morning -- i've obviously got a new baby, right? >> jimmy: that's right. >> so i was woken up by someone at 5:30 who wasn't the baby, and it was a very strange start. >> jimmy: how many kids -- do you have two -- >> i've got two boys, yeah. >> jimmy: two boys, yeah. >> cut to, you know, you've been nominated for an academy award. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm like, what? really? you don't want food? [ laughter ] this midnight phone call or 5:00 a.m. phone call. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i was so unprepared for that morning, right. i'd looked at my schedule and i said to my other half. i said, well, look, i've got a a completely free morning tomorrow. you take your time and i'll look after both boys. >> jimmy: so he went out and he went -- >> he went off to play tennis. i was at home. suddenly not realizing when you're a nominee you have to do interviews. so i had to be on the phone to the hollywood reporter. i was in the bed. i hadn't gotten up. i had the two boys. i had the baby here. i had my 2-year-old. so i'm trying to kind of hold it together and talk with sort of poise and aplomb to the hollywood reporter. meanwhile, what they can't see is my whole body is being used as a car track by the two -- [ laughter ] and i'm lying there sort of saying yeah, yeah, just doing the how exciting it is and what the role was like and trying to kind of muster the requisite kind of words. and suddenly i hear the unmistakable sound of a car engine in difficulty. and i realize that this new battery-operated car is becoming entangled in my hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're on the phone with the reporter? >> i'm on the phone with the reporter. she's saying how does it feel to be a nominee? i'm like alarming. sorry no, not alarming. um -- >> jimmy: it's great! oh, my god, it's great! >> oh, ow, no, it's not painful. it's not painful at all. it's fantastic. fantastic news. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i have -- i'm not joking. i have a dreadlock of hair wrapped around this wheel axle of this battery operated car. and i do not know what on earth i'm going to do. there's a critic's choice awards that night. valentino are about to arrive to try on a dress and i am standing there with this car attached to my head. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a fashion item. everyone will be wearing cars in their hair. >> i had to, i mean i had to cut it out. i just had to. it was me and the boys. >> jimmy: you had to cut it with scissors. yeah. but you brought the car to the show. >> i was like i can't believe that happened. >> jimmy: this is the car. >> right. okay, jimmy, just have a look at the bottom of the car. right? if i had only just turned the car over before i allowed my son to play with it i would have read, "warning. to prevent -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've got to be kidding me. >> -- hair entanglement. >> jimmy: to prevent hair entanglement keep hair away from wheels. >> it's not even like, unsuitable for 3-year-olds or you know, your kids could choke. it is your hair could get caught. would you like that -- >> jimmy: for winnie? yeah. she would love it actually. i love that. this is a really fun car. can i have this? >> you would -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll give her a a little present from l.a. >> i said to my son can i -- yeah. exactly. my son knows it was going on the show. so he was very pleased. >> jimmy: thank you for the gift. winnie will love it. [ applause ] she will totally play with it. what's his name? >> solo. >> jimmy: solo, thank you, thank you, thank you. congrats again on this thing. i've got to say based on the book "gone girl" obviously by gillian flynn. and a lot of people who didn't read the book saw the movie and were like what? and you can't really say what it's really about. but there's one scene with opposite neil patrick harris. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: you know what i'm talking about. >> i don't know how many have seen it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a pretty intense scene. >> neil and i have a kind of -- it's well, for people who haven't seen this film we have what -- i mean i would call it physical. it's a physical scene. it's a technically challenging scene. and obviously david fincher had us rehearse it quite intensively. >> jimmy: yeah. how would you go about rehearsing that or practicing it? >> well you know. i mean neil and i were kind of left alone on the sound stage for a considerable amount of time. but david sort of really would have had us doing it all day and all night. and i, you know, you get into the fincher mindset and you think, "maybe i haven't done enough rehearsals." >> jimmy: no, no. yeah. >> and so i went home and i thought, well, i could ask my husband to kind of do this with me. [ laughter ] and i was like no, i think that would be weird. so i went down to cvs. i was driving home from set one night and i went into cvs and i found this -- i found this dora the explorer felt doll. right? so she was only kind of this big, right? and i thought, well, i could kind of use that. but she wasn't tall enough. she had to be as tall as neil patrick harris. so i gaffer taped her to a a post, right? and then i practiced the scene at home by the swimming pool. >> jimmy: outside? >> outside. and we rent a house in the hills. which is one of these houses that feels really private, but in fact is overlooked by a lot of other houses. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you think it's private, but yeah. >> so if anyone's actually looking out of the house that morning, they would have seen me doing highly inappropriate things to this dora the explorer doll. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are crazy. >> well, i know. and i was like, this isn't even -- you can't even -- this isn't even cool. this isn't even like method acting. this is just like -- >> jimmy: this is a woman attacking a dora the explorer doll. >> this is insane. >> jimmy: you're a crazy person. yeah, i love it. well, it worked. >> fincher does that to you i think. >> jimmy: yeah. but it worked obviously, because you got an oscar nomination for this role and you totally deserve it. it was fantastic. >> well thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's a clip of rosamund pike and ben affleck in "gone girl." take a look at this. >> i've killed for you. who else can say that? you think you'd be happy with a a nice midwestern girl? no way, baby. i'm it. >> you're delusional. why would you even want this? yes, i loved you, and then all we did was resent each other and try to control each other and cause each other pain. >> that's marriage. now i'm getting ready. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rosamund pike, everybody. oh, my god. jack white performs next. stick around, everybody. jack white. whoo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [screams] oh! [howls] (adam) you're going down, son. [laughs] (adam) you're going down, son. withup on mys a pavoice commands. be it's why xfinity's new voice remote is perfect for me. find cop shows. i just say it and i see it. [radio chatter] [dog bark] finding my shows has never been easier. [dog barking] watch top chef. [dog bark] the new x1 voice remote from xfinity is coming soon. perfect for people who want entertainment the easy way. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a 29-time grammy nominee. he's up for -- [ cheers ] and he's amazing. he's up for three more awards for his latest album, "lazaretto," at this sunday's ceremony. it's an unbelievable record. you've got to check it out. look at the vinyl if you get the vinyl. can we zoom here? he's got things scratched in here. if you can see it. i don't know if you can see it. if you move it, it looks like a a little angel spinning. can you see it? i don't know if you can see it on the show. i can't really do it. i don't know how to do it. can you guys see it there? you see a little angel with wings? yeah. that's how cool -- that's how cool this dude is. come on. i mean, he's the best. here to perform "that black bat licorice," please welcome to the show jack white! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ she's built for speed like a black custrum doloris good for the needy like nietzsche freud and horace ♪ ♪ but i'm skin flint broke making no money making jokes baby i won't joke with you ♪ ♪ my feet are burning like a roman hypocaust but the romans are gone they changed their name because they lost ♪ ♪ she writes letters like a jack chick comic just a bunch of propaganda ♪ ♪ make my fingers histrionic like this ♪ ♪ and this ♪ i mean she's my baby but she makes me get avuncular ♪ ♪ and when my monkey is jumping i got no time to make it up to her ♪ ♪ uh i fantasize about the hospital the army asylum confinement in prison ♪ ♪ any place where there's a time to clear my vision ♪ ♪ ♪ i spit it out whatever's in my mouth just like that black bat licorice ♪ ♪ that black bat licorice ♪ ♪ i wanna cut out my tongue and let you hold onto it for me ♪ ♪ cause without my skull to amplify my sounds it might get boring ♪ ♪ ♪ i've got the wit of the seconds with atomic clock precision ♪ ♪ and the phases of moon directing all of my decisions like this ♪ ♪ ♪ women need to know yes i play dumb like columbo ♪ ♪ and get my feelings hurt and move to new york like i'm dumbo ♪ ♪ don't you want to lose the part of your brain that has opinions ♪ ♪ to not even know what you are doing care about yourself or your species in the billions ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah i have to spit it out whatever's in my mouth just like that black bat licorice ♪ ♪ that black bat licorice that black bat licorice i never liked it i never will ♪ ♪ now state the same damn thing with a violin ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ whatever you feed me yeah i'll feed you right back but it will do no good ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it! that is how you do it! jack white! "lazaretto"! that's how you do it. oh, my god. that was fun, man. it's been a great week here in l.a. it's time to go back to new york. we had a fantastic time here. i have a feeling we'll be doing this again. we love you, l.a. my thanks to will smith, rosamund pike, jack white! [ cheers and applause ] albert brooks, and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen! great job all week. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye

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bye-bye. >> bye. >> back to work! >> that was truly reagan as people had they have seen him before.carvey as george bush senior always at war with the english language. then bill clinton. there were two actors who played clinton. but phil hartman was bill clinton for the first two years. this was hartman as bill clinton. then dan ackroyd comes back as bob dole in this sketch. >> all right, hillary, one more word out of you, you're going to be a stain on that back wall. do you want to go? >> hey, come on you two. >> you stay out of this bill. i'm doing something you could have done a long time ago. >> to complete our tour will farrell as george w. bush and now jay farow has taken over for obama. any way, that does it for us tonight. now it's time for you to go to prison, as ms. rachel would say. >>> i can be your best friend, at the same time, if you cross me or do me wrong, i can be your worst enemy. >> an inmate with a record dating back to age 14 comes to terms with his past and present. >> i'm not coming back. >> i'm sure i heard that last time. >> beat up bloody and beat up on g

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what about your prospects for 2015 bye-bye how do you look at japan's economy? >> we expect japan economy to be more growth in 2015. our focus is this year. the global economy 2.7% in 2014 and the increase in 2015. export adds to that growth. the shift from the production to domestic production will contribute to some extent. >> please stay. i want your view on our focus report that's coming up next. >> all right. >>> one man taking a close look at japan's gdp numbers this week was the governor. he's a person responsible for putting economics by launching an ultraeasing monetary policy. two years later people are starting to ask if the central bank's policies are helping or hurting the economy. boj board members met for their regular review of policies. after a two-day discussion they voted to leave their easing measures unchanged. explaining that decision, the boj governor said domestic production and exports are recovering. he said this was evidence the central bank's policy is working. >> translator: aside from gdp growth, various economic indicators show tha

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[ laughter ] >>> a new voice in the debate over moral guidelines for catholic school teachers. the message bay area lawmakers are sending now to the archbishop. >> plus the president's executive orders on immigration are stopped by a federal judge. reaction this morning from the white house. >> good morning. a tricky forecast trying to figure out when the fog will dissipate. we'll track it together. >> and looks like we have no big hot spots out the door. but you can see the congestion is just heading to the bay bridge. the latest coming up. >> all right. thank you, elizabeth. >>> good morning. it's wednesday, february 18. i'm frank mallicoat. >> i'm michelle griego. >>> bay area cities have been worried we could see a disaster like this week's explosive train derailment in west virginia. it involved the same bakken crude oil that's moved through richmond. but kpix 5 has learned about a big change. christin ayers tells us it has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with money. >>> reporter: environmentalists have called them bomb trains. they are full of the same volatile bakken crude oil that's fueling this explosion in west virginia. for months, the trains have been rolling through the city of richmond. but kpix 5 has learned kinder- morgan has halted the trains. the last one carrying bakken crude passed through this area november 22. >> and they don't plan on having any more crude come in until the prices start rising. >> reporter: fire marshal terry harris says kinder-morgan told him with the price of oil so low it's not cost-effective to transport bakken crude by rail and thro it's unclear how long the project will remain on hold -- >> it relaxes everyone so that we know that the product is not coming into the city. >> reporter: what harris does not find relax something what he learned that the train cars that exploded in the west virginia derailment are the exact same cars that had been coming through richmond. they are called cpc1232s, a new and improved kind of car that was supposed to hold up in an accident like this one. >> it's still not at the protection it should be. makes you a little bit uneasies. >> reporter: while harris waits to see whether kinder-morgan resumes operations here, he is trying to make sure his firefighters are ready for a crude derailment. they're all undergoing special trains. their biggest challenge attack the fire in under 25 minutes before this happens. >> it's so volatile. it erupts in a ball of fire. so we trying to cool the car within that 25 to 30 minutes. >> reporter: there are more advanced reinforced train cars that are in the works. the bad news is, they won't be finished for another five to 10 years. in richmond, christin ayers, kpix 5. >>> crews in west virginia are letting the fire burn itself out. as it subsides, workers are removing the railcars. most of the 300 people who were evacuated are back home. and their water and electricity are back online. >>> it is a good time to be cautious along the coast here in the bay area. that's the word from the national weather service now which says so-called king tides are expected through tomorrow. water may flood some low-lying areas. so strong rip currents are expected. so be careful. >> right at the embarcadero we had water lapping onshore yesterday, as well. so with the king tides, official high tide is at 10:38 this morning nearly at 7 feet. and when it goes low, boy, does it ever! check that out at 4:16. that's where we have a couple of boaters that were stuck in the low tide in alviso back in earlier january. so again, travel with caution with this last round of king tides. good morning, everybody. currently we have gray skies. the marine layer is 3,000 feet deep. temperatures in the 50s. the big problem is trying to forecast when the marine layer is going to burn off. we are expecting some partial clearing today. 60 in pacifica. as you look at these temperatures, everybody was talking about how cool it was yesterday. it's relative. when you see the temperatures in the 70s and 80s as we head over the weekend, these temperatures feel cool but they are where they should be for this time of the year at 67 degrees in livermore and right around the 50s and 60s in the north bay. warmest temperatures will be upstream in lakeport at 71 degrees. liz, we're going to talk about the offshore flow and when it's expected next. >> we are spoiled by all this warm weather forgetting it's still winter. thank you, roberta. >>> outside we go. still no major accidents around the bay area. but the bay bridge is really beginning to fill in. so they will likely switch on the metering lights within the next 10, 15 minutes. right now it's just the cash lanes that are backing up trying to get into san francisco. and our roberta's favorite map, westbound 580 flying over the altamont pass, livermore valley, you can see the red sensors speeds below 50 miles per hour. it's sluggish end to end from 205 to the dublin interchange. drive time is 23 minutes. the bulk of the slow traffic is from 205 to north flynn. and it does loosen up a bit but again you're going to hit the brakes off and on all the way out to pleasanton. live look along the peninsula. sfo commute looks great. 101 and 280 are both moving fine all the way down into san jose which you can see here through downtown. everything is still in green. that's your latest "kcbs" drive to work. back to you guys. >> thank you. >>> it's 5:34 now. today an east bay teen accused of rape will be back in court to be arraigned on multiple charges. prosecutors say they will try him as an adult. kpix 5 reporter anne makovec is in our newsroom with a look at a case that could put this teen behind bars for a long time. anne. >> reporter: he is facing 8 felony counts right now. he is in police custody. his bail set at $6.5 million. prosecutors say gps data will prove he did it. 17-year-old darrion miles, jr., being tried as an adult in contra costa county court. he is accused of kidnapping a dominos pizza delivery woman at gunpoint, robbing and raping her in antioch earlier this month. a deputy district attorney says the boy was wearing an ankle monitor at the time of the crime but he won't talk about miles' past nor what the ankle monitor data shows. he does say, though, that he expects that to be a key piece of evidence. in the meantime it miles' father believes his son and the woman had consensual sex and that he will eventually be cleared. [ indiscernible ] >> no, i do not condone rape and i don't condone stealing. but if you my son you say you didn't do it, i'm gonna fight it until i find out otherwise. >> when i see that i look at that as a dad wanting to believe his son and defending his son. but i don't put any stock in it one way or the other. >> the deputy d.a. says he is not sure whether miles had a real or replica gun or says the victim believed the gun was ream. he is again scheduled to be arraigned this afternoon in martinez facing eight felony counts and the possibility of life in prison. live in the newsroom, anne makevoc, kpix 5. >>> search is on for three men who robbed and shot an employee at a little ceasars on el cerrito. security video here captured two men walking inside while a third waited outside then one of them jumps on the counter demanding money. the others hold out his gun and shoot an employee in the arm. two customers taking cover at the front of the store. the injured worker was then forced to empty out the safe. the employee by the way out of the hospital and is recovering now. >>> this evening, demonstrators plan to protest morality clauses which have been added to teacher contracts at catholic schools in the san francisco diocese.4 high schools in san francisco, san mateo and kentfield are affected. eight state lawmakers are -- have written a letter to san francisco archbishop salvatore cordileone urging him to withdraw those clauses. the clauses include forbidding teachers from such things as abortion, adultery, gay sex and masturbation. in the letter the lawmakers say this strikes a divisive tone which stands in stark contrast to the values that define the bay area and its history. the archbishop has not responded publicly. but in the past, he has written that catholic teachers must contribute to an atmosphere of holiness and virtue. >>> a student at santa clara university accused of stabbing his roommate during a fight. police say dillon kim attacked his roommate with a knife early yesterday morning inside their on-campus apartment. kim then allegedly inflicted injuries on himself. the victim is now in the hospital and is expected to be okay. kim is under arrest. >>> president obama vows to appeal a ruling by a federal judge in texas that's blocking the president's action on immigration. it's in response to a lawsuit by two dozen states which says the president overstepped his legal authority. >> it was nice to have a federal judge weigh in and say, yeah, you were right. >> i'm confident that it is well within my authority and the tradition of the executive branch's prosecutorial discretion. >> for millions of undocumented immigrants, this means they will have to wait longer to find out if they can legally stay in the united states. >>> a summit on countering violent extremism is happening at the white house to tackle the root cause of violent extremism in communities around the world. there's not a specific focus on the fight against isis but some republicans feel there needs to be a greater emphasis on islam. >>> a toy company has zoomed past the carmaker as the most popular brand on the globe. and people saddled with loans they took out as students are now having trouble buying homes. >> let's chat about it. jill wagner of cbsmoneywatch.com joins us now on this wednesday morning. good morning. >>> good morning, frank and michelle. the s&p opens at a record high. investors are staving off any concern they have about greek debt. the dow jumped about 28 points yesterday. the nasdaq was up 5. the struggle to keep up with student loan payments is preventing a lot of younger americans from buying homes. the federal reserve in new york says a growing number of americans has student loans that are at least 90 days overdue. it used to be 30-year-olds were student debt were more likely to own homes because they had higher education levels. lego has zoomed past ferrari as word's most powerful brand -- world's most powerful brand. it scored high marks for brand strength especially after its popular lego movie. apple was crowned most val universal brand, that factors in financial data. the twitter the fastest growing. frank and michelle? >> legos are really popular in my house but they're pricy. >> are they? >> yeah. all right. jill, frank's going to be happy about this one because we hear starbucks has a new delivery service. >> reporter: well, that's right. and it's unfortunately not for those of house want a pumpkin spice latte delivered to our desk. starbucks has launched a coffee delivery service for its specialty coffee that's often only available for a limited time. so subscribers can get an 8- ounce bag of the reserve coffee within three to five days of it being roasted. prices start at about $24 a month. >> so no drinks delivered to the anchor desk, huh? >> reporter: unfortunately, not yet. [ laughter ] >> we have some good employees to go on runs, though. it's all good. jill wagner of cbsmoneywatch.com, thank you. >>> an investigation is happening right now after a stabbing in san francisco. four men were involved in an early-morning fight at the walgreens on powell street. the fight escalated and the victim was stabbed. that victim is being treated. >>> 5:40. a dangerous trend atop the state's highest bridge. people posting footage from 700 feet up on the state's highest bridge. the push to keep thrill seekers away. >> plus, another round of bad weather leaves a mess on the east coast. the challenges people there are facing as temperatures continue to drop. >> a live look at 880 in oakland. traffic is moving along just fine. we'll get an update from liz and roberta checking ♪turn around!