no, not you don't seem like a cadbury creme kind of guy.usly a lot of chocolate, which won't surprise any viewer, but cadbury creme egg isn't that too sweet? even for me, i feel like i've met my match. that's it. but it's like it's all condensed into one ball. you couldn't eat more than one, though, could you? two at once pretend you're the godfather two at once. steve by the five pack used to be a six pack. now i know why you needed to get on the ozempic. because two you're having. there is no way i won't gain my weight. hamster with i can, i can fast up to christmas, but between christmas and easter i will get fat again. i love the cream. it'sjust will get fat again. i love the cream. it's just the front page. and they are. they're enticing. they want you to spend £1.10, as louis schaefer would say, to buy the newspaper to find out what the newspaper to find out what the most perfect way. because it doesn't. you think it's i. i wouldn't even take the foil off if i didn't have fillings. no, no, it's all about. that's so funny that £1.10, a

then in 1958, cadbury or somebody started putting chocolates in the doors and they kicked the saintsnd the bible verses right out of the calendar. [ laughter ] and now we have advent calendars full of beer. full of wine. full of hard seltzer. full of hard liquor. full of weed. [ cheers and applause ] there are advent calendars for dogs now. there's even a sex toy advent calendar. [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine how confused jesus would be if he came back to earth? "this is how we celebrate your birthday month now!" [ laughter ] then we have another christmas miracle rising again for a limited time. the beloved mcrib sandwich is back at mcdonald's. [ cheers and applause ] most people don't know this, mcrib has a strong biblical connection. god, in the beginning god took one of adam's ribs to create eve. [ laughter ] the other one he slathered barbecue sauce on. [ laughter ] and put on it a bun. now a million years later, it's time for the final showdown of the mcrib versus ozempic for the very first time. [ laughter ] mcdonald trump is going to france over this weekend to witn

you know, we're looking into some fabulous alternative egg options, such as seagull or perhaps cadbury. >> good morning, and welcome to morning joe. it is monday, january 27th. we have so much to get to, including the hundreds of ice arrests across the country this weekend as the trump administration starts carrying out the president's promise to deport millions of undocumented migrants. it comes as president trump had a brief tariff standoff with the president of colombia. we'll explain what happened there. meanwhile, president trump on friday fired nearly 20 inspectors general from the federal government will look at whether the move was legal. also, almost all foreign aid from the united states is on hold this morning. a pause. we'll dig into that executive order, and when the assistance could start up again. also ahead, we'll have the latest from israel following the release of four more hostages over the weekend. and we'll also look ahead to another busy week on capitol hill, as more of trump's cabinet picks will have their confirmation hearings. and the super bowl matchup is set.

one single question opposing the plans from ruth cadbury mp, concerned about the heathrow expansion. soon enough given the pressure on resources and services in this country. from these enormous numbers arriving here in the next ten years or so. >> she's discovered donald trump, chris, hasn't she? suddenly, it's not rachel hangdog reeves. it's all trumpian boosterism, because i think she knows the way they talked down the economy when they got into government. chris has led to a catastrophic fall in consumer and business confidence. apart from the tax rises. >> yeah it did. i mean, 100%, 100%. andrew, we were talking about that budget all through september and october, about the remember all the stories in the newspapers, some of which we talked about on gb news about what was going to happen. caphal what was going to happen. capital. capital gains tax being changed, all sorts of pressure all over the place. and that did damage confidence. they came in with that narrative of finding a £22 billion black hole. that is disputed. some say it's only half that size. but yeah, they have tal

finally, we have the daily star solved and how to eat a cadbury's creme egg. that is the story that i am desperate to get to, but we have lots and lots of news. before we get to that particular point. let's start then. steve with the guardian, please. yep. hope of end to dark chapter with israel—hamas. ceasefire and hope is the key word in this because this is either i mean, it's on the front pages of all the papers. this is either the biggest story around or not, depending on what happens in the future, because it's three phase and there's negotiations to still be happening on these phases. let's hope. hope key word that this actually works. the timing of it is all about trump and biden. i think the pressure that it's actually interesting that both want to get it done. biden wants to get it done during his watch. trump wants to get it over and done with before his watch. and that's added that additional pressure that that's put the ducksin pressure that that's put the ducks in the row that a ceasefire might happen. let's hope it's a permanent one. let's hope