and music from cage the elephant.h cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live." >> dain: and now, as luck could have it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to open of you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for inviting me into your life and it's an important day today. it's an important night. tonight is our parking lot security guard, our friend, our little angel, guillermo's 40th birthday. [ cheers and applause ] that's -- guillermo turned 40 years old today. his mustache turned 32. it seems like only yesterday we were celebrating, guillermo. i guess it's true. guacamole really keeps you looking young. guillermo proved, if you come to this country and work kind of hard sometimes, but mostly not really, and you drink a lot, anything is possible. so -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to say this. sometimes people think guillermo is an actor that we hired. that is not true. he really was our parking lot security guard. he worked in the parking lot and he worked at a rest

and we will find out if nicolas cage and outgunned out of box office. in use around the world investigators are trying to understand what caused the passenger jet to crash in our rot killing 71 people. 35 people survived including two crew members. the pilots of the boeing 727 reported a technical failure to the control tower. in attempts to make an emergency landing in a snowstorm. heavy snow and wind tempered and that hampered rescue measures. speered your shooting in italy, officials suspect alleged infidelity may have triggered the shooting feet spree. newports and italy are also suggesting the shooter had a history of mental problem plums. the african nation of sudan could split into two. thousands of sudanese refugees celebrated in a makeshift polling places in eight cities across the down. the elections will last all week as part of the peace till the end the long civil war in which 2 million people were killed. sudan is one of the world's poorest regions, but is rich with oil. coming up a rash of shootings in one south bay city, why they may be

this is inside the cage. it's a wrohflorida.com.an basically watch as these animals are inside their cage. you can learn from the website how to make a donation. you heard him talking about how much money they need. >> good luck, dude. >>> coming up next, new serious allegations against brett favre. >>> and the hollywood hunk who could can be sandra bullock's new squeeze. that's next in "the skinny." >>> and the hollywood ung hunk who could can be sandra bullock's new squeeze. that's next in "the skinny." ú ú ú p >>> well, new year but same old troubles for brett favre. this is not -- this situation is not going away for favre here. apparently two former massage therapists for the new york jets on monday filed suit not only against favre but also the new york jets and against the woman who hires massage therapists for the team. now, apparently one of the women, christina scavo, alleges favre treated her like a "hanging slab of meat" when she and the other plaintiff in the case worked for the jets back in 2008. she also says he propo

have results some of you live join up and go on the top of the cage shell standings pants off of a bit of a star on the road up the lebanese track turn a shootout properties claim the biggest one of the day fashion wrong middle of no because by ten goals also wins for metal up and walking towards atlanta. starting with hockey and with a plan for that matter we continue to profile clubs from around the cage shall we take a closer look one of the league's giants from moscow region supplant robot that has a story. newly founded in two thousand and five did louis feet are the rightful successors to make the soviet hockey club which was the likes of legendary. invalidity kaminski they took their name from atlas. titan from greek mythology to support the heavens just like atlas considers one of the strongest sides just like the region the last two were rumblings that emissions were again brought to the forefront one of the kid chose to step to. his room. where he did the work he threw for life in two thousand and six but. at first i thought like the guys were tired burned my former team spar

it's me, your husband. >> nicolas cage is back in drive angry, avenging the murder of his daughter. >hristensen is in vanishing on main street, in march, a chameleon walks into a bar. >> johnny depp voices rango out to save a wild west town. >> in make me home tonight, tofer grace. matt damon falls for emily blunt but that goes against the plans of a sinister group known as the adjustment bureau. in battle los angeles, the marines battle an alien invasion. >> and in mars need moms it's aliens of a more humorous kind. amanda seyfried runs into the big bad werewolf. >> the beauty falls for the beast. with the help of a strange new drug, bradley cooper finds life could be limitless. >> matthew mcconaughey is the lincoln lawyer. mel gibson returns with jodie foster in the beaver as a troubled man who can only speak through a puppet. >> i'm sick. >> a troubled young girl summons up a strange reality in sucker punch. april hops in with hop, a new animated look at the easter bunny and in rio, two animated macaos voiced by anne hathaway and jesse eisenberg fall in love. >> just he'll brand ta

i know why the cage bird sings, it would be free. it is not a carol of joy or pray upward to heaven he fling. i know why the cage bird sings. mia angelou knew of it. i like dunbar, my grandfather used words the way he described him. good morning mr. james, how are you feeling this morning. he would say i am stepping, but not high. isn't that wonderful? okay. okay. i go play down by the creek. he would say yes, tkarlg, but be particular. that meant be careful because i love you and don't want anything to happen to you. it was coded in the be protected. he often said be careful now. that meant one thing, be particular, there was stuff down by the creek and he wanted me to be careful and watch because he didn't want anything to happen to me. be particular did it all. when he would say when you go over there, i want you to walk and hold your head up like you belong to somebody. that meant you were representing your family. i want you to carry yourself in a way that you represent your family well with. he didn't have to go through all of

now, nicolas cage is getting medieval in "season of the witch."s all about the journey. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, nicolas cage. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. nice to see you again. it's been a little while. >> this had to be a childhood fantasy to play a knight. >> this is the truth. i've been playing a knight since i was a small boy in the backya backyard. i don't know why it took this long to do it in a movie. but it's a dream come true. >> you're up on a horse. you would think you were born on a horse. and you had to learn? >> i had never been on a horse before in my life. and it was scary at first. but i had a really good teacher, named camilla. and she got me up to a full kantor, going over a hill in two days' time. and i said, this is one of the oldest relationships in our history. man and horse. this works. i got into it intuitively. and i loved it. >> you certainly did look the part. >> thank you. >> there's so many things we talk about in the film. you're searching for a witch. and it's also, among other things, a budd

and saying on the ice there were plenty of goals scored in the cage shell with the legs the season in full swing and of course some of those after and stood out above the rest and deserve another look here is our choice of the cage shells still plan of the past year. that said father sal of the weather is coming up shortly and you can also watch some of the sports stories on our channel on you tube it's r t sport.