♪ ♪every now and then i get a little bit hungry♪ ♪ and there's nothing really good around♪ ♪turn around!♪ ♪ every now and then i get a little bit tired of living off the taste of the air.♪ ♪turn around barry!♪ ♪ i finally found the right snack!♪ now try fiber one protein bars with the great new taste of cookies and crème. >>> good morning. our kpix 5 camera is looking towards alcatraz. those bay waters on the rise today. it's another round of king tides, high tide today at 10:38. up nearly 7 feet. a little minor flooding expected at the embarcadero. >>> bitter cold gripping much of the nation today following a big storm. temperatures are in the teens in the south after a foot of fresh snowfall there. the cold is freezing and then refreezing snow and ice making treacherous driving conditions back east. it's a mess. >>> across the south, crews have been working to clear roads and repair power lines after unusual heavy snowfall in places like charlotte and richmond, virginia. schools in nashville are closed until next week near zero degrees there. firefighters in louisville, kentucky, rescued a couple and their dog after they fell through this icy pond here. this all is because the jet stream is taking a large dip southward bringing record lows across the country. >>> foreign countries will soon be able to buy armed drones from the united states. the u.s. state department announced it yesterday. the sales will only occur on rare occasions to friendly nations. countries who want to buy drones must agree to use them legally and not conduct illegal surveillance on their own people. >>> an oakland woman is getting closer to her dream of going to mars on the one-way trip. kenya armbrister just learned she is one of 100 finalists who could leave earth forever in the year 2024. they were chosen from 200,000 applicants from around the world. a nonprofit called the "mars one" project plans to send people to mars using current technology. we asked armbrister why she wants to leave mother earth. >> why not leave earth? there's so much more to explore and see within our own solar system. >> a lot to see here, too, though. the 36-year-old works in research and development at a pharmaceutical company in san francisco. but she says she would rather help create a new society from scratch. armbrister still needs to pass group challenges and training to make the final 24. but good luck. >> yeah. >> road trip. >> she also tells betty yu that the traffic is so bad in the bay area, so she is out of here. >> she is off that bay bridge. tired of dealing with traffic. >> that's one reason to leave earth. don't want to get stuck in the traffic backup. >>> we're seeing plenty of them this morning over at the bay bridge. metering lights are on. delays in the cash and fastrak lanes. if you have a fastrak pass it's too late to beat the rush. it's stacked up to the overcrossing. highway 4 is bottlenecked at hillcrest and past "a" street inching closer to pittsburg-bay point. 880 is fine. all the overnight roadwork has cleared as you pass oakland airport coliseum. it's actually between davis and 98th overnight but all that has been picked up. so no big delays between oakland and hayward yet. here's a live look at westbound 580. so kind of competing for the slowest drive time. 4 and 580, already in the red. 26 minutes from the altamont pass to the dublin interchange. this is really the heaviest traffic we often see it from around 205 to north flynn t loosens up but it's slow-and-go now all the way to the dublin interchange. this is a live look. it's congested, crowded already trying to get to 680. a live look at the golden gate bridge. we saw the zipper crews earlier no problems in either direction. no new accidents in the last half-hour. overall we're off to a nice start for the morning commute. it was busy earlier as far as accidents go. if you are heading to sfo no delay on 101. and it still looks clear toward 92 and san mateo. and there's not as much fog out the door to slow you down so that's improving some of the drive times. let's check the forecast with roberta. >>> usually this time of year we have 10 hours and 55 minutes of daylight here in the bay area. and, um, we're not going to see much of it today due to the low clouds and fog. the most difficult thing to do is to forecast when the fog is going to burn off. it's not simple. this is the scene right now looking outside a gray slate looking out towards the bay bridge. and we have the marine layer roughly about 3,000 feet deep. i anticipate airport delays at sfo on arriving flights. currently in the 50s. flat winds. we have the latest round of king tides and today will be peaking about 7 feet as far as the high tide is concerned at 10:38 in the morning. minor coastal flooding and waves lapping at the embarcadero is anticipated. we are off to another start with fog and low clouds. it is just as widespread. it is just as extensive. but we are anticipating some burnoff today, some partial clearing inland. and we still have no rain in sight until the very last day of the month. we'll talk more about that. but right now, it's crazy what's going on. we have the tule fog which is a wintertime weather pattern in the central valley through the back door inland. then this is what you're looking at a summertime weather pattern with the low clouds and fog stacked up at the coast. so we're calling on our futurecast to see when we'll see burnoff and right now the computer models do suggest at 1 p.m. this afternoon, most of the bay area has some clearing but then it fills in rapidly at the coast again especially toward the evening commute. and then by this time tomorrow morning we'll fill in the areas of low clouds and fog and we'll see earlier burnoff as well. temperatures across the state today right now visibility down to about a quarter mile in sacramento, stockton, davis, modesto, fresno. 62 on the south shore today. 65 with partial clearing in monterey bay. so we anticipate delays at sfo, partly cloudy once the fog lifts at 60 degrees. otherwise check out chicago. it's been a miserable winter there. a high of 10 degrees. increasing cloud cover in new york at 30. official sun-up today at 6:56. by the time it sets, our temperatures, everybody was talking about how cold it was yesterday? that's average. it's wintertime here in the bay area. this is the warmest winter on record. we are talking about temperatures where they should be to there are time of the year, here's a look at the extended forecast. high pressure nestles in and creates more of an offshore flow. gets the cbs bay area weather app. search "kpix" in the app store and download the cbs bay area weather app. it's now available for iphone and android. and i really want you to do this because i got to tell you, gang, if the long-range computer models are correct it's suggesting 20 to 23 days of rain in march. >> really? >> a miracle march! which we were talking about earlier which means snow in tahoe because the temperatures will be dipping into the 40s. >> that will be good. we need that. thanks. >>> the california highway patrol called in its helicopter to help rescue an injured jogger in napa county. she seriously injured her ankle in skyline park monday and couldn't walk so the helicopter was called in to get her off the trail. a paramedic was lowered 100 feet down to the woman. he braced her ankle then both were slowly hoisted back up. the woman was later taken to the hospital. >>> in the sierra foothills, people are putting themselves in danger just to get photos of themselves on the internet. >> this is just crazy. they are taking those photos high up on auburn's foresthill bridge. the authorities say the catwalks are not safe, obviously. and there's no way to survive the 730-foot drop into the american river canyon below. >> i've seen some of the pictures of people way out there. i personally never considered it. >> over the weekend, the placer county sheriff's department cited about 20 people for trespassing on that what's that thing? 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bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- martin short, ruth wilson, musical guest, walk the moon, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 214 dallas. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! how are you guys? thank you! welcome. welcome. welcome. thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you. welcome. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," ladies and gentlemen. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] a big show tonight. hot, hot crowd, yeah. welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. thanks for coming. thanks for watching. here's what people are talking about. jeb bush had a big speech on national security yesterday. and he had a pretty rough time. yeah, he accidentally said that isis has 200,000 men instead of 20 thousand. big mistake. and he mispronounced the name of the terrorist group boko haram. so if history has taught us anthing, jeb is well on his way to winning the white house. [ laughter ] i want to have a beer with him, and i think i'm smarter than him. i like it. [ applause ] now they're saying that rand paul will announce that he plans to run for president in april. he is waiting until he feels more prepared for a few other candidates to drop out. and for the birds on his head to leave the nest. that's what he -- the birds. [ laughter ] they're babies. they're babies. they don't know how to feed themselves. [ chirping ] [ laughter ] the news out of washington this week, president obama says the affordable care act is a a success after 11.4 million people signed up and reenrolled for obamacare during the second period. yeah. pretty proud of it. but i thought moonwalking out of the room felt a little braggy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that clearly was not "billie jean." [ laughter ] we can't afford billie jean? what is that song? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ she told me her name was pam irene ♪ [ laughter ] i don't want to hear "pam irene." that is so not -- that was so not "billie jean." [ laughter ] sorry about that. we have a budget here at "the tonight show." we can only afford a certain amount of music clearances. [ laughter ] that was the name of the artist, billie jean? what's the name of the artist? >> steve: yeah. william jean johnson. william jean. >> william jean, yeah, go pick up his new song. not on itunes. yeah. you'll have to go to his house to get a copy of it. yeah. he'll burn you a cd if you go to his house. >> steve: he'll give an 8-track tape. >> jimmy: get this guys, during a trial in brooklyn this week, it was revealed that a member of al qaeda posed as a woman to attract less attention from authorities. yeah, it would have worked better if he remembered to shave his beard. [ laughter ] hello, i'm tiffany. i like glass of wine and destroying americans. a little controversy here, you guys. this week, the admissions office at the prestigious carnegie mellon university accidentily sent out 800 acceptance letters to rejected applicants. [ audience ohs ] meanwhile, the devry institute accidentally rejected it's first applicant ever. [ laughter ] the whole week has been nuts. what happened, man? what? get back to welding. [ laughter ] this is cool. i saw that a new dr. suess book is coming out in july. over 20 years since he passed away. i'm not saying it's a bit spooky, but the book is called "the ghost who wrote the most." [ laughter ] seems odd. and amazon announced this week that it's making a new series about what america would be like if the nazis controlled it after world war ii. it's called "going through the airport." [ laughter ] [ german accent ] where are your papers?! leave your ipad in your bag! computer in a different bin! now! [ marching sound ] >> steve: marchiing. >> jimmy: oh, marching sound. [ laughter ] pretty good, man. >> steve: my marching impression. >> jimmy: this is a good marching sound isn't it. >> steve: some things come in handy very often. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never know -- >> yeah you got to put it in back pocket. >> jimmy: it's a great impression. this is my impression. how many people do jack nicholson or john travolta? >> steve: right, right. i do marching in 409 bottles. you know what i mean, those are the big ones. >> jimmy: let's see the 409 bottle. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, you may have heard about this. yesterday, rapper vanilla ice was arrested and charged with burglary after breaking into a a house in florida. that's right. someone had their stuff stolen by vanilla ice and then queen and david bowie said "been there, yeah." [ laughter ] ♪ there you go. actually, that sounds more like "billie jean" than the other song we played. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ i'm the one manned michael jackson band ♪ ♪ and i'll be playing songs all night long ♪ ♪ you got a request, i ain't gonna play it but i'll play something that sounds like it ♪ this one is called chiller. ♪ chiller, scary times [ laughter ] ♪ just whip it just whip it whip it good ♪ >> steve: william jean. >> jimmy: he's a great man. michael jackson, one man band. william jean. >> steve: one man band, william jean, god bless him. >> jimmy: this is very sweet. i read about a man in arkansas who asked his ex-wife to marry him again 43 years after they got divorced. yeah. then they kids said "aww man, now we only get one christmas." [ laughter ] that's right, a man asked his ex-wife to marry him again 43 years after they got divorced. she couldn't remember why they ever got divorced in the first place. then he started slurping his soup. and she was like, "nope, can't do it i forgot you did that. that's awful." drive me nuts. i saw that an uber driver launched a petition to give passengers an option to tip their drivers. yeah, uber drivers say they deserve to be tipped when they are on time, courteous and clean. and uber passengers said, "great, let us know when that happens." [ laughter ] then we'll tip you. [ applause ] then we will tip you. finally, the entire east coast is still dealing with all the snow and the frigid weather. people have a lot of time on their hands. and they're making some pretty funny videos because they're stuck in the house. check out this lady calling her cat in from outside. watch this. >> come here. come here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the kool-aid man was like "well played, patches, well played. oh, yeah! we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey you guys, it's been a fun week. there's more ahead tomorrow night. kevin bacon, amy sedaris and nick jonas will all be joining us tomorrow night. [ cheers and applause ] then, we're going to play a a game of pictionary. and of course, thank you notes. you don't want to miss that. that is tomorrow night. so set your tivos. but first, we have a big show tonight. doesn't get any better than this guy. i mean, gosh, he is my favorite. he's one of my favorite comedians ever. >> steve: he's brilliant. >> jimmy: he's just so -- he is brilliant.] he's a genius, yeah. he is currently starring on broadway in "it's only a play," martin short is here! >> steve: oh, come on! [ applause ] >> jimmy: he's unbelievable! >> steve: he's unbelievable! >> jimmy: he's the funniest -- >> steve: nicest, funniest -- >> jimmy: funniest human being i think i've ever met, ever. i've ever met. not even i think. i've ever met. the funniest human being i ever met. did you see the "saturday night live" 40th anniversary special? [ cheers and applause ] his bit he did with maya rudolph. this musical bit was one of the funniest things maya rudolph, of course, is amazing but martin short -- maya was playing beyonce, and she had the wind machine, yeah. and then martin short is pretending to be that it was so windy that he couldn't stand. i have a clip. here's martin short. watch what he does here. ♪ >> jimmy: no one does that. no one can do that. no one can do what he does. [ cheers and applause ] he's so funny. >> steve: fighting it. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i was watching it. i was pretty close. i was watching it. and just the camera couldn't show, but his feet too and his legs and physical -- i mean, seriously, he was like jerry lewis, it was amazing. they're reairing that, aren't they, steve? >> steve: three hours. >> jimmy: three hour version of it, limited commercial -- >> steve: limited commercial interruptions. >> jimmy: when -- >> steve: friday -- friday at 8:00. >> jimmy: of course. >> steve: of course. >> jimmy: saturday night live, yeah. >> steve: friday at 8:00. the sunday show. the sunday show. the "saturday night live" show -- >> jimmy: show that was on sunday -- >> steve: sunday, is gonna be on friday. >> jimmy: on friday, that makes a lot of sense. >> steve: at 8. not live. >> jimmy: also starring on broadway in the hit show "constellations," the lovely ruth wilson is dropping by! [ cheers and applause ] i want to see this, as well. people love her, too, from "the affair." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's good stuff. and we've got great music from walk the moon. oh, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] "shut up and dance." that's their song. "shut up and dance." guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. ♪ ♪ hash tags hash tags ♪ >> jimmy: hey, you guys are on twitter, right? are you on twitter? [ cheers ] it's fun. well, if you're on twitter, we use twitter on our show every single week. we like to do it. so, if you watch the show and want to play along us with us, we do this thing every wednesday where i send out a a hashtag and ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so since much of the country has been getting blasted with freezing weather, i went on twitter and started a hash tag called #awwhellsnow. we asked you guys to tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing story about winter. we got thousands of tweets. in fact, within 20 minutes, it was a worldwide trending topic. so, thank you for those tweets. [ cheers and applause ] they're really good. now i thought i would share some of my favorites. "aww hell snow" tweets from you guys. here we go. this first tweet is from @leahlove. she says, "my car door wouldn't open. i thought it was frozen shut. spent forever clearing the ice. turns out it was locked the whole time." [ laughter ] the door was locked. beep beep. my front door's frozen. [ laughter ] no, it's just locked. my briefcase is frozen. it's just locked. >> steve: my bicycle. >> jimmy: this ones from @mitchallen10. he says, "i thought it would be funny to draw a penis in the snow on my principal's windshield, only to realize he was in the car." [ laughter ] >> steve: oh, no! i was just going to throw these snowballs. [ laughter ] snowballs. >> jimmy: yeah, every kid -- >> steve: yeah, every kid throws snowballs. >> jimmy: every kid's playing with snowballs. >> steve: throw them all day long. >> jimmy: this one's from @heidihoneighbor. she says, "one time we got snowed in and i was amazon shopping so much, the u.p.s. guy told my kids, your mom needs a hobby." [ laughter ] aww, hell snow. this one is from @meganwaylon. she says, "dad was driving, we started sliding towards the tree. he said get out and roll, and shoved me out of the truck." [ laughter ] i saw this stunt where it's usually not to end well. get out, roll. oh, we're fine. no, you're not fine. >> steve: the door -- the door's snowed in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not going to panic. not gonna panic. all right, get out and roll! get out and roll! >> steve: get out of the car! >> jimmy: you're hitting me. this ones from @julieandfam. she says, "i had to help my mom drag my dad out into the snow once because he passed out in the garage siphoning gas for the snow blower." [ laughter ] what? what is wrong -- what's going on? >> steve: my god. was the car running? >> jimmy: i don't know what's going on, man. this one's from @creeperwithacam. >> steve: a tweet from jail. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she says, "i was in a a public bathroom last month and hadn't shave my legs all winter. a kid looked under the stall and screamed "there's a man in here!" [ laughter ] mommy, he's wearing high heels! this last one is from @brieomay. she says, "i was late to school once because my dad wanted to stay in the mcdonalds parking lot and watch people slip on ice." [ laughter ] there you guys have it. that is our "tonight show" hashtags. check out more of our favorites. go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. stick around, be right back with martin short, everybody! 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[announcer] this is my business. [music throughout] ♪because i love you♪ i believe in it. i live it and breathe it. i put my heart and soul... ...blood,sweat and tears into it. i run on quickbooks. that's how i own it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and tony award winning actor and a "new york times" best selling author. this is the most fun book, i'm reading it right now. i don't want it to end. it's so good. "i must say: my life as a humble comedy lege" [ laughter ] gosh he's so good. he is starring on broadway in "it's only a play" at the "bernard b. jacobs theatre." