. >> aspersions on my asparagus. ( laughter ) >> stephen: dare you cafta, spergzs on that man's asparaguswhat is next, sir, liabling his lettuce? questioning his quinoa. arguing with his arugula. villifying his vinaigrette before drizzling it on the scandal salad? clearly, nation, we are going to need a lot more hearings on asparagus-gate because the more i digest this, the worse it smells. now, nation-- ( cheers and applause ) i have heard-- they are clapping with anger! nation, i've heard that if you don't have anything nice say, don't say it at all. the guy who told me that was an idiot. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger ( cheers and applause ) folks, i have long warned you about the dangers of america's wild rush for wind power, gusty gold the bubblin' breeze. well, now that rush has claimed innocent lives. >> it's a federal crime to kill the golden eagle. got that. about once a month a golden eagle it killed by a windature by. >> stephen: folks when i see the majestic creatures senselessly cut down in their prime all i can say is in your face, tree huggers! now i know why you