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the one and only, martin short! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! >> thank you! >> jimmy: oh, there he is again. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! >> jimmy: yes. >> you know, just because i say thank you, doesn't mean they have to stop. >> jimmy: no that's true. yeah, take a bow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> no please. enough. [ cheers and applause ] wow. that is -- i'm more excited than a wahlberg in a fedora shop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they do -- i'm more excited than ryan seacrest in a house of mirrors. [ laughter ] i'm telling you -- i'm excited to be here. >> jimmy: yes, you're happy. you're excited to be here. i'm happy that you are here. >> thank you. the hippest band, the hardest working -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yes, they are. >> the only other band that works harder is chris christie's lap band. and that's it. ♪ >> jimmy: the lap band. [ laughter ] that's a hard job. >> awe that band -- >> jimmy: that's a tough job. that band works hard. >> that is -- no band works harder. if you can see sweat on a lap band, you would see -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god. >> congratulations. you know, you are a machine. you're unbelievable. >> jimmy: no. >> you know, we were at this party the other night. it was astounding. we'll get into that in a a second. but i'm just saying, i was thinking about on the ride here today the carriage ride because i like to pamper myself. and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he didn't take a car or something like that, no. no you only travel by carriage. >> yeah, the handsome driver, "this is where the fountain is." no, i know. [ laughter ] bu anyway, i'm thinking, you know, leno retires -- >> jimmy: that's correct. >> and then craig ferguson has now left, and letterman is retiring, and now stewart is retiring. >> jimmy: that's correct. >> you're taking these guys out like michael corleone on "the godfather." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: no, i'm not! >> yes you are. >> jimmy: no i am not! [ cheers and applause ] i have nothing to do with it. i have nothing to do with it. >> yeah, well, i wonder if -- stephen colbert is going to wake up with a horse's head in his bed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no i swear, no, no, no. >> it's just you and povich now. >> jimmy: i don't know what -- [ laughter ] >> who would have thought? >> jimmy: it's me and povich and i'm the father. >> you and povich. >> jimmy: i just found out i'm the father. >> you're the baby daddy. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> yeah, it's fantastic. >> jimmy: we showed the clip from the "snl" 40th earlier of you and maya. you were just unbelievable. on fire that night. >> how fun was that? how great was -- >> jimmy: how many people -- i have to ask you this cause i did -- how many people did you hug that night? because i hugged -- >> i hugged everybody. >> jimmy: me, too, probably hugged 100 people. >> i hugged everybody. a lot of people didn't want to be hugged, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we hugged each other. i think that was my longest, strongest hug. >> oh, yeah. we had the longest hug. >> jimmy: because we had a a really long good hug at the end of the night. you came up, i was on stage. >> yeah. we were singing with paul mccartney and aykroyd -- >> well, that was just insane. i brought patty smyth up. >> jimmy: oh, she was unbelievable. >> yeah. and i brought her up and i wasn't going to stay. then you grabbed me up. >> jimmy: i hugged you, yeah. >> and hugged me. i hugged you back. then you fixed my tie and i said your hair looks really not good. [ laughter ] no, no it was -- >> jimmy: no, you left. do you remember? you go, "i'm just laughing at you." because we were all sing and i go, "why are you laughing?" you go, "because you're working so hard up here." like why are you -- >> but he was. you were. but it was the most exciting night. and then when prince came up -- >> jimmy: you didn't believe me. >> i didn't believe you. you said, "oh, prince is coming." i went, "oh, yeah, sure." and there out of this kind of -- >> jimmy: yeah, purple haze. [ laughter ] [ angelic singing ] he's the greatest. >> and he killed it. and he held the guitar up. on -- >> jimmy: 3rdeyegirl? 3rdeyegirl is the name of his band. they came up with him. they just -- he just rocked out. "let's go crazy" and i go, oh my goodness. what an amazing -- thank you for doing this. >> the whole night was just astounding. >> jimmy: epic. >> it was epic. to see all those alumni and pretend to know their names and recognize them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, that's exactly what it was. but i mean, you've done a lot of great stuff. >> but i only did one year, you know. i only did one year and so i was very excited 'cause, just befor i went up lorne told me he was going to release the "saturday night live: best of m- >> jimmy: congratulations. >> as a vine video. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well that's more than enough -- >> it doesn't matter. >> jimmy: that's more than enough -- >> thank you so much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's more than enough time. that's more than enough time. >> i just wanted to see that we were all on the same ship heading toward bimini. [ laughter ] the act i'm doing. >> jimmy: i want to -- this is -- i'm reading this book right now. and, you know, i'm a slow reader. >> cause your mouth moves a a lot. you form each word. >> jimmy: i eat a lot of peanut butter too. i want to make sure i pronounce everything. i don't want it to end. i'm reading it and putting it down. there are so many fun stories and amazing stories in here about your wife, and i loved your wife. she was so awesome. >> same name. >> jimmy: nancy. >> nancy. >> coolest name. >> jimmy: that's the coolest, man. and then also hearing you stories about "sctv" and then the gilda radner stuff and then, hearing you like rise to fame, is the most exciting -- it feels like you're doing it as well. it's like you write it in the perfect way. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: can you tell the story about how you met al pacino? >> oh, i met al pacino -- you know, i have all these memory of all these dates. so it was at the golden globes in 1979, so it was january. and it was first time i'd been to an awards show. of any -- i was doing a series in l.a. that had already been taken off the air, "the associates." we did 5 episodes it was gone. but we were nominated. so, i got to go. i'm sitting there, i look over and there is al pacino. i love al pacino. so went up to him and i said, "mr. pacino." he says, "hello." and i'm in a tux, we're all in tuxes and i said, "mr. pacino, i just hope you understand that you have inspired every actor of my age. everyone who aspires to do anything in theater or movies." and he looked at me and said, "thank you. i ordered a vodka tonic 20 minutes ago and i'm wondering if you knew where it was." [ laughter ] then i realized, he thought i was a waiter. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] you were young. you were wearing a tux. he very easily could have been. >> i always blew it with those guys. >> jimmy: did you get him a a vodka tonic? >> i got him -- sure i got him the vodka tonic, i served him, i wanted hang with him. >> jimmy: tell the story about meeting frank sinatra. >> i met sinatra at a party. he was about 78 years of age or something. no he was about 72. i went up to him and he's standing there like with a -- >> jimmy: who introduced you chevy -- >> dinah shore. dinah shore. the great dinah shore. but chevy was with me, too. and i went up to frank and i said, "mr. sinatra, you have no idea, you have no concept of how big a fan i am." >> jimmy: wow. yeah, because you were a giant sinatra fan. >> i was obsessed with you in my attic i used to do him all the time. [ laughter ] i said, "you have no idea." i mean -- wait a second. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's get to that later. >> that's why you want to buy this book. [ laughter ] part of it is a pop up book. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you. >> jimmy: there it is. >> there it is. [ laughter and applause ] i keep forgetting how good you are with props. you're like, one opf the big prop comedians aren't you? >> jimmy: i'm a big prop comedian, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you're meeting frank sinatra. >> i'm meeting sinatra. i go up to him i say, "you have no idea how big a fan i am of yours." he just looks at me and goes, "i think i do." [ laughter ] he said, "what are you drinking, kid?" i said, "what ever you're drinking frank." so he turns the bartender and says, "jack daniels." and the bartender said, "straight up or on the rocks?" but i was nervous. i thought he said, "straight up or relaxed?" [ laughter ] so i said, "oh, i'll have it relaxed." and sinatra, "he said straight up or on the rocks!" so i already -- i'd known frank about 35 seconds and i pissed him off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so fun to read. i love it. i don't want it to end. thank you for writing all this. it's so good. any person will love it, but also if you're a comedian or an actor, you should read it. >> and let me just say this is a quote from steve martin back. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. >> which sums it up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> "i read it, back to front, and surprised by its shocking beginning." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that is so fun. that's what the whole weekend was. "it's only a play." i got tell eveyone to go check you out. i'm so excited you're in this play. >> hey, thank you for coming to see it. >> jimmy: i'm working on it. >> uh huh. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i got your candy gram. that's all i care about. >> jimmy: how long -- so you're in it now. this is eight shows a week. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's a big schedule. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: that would exhaust me. >> i'm doing it tonight. >> jimmy: wow. how do you do that schedule? >> it whips you. i'm like a character in "50 shades of grey." [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: you're unbelievable. it really is. but you're great. you have a great cast. this is a play that's been around for a while. >> yes, it is. so have i so it all works out. [ laughter ] matthew broderick, of course. the great matthew broderick. stockard channing. >> jimmy: you can't beat this. >> they are geniuses in this show. katie finneran -- >> jimmy: it's super fun. i was wondering if you don't mind, i'd like to play a game with you. >> oh, i'd love that. >> jimmy: is that all right? >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] i even brought mints in case it was spin the bottle. 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[ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: now here's how this works -- we'll each get five cards with random words written on them, okay? and our goal is to just work those words into the conversation as casually and as seamlessly as possible. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right? are you in? >> um, yeah. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] yeah. i mean like oh, my g. >> oh, my g. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. here we go. now, you go first. martin, what is it like working on broadway? >> you know, the trick is to know what to eat because, you know, you're on -- i'm on stage every second. so, you know, if you have to, you know, get a little gas, let's say you have enchiladas, and you know that that -- or you have anything -- >> jimmy: yeah. it's about eating -- >> yeah, and you don't want to eat the wrong food. >> jimmy: you don't. yeah. because if you -- you don't want to be stopped up, backed up. >> oh, you don't want to be backed up. you want to be strong. you want to come on strong and hard. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> or else you're gonna have to get a corkscrew up there. pops it right out of there. >> well, i mean, you know, a a lot of things -- powerful performances can get you hard. cialis can get you hard. the point of it is -- [ laughter ] you want to come on strong and you want to pop the occasion. which is the name of my next book, by the way, and i'd love you to read it. >> jimmy: is it? yeah. it just reminded me, i just saw "spongebob squarepants" this past weekend. and a man was thrown out of the theater for that exact reason. >> why? >> jimmy: let's just say, it was not a good situation. >> oh, but you know, sometimes -- listen, you get drunks in the audience. you get people who -- >> jimmy: what? >> oh, i had -- bill paxton was there the other day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he was drunk? >> and he was -- "hey! this play is stupid!" and they got him. they pulled him right out. you know? "oh, fish sticks!" [ laughter and applause ] and i said, "oh, there's a a guy --" then they ripped his shirt right off. >> jimmy: what? >> yes, because he was fighting the security. who knew he was tougher than back hair? [ laughter ] it was disgustingly fascinating. because bill paxton and back hair, i just don't think of that, you know? >> jimmy: i don't think of it either. but i wrestled with him a a couple times. >> you did? >> jimmy: shirtless. we were both shirtless. we had our pants on. and you know, we were -- i got him in this leg lock. his face was down by my feet and my head was up by his ankles. and my feet got stuck to his back hair so hard -- bill paxton's back hair so hard it ripped off. it was like i was wearing velcro shoes or something. >> oh! that is unbelievable. well, listen. i'm telling you, this security guard, he had a story to tell. because, you know, he had paxton's shirt off. they get into an awkward situation. the next thing you know, it's like he's upset. and his tether ball is near him. and -- i mean that's the -- i'm using a code word now for something else. >> jimmy: no, i know. i kind of know what you're talking about. i got in kind of the same tussle with bill paxton. >> you're kidding. >> jimmy: just for fun. and that exact same thing happened to me. >> what happened? >> jimmy: well, he said -- i'm trying to describe it to my wife. she said, "what did it look like?" >> she did? what did it look like? >> jimmy: it looked like two beard nests. ♪ >> wow! tether ball and two beard nests. >> jimmy: martin short, everybody! go see him on broadway in "it's only a play" and go get his book. "i must say" it's so good. ruth wilson joins us after the break! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ruth. >> hello. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. you look gorgeous. >> thank you. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i didn't realize you were british until i saw you win. because you acted with an american accent. >> i did try, yeah. >> jimmy: no, you do a great job. clearly, because you won the golden globe. >> i know. well, i don't know if that made me win a golden globe. >> jimmy: yeah, look. you won the golden globe there. i was watching. i saw you. you got up and you go, [ in english accent ] "thank you everyone for this." and i go, "wait. are you putting -- are you doing a bit?" [ laughter ] i didn't know. that was a bad english accent. >> it's all right. >> jimmy: it's all right. >> it can do a bit of work. it's good enough. >> jimmy: you grew up in where? >> i grew up in shepperton, in london, which is -- actually there's a studio there, a film studio. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> yeah. they did "harry potter" and they did "star wars." >> jimmy: so does everyone in town want to be an actor and an actress? >> no, not really. we did go and try and -- me and my brother, i've got a brother here, actually. he's in the audience. but we went and we just sort of -- hello. [ laughter ] we went -- used to go around the studios and try to see -- spot film stars. sly stallone was there once, for "judge dredd." that was a highlight of my childhood. >> jimmy: "judge dredd" was being filmed down the street? did you run into sylvester stallone? >> we didn't see anyone. we never saw anyone. >> jimmy: you didn't get to meet him? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, he's so fun. >> yeah, it would have been amazing. but no, i didn't get to see him. >> jimmy: well, if you close your eyes, just ask me whatever you would ask him? >> are those muscles real? >> jimmy: [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] it's something like that. >> i opened my eyes, and i ruined it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to make dreams come true. i want to make dreams come true on this show, on "the tonight show." so there you go. it's like you just met him. it's fantastic. >> it was. it was exactly like i just met him. >> jimmy: but you got into acting -- i heard you were a little kid. you were seven or eight when you got the bug. you were like, "oh, i want to be an actor." you used to reenact "platoon" in your bedroom? over and over again, the scene where he's on his knees? >> yeah. no, yeah, it was quite weird. i don't know why i did this. i used to watch quite a lot of inappropriate things i shouldn't have watched at eight. >> jimmy: eight years old, watching "platoon." that's pretty advanced. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i've got brothers. >> jimmy: i've got to thank your brother for that. "hey, you screwed me up. thank you, man." >> it was "twin peaks" and "platoon" and i used to -- yeah, i used to reenact. it was a big classical music moment at the end when he is on his knees and gets shot like 95 times. the guy doesn't die. he gets shot in slow motion. >> jimmy: oh, i remember. it's famous. >> i used to lock the doors and just do it to myself. >> jimmy: now, would you play music, or were you just -- >> yeah. no, i played the music. i had the soundtrack. i have the music. >> jimmy: every kid gets "the wiggles" and the "platoon" soundtrack. [ laughter ] everybody -- kids love it. oh, my gosh. their favorite soundtracks. >> i used to put it on and just sort of reenact getting shot. >> jimmy: what did that look like maybe? come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you mind? >> i'll do it. right, okay. okay. i'm going to take my shoes off for this. and i might have to direct myself through it. ♪ >> jimmy: okay, good. yeah, talk yourself through it. as long as you -- [ dramatic music ] ♪ >> oh, i got music. good. okay. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, right there, oh, my gosh! [ applause ] fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic! that was fantastic. i can see little girls doing that in their bedroom. it's so cute. [ laughter ] "constellation." let's talk about this play. broadway debut. but obviously not your theater debut. >> no. >> jimmy: this is your broadway debut. and man, you're getting crazy good buzz on this. everyone is saying the play is fantastic. it's going til march 15th. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's almost ending. >> yeah, weve got three and a a half weeks left. and it's been brilliant. we just put on three extra shows for young audiences. because it's so expensive out here. so we've done three extra shows for $30. 1,000 tickets go for $30. [ applause ] >> jimmy: good for you. everyone's talking about this. i want to see this as well. it's kind of a tricky plot, i would say. >> yeah. it's like a love story that's told through the idea of parallel universes. so it's like the idea of boy meets girl, boy meets girl again, boy meets girl again. it's a bit -- it's a major moment. >> jimmy: but a couple scenes are only like six seconds. >> yeah. six or three seconds and then some are seven minutes. >> jimmy: how many scenes do you do? >> it's like 65 scenes in 68 minutes. >> jimmy: wow. that's so fun. and it's just you and jake on stage? >> yeah. no props -- well, one prop. >> jimmy: one prop. don't tell me. >> one prop. i'm not going to tell you. >> jimmy: don't spoil it. no spoilers. >> no spoilers. no staging. just us two. >> jimmy: well, you're getting rave reviews. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i can not wait to see it. thank you for coming to see us. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that thing. ruth wilson, everybody! go see her with jake gyllenhall on broadway in "constellations" at the samuel j. friedman theater right here in new york city. walk the moon performs for us next. stick around it's good! 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ oh don't you dare look back just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ i said you're holding back she said shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ this woman is my destiny she said ooh ooh ♪ ♪ shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ ♪ we were victims of the night the chemical physical kryptonite ♪ ♪ helpless to the bass and the faded light oh we were bound to get together ♪ ♪ bound to get together ♪ ♪ she took my arm i don't know how it happened we took the floor ♪ ♪ and she said ♪ oh don't you dare look back just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ i said you're holding back she said shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ this woman is my destiny she said ooh ooh ♪ ♪ shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ ♪ a backless dress and some beat up sneaks my discotheque juliet teenage dream ♪ ♪ i felt it in my chest as she looked at me i knew we were bound ♪ ♪ to be together bound to be together ♪ ♪ she took my arm i don't know how it happened we took the floor ♪ ♪ and she said ♪ oh don't you dare look back just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ i said you're holding back she said shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ this woman is my destiny she said ooh ooh ♪ ♪ shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ oh come on girl ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ deep in her eyes i think i see the future i realize ♪ ♪ this is my last chance she took my arm i don't know how it happened ♪ ♪ we took the floor and she said ♪ ♪ ♪ oh don't you dare look back just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ i said you're holding back she said shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ this woman is my destiny she said ooh ooh ♪ ♪ shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ oh don't you dare look back just keep your eyes on me ♪ ♪ i said you're holding back she said shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ this woman is my destiny she said ooh ooh ♪ ♪ shut up and dance with me ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh shut up dance with me ♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh shut up dance with me ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it, brother. that's the way to do it. that's the way to do it. thank you so much! thank you so much! walk the moon! see them live starting march 10th in san diego! we'll be right back, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] i love this new sirachi burger. it's siracha. sluracha? no. si-rah-chah. siriracha. no. watch how i say it. si-rah-cha. that's not helping. bam! that's jack's new spicy sriracha burger comin' in all hot and melty with jalapeños and bacon! but the best part? it's not just sriracha sauce, it's creamy sri-rah... slur-rah cha... whatever it's called, it's awesome sauce. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to martin short, ruth wilson. walk the moon, ladies and gentlemen. and the roots right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye

bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- hugh grant, charles barkley, comedian kyle kinane, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 208! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's what i'm talking about. hey, everybody. welcome! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you for being here. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. this is the show to be at. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show to watch. "the tonight show." hot show. hot show. but first, here's what people are talking about. it's this tell all book by david axelrod, one of president obama's former strategists. he's revealing all kinds of stuff like the fact that apparently obama chose joe biden as his vp because of his energy and enthusiasm. [ laughter ] you know, the qualities you look for in someone whose main job is traveling to state funerals. like, "yo, sorry about your bro, dude! hey, what's up?" [ laughter ] obama chose joe biden as his vp because of his energy and enthusiasm, which is the same reasons he picked his dog bo. the same exact thing. it's very interesting. [ laughter and applause ] joe, not so fast. beau, get back. axelrod also said in his new book that obama lied to americans to get votes in 2008 when he said he opposed gay marriage. of course, republicans have already turned it into a a scandal. ben-gay-zi. [ laughter ] it's trending right now. >> steve: very convenient, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. and this is interesting here. after it was announced that andrew garfield may not return to the role of spider-man, many fans -- [ audience aws ] yeah, it's just a rumor. i'm not sure. >> steve: just a rumor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but many fans online, everyone is saying that the next spider-man should be black. [ cheers ] yeah. we actually have through "tonight show" technology" -- [ laughter ] we have a picture of what spider-man would look like if he were played by a black actor. check this out. there you go. >> steve: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. your little sneak peek. first time anyone's ever seen it. and that's trending too. [ applause ] black spider-man's trending. >> steve: yeah, trending. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> steve: ben-gay-zi and black spider-man. >> jimmy: that's correct. [ light laughter ] speaking of movies, though, did you hear about russia? they announced a new law that's going to let them to delay the release dates for hollywood movies if they conflict too much with local russian movies. yeah. i don't see what the big deal is. they've actually been doing this for years. for example, they delayed the release of "kung fu panda" for the russian movie "death bear kill everyone." [ laughter and applause ] i thought it was a great movie. they delayed "frozen" for the russian movie "summer in russia." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. summer. >> jimmy: yeah. they delayed the release of "sleepy hollow" because of the russian movie "the shirtless horseman." [ laughter and applause ] they delayed the release of "fifty shades of grey." [ audience ohs ] for the russian film "box of russian crayons." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. "fifty shades of grey." >> jimmy: with crayons darker gray and lighter gray. that's so cute. he drew house. he drew parking lot with rocks and bricks. [ laughter ] next, they delayed "gone girl." yeah. so, it wouldn't compete with "average behavior for russian woman." [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: it's unbelievable. they shouldn't be able to do that. >> steve: that's crazy. >> jimmy: of course, the big movie everybody's talking about, "fifty shades of grey" comes out this weekend. [ cheers ] it's going to be a giant movie. and everyone's trying to capitalize on it. there's even a travel company offering erotic vacations for swingers and nudists. [ laughter ] or as the people no one ever wants to see naked put it, "we'll be there. yeah, yeah. where do we sign up? how much, man? see you on the courts, dude." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ball boy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. they're coming up with all kinds of stuff for this "fifty shades of grey." they're coming out with nail polish, a wine. but i was looking at some other products. i'm not so sure it's a good idea. i mean, well, i'll show you what i mean. the first one i think is a good idea. mars candy releasing "s & m&ms." [ laughter ] i think it's clever. it's now. it's trending. it's trending right now. if you look on -- >> steve: that's trending too? >> jimmy: go to trender. go to trender and see what's trending. >> steve: it's trending. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. >> steve: "hurts to eat." well, all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: trending right now. but this one does not make any sense. oscar mayer is releasing their new "remind you of something?" brand hot dogs. [ laughter ] >> steve: that seems off. >> jimmy: that's just going to ruin my meal, yeah. [ laughter ] that's not trending. >> steve: that's not trending at all. >> jimmy: no. i know what's trending and what's not trending. >> steve: yeah, that's not trending. >> jimmy: this made me laugh. i don't know if you saw this video, you guys. this is a true story. this is a real video, a home video. apparently, this woman adopted a cockatoo. you know the bird? and i guess it used to live with couples who were going through a divorce. because the bird keeps mimicking fights from its previous -- its previous owners. you can't really understand what the bird's saying, bird talk. but still, it's definitely -- tell me if it doesn't sound like a couple arguing. watch this. [ bird squawking ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: isn't that great? [ cheers and applause ] polly wants a lawyer, yeah. [ laughter ] i don't know if you heard about this. there's a new app that lets people book a hotel room for just a few hours. the time between check-out and check-in, called hotels by day. it's better than its old name, for hookers by hookers. [ laughter ] that name is too on the nose. finally, i was watching "family feud," as i watch all the time. my man steve harvey is awesome. a few nights ago -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, he's great. one of my favorite shows. there's a pretty good moment here that just shows that you can learn a lot about contestants from their answers on that show. take a look at this. >> name something a doctor might pull out of a person. [ buzzer ] darcy. >> a gerbil. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then, her husband was like why's everyone looking at me? [ laughter ] we have a great show, everybody. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night colin firth will be here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we always have fun with that guy. >> steve: love that dude. >> jimmy: we're going to play a a game of catchphrase. then, on friday we have samuel l. jackson will be here. norman reedus from "the walking dead" will be here. jessie j. will be here and "thank you notes." it's a big week. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a fun show tonight. i love this guy. he's got a new movie called "the rewrite." hugh grant is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] i love hugh grant. ladies love hugh grant. dudes love hugh grant. plus, he's in town to cover the nba all-star weekend on tnt. it is always great having him on the show. he just doesn't care what he says, man. he's just the greatest guy to have on the show. charles barkley is stopping by. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one of the greatest -- >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: basketball players. and since we're all sportsmen, hugh grant, charles barkley and i are going to play a round of hallway golf. >> steve: ooh. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's going to be ridiculous. you don't want to miss it. it's pretty good, though. and we also like to have new stand-ups on the show. this guy's super duper funny. we have very good stand-up from kyle kinane, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he's going to tell some jokes. he's fantastic. guys, the nba all-star game's coming up this weekend. but it's right here in new york city. so, everyone's got the buzz here on the streets. i just can't wait to watch it myself. after the all-star game, they give out most valuable player. but they also give out awards before the game. it's sort of like the ones in high school yearbooks like "most likely to succeed," "class clown," stuff like that. so, with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show" superlatives. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ "tonight show" superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is james harden, guard for the houston rockets. he was voted "most likely to audition for the show 'dunk dynasty.'" [ laughter ] i didn't even know that was a a show. our next player is anthony davis from the new orleans pelicans. he was voted "most likely to hit a three and say one, two, three points, ha, ha, ha, ha." [ laughter and applause ] two-pointer! three! [ laughter ] next up is demarcus cousins from the sacramento kings. he was voted "most likely to have just found out beck won album of the year." [ laughter ] next up is kyle korver from the hawks. he was voted "most likely to be the love child of a a calvin klein model and a a calvin klein mannequin." [ laughter and applause ] that seems like a rare award. they don't give that out. >> steve: they don't give those out very often. >> jimmy: no, not to many people. this is jeff teague from the atlanta hawks. he was voted "most likely to be the backup dancer that madonna almost kisses and grabs his face and pushes him away." i've seen that guy. i know that move. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next from the miami heat we have chris bosh. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: he was voted "most athletic voldemort." [ laughter and applause ] let's see that. oh, yeah, not too shabby. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't mention his name, you know? >> jimmy: next up is marc gasol from the memphis grizzlies. he was voted "most likely to use flannel condoms." [ laughter ] i didn't even know -- they make those? >> steve: i didn't know they make those. >> jimmy: i didn't know they made them. >> steve: they're grungy. >> jimmy: grungy. >> steve: plays for the trojans. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he used to? >> steve: yeah, i think he was. i'm not a sports guy. i don't know, but i've heard. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next we have steph curry from the golden state warriors. he was voted "most likely to get carded when he orders milk." [ laughter and applause ] sorry, can't give you 2%, buddy. next up for the new york knicks we have carmelo anthony. he was voted 'most likely to be trying to cover up what team he plays for." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] finally, from the toronto raptors is kyle lowry. he was voted "most likely to be posing for his sixth grade class picture." [ laughter and applause ] let's see what that looks like here. yeah! that's it right there. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. those are your nba all-star superlatives. we're going to be right back with hugh grant, everyone. >> steve: yeah! 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what's insane. yeah. >> but there is something very badly wrong with me. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, of course. >> my symptoms don't make any sense to anyone. and i can only describe them. >> jimmy: give them to me. >> it's like -- yeah get this -- it's like someone's picked me up by the scruff of the neck, like a kitten, and i feel very weak and the back of my head hurts. and my tongue feels very heavy. it's not there all the time. it just comes on. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> in fact, i call it kitten syndrome, because it actually seems to make it better if i hold my hands like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. >> i don't have it now. is it all right if i -- >> jimmy: go for, it please. you can have a couple licks if you feel like it. >> but it's very difficult. it's very difficult to -- >> jimmy: you've diagnosed yourself. >> i've seen doctors on both sides of the atlantic. >> jimmy: how would you fix it? just a bowl of milk? [ laughter ] >> the worst guy -- bowl of milk. there was a guy in london i got sent to recently. someone said, "oh, no, he's the best. he's brilliant. he's brilliant." and he was a terrifying giant. when i walked into the room, he's this huge irishman, ginger haired, huge beard, like something out of 1910. >> jimmy: yeah. he wants to box you -- bare-fist box you? >> yeah, yeah. and he said, "right. take your clothes off except your panties." so i did that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in america men don't -- well -- [ laughter ] >> well, in britain we do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. >> then he put me on a table and tried with all of his strength, which was considerable, to pull all my limbs off. just -- i felt like a chicken being jointed. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely. yes. >> then he flipped me over. >> jimmy: there you go. >> this sounds dodgy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no -- >> flipped me over on my front -- >> jimmy: there you go. >> came around, grabbed my hair, and ruffled it savagely what i should think half an hour. it was agony. i said, "what the hell are you doing?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he said, "no, no, no, it's a famous cherokee cure." i said, "cherokee? it's agony." anyway, i suffered it for half an hour. then i looked up and he was there red-faced, sweating with his hands full of my hair, and he said, "you're fixed now, it will be 500 pounds." [ laughter ] and i paid up, like a lamb. and i'm much, much worse and i have less hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe it's just a a bully of yours that you offended from high school. maybe you should just check facebook. see if he just wants to mess with you, mess your hair up. smack you around the office for a little while. >> well, i was a bit bullied. >> jimmy: were you bullied? no. >> no. only by hallet. hallet really hated me. >> jimmy: that was his name? >> yeah. >> jimmy: sounds like a a character in "game of thrones." [ laughter ] >> but he bullied me and he wanted me at the same time. >> jimmy: again, it sounds like "game of thrones." it's very, very interesting. [ laughter ] you have kids of your own now. what do you have? i have similar age -- i have a year and a half. >> yeah. i have a three-year-old and two two-year-olds. >> jimmy: aw, two-year-olds. they're the cutest thing, right? do you love it? >> i do. i do. i was taken by surprise by how much i love it. >> jimmy: yeah. what do you watch on -- do you watch any adult shows anymore? >> adult shows? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i mean like -- no, no. no, no, no, i mean -- stop. hey, no, stop. i mean shows that grown-ups would enjoy. [ laughter ] sitcoms maybe. you know, chat shows. that's what i meant. >> with the children? >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, no. we just watch "peppa pig" over and over and over again. >> jimmy: that's what i watch. i love "peppa pig!" >> yes, i'm quite into it. >> jimmy: muddy puddles. >> muddy puddles. i fancy the teacher, madam gazelle. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i think she's hot. even though she's a gazelle. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. no, i love "peppa pig." every time they laugh they go, "ha, ha, ha" -- [ snort ] [ laughter ] i'm a big fan of "peppa pig." >> yeah, i love it too. >> jimmy: that's supposed to be fun. but are they used to dad being at home or on the set? >> well, they don't really know what i do for a living. partly because i don't do much of what i do for a living anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but you're hugh grant. kind of just putting them out, like, knocking some homers. >> i got sidetracked into a a ridiculous political campaign in britain. but occasionally i make a film. and one child, my 3-year-old girl -- well, now when i say, "hey, look who's here," she says "hugh grant." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, daddy. dada. >> yeah, yeah. she only calls me hugh grant. >> jimmy: well, me too. that makes both of us. if i called you daddy, that would be weird. [ laughter ] but i'm glad you're doing movies. you're great in movies. you know this. people must have told you this. you're fantastic in movies. >> butter me up. i like that. >> jimmy: no, that's what i do. i mean it. >> you're great in movies, too. come back. >> jimmy: no, no, i'm not. but it's okay -- but that's why you're a great actor and i'm not. but this is another great one. i know this director. you worked with him before. >> marc lawrence is his name. >> jimmy: marc lawrence. he's fantastic. and this movie is called "the rewrite." >> yes. >> jimmy: and i'll set it up for you. this is what it is. >> you're going to set it up. >> jimmy: yeah, i'll set it up. >> you may do it badly. >> jimmy: no. here's what it is. >> jimmy: it's you. you're a professor. but you were an oscar-winning screenwriter. and then you came out of the business and you're like, "i'm just kind of bored with the business." became a professor. you're a drunk. you're a mean dude. you start teaching. and then you kind of hit it off with this student of yours. and then the magic comes back. and the nice guy comes out of hugh grant, the one we want to see at the end of the movie. and it's a fantastic film. >> yeah, i give you b-minus for that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did i go off? where was i wrong? >> well, he's a very reluctant teacher. you know, he was a very famous screenwriter and now he can't get a job. and so, to his horror, he has to accept a job teaching in this university. and he does behave very badly. but then as you say, he gets nicer. >> jimmy: that's exactly what i just said! [ laughter ] this is unbelievable. i should have gotten a b-plus. or an a-minus. yeah. but i love -- we want to see you play that. we want to see you being hugh. [ laughter ] >> what, are you saying that i only play myself? >> jimmy: no. i'm not saying you play yourself. but only you know how to play hugh. if i played hugh -- if i played you as hugh -- [ laughter ] you know -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] don't leave. don't leave. you're going to walk out. don't walk out. just stay. >> i'll tell you what i'm going to do. i'm going to slightly freeze you. it's not like i'm sulky. i'm going to be slightly quieter now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's how you get me. >> i had a girlfriend who did that. she didn't go completely sulky. she just turned up the air-conditioning one bit. and it's scarier. are you all right? what's up? nothing. i'm fine. i'm absolutely fine. >> jimmy: having a great time. that's when you start hearing the silverware clanking. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what's going on? absolutely, yeah. i want to show a clip of this, because it's good, it's charming, it's funny, it's hugh grant. he's good. this is him making a first impression in "the rewrite." take a look at this. >> just, honestly, everything seems to be about female empowerment. any meeting i go to in hollywood, someone says you know what we need? a kick-ass girl. that will be a great twist. except every movie has a a kick-ass girl. some martial arts, cgi, slow-motion woman who kicks the crap out of every man in her path. can i tell you what would be truly innovative? a woman without i kick-ass girl. or better yet a movie where a a woman gets her ass kicked. [ laughter ] >> perhaps you'd like to kick mine. >> don't be silly. i didn't mean literally. besides, not much of a target there. i mean it in a very nice way. because you're in great shape. you're svelte. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. you know how to do it, buddy. >> i'd like to just ask you how much stammering there was in that particular -- >> jimmy: maybe you've changed your style. i don't know. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask you -- again, please don't leave. i was going to ask you if you'd like to stick around and play a a game of hallway golf. do you know what this is? >> yes. i love hallway golf. i've played a lot of hallway golf in my life. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. especially as a younger, drunker man. [ laughter ] which is harder. when i was younger and i lived with my brother, who was a very important banker, and he'd be in bed trying to get ready for the next day and i would come back drunk with my friends and then we'd play indoor golf. up the stairs. and the hole would be his open, sleeping mouth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you had a great brother, man. more with hugh grant when we come back. stick around. this will be fun. this is going to be fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my tempur-pedic made me fall in love with mornings again. i love how it conforms to my body. with tempur-pedic the whole bed is comfortable. it's the best thing we ever did for ourselves. it's helping to keep us young. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about right there. that's what i'm talking about there. sir charles. nice to see you, buddy. >> thank you, thank you. >> hugh: hey. >> how are you doing? nice to see you. >> jimmy: all right. now, this is how this is going work. we're going to take turns teeing off onto that beautiful fairway off the stage. once we've all teed off, we're going to jump in the cart and ride to the first ball. okay? now, once we get out of the cart, it turns into speed golf. okay? so, it's a race to see who can get their ball around the hallway, back into the studio and into the hole right over here. now, we don't count strokes. we don't keep score. once we get out of the cart, it's just a race to see who can finish the round first. [ laughter ] you guys ready for a round of hallway golf? >> is this the finish line? >> jimmy: that's can the finish line. that's exactly what they call it in golf. the finish line. [ laughter and applause ] you've golfed before! >> hugh: you were on a special thing, a tv show about your swing. >> jimmy: yeah, he's got a a great swing. >> hugh: you've got a quality swing. >> i'm a regular old tiger woods. >> jimmy: that's exactly it. now, hugh grant, you tee off. you go ahead. you're the yellow ball, i believe. charles, we'll stand over here. i guess i'm the blue ball. [ laughter ] >> do you play golf? >> hugh: i used to. >> okay. >> hugh: well, i'm panicking. >> jimmy: you can go for it, buddy. whoa! >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: oh, he hit it so good it's come back. that was a great swing, though. you got a good swing. >> hugh: that threw my back out completely. >> ooh. that's pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't laugh. [ laughter ] you can't laugh at yourself before you swing. come on. >> i've got no idea what's going to happen here. >> jimmy: i swear i won't do anything. quest, drum roll, please. [ drum roll ] >> hugh: this is funny. i have seen his swing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was the best one, man. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'll take your driver. i'll take your driver. now, i'm going to get some five irons here. okay, get in the cart. we'll drive to the first ball. and then once we get out -- here's your five iron. >> thank you. >> jimmy: hugh. >> hugh: okay. >> jimmy: that's great. you getting on back? >> yeah. you got plenty of money if i sue you. >> jimmy: no, no. don't sue anybody. all the way around. >> hugh: i should just point out is if i don't win, i get very nasty. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> i'm the yellow one? >> jimmy: yeah. >> hey, don't go too far. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ready? on your marks. get set -- >> hugh: with our own ball? >> jimmy: no, you have to find your own ball. >> that's it right there. >> jimmy: start here. and then let's go. that's yours, charles. >> no, no. that's not mine. >> jimmy: let's try it. go. we've got to go. here we go! go, charles, go! [ laughter ] >> get out of there. why is your ball there? jimmy, what are you doing to my ball? [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our thanks to hugh grant and charles barkley! more "tonight show" after the break! stick around, everybody! 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[ laughter ] you know? don't take yourself so serious. [ cheers and applause ] people talk about all these jocks. jocks don't have bad days. when you're making $25 million a year, you might be in last place, but it ain't that bad. [ laughter ] you know? it ain't that bad at all. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i like these rants, because i go on your website. and i watch you -- you can go on and you'll see him. he has a lot of good rants. >> there's things that annoy me, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, no -- >> you know what i like? i like vodka. i don't want no damn vanilla vodka. i don't want coconut vodka. i don't want raspberry vodka. i just want vodka. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, i know what' you're saying -- >> you know what i want when i go to domino's? >> jimmy: what? >> just pizza. >> jimmy: that's it, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't want no wings. >> jimmy: no, you don't want wings. >> i don't want no bread. >> jimmy: no. >> i don't want breadsticks. when i go to domino's, i just want pizza. >> jimmy: pizza, yeah. we've got new pizza-stuffed crust pizza. >> oh, now they're selling pasta. [ laughter ] if i wanted pasta i'd go to apple garden -- uh, uh, olive garden. [ laughter ] come on, man. >> jimmy: we're on to something. let's open up apple garden, then we'll -- no, but one thing that made me laugh, there was a rant and i tweeted it out the other day, because it made me laugh. you were just mad at people wanting to go to space. space travel. >> i saw people paying like $250,000 to go to space. who the hell want to go to space? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't you want to see like, i don't know -- >> no. no. no, i don't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a star -- >> i want to go to new york. i want to go to las vegas. you know, i want to go to l.a. don't come to my house. no, i don't want to go to space. >> jimmy: no, you don't get it. >> that's just stupid. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> don't act like y'all don't agree with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, let's talk about this. tnt, they got you working this week, man. >> yeah, it sucks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, it's good. it's a job. you can't complain. it's one of the five non-jobs. >> yeah, but you know, we're used to working -- like, normally, when we work we go in at 8:00 and we're on till 2:30 in the morning. but we actually only work an hour. and we show two basketball games, but before the game, halftime, between games, halftime, and after the game, we're pretty much only on an hour. >> jimmy: yeah, you go home. >> we're on like five, six hours a day this week. it's awful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't say that. you're so blessed. you have to. >> it's like a real job. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it can't -- now i understand what you're trying to say. all these jobs for your job is almost like one real job. >> they get all their money's worth the next four days. they do. >> jimmy: they do. they're doing weird things i've never heard of. are you hosting -- is there a fashion show? >> they just add stuff for the hell of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the fashion show? >> i guess they're going to have a bunch of nba players dress. and i think me and kenny -- >> jimmy: kevin hart's going to be there, right? >> kevin hart. kevin, anytime you're around kevin -- he's one of the funniest people in the world. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he seriously is one of the funniest humans in the world. you just bend over you're laughing so hard. >> the only problem around kevin, you have to be careful, because he's this tall. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot of people aren't as tall as you are. >> but he's not taller than anybody. [ laughter ] you can actually -- if you turn too quickly, you could step on him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. that's not true at all. >> you can't. but like some of the big guys can. [ laughter ] you know, he keeps winning. he keeps winning. he plays in the celebrity basketball games. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he keeps winning m.v.p. he thinks it's because he can play. it's because he's the same height as the little guy on the trophy. [ laughter ] that's the only reason. >> jimmy: he can't lift up the trophy, because it's like lifting yourself. like a strong-man competition. >> the only reason he win m.v.p., it's like he's this tall, the little man on there. that's why they give it to him. >> jimmy: that's it. they're just trying to be nice to him. >> but he's a wonderful guy. >> jimmy: oh, he's the most fun. but the whole all-star weekend is a fun weekend. >> you know, the nba does a a fabulous -- you know, we do a a fabulous job because all the -- it's like a bunch of living legends walking around. we do a magnificent job of inviting all the older guys back who did all the heavy lifting. >> jimmy: yeah. >> for guys like myself. you know, bill russell always comes. clyde frazier's going to be huge this weekend. >> jimmy: he's got to be in the fashion show, please. >> moses malone, dr. j, tiny archibald. >> jimmy: you ever see clyde's suits? >> no, no, no. clyde's not going to that, oh, no. did you see the thing dwight howard had on last night? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> come on, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just describe it abstractly. what is it? >> it -- it was blue -- was a white jacket and it had like blue things spread out all over it. [ laughter ] it had like, one here, one here -- it was awful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did he look like one of katy perry's backup dancers? >> he looked like katy perry. [ laughter ] ♪ like when she was flying across the super bowl. >> jimmy: yeah. that was like dwight howard. you have to watch charles barkley working hard this weekend covering the nba all-star game. he's the best in the business. on tnt. we have stand-up from kyle kinane after the break, everybody. stick around. come on back. 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[ laughter ] it's currently airing on comedy central. and the album is also for sale on itunes. please welcome to "the tonight show," the hilarious kyle kinane, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all right! hello! thanks for having me, james. i appreciate it. [ laughter ] i've got great news. i just turned 38 years old! yeah! [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i didn't think i was going to live this long. i didn't plan for this. i was supposed to die when i was 12 in a bmx accident. i don't know. [ laughter ] i was just trying to jump off the roof of the garage. like, "play motley crue at my funeral! later, dudes!" and now here i am at 38, acting like i know what a 1099 is. i don't know. [ laughter ] but i accept it. i accept being this age. like what comes along with it. like i have to accept that at 38, that when i wake up in the morning my bones sound like the last 15 seconds of microwave popcorn popping. [ laughter ] and i'm all right with that. you know? i'm okay. [ applause ] you know how it is. you get there. that first walk to the bathroom in the morning is like, pep, pep, pep, pep, pep, pep. pep. shake the bag a little. pep, pep, pep, pep, pep. oh, there we go. we got 'em all. all right. [ laughter ] i just don't want to like -- i don't want to age slowly. that's what scares me. i just want to age all -- i want to age catastrophically. that's how i want to get old. [ laughter ] i just want to be fine and then one day i go to the doctor and they're like, "yeah, we've got to give you all metal bones." like all right, yeah. that sounds like something cool. i'll do that. [ laughter ] i want to hear a doctor use the phrase "experimental procedure" when describing what needs to be done. like, "your heart is bad. so we've got to put a pig's heart in there." yeah, all right. that's some like next level stuff. put two in. supercharge it. [ laughter ] i'll take that. i don't want to get to that point where, like, you're old and like you pee and then you put your pants on and then you pee just a little bit more. [ laughter ] i don't want that. because you can't even express that to people. you can't even -- if i'm walking around with metal bones and two pig's hearts, you're damn sure you're going to hear about it. i'm going to let you know what happened to me. but if i'm walking around with just a little pee in my pants, all you can wear is just this expression of just like -- [ laughter ] what's wrong with you? i just -- i can't even -- i don't even want to go to the movies anymore. [ laughter ] i'm starting like -- the mental slipping is happening, though. i'm like starting to do that weird middle-aged stuff. like stuff that i used to see my dad do. now it's like, i'll read signs out loud. just to nobody. [ laughter ] just driving, just alone in the car. just "chipotle." [ laughter and applause ] i don't even want it. why? why'd i do that? like my brain is running diagnostic checks. you know, just to make sure everything's on board. like the system's working. like it catches me at a down time and like quick, can you read that sign? yeah. can you say it out loud? all right. all systems go. wheels up, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to let you use the oven to cook dinner tonight. you passed the test. but it's because that system still breaks down. that's what i realized. the system still breaks down. that's why i need those tests. like i'll still bite my tongue. at 38 i'll still bite my tongue. that's unacceptable. i don't even get mad anymore. i used to bite my tongue and be like son of a -- now i'm just disappointed. [ laughter ] i bite my tongue and i'm just like, ah. what are you doing, man? it's been in there the whole time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you've had your tongue longer than you've had your teeth. come on! [ laughter ] quick, what's that sign say? chipotle? all right. we'll give you a pass. [ laughter ] but i know i'm getting more mature. i know that. more emotionally available. i know that, because i look at pet adoption websites more than i look at pornography now when i'm online. [ laughter ] just because like that's an attainable fantasy. like i see that's something that could actually -- that's a a relationship that could exist in my life. and that's why -- maybe my imagination's weaker now and that's what i like. so if you see like the glow of a laptop coming out of my room at 3:00 a.m., it's not me like, "blond triplets? i wonder if they could take my underpants off with their teeth." it's me going, "man, look at this little chihuahua mix over here! i bet you me and this guy will solve mysteries together!" [ laughter ] that's it for me. thank you very much, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: kyle kinane, everybody! 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>> pretty cool. >> it was a jeep cherokee, by the way. >> you can tell. >> you can really tell. how about that. >>> a southern california oil refinery unit damaged by an explosion this week as already offline for unplanned maintenance. industry analysts say the unit had been down for two days because of a different piece of equipment that him pleaded. -- exploded. wednesday's largers blast at the torrance blast caused four minor injuries. the exxonmobil facility had been fined more than $100,000 over the past five years for health and safety violations. the refinery shutdown is expected to have a big impact on gas prices. it already has. gas prices have risen more than 10 cents in the past week alone. gasbuddy.com says the average price of a gallon of regular is still under 3 bucks. but it is rising. $2.82 if you buy it in san jose. $2.89 in san francisco. over in oakland $2.81. >>> gas prices are going up but there are a lot of cars on the road. let's find out how we're doing. >> got to get to work. with every minute we see more and more cars on the bay bridge and other places. so we'll get a check on the morning commute. it's definitely under way right now if you ares could go the san mateo bridge. it's kind of a boring start to our morning commute. there's no overnight roadwork and no major hot spots. so it looks good out of hayward. same thing on the golden gate. the zipper crews have done their job so that's good to go. in all directions. they had that full freeway closure overnight. past couple of nights southbound 880 was closed amarina. everything reopened ahead of schedule so now everything is great. no problems san leandro to oakland. 58 miles per hour toward marina and looks good to highway 92 and the san mateo bridge which we just showed you. maybe you're heading out of town, hopefully somewhere fun. if not, anyway, it looks good toward sfo. 101 and 280 both free and clear. it's quiet along the peninsula. the chp reports don't have a whole lot of action going on right now. so if you are crossing the bay bridge, this is usually what it looks like right around this time of the morning at 5:15. maybe a touch lighter than normal. sometimes we see a few delays in the cash lanes but we're not even seeing that so far with no metering lights and no overnight roadwork no issue getting into san francisco. the commute is under way through the livermore valley and out of tracy like it often is. but the bulk of traffic where you see all that yellow is on 205 beginning right around mountain house and then almost to vasco now and then it loosens up by the dublin interchange. that's your latest "kcbs traffic." with the forecast, here's roberta. >>> elizabeth, don't go away. and for everybody at home, just because you got up so early on a friday morning, i'm going to give you an inside tip here. it's a weather tip. take a look at the transamerica building. it stands 853 feet tall and look, we cannot see the top of that spire, right? on the top of the spire is a red airplane warning light. and when i can't see that light, then i know the ceiling is so low that we will be experiencing delays at sfo on arriving flights. so we will continue to monitor that. we are heading out the door with areas of very dense fog. temperatures pretty uniform due to the blanket of clouds into the 50s. we have visibility issues right now in santa rosa and in livermore down to a quarter mile in some areas. plus we have condensation in the form of drizzle due to the very dense fog. meanwhile, this weekend we will return to more of an offshore flow so we will be fog-free. and looking ahead i'm still going with a good chance of rain showers returning right here to the bay area either the end of the month or the beginning of next month march 1. all right. heading to san jose, it's the kings versus the sharks. it's at 7:00 in levi's stadium first time nhl action is happening here in northern california. 7:00 they drop the puck 64 degrees clear skies. hope to see you there. it's going to be exciting, can't wait. tule fog in the central valley. we should see earlier burnoff today. there's your lunch hour. the fog has swiped out of the inland areas still hanging tight to inverness, the golden gate bridge, wham, it moves away from the coastline as we begin to see first makings of an offshore flow building right here into friday overnight. today it's foggy in sacramento but becoming sunny at 71. 66 in monterey bay. if you are heading to the high sierra, make sure you have your rock skis. temperatures above average. 60s beaches, nearly 70 in oakland, 70 in san jose. here's your extended forecast: >>> a police officer in michigan was rushed to the hospital after getting hit by a car on an icy road. the officer pulled over to help a driver who spun out and then that dark colored car hits the patrol car smashes into the officer and the other car. no word on that officer's condition. >> wow, okay. >>> it is 5:18. more scary moments when two planes get too close for comfort at an airshow. the daredevil maneuver that didn't go as planned. coming up. >> and i'm dennis o'donnell. coming up, giants manager bruce bochy ends up in the hospital. we'll tell you what happened. and jim tomsula gets another shot at a press conference. hear what he said coming up. >>> in today's jobs report jill schlesinger looks at whether an advanced degree really pays off. >>> reporter: if you're thinking about whether or not to continue your education beyond an undergrad degree, consider this. the national unemployment rate stood at 5.6% through the end of 2014. but those who completed a bachelor's degree or higher were in better shape with a rate of just 2.9%. those with master's degrees had an unemployment rate of 2.2% and those with a doctorate had a 1% unemployment rate. but not all advance degrees are created equal. pay scale.com ranged mid career salaries and projected employment growth. topping the list was physician assistants studies with a median salary of $97,500. and a 38% projected job growth rate over the next decade. those with engineering degrees earned over $100,000 by mid career. and an advance degree in political science could be worth $94,000 by mid career in a field which is likely to grow by 21%. the census bureau says 10.7% of california residents hold advance degrees. and now the big question, are you ready to write that thesis? i'm jill schlesinger for kpix 5. >>> the roads are great on this friday morning no major issues out the door. a live look at a look at your traffic minutes away. >>> good morning, giants manager bruce beach cloudy is in the hospital after a heart procedure. he was experiencing chest discomfort following physical. he had two stents inserted. he is resting comfortably and will be released today. he should be back with the giants within a couple of days. >>> nfl jim tomsula looked so uncomfortable during his introductory press conference last month it seemed like he was taking a fly detector test. >> did you fly on an airplane today? >> i don't want to do that. i'm not going to answer your question there. >> will you eat pot roast for dinner tonight? >> well, i would rather not get in -- >> i can tell fairly easily if someone is lying or not. >> why not? >> relax. the needles are jumping. >> since then the new 49ers head coach had some coaching on how to handle the media. came off much cooler customer yesterday at the nfl combine. >> no, i -- i -- i didn't do a good job, you know what i mean? that's, um, didn't do a good job. bobby was trying to get me to go to bed that night and i didn't, so anyway, i'm driving him crazy. you know, he called me three times last night to make sure i went to bed. so, um, i'll do better at that. >> see? we're seeing marked improvement by the 49ers home. >>> hockey news, sharks beat the stars big win for them as they warm up for the tilt at levi's stadium against the kings tomorrow night. i'm dennis o'donnell. have a great weekend. >>> play of the day, we are going to take you to the nba hardwood. we have the spurs. we have the clippers. they're in l.a. hi, roberta. [ laughter ] >> shake off reddick and the pass. here he comes! >> a nice example of team work from jordan and chris paul. the trailer and a nice little put-backer right there. that's sweet. nice dunk. clippers beat san antonio 119- 115 and got our play of the day. >>> it's 5:25. the cbs hit sitcom "two and a half men" comes to an end. what the show's stars are saying about the drama surrounding charlie sheen. >> and a creative solution to end the bay area housing crisis. why going smaller might be better. coming up. >> reporter: i'm kiet do live in east san jose. happy vietnamese new year. you know, illegal fireworks celebrations have been going on for decades. coming up week, ask the question, maybe it's time to change the law. for over 60,000 california foster children nights can feel long and lonely. i miss my sister. i miss my old school. i miss my room. i don't want special treatment. i just wanna feel normal. to help, sleep train is collecting pajamas for foster children, big and small. bring your gift to any sleep train and help make a foster child's night a little cozier. not everyone can be a foster parent but anyone can help a foster child. this is the "name your price" tool. it gives you options based on your budget -- it's a piece of cake. i was told there would be cake. get a free quote at progressive.com. >>> your realtime captioner is linda marie macdonald. >>> an l.a. hospital warning patients about a deadly superbug. the dirty medical instrument at the center of that outbreak. >> the oakland raiders could be on the move from the bay to l.a. the other nfl team that could join them. >> how about this? rain in the weekend forecast. i'll show you exactly where. >> and as we go flying over the altamont pass the slowest conditions are 205 to grant line and more slowdowns approaching the dublin interchange. your travel times are coming up. >>> thank you, liz. good morning, it's friday, february 20th. good morning, i'm frank mallicoat. >> i'm michelle griego. fireworks are a big part of lunar new year celebrations. but they are illegal in most of the bay area. >> kpix 5's kiet do reports on how the city of san jose is trying to find eight balance between the law and tradition. >> reporter: san jose's history with illegal fireworks during the vietnamese new year is a lot like this $200.40-foot-long roll of firecrackers long and complicated. [ fireworks ] >> reporter: this was the scene on new year's eve wednesday night at a buddhist temple in east san jose. [ fireworks ] >> reporter: the men lit long strands of firecrackers while parents brought children to watch. they believe it scares away evil spirits. they went on for hours. but the thing is, fireworks are illegal in california. if you are wondering where's the police? well, they were right there. the temple hired these officers as private security so they kept an eye on the festivities from a distance to understand how it all got to this point, we have to go back 15 years. back in 2000, tet celebrations at another temple had spilled on the streets. san jose police responded with a mass of officers in riot gear. it was unnecessary because the head monk pleaded with the crowd using a police loudspeaker and everyone left peacefully. so began a year's long exercise in balancing the law with cultural sensitivity. by 2011, pension reform, paycuts and the recession shrunk the department remaining officers focusing on violent crime. tet celebrations moved to the grand century mall and grew exponentially. here we are at 2015, and it's as boisterous as ever which begs the question, is this the new normal? >> we have asked for an ordinance to be brought back next month that makes the property owners themselves especially when they're complicit, when they're allowing this to go on willingly, to make them liable and, you know, to have a structure for fining them for making them accountable and responsible. >> reporter: we caught up with newly elected councilmember tam nguyen who is vietnamese and asked if he would consider a new law to make some fireworks legal during tet celebrations. >> that would be a good idea. [ indiscernible ] >> safety would be my top priority. >> reporter: and so the mall management here at grand century says they got a visit and a warning from a fire inspector earlier this week so they tried to hire more security officers tried to keep the tsunami of people at bay. it did not work. so it was really going like gangbusters here last night. back to you. >> kiet, selling the fireworks must be a big underground business. where are people buying them? >> reporter: well, really if you want to buy some firecrackers and fireworks, you can pretty much go into any strip mall in little saigon. they sell it right out in the open just have your cash out and ready. it's that simple. live in east san jose, kiet do, kpix 5. >>> 5:32. a check of weather and you know what? it's the weekend. >> you know what's interesting about kiet's story though, i was reading a story about beijing they were banning fireworks there because of the toxic pollution that is in the atmosphere and it's already the number one most polluted city in the world. so when you keep that in mind and the pollution coming to the bay area, you might want to consider that, right? >> you have it balance it with that thousands of years of tradition. >> maybe find new ways to celebrate. >>> now, about the weekend. >> about the weekend. yeah. let's celebrate the weekend now. first thing though we have to get you out the door and we have a lot of condensation in the form of drizzle out there. as you are heading out right now we have areas of very dense fog primarily away from the bay into our inland areas. but everybody is overcast. marine layer right there you see it stacked up along the coast causing some gray skies in san francisco, pacifica, ocean beach, the sunset district. otherwise, you see that right there? subtropical moisture wants to lift up towards monterey bay on sunday producing a slight chance of an isolated shower there. otherwise, we just cool slightly. today's temperatures into the 60s and even low 70s. dry through the weekend. >>> things are changing quickly at the bay bridge toll plaza. no metering lights yet but a lot more cars here than we did 10 minutes ago. backed up to the end of the parking lot. fastrak is great, middle and overnight roadwork is gone. over the altamont pass it's slow and go straight on out to 205 all the way out to the dublin interchange. there's a few pockets of brakes but not many and so right now the drive time is up to 20 minutes from the altamont pass. that is your latest "kcbs traffic." back to you guys. >> all right. thank you, elizabeth. >>> this is a critical day in the labor dispute at west coast ports. u.s. labor secretary tom perez wants an agreement today. if a deal to end the slowdown is not reached by today, negotiators will have to go back to washington, d.c. with perez and continue talks there. the dispute has caused massive backups at west coast ports and costing millions. the big unresolved issue is whether the arbitrator should remain appointed for life. >>> the oakland raiders are considering a move to a site near los angeles where a stadium might be built but the team may be holding out for a favorable outcome home here in oakland. kpix 5's anne makovec is at the oakland coliseum this morning where a new stadium is still a possibility. >> reporter: that's right. the plans here have stalled and in the meantime, there is a group in carson city that is kick off a ballot initiative to make a new stadium there a real possibility. >> the raiders have been very clear with me as recently as tonight, their first priority is to stay in oakland. >> reporter: mayor libby schaaf unfazed last night by news that the raiders are pushing a plan to built a $1.7 billion stadium in the city of carson to share with the san diego chargers. she says the raiders president has assured her oakland is their top priority. >> naturally they have to look at other options. they have done that before. they will do that again. they are in negotiations. >> reporter: and it sounds like negotiations are going strong. in a joint statement the chargers and raiders said we have both been working in our home markets to find a stadium solution for many years. so far unsuccessfully. we remain committed to continuing to work in our home markets through 2015. >> very upsetting. very upsetting. >> reporter: raiders fans including coliseum authority commissioner chris dobbin felt blindsided by the news. >> yes. it does put the pressure on us. >> reporter: at a time when developers are openly complaining that plans for a sprawling coliseum city where stadiums for the raiders and a's are stalling. >> this is a complex process and it's not moving as fast as i would like it to move. >> hopefully something like this will really, you know, jump-start whatever hasn't already been jump-started and really get this thing done. >> reporter: the alameda county stadium authority is meeting this morning with its regularly scheduled meeting but they will be surely discussing this. in the meantime the mayor of san diego sent out a statement saying, quote, this would amount to abandoning generations of loyal chargers fans. despite this news we are going to continue our efforts to develop a viable stadium solution. and i should mention that other teams have used l.a. as leverage in the past including the raiders, the jaguars, the rams, as well. this could be just a leveraging ploy. live in oakland, anne makovec, kpix 5. >> neighbors are concerned after three recent shootings near san jose's capital square shopping center. yesterday, police announced the arrest of two people for one of those shootings. manny zuniga a security guard at the b boss lounge was shot and killed after he tried to stop a robbery at a neighboring liquor store. >>> doctors at ucla medical center are linking a deadly superbug outbreak to contaminated medical instruments. at least two people have died, seven other patients have become ill from a drug- resistant bacteria. it likely came from two endoscopes that weren't properly cleaned. free testing kits have been sent to 179 people who could have been exposed. >>> newly released documents show britain's electronics spying agency collaborated with the nsa to steal codes from zim cards. a website posted a story about the documents provided by former nsa contractor edward snowden. it shows the agencies hacked into the networks of a dutch company that makes sim cards for cell phones all over the world. it's not clear how much actual eavesdropping occurred. >>> concerns persist about a hacking attack against the u.s. state department and rumors point to an electric car being developed by apple. time to chat on a friday. jill wagner of cbsmoneywatch.com is live in new york with the latest. good morning. >> reporter: good morning, frank and michelle. well, we'll see if the markets can finish this shortened trading week on a positive note. the dow was down 44 yesterday. the nasdaq was up 18 though and it is now closing in on record highs that we have not seen since the dot-com bubble in 2000. it has been three months since the state department confirmed hackers breached its unclassified email system. according to the "wall street journal" of the government has been able to kick them out. it's unclear how much data they stole but even unclassified material can have sensitive intelligence. >>> is apple going from phones to i cars? the tech giant has been working on an electric car according to bloomberg. the goal is to start production by 2020. that would mean apple would compete directly with tesla and general motors. brian and -- sorry, frank and michelle? >> it's a friday. hey, jill, i guess youtube is launching a new product and the kids are going to love it. tell us about that. >> reporter: on monday youtube is rolling out a new kid- friendly app that will have lots of parental controls which will not only limit what kids can watch but also how much time they can spend watching. the app will reportedly be free and include original episodes of shows like thomas the tank engine and sesame street. i have a feeling this is going to be a hit. frank and michelle? >> i think it will. >> i think you're right. >> all righty. jill wagner of cbsmoneywatch.com. thank you, jill. have a good weekend. >>> one way to solve our big housing problem might involve thinking small. really small. a man in san francisco has been tinkering around with what he calls a houselet. it's a cube made of steel posts and when combined with another, it's about the size of a parking space. 64 square feet. >> it's not so much tiny units. it's more tiny modules which can be put together in different sizes. >> right now this is only a concept. the man behind it is on the -- in the running for a national grant and hopes to build a finished prototype of his design. >>> they are only a half million apiece. >> right. [ laughter ] >> for 64 square feet. >> exactly. >>> 5:40 now. coming up the old bay bridge is coming down piece by piece and in a different way. details on a new strategy now for the demolition. >> let's take a live look out at i-880 in oakland. you can see the traffic is moving pretty well. elizabeth is going to be back in just a bit to give us an update on the roads and roberta ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ everybody deserves $73 fares. because wedding season can get expensive. book your low fare now at southwest.com. you can find a new frontier. there's nothing stopping you and a lot helping you. technology that's with you always. this is our promise. it's never been better to wander because wherever you go, you'll find us doing everything we can, so you can. >>> on this 20th day of the month of february, good morning. i was taking a look at the golden gate bridge. i wanted to see how socked in with fog it is. check it out u not too bad there. but in our inland areas, we do have pockets of dense fog even some localized drizzle. the effect all this will have on your weekend, i got the details straight ahead. >> okay, roberta. thanks. a great example of just how cold it is in the northeast. niagra falls has frozen. the temperature there dipped to 22 below zero. the falls are not completely frozen over. water is still flowing under the ice. the only time on record the water flow completely stopped in 1848 because of an ice jam up river. >>> despite that, a new federal climate report suggests that the planet is getting warmer. last month was the second warmest january on record on earth. the snowpack in the pacific northwest is dismal and it was the driest january on record in the bay area. >>> and this photo from the sierra is an example. we are told this is at 8100 feet in lake tahoe. and you can see very little snow. >> a patch there. wow. >>> a close call for two stunt planes that collided midair. the aircraft were part of a three-plane formation at an airshow in southern india. they were trying an inverted loop when they clipped each other's wings both damaged. but the pilots were able to land safely. >> wow. the pilots are okay, too,. >>> 5:45 now. >>> it's been quiet all morning long. bay bridge they turned on the metering lights a few minutes ago and we also have a stalled pickup that sounds like it's on the shoulder. so once again we're always so grateful that that new span has a shoulder at least on the oakland side. so it's not actually blocking any lanes. mostly just a visual distraction. but traffic is backing up right now getting out of oakland into the city. looking at the marin county commute everything is fine all along 101 out of san rafael into sausalito. westbound 580 usually one of our busiest commutes today is no exception. it is slightly lighter than normal though. so we can still call it "friday light." let's check the next drive time. it is still only about 20 minutes from the altamont pass to 680. so often by this time of the morning it's inching closer to the half-hour mark. so you may save yourself about 10 minutes this morning. and the richmond/san rafael bridge super light so far heading into marin county from the east bay. and checking some east bay travel times the nimitz and the eastshore freeway, those are still fine. they are in the clear. well, what what drives you crazy during your commute. for eva it is lane blockers. >> well, we have all been stuck in that bumper-to-bumper traffic when you put on your signal but the guy next to you just won't let you in. they won't budge. so to be fair the lane changer might actually be unconsciously slowing down out of caution and that encourages those other drivers to speed ahead. no one wants to be behind a slow poke but in the name of safety and sanity on the roads, please let people in. >> we want to know what drives you crazy during your commute? ask a question or share a gripe by emailing crazy@kpix.com. or tweet me at #ewengerkpix and watch to see if your question gets answered on air. i thought roberta was clapping over that response. actually were you adjusting something on your dress? >> yeah, okay. [ laughter ] >> but you did a wonderful job. [ laughter ] >> kudos to elizabeth this morning. >> i agree with the viewer. >>> good morning, everybody. let's take a look outside right now and it appears as if the ceiling is lowering this morning. you can barely see the top of the transamerica building 853 feet tall. usually when this ceiling lowers to 600 feet, that's when we experience delays on arriving flights at sfo so we'll continue to monitor the airport situation. right now the temperatures are pretty uniform due to the blanket of clouds out there. visibility an issue in santa rosa and livermore with some pockets of dense fog. here's san jose does not appear to be as foggy this morning as 24 hours ago but some areas are picking up some drizzle. you may need to use your windshield wipers out the door. so we'll have sunshine today. we'll have an offshore flow over the weekend. and looking ahead, i'm banking on a good chance of rain showers returning right here to the bay area either the very tail end of the month of february or the first week of march. we'll monitor that, as well. marine layer stacked up at the coast. meanwhile we have the tule fog in throughout the central valley lifting into the bay area. this area of low pressure is going to hit the monterey bay area on sunday with isolated showers from monterey to the south. we'll just bring down our numbers ever so slightly on sunday. meanwhile, futurecast, watch it clear out the fog easily by the lunch hour. but the fog, the marine layer, hangs tight to the golden gate bridge and just north of the bridge and then begins to move out and just lurk around the san mateo coastline during the afternoon hours. tomorrow morning we'll have a little bit of fog, but less of it as we set up an offshore flow. low 70s at the state capital today. right now visibility down to a quarter mile due to the foggy conditions there. mid-60s in monterey bay. 74 in ukiah. as far as sfo is concerned, some clouds early. we do anticipate airport delays. and if you are traveling across the country today, new york definitely will have some delays, as well. 6:53 is sun-up. by the time it sets at 5:55, our temperatures are averaging above normal. 65 in san francisco. we should be right around 61 degrees. should be low 60s in san jose but instead, 70. the winds rotating to the southwest. and because of the lighter wind over the weekend your pollen count not too shabby. the extended forecast does call for a string of dry weather days. >> i'm banking on a miracle march. you want to track along with me? get the cbs bay area weather app. you check conditions in your neighborhood, get realtime radar. search "kpix" and download the cbs bay area weather app, now available for both iphones and android. >> so two feet of rain in march? is that about right? >> i'm hoping for 20 days of rain in march. 20 days. i'll take even 10. i'll take half of that. >> how about one big storm. >> the long- range computer models are suggesting the first week of march is rainy. >> thank you. >>> big night in tv last night. the end of an era for one of cbs network's most popular shows. >> guess now is as good a time as any. >> whoo! >> whoops! there have been many memorable moments on "two and a half men." and the debated over whether charlie harper is alive, that was settled in last night's finale. the stars of the show opened up about charlie sheen and his highly publicized departure. >> the hardest part of it was just watching a friend, you know, if anybody who has ever had a coworker going through a -- a -- a drug problem, you know, that's what it's like. this one was just amplified -- a -- a million fold. >> i met charlie since then and he was really nice to me and, you know, and i think that -- that -- that -- i'm sure it has to be awkward for him to, like, sit on the other side and watch this whole celebration. >> well, there were rumors that sheen would return for the final show. but it didn't happen. >> a little bit of fun, though. >> a little what's that thing? 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(announcer) built to be there for your family. love. it's what makes a subaru a subaru. >> ♪♪ >> 6:43. we've got planes, we've got buses, luggage racks and some clear run ways at philadelphia international airport. >> if only the roads would stay clear. let's go to karen rogers because it's about that time when it gets busy. good morning. >> it is getting busy. we have an update on the accident, i-95 northbound past woodhaven road. so, this accident was right here, it was a serious one with injuries on the scene. it was blocking the left lane and during the commercial break you a watching live as those crews pulled away. a little slowing still on 95 northbound past woodhaven road but that accident just cleared so some better news there. other problems out here, though. in upper saucon township lehigh county police say it was a serious accident here. they had injuries on the scene and they had debris on the roadway. they got out there and swept the debris out of the area. 309 southbound at lanark you may still see them clearing up the scene. more details on the accident in gloucester county new jersey. it's now involving an overturned vehicle we're hearing. it's 295 southbound between thorofare, exit 20, and route 656, exit 19. we're having problems on the roads. we've seen a couple of serious accidents out there and i think they're just areas of black ice. you don't really realize it's slick until all right already on it so you have to be careful from the melting and refreezing that we've had so much this winter. another reason to have ice on the roads, water main breaks. we've got a couple of them. this one franklin avenue in west berlin camden county and in penns grove we have one on route 48 and that's closed at 130. so, a couple of new water main breaks this morning. we've been tweeting all the traffic as i always do with the #6abc traffic so that will help you get out there and on the road. 7 degrees in quakertown, six in saint davids. we're down to nine now in center city. and this is a good day. it gets cold tomorrow. two in hammonton. minus one in buena. and 6 degrees in dover. tron celebrate tam. >> karen, we're going to have to work on your definition of good. >> yeah. >> new video on "action news" shows a near-miss between a transportation worker and a truck in tennessee. its man moves just in time as the vehicle crossed over an icy interstate in knoxville the worker had been responding to the scene of another crash when that truck slid out of control. >>> police in berks and exhume counties are teaming up to track down a kidnapper who is considered armed and dangerous. marshall glen mcginty is accused of posing as a hike interneed of help. when a good samaritan let his guard down he followed a man and pointed an ak-47 at him. he had to take money out of an atm before mcginty let him go. police are searching for the man and mcginty's car. >>> a journalist in europe took a page out of social media sensation to spread awareness about antisemitism. israeli journalist was secretly recorded as he spent 10 hours walking around france dressed as an orthodox jew. clips poster on line show people shouting at kline some even spit in his direction. the journalist said he expected to get beaten up but kline said most people did treat him with respect. kline got the idea for the social experiment after a woman secretly recorded men's cat calls through the new york city streets last fall. >> phillies pitchers and catch rears due to report to clearwater florida for spring training today. manager ryne sandberg is scheduled to meet with the media and our jess skversky will have reports from sunny clearwater. we assume it's sunny. this is brands new carnegie mellon university apologizing for mistakenly telling about 800 applicants that they were hack snyder a graduate computer science program when they weren't. the prestigious university in pittsburgh says it erroneously e-mailed acceptance letter to the applicants on monday and hours later another e-mail went out saying, no, you didn't get in. carnegie mellon would only say serious mistakes were made in the process of generating acceptance letters. >> iks 6:47. oscars are a few days away. "good morning america" is revealing some secrets of the red carpet. >> that will be a good show this year. lot of good movies. >>> kids, dressed up with extra gear because we've got some of you in the single digits in terms of your temperature. others in teens. it stays chilly this afternoon. i'll have your day planner forecast coming up next. >> ♪♪ norwegians are free to do everything under the sun. free to cruise at their own speed... free to explore their own way... free to discover a new world of taste... free to smile wider... applaud louder... free to live fuller, deeper, and closer... that's how you cruise like a norwegian. ♪ cruise like a norwegian ♪ book now with four free offers worth up to $3,500 in value. >> time now to see what they've got cooking up at "gma." >> we're getting ready for the oscars this weekend, "gma" is getting ready for the oscars. let's go to amy robach for a live preview of today's show. hi, amy. >> reporter: good morning, matt and tam. we're getting oscar ready this morning. of course but we have to deal with the tough news first and that, of course, is what we've all been talking about the worst cold in the decade for 200 million people. ginger and our extreme weather team will have the latest details on the record breaking arctic plunge turning the midwest, the northeast and even the south into frozen zones. and then new developments in that deadly road rage incident in las vegas. the mother of four gunned down in her front yard but are all the details addingup we're going to have the very latest on her family speaking out overnight. and then the alleged american sniper murderer's mother takes the stand. details on the defense starting their case in that high profile trial. dan abrams is here to weigh in on that testimony and then yes, matt, i know you're waiting for this. red carpet secrets revealed. how hollywood's most powerful stylist is getting the celebrities ready for the biggest night in film. we have will smith here live with his latest film focus and i believe we've got some oscar fun headed your way. so, a lot of your viewers can get in on oscar trivia with "good morning america," guys. >> yes, we understand tj homes is on his way to jenkintown. we cannot wait to see him. we can't wait to see "gma." going to be a lot of fun. >> my favorite part is the red carpet, too, so i'm excited about those secrets. all right, let's take up outside right now not so excited about the commute. 30 bypass at 322 getting heavy here from 340 to 113. a good shot of the roads and that ramp. , see that they're mostly clear but watch for areas of black ice slick spots here or there because we have seen a number of accidents and the latest water main break our third this morning this one in norristown, main street at franklin street. avoid the area. of course it's going to be icy. lafayette street is your alternate. new castle county an accident where a car a reason into a guardrail that. cleared but northbound approaching route 40 another two vehicle accident there dave. >> all right karen. sun is coming up. satellite on the big board shows you a lack of significant cloud cover. there's more cloud cover to the west that will sweep in later in the day and tonight. and then we get a couple of snow showers. if you have plans to run errands maybe you wait until this afternoon as it will be better. we're in the single digits and teens right now. in philadelphia by 9 o'clock still 19 degrees but later in the afternoon we are going to get a high of 32. not exactly balmy but better than the morning. and that will hit at about 4 o'clock this afternoon. we'll be back with your top stories. >> ♪♪ did ya know? fresh step extreme lightweight litter isn't just light. it's also the best lightweight for eliminating odors. amazing, right? for superior odor elimination try fresh step extreme... lighweight. >> developing this morning philadelphia police are right now looking for the suspect who stabbed two men killing one of them outside of bar in east mount airy. that second victim remains in critical condition. >>> pgw crews repaired a 4-inch gas 39 ruptured overnight in north philadelphia. some residents were forced out into that cold but have since been able to get back into their homes. >> and we're jamming up on i-95. you see that southbound traffic heavy past academy to girard but the northbound accident near woodhaven is cleared. we've got this accident with an overturned vehicle on 295 southbound in thorofare gloucester county. dave, you got to watch for some slick spots here and there. >> and here's why. we did have a little bit sun melting some of that snow yesterday that increased the water content and now you have really sub freezing temperatures so sure some of that might be freezing up again. 15 degrees right now in philadelphia. negative one in millville. and a 2-degree temperature in allentown so bundle up. this afternoon's high is 32 and then the big arctic air mass comes in for tomorrow and there's a wind chill watch for the lehigh valley and berks county thursday evening in through friday morning. i could see an advisory being extended eventually down through philadelphia as well. >> well, remember when we're not on the air you can visit 6abc.com. our facebook and twitter pages for updates. we'll be back at 7:26. 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bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- edward norton, craig robinson, musical guests, chris brown and tyga, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 211! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! that's what i'm talking about. hot crowd! beautiful, hey! welcome to "the tonight show", everybody! hey, you made it! you made it! thank you so much for being here. >> we love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, i love you too. i love you too. welcome, everybody. well, here's what people are talking about. you guys, there's this massive snowstorm here. i just want to say hey to all our friends in the northeast. hope you guys are all safe. they just keep getting more and more snow. in fact, i heard parts of new england got so much snow yesterday meteorologists referred to it as 12 hours of hell. [ laughter ] or as single people call that, valentine's day. [ laughter and applause ] actually, i thought 12 hours of hell in new england was just asking somebody for directions. [ laughter ] oh, headed to provincetown, are you? just take the 128. look for the fourth dunkin' donuts on the left. there's a roundabout there. you're going to see tommy out there. [ laughter ] no, i'll just use gps, thanks. things are really bad in new england. in fact, that's all they're talking about on the news. check out this local news story about the snow. >> well this storm, lisa, is just shattering records all across the state. the snow just keeps on coming. here's what some officials had to say about the situation. mayor marty walsh said, "this is a nightmare. i haven't slept in 48 hours." school superintendent richard king said, "we've had to cancel school for several days and there's no end in sight." fifth grader billy doyle said, "this is the greatest effing week of my life." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: fifth grade! that language? >> steve: wow. he said effing. >> jimmy: i don't know, man. one side effect of the crazy blizzard in new england right now is a phenomenon known as thundersnow. you guys know what that is? [ cheers ] you know what that is? i'd never heard of it. it's when there's thunder and lightning in the middle of a a snowstorm. it's pretty rare. but check out weatherman jim cantore's reaction when he saw it happen five different times this weekend. >> oh, yes! yes! yes! we got it, baby! we got it! we got it! number five! number five! that's number five, baby! yes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, buddy. yeah. please, no one tell that guy about rainbows. he's going to -- [ laughter ] oh, my god! yes, yes, yes, yes! [ laughter ] meanwhile, god was like, "i wish this dude would stop moving." pow. pow. [ laughter ] of course, last night was the big "saturday night live" 40th anniversary show. [ cheers and applause ] we'll talk. we'll talk. we'll talk. i'm not saying it was a long night, but after the monologue i'm going to need you guys to be quiet for 20 minutes while daddy takes a nap. [ laughter ] last night reminded me of all the fun i had of doing that show. and waking up this afternoon reminded me of why i don't do it anymore. [ cheers and applause ] some political news. during his speech at drake university last week, joe biden discussed the economy and said, "america is back. america is leading the world." then he said, "so when do i get to meet drake?" i started from the bottom too. [ laughter ] [ as joe biden ] ♪ started from the bottom now i'm here started from the bottom now we're here ♪ ♪ i started from the bottom now the whole crew up in here ♪ >> steve: bottom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: some news out of washington. i read that congress is considering a law that would allow commuters to bring their dogs and cats on amtrak trains. yeah. it's all part of their plan to make amtrak smell better. [ laughter ] urine. this is interesting. officials in d.c. just announced that the washington monument is actually ten inches shorter than previously thought. it got even weirder when the monument was like, can you come back and measure in june? [ laughter ] it's really cold. like the coldest weather we've ever had. [ laughter and applause ] record cold. maybe just trim the bushes at the bottom of the monument. i'm just saying. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: just saying. make it look taller. and finally, i heard -- did you hear this? shaq deejayed valentine's day here in new york. >> steve: no, i didn't. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. shaq deejayed an event in new york city on valentine's day. and not only did he play some love songs, he played some of his own love songs. we actually got our hands on one of them. it's called "love is like a a basketball". check it out. ♪ pass the ball dribble the ball shoot the ball slam dunk the ball ♪ ♪ kiss the ball hug the ball sex the ball marry the ball ♪ ♪ float the ball base the ball sit in the seat eat the meat ♪ ♪ love is like basketball i wear size 22 shoes i'm shaq ♪ >> jimmy: there you go. that's it. we have a great show! give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, welcome, everybody. welcome. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: boy, oh, boy. last night was a goody. >> steve: that was a fun time. >> jimmy: i mean, higgins was there. higgins is also a producer over on "saturday night live". that's how we met each other. but we -- great job last night. [ cheers and applause ] that was one of the most insane nights of my life. >> steve: crazy, crazy. >> jimmy: everybody in the audience -- it was "saturday night live's" 40th anniversary. so congrats to everyone up there, the crew and lorne. everybody, they just put on a a great show. but you're sitting in the -- it was great. but you're sitting -- even rehearsals. i was sitting there in rehearsals, i'm doing a bit. and me and justin are rehearsing. timberlake, sorry. [ cheers and applause ] there's going to be a lot of name dropping. sorry, i'm just going to warn you right now. a lot of name dropping. >> steve: a lot names coming up. >> jimmy: justin and i are rehearsing. then i see chris rock. so we start talking to chris rock. then as we're talking lorne comes over and then lorne -- so it's me, lorne, chris rock, and justin timberlake. then eddie murphy comes over. and eddie comes over, and he hasn't been in the studio in 30 years. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and it's just like -- just to see what his reaction was, his face. he's just like looking around. he's like, "this is smaller than i remember it being." it's like going back to your high school. just talking -- and so it's me, and chris, and eddie, and lorne, and justin. and right then you hear, "hey, guys, what are you doing?" paul mccartney comes in. [ laughter ] i go, paul mccartney -- this is a true story. paul goes, "hey, i had a show last night. we did this thing." and chris is like, "we love the show." he's doing the whole thing. and then who comes -- not kidding. jack nicholson comes to rehearse his part. so now it's paul, jack nicholson, eddie murphy, chris rock, me and justin timberlake, and lorne. and then seinfeld walks in. [ laughter ] and i go this is my comedy act from when i used to -- i did impressions of all these people. [ laughter ] this is my act! this is my act in real life. and everyone's just in the best mood, in the best spirit. what love up there. yesterday was just so fun. we're just running around the halls here with kristen wiig and maya, using the dressing rooms down here. and just seeing everybody -- and chris kattan, and cheri oteri, and horatio sanz. i was sitting in front of jack nicholson during the whole show and watching him. we just laughed at the same stuff. like "celebrity jeopardy!", i know you had a hand in writing that. we were just laughing. he's just going, "ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." [ laughter ] that's how he laughs. just the fact that that's happening. then, you go to commercial break, and there's tom hanks right there. i went over to tom hanks and his shoe was untied. so i just went over as a bit and i went to tie his shoe. i go, "anything else you need, mr. hanks?" before i even finished it, he gave me a $20 bill. [ laughter ] all sorts of fun -- but, martin short. how funny is martin short? the wind thing he was doing with maya was as hilarious as beyonce. but he's like getting blown by the wind. like no one can do that. i -- he rarely misses. i've never seen him miss. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: he always hits a home run. and steve martin? and bill murray, of course -- the love theme from "jaws". >> steve: from "jaws". [ laughter ] not the theme, the love theme. >> jimmy: i mean, i got to talk with jane curtin and laraine newman. and telling them how much i love them. it was just such a fun, great evening. and then, the craziest thing, we have the after party. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: so the show ends at 11:30. quest, i saw you. i think i saw you. [ laughter ] >> questlove: yeah, yeah. >> steve: if i did see you, i apologize. >> jimmy: so we go to the after party, and somebody says to me -- they have a stage set up. it's at the plaza, right? that's where we were at? i'm trying to remember where i was. [ laughter ] >> steve: the plaza hotel. >> jimmy: at the plaza hotel. gorgeous, so fun. we go in there. they have a stage set up with just instruments. drums, mikes, guitars, bass, keyboard. but no band. just a setup. in case anyone wants to get on stage and jam. who does that? so somebody goes to me, "dude, aykroyd just called you out. he's on stage with paul mccartney." i go, "oh, my god, dan aykroyd and paul mccartney? i'd love to go out and jam with those guys." so i go back. i go around. i tell my wife, "i'll meet you when it's over." [ laughter ] i dive in. i go out on stage. dan aykroyd and paul mccartney were singing a blues song. and then taylor swift is in the crowd. and so i go -- you know, "taylor come on up." she was like, "great." she's unbelievably talented and so good. she was like, "give me the guitar." so we give her the guitar. we all sing "i saw her standing there". me, taylor, paul mccartney and aykroyd. then she does "shake it off". so me and paul mccartney -- i didn't know he knew "shake it off". [ laughter ] ♪ shake it off shake it off ♪ he goes, "i invented shaking it off." [ laughter ] and so we're jamming out there. we finish up. paul splits. aykroyd leaves. taylor's like, "i'm not going to be stuck with you." so she leaves. so i'm only on stage by myself. now i have to emcee the jam. >> steve: the live jam. >> jimmy: yeah, the live jam. so, it just gets crazier and crazier. i know this is a long story, but i have to tell it. i see miley cyrus. i'm like, "miley, do you want to do anything?" so she's like, "uh, yeah, cool, i'll do something." so, she comes up on stage. goes over to a keyboard plays a a sad song. [ laughter ] right? >> questlove: yeah, yeah! it was about her goldfish or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. her goldfish died. and she wrote this song. >> steve: still beautiful. >> jimmy: either way, it's miley cyrus and she's talented. she just -- unbelievably great. so she's doing the song and it's great. and i see ariana grande. who we love and she's another talent. we know her from the show. she goes, "i'll sing something." i go, "all right, well great." i go, "come on up." so i go, "all right, so ariana grande everybody." so it's ariana, miley cyrus and me. again i'm -- [ laughter ] >> steve: you're not getting off. >> jimmy: they don't want me up there at all. yeah. and this band that's just people that we just picked up in the back. and they are trying to figure out what do -- i see debbie harry from blondie right there. and i go, "debbie, would you want to do a blondie song?" she goes, "yeah, sure, i guess." so she gets up. her, miley, ariana sing "tide is high". >> questlove: oh, "tide is high", yeah. >> jimmy: "tide is high", they all do that. so then those guys split. they all get off stage. and michael bolton comes on. [ laughter ] a little bolton explosion, dude. lord boltron himself comes on. [ laughter ] he does -- [ singing off key ] ♪ when a man loves a -- ♪ does the whole jam. unbelievable. ariana's harmonizing with him. i go great. somebody goes, "the b-52s want to get on." i go -- >> questlove: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you remember that? >> questlove: i remember, yeah. >> jimmy: b-52s get up. and he goes -- and i go, "do you want to sing aretha franklin or something?" he goes, "no, we want to sing 'love shack'." [ laughter ] okay. does the band -- you guys know love shack? and there like, "i don't know. i guess we'll try to learn it." he goes like -- ♪ hop in my chrysler it's not really a note. i don't know where to go with that. and he destroys it. "love shack" is amazing. that's great. they finish "love shack". i go, great. the guy's looking at me. it's the stage manager. he goes, like, "all right, wrap it up." because quest was there. he was going to dj. >> questlove: i thought i was. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] get ready, guys. and i see, out of the corner of my eye, bill murray. so i look at bill. he's in the crowd and he's like dancing. he's just awesome. so i go, "you want to come up?" and he's like -- [ laughter ] so bill murray trying to go -- oh, now it's going to get crazy. so bill murray comes around. he's got a tambourine already. and he's really getting into it. and he comes on stage. this all happened last night. it's unbelievable. so it's bill murray. then behind him is martin short and maya rudolph. then they bring elvis costello up. >> questlove: elvis costello. >> jimmy: this is crazy. get ready. he sings "pump it up". and i'm doing harmony with elvis costello. and i'm still on stage. this is like three hours. so anyways, we're just jamming out. it's honestly -- this is fever pitch. we're ready to stop this whole thing. chappelle comes up. dave chappelle goes, "come here for a second." he goes, "dude, prince is here. [ laughter and applause ] and i think that, if you play it right, you could maybe convince him to do something, or jam or do something." i go, "oh, my god, are you serious?" i go, "this is -- how do i do this?" so i'm just -- again, i've had a few kool-aids. [ laughter ] >> questlove: mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> steve: just a couple. >> jimmy: yeah. so i go, "prince, if you're here, i dare you to come up on stage." [ laughter ] that's how subtle -- that's how subtle i am. all of a sudden the crowd parts. and there's a purple smoke and the dude -- [ laughter ] floating. just floating towards the stage. it's almost like he had jet packs on his knees or something. he's like floating. his feet weren't touching the ground. he's like floating over. he floats on stage. prince. and he looks like prince. and it is prince. [ laughter ] and he gets on stage. he grabs his guitar. and he goes, "dearly inebriated." [ laughter ] dearly inebriated. and he plays "let's go crazy". >> steve: and then the whole place came alive. >> questlove: jay-z, rihanna, everybody ran to the stage. >> jimmy: jay-z, rihanna -- >> questlove: everybody was just running to the front. a mosh pit of celebrities. >> jimmy: i'm singing backup with chris rock. >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: and i just -- and i'm still on that high. it was one of the best nights of my whole entire life. and i wanted to share it with you. [ cheers and applause ] how fun is that? >> steve: epic. >> jimmy: untoppable. >> steve: untoppable. >> jimmy: untoppable. >> jimmy: guys, we'll be right back with edward norton. come on back, everybody. 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[ laughter ] you guys played in a band together. sang backup vocals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we did a surprise valentine's day show at irving plaza right here in new york city. and he was nice enough to give away two tickets to some lucky fans in our audience on friday. and they had in idea what was going to happen. they freaked out. i was like, "you're going to see paul mccartney. he's going to play all the hits. he's going to shower you with rose petals." i was joking about the rose petals. >> steve: right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but paul mccartney heard that i said that, and since he's paul mccartney and he's awesome, he literally did shower them with rose petals. >> steve: aw. [ applause ] >> jimmy: take a look at this video from the concert. ♪ >> jimmy: where are those guys? that's them right there. >> steve: aww. ♪ >> jimmy: look right there. look at that. ♪ look at that. aww. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: where were you? why aren't you in the band. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: i was up dropping the petals on everybody. congrats to the lucky couple. and my thanks to paul mccartney. he's the greatest. thank you, paul. [ cheers and applause ] happy president's day, everybody. it's monday. we're happy to be back. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a big week of shows. coming up tomorrow night we're celebrating our one-year anniversary with taylor swift. she'll be on the show tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk about her big new tour and we have something extra fun planned. plus we'll have john oliver and music from imagine dragons. that's a good show. [ cheers and applause ] but first we have a fantastic show tonight. this guy's up for an academy award this sunday for his performance in "birdman." which is also the front-runner for best picture. here to talk about that and more, edward norton is stopping by! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's fantastic. >> steve: oh snap! >> jimmy: you're here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm just saying you're here. i wasn't ready to bring you out yet. >> oh. [ laughter ] oh, that's good they had me there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i'm about to talk to you in a couple minutes. but right now how are you feeling? >> i'm feeling really good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, great. it's fantastic. i was planning on interviewing you later in the show. >> that's fine too. >> jimmy: you want to do it now or later? >> no, you can do it later. >> jimmy: oh. it's great to see you. i'll see you later. edward norton. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what's happening? am i still at the party dreaming? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: from the new movie "hot tub time machine 2" very funny craig robinson is here. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from chris brown and tyga. [ cheers and applause ] they're taking over the show, man. >> steve: you let your guard down because now they think you're a musician. >> jimmy: i know. well, if you know one thing about me i love music. i love my jams. i'm not talking about the kind you spread on bread. [ laughter ] i'm more of a marmalade dude. everyone knows that. but you know what really burns me? bad music. and no one should have to listen to it. so as a service to you guys i'm about to play you some real songs from real bands that i think you should avoid in a a segment i call my "do not play list." here we go. ♪ do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before we start i want you all to know that every artist and song that i'm about to play for you is 100% real. these are actual bands and actual songs. you can download them on itunes or amazon or see if your local music store has them. they are real. all right. let's see what's on my do not play list. here we go. this first one looks pretty good, actually. koko-pop. [ laughter ] they look pretty good. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: almost like a debarge type of band there. they have a good look. let's see what they sound like. let's take a listen to "make you feel better" by koko-pop. [ bagpipe music ] ♪ ♪ stop, stop, stop. that's not what i was expecting there. [ laughter ] koko-pop. >> steve: should be called koko-pipes. >> jimmy: yeah, bagpipes. hey we're koko-pop. i got eric on keyboards. keith on guitar. chris on the bass. and seamus o'sullivan on the bagpipes. [ laughter ] >> steve: koko-pop, though. >> jimmy: another '80s band. this one's called the orchids. look at them. they're looking sassy in their jumpsuits there. let's take a listen to "if boys got pregnant." [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ stop, stop it, stop it. >> steve: ow. >> jimmy: i've had enough. that was more than enough. maybe a little bit -- let's try it one more time. ♪ ♪ stop, stop, stop. next up is a funk album. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: i like funk, man. by an artist called jayson hoover. there he is. [ laughter ] this is like some sort of adam and eve scene. if adam looked like isaac from "the love boat" and eve was an old navy mannequin. [ laughter ] oh, it's a fold-down here. that's a lot of apples with one bite taken out. he probably could have eaten three apples and been just as full. [ laughter ] all right. let's tack a listen to a song called "second lady." ♪ ♪ i like that, i like that. let's skip ahead a little. see what, later on in the song -- ♪ ♪ stop i just -- [ laughter ] i'm still kind of -- let's skip ahead toward the middle. i want to get the gist of what the song is. ♪ we get the point. thank you very much. good lyrics there. jayson hoover. ♪ >> steve: i'm on apple records. >> jimmy: you are? no, he's not. we're down to our last song, you guys. this is by fab company. name of the band. they're nude. [ laughter ] it's blurry. they're all looking in different directions. classic album cover. >> steve: beautiful. >> jimmy: let's take a look at the back here. it actually was signed by a few members of the band. look over here, they wrote, "if we could carve our work upon a a stone and have it last throughout the ages or enter words on eternal scrolls with the sands of time upon the pages, still we'd dream of more to say and think of different things to do and share a moment as it happens. we simply sing our songs for you." [ laughter ] that's beautiful. [ laughter ] let's listen to their song "y'all put your shoes on." [ laughter ] ♪ y'all put your shoes on we're gonna go to town ♪ >> jimmy: no, no. stop, stop, stop. that's for the eternal scrolls? [ laughter ] >> steve: the sands of time. >> jimmy: the sands of time? ♪ y'all put your shoes on we're gonna go to town ♪ ♪ y'all put your shoes we're gonna go to town ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ y'all put your shoes on we're gonna go to town ♪o wn ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: there you go guys. that's all the time we have for "do not play." if you have an album or a song you think we should use on our next "do not play list," we want to see it. [ cheers and applause ] send your suggestions to our blog at donotplay@tonightshow.com. stick around. we'll be right back with edward norton. 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[ laughter ] he is asleep. he is asleep. he's not awake and doing comedy. his eyes are painted on. they pulled him off the curb outside the plaza hotel and brought him over here and propped him up. number two, at no point in the evening did jimmy say, "okay, let's wrap it up. let's wrap it up." [ laughter ] other people said, "okay, let's wrap it up." and he went, "no, no!" [ laughter and applause ] number three. number three. there were a lot of legitimately great musical acts on the stage. however, there were also some moments when "snl" cast members kind of had the floor that sounded a little more like fab company and jason hoover and the orchids had gotten together for a reunion on stage. okay, so the quality went up and down. >> jimmy: isn't that fun, though? >> however -- yes, oh, yeah. but the rush to the stage, when prince went on, did happen. i threw a piece of pizza in johnny knoxville's face and got an edge in there. and that was legitimately amazing. but, when jimmy and chris rock started being wendy and lisa to prince and jimmy -- he got down on his knees. i said, "this is getting dangerous and i've got to get out of here." i thought you guys might, you know -- i didn't want to see you turn into sheila e. to prince. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was doing a dance move. >> oh, that's what -- okay. >> jimmy: it's a dance move. i was getting into the dance move and i was getting down because he was -- you know, prince just doesn't care. he's just awesome. and his leg was up in this thing. so what i was going to do -- >> you were going to go under. >> jimmy: i was. >> i see. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then crawl under his leg. >> i feel a lot better. i thought, if this happens, i don't want to see it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were great on "saturday night live" last night. gosh, you were fantastic. you did stefon. you were doing -- you came out -- [ cheers and applause ] you were so good. there was a gasp in the audience because no one thought that you were going to -- everybody's like, "oh, edward norton." and you just came out and it actually was you as stefon. and you had a great line. >> i don't think anybody -- the best you can do is do hader doing stefon. you know, nobody's stefon but hader. but i thought that it was big shoes to fill, but it was fun. >> jimmy: oh, my god. that was it? that's what you wanted to say? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it felt like you stopped yourself. are you thinking of crawling through prince's legs right now for a different thing? >> i did notice though that -- i don't know if you noticed. i felt like this was like the way that comedians get back at dramatic actors or something. but i don't know if you noticed, but like i was tiny. they put me on a stool that was like this and hader was like this tall next to me. [ laughter ] yeah, look at this. look at this! >> jimmy: bill hader is seven foot nine. >> i am six feet tall. i am an inch taller than bill hader. and it's like the hobbit cam. it's like gandalf and bilbo baggins. >> jimmy: no, it's not. edward, i said this to you yesterday before the show, but i'll say it to you again out here, you were phenomenal in "birdman", and you were phenomenal in "grand budapest" as well. you're a great actor. you're one of my favorite actors. [ applause ] "birdman." if you haven't seen "birdman", go see it. everyone's phenomenal. but you -- i go, "oh, my gosh." this is just such a great role. to play an actor playing an actor, and then acting fake in the fake movie in the real -- i go, it was too much for me. and then it's also -- it's got to be a lot of pressure too because it's like one long tracking shot. so, it's like someone does a a big scene here and that works. and then another scene here. and then, the camera's about to cut to you. you can't screw up your lines because then you ruin their scene. >> yeah, there's rarely that kind of like co-dependency, you know, symbiotic dependency among a cast and crew. you know, you make films and there's a certain rhythm you get used to. you know, not everybody's involved in every shot and people kind of take a break. in this film, because of this very, very complex way that they made the film, everybody relied on everybody else almost every shot. and when you got through it, it had the quality of like a a world cup soccer goal. you know, the whole cast and crew went up in celebration every time you made it through, you know. and it was -- it created -- i don't know. >> jimmy: you feel it watching the movie because it's tense and it's great. >> it was tense and exuberant at the same time. and i think it made for an especially bonding experience with everyone on it. it was really special. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip here. this is a scene where -- you're like the actor's actor. >> yeah, he's a method actor. it's a scene where he's supposed to be getting drunk. and so he has been. but michael keaton doesn't like that this is happening, and he tried to take it away from him. >> jimmy: so he puts like water -- >> water, yeah. >> jimmy: instead of gin on the stage. and watch what his character does. >> on broadway. >> jimmy: edward norton opposite michael keaton in "birdman". in theaters right now. check it out. >> it was killing me guy. >> did you replace my gin with water and -- >> come on. >> no. come on what? >> come on, you're drunk. >> i'm drunk? yes, i'm drunk! i'm supposed to be. why aren't you drunk? this is carver. he left a piece of his liver on the table every time he wrote a a [ muted ] page. if i need to be drinking gin, who the -- are you to cutch my gin, man? listen. you -- with the period. you -- with the plot so that you could have the best lines. you leave me the -- . come on, people. don't be pathetic. stop looking at the world through your cell phone screens. have a real experience! if anybody gives a -- about proof other than me, i mean -- the only thing that's real on this stage is the chicken. >> shut up. >> don't tell me to -- >> work with the chicken. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's so good. edward norton! congratulations on the nomination. you deserve all the accolades, buddy. "birdman" is in theaters now. the hilarious craig robinson joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. once again, edward norton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm sorry for everything oh, everything i've done ♪ ♪ i'm sorry for everything oh, everything i've done ♪ ♪ from the second i was born it seems i had a loaded gun ♪ ♪ and then i shot, shot, shot ♪ a hole through everything i loved ♪ ♪ oh, i shot, shot, shot ♪ a hole through every single thing that i loved ♪ ♪ thank you so much, we love you. 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[ cheers and applause ] you know our next guest from his work on "the office" and movies like "hot tub time machine" and "this is the end." later this year you can see him on his own tv show "mr. robinson" here on nbc. starting friday you can see him in the new movie "hot tub time machine 2." ladies and gentlemen, please welcome craig robinson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got the moves. >> that was all right and there's carpet here too so. >> jimmy: he got the moves right there. you just came from new orleans, right? >> nawlins, yes. >> jimmy: nawlins. >> couldn't be at that party you were at. that was sensational. why not be at mardi gras? in the bacchus parade. >> jimmy: sometimes i'm afraid of new orleans. because it just doesn't close down. >> yeah. the alcohol keeps going. >> jimmy: yeah. i need someone to say it's over, dude, you've got to go. [ laughter ] >> we shot "hot tub 2" there and we shot "this is the end." i've done a few movies there. and that's usually the goal at the end of the movie, just don't die. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's you at the parade, this is yesterday? >> yeah. >> jimmy: look at that. what, are you throwing beads at everybody? >> throwing beads. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's cool man. >> you know, i was not prepared emotionally to be in a float. [ laughter ] because it's like you know, you just run through this gamut of emotions. it started off everybody's screaming. oh, yeah, this is nice. this is really nice. they like me, you know what i'm sayin'? [ laughter ] then you realize, they just want beads. but i know you're a musician as well. that's what your tv show "mr. robinson" going to be about. >> yes, it's based on when i taught kindergarten. well, i taught kindergarten through eighth grade. but it's based on when we made the kids a little older. but, i was a music teacher in chicago and indiana. it was four years. now we're doing a show about it. >> jimmy: but, you're also playing music in the movie. in "hot tub time machine 2" you go back in time and steal all the good songs and you come out. and so you end up being a a genius. you write all the classic songs like "mmmbop." you end up writing that in the future because you took the songs from the -- >> "call me maybe," yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the best pop song ever written, i would say. arguably. >> yeah, my character, i mean he doesn't necessarily remember all the words. he's good with the melody but he doesn't remember all the words to the song. so he just has to do the best he can. and he's conflicted because he feels bad about having stolen this music but he knows he has to get it out. at the same time he needs to eat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, here's your character singing, the video for one of your hit songs, "stay." and "hot tub time machine 2." take a look at this. ♪ and you say i only hear what i want to i don't listen hard i don't be listening ♪ ♪ listening, glistening anytime i'm glistening when i'm laying down in the sun ♪ ♪ i put on some lotion no, no, no, no turn that radio on i turn the radio up ♪ ♪ and it's gonna -- >> cut! let's reset. >> lisa loeb? >> i can't believe nick glover knows the name of the cat wrangler. >> yeah, crazy, right? >> you know, i just have to tell you i really love this song so much. it feels so personal. it's almost violating. >> i'm so sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: craig robinson. check out "mr.robinson" later here on nbc. and "hot tub time machine 2" in theaters on friday. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. 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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we poppin' like ayo all my women got real hair chilling with the top down screaming like ayo ♪ ♪ i'mma take 'em all down when she bring her friend around ♪ ♪ with 'em both like ayo i'm a bougie brother left the roof at home ♪ ♪ we popping like ayo ayo ayo but don't be acting like i need you ♪ ♪ ah hey babe this my new hit i'm the black richie rich with the roof missing ♪ ♪ if it don't make dollars it don't make sense z wake up like i gotta get it ♪ ♪ and i got a engine with a trunk space i get money three ways loving girls three ways ♪ ♪ seven different foreigns plus she no hable but i make that chick walk with some cheesecake ♪ ♪ yeah i'm the coldest i see looking in the mirror like i wish i could be me ♪ ♪ she too into me i'm more into money my hobby's her body that my lobby ♪ ♪ i'mma eat it i'mma eat it i don't never lie did it ♪ ♪ told her she's my wife for the weekend but don't be acting like i need you ♪ ♪ 'cause we poppin' like ayo all my women got real hair chilling with the top down ♪ ♪ screaming like ayo i'mma take her down if she bring her friend around ♪ ♪ love 'em both like ayo i'm a bougie brother left the roof at home we popping like ♪ ♪ ayo ayo ayo we poppin like but don't be acting like i need you ♪ ♪ i'm in a rolls you don't roll right my chain shine brighter than a strobe light ♪ ♪ i'm tryna coco this don't concern ice if i boat she gon' motorbike ♪ ♪ a brother ain't worried about nothin' rehabilitation just had me worried about loving ♪ ♪ money decision-making only worried about stunting she worried about me ♪ ♪ her brother worried about cuffing ♪ ♪ i wanna see her body she said get inside of me i wanna feel you baby ♪ ♪ just bring the animal right out of me we loving she love it ♪ ♪ especially when i go down on her now we -- she thugging getting loud ♪ ♪ 'cause we poppin' like ayo all my women got real hair chilling with the top down screaming like ayo ♪ ♪ i'mma take her down when she bring her friend around love 'em both like ayo ♪ ♪ i'm a bougie brother left the roof at home we popping like ayo ayo we poppin' like ayo ♪ ♪ but don't be acting like i need you now i can spot your chick from a mile away ♪ ♪ valentine in that kitty it's a holiday uh, you losing money i windmills dr. j. ♪ ♪ she going to follow my lead, simon says ♪ ♪ paper paper i'm riding scrapers in california ♪ ♪ car smelling like ammonia we got that stank on us never been an outcast that stank on ya ♪e from the ghetto but my chick like apollonia we in the hood tatted like a mexican ♪ ♪ car too fast give a -- about pedestrians shout out to the homie jimmy fallon ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 'cause we poppin' like ayo all my women got real hair chilling with the top down screaming like ayo ♪ ♪ i'mma take her down when she bring her friend around love 'em both like ayo ♪ ♪ i'm a bougie left the roof at home we popping like ayo ♪ ♪ we popping like ayo but don't be acting like i need you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always, always, always. >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: chris brown, tyga! [ cheers and applause ] "fan of a fan: the album" is in stores february 24th. we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ were not supposed to see. (man #2): armageddon! to the end of days. than any of us. this march on usa. (vo) after 50 years of designing cars for crash survival, subaru has developed our most revolutionary feature yet. a car that can see trouble... ...and stop itself to avoid it. when the insurance institute for highway safety tested front crash prevention nobody beat subaru models with eyesight. not honda. not ford or any other brand. subaru eyesight. an extra set of eyes, every time you drive. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to edward norton, craig robinson, chris brown and tyga, on tour right now. and the roots right there from philadelphia, ladies and gentlemen! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much. bye

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my guest author taiye selasi >>> you coined a term in your essay "bye-bye babar" afropolitan. you explain what it means? >> this is what i wrote when i left grad school and when i was thinking about deterritorialized brown people. after writing an article, i was thinking of that context. it occurs to me that what i'm describing is something one finds all over the world. i describe it has being in an anteroom, a waiting room. there's a door - i could be american. there's a door i could be british. there's i could be nigeria. i could be ghanan. no one in those places looks at me and says "yes she is ghanan", there's no doubt in anyone's mind here. >> what is an afropolitan, what are the characteristics. >> in 2005, 10 years ago, all i was describing was the experience. i didn't mean to suggest everyone that shares the experience is not the same or can be defined by seven criteria, i was fascinated by the experience by what it is to come into your 20 into your 30 into your self without there being one place in the world to be displaced. to be someone who knows yourself though you

bye bye. >> pelley: tonight, isis claims another american hostage is dead. but the terroristsay they're not responsible for the killing of kayla mueller. we have reports from holly williams and charlie d'agata. carter evans on a w storm bringing strong winds, heavy rain and flooding to the west. meteorologist eric fisher reports more snow is coming to the northeast. anna werner has the improving economy numbers, more jobs, more job seekers and for the first time in a long time, higher wages. and steve hartman "on the road"" with an extraordinary mother and child reunion. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley.

. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "thearring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- martin short ruth wilson,

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