as humans enact all the sad and lonely erands of our lines among the plastic singing trout and the cagedarakeets the twin poodles yap nothing a locked mercedes. all ghost wanted was a stand of trees, bark to rub against and a scattering of a corns. a corns fall from oaks and we cut those down. hogzila murderer speaks. i summon you from the swamp and holler. a red cheeked salamander in your stomach. when i saw you i littered up my rifle with buck shot and took aim. you were the most beautiful hog i had seen that's why i had to make you die to convince my friends of high heroism. i had not done in life cleaning up beer cans after the hunters left. but as i told that lady from the new york times after offering her fanta, which she refused, the whole country will eat humble pie after the scientists dig up the body of hogzila and see the greetness of exactly what i have done. thanks. >> it's a pleasure to be here. i will jump right into this. i figured anticipation of halloween i would read a story about witches this is the beginning and ending of a story questions of lawed blue fly. coming h

wear the sun glasses in the room so this look a stair i have said, and a beast looks from his bodied cage where pain is made to a commodity of sugary things. your head pulled from the basin of water your breath can make me into our god but a god without rivers a god without shadows shadow lonely on his thrown making you look more the whore. i whisper into the hole beneath the cracked blood and bonus. is it possible for me to also be saved? you begin wretching the vomit heaths you up from the cot where you were held by the chain you cannot stop the wretching continuing shaking of your arms. the hands not removed yet. i take the bottle of wine which i have been drinking and toss it down your throat as you begin crying like a child. crying but not speaking to me you remind me of my black self. tears and your mouth a gap like a bird as i put the wine in your mouth and we drink the rest of it together. the unsainted god the sobbing girl there in the dark i hold you closely and we are like lovers. your ear shells on the floor next to my booted feet. my own hands handy work. after work i will ha

and staying on the eyes there were plenty of girls scored in the cage shell with the legs third season in full swing and of course some of those efforts stood out above the rest and deserve another look here is our choice of the cage shells top of the pasta. and that's all this poll for this hour you can find some of those stories on our channel on you tube it's r t sports news and coming up shortly is the weather. wealthy british. it's time to to try.

on staying with hockey hand with a matter of land as we continue to profile clubs from around the cage and let's take a closer look at one of the league's giants moscow region southland. as a story. newly founded in two thousand and five good blue and yellow feet are the rightful successors to make the soviet hockey club which weighs the likes of legendary figure looming of invalidity kaminski they took their name from atlas powerful titan from greek mythology to support the heavens just like atlas atlanta considered one of the kids shows strongest sides have just like the edge to reach the top but close to two were rumblings of that were again brought to the forefront one of the kid shows most respected coaches check we will surely has read jointed where he had already worked in two thousand and five in two thousand and six but. at first i felt like the guys were tired berdache my former team spartak seemed to be much more emotional and motivated but they quickly did what i wanted from them to give their all and even more no matter if it's a playoff game or. a regular training session

at stockholm now and the cage shall words in a moscow cell for the town's defeat in a row losing this time to say to rival spartak constantin but of reports. to friends of sport i can you know i didn't have to wait for another course he did battle just days before the written words beat their rivals wife this marriage was the real thing known to the season in general we're still one would up in the opening period both teams were thinking of the fans for. until stephan mukesh this is way past and i was defensemen to send the blockbuster netminder and four minutes later spawn a double billy drama just to believe there's own for a minute and finally you're right make wish was the quick assume the rebound after the nice bugger off spouse will select i do nothing by the end of the first. do not mar still short of players because of injury and signed the stanley cup winner and world champion slot shot them how even the thirty six year old forwards couldn't help his new team this night spartak seem to be a little overconfident in the second wasting scoring opportunities and then you come out

in the middle of the dead as hearty looks at how one of the wall of largest spying base there's a cage in israel ron i'm there is that decades that until an effective journalist sponsored is on i found a life sentence. i think i may have next to ever go to but i just schools that the rich had to go away. welcome to. have you with us. one. second so you get us one of the over the third round sole remaining youzhny wins a day for bill straight in opening. up against a russian football once a mob and it's believed wolfowitz has a tough task ahead of him as the new manager terry gross me. the dakar rally with his. triumph and welcomed by the celebrates winning the event time. start with tennis in russia still has one representative left in the men's draw the australian open of the mccall youzhny blash church and a grueling five six encounter things seem to be going well for the tenth seed as he raced into a two cents to lob lead however in slovenia opponent hit back to send the match into a decider usually managed to hold his nerve in the faith taking at six one a first round meeting with

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. >> assange: well, it's a gilded cage. it's still a cage.you are forced to stay somewhere against your will, it does become something that you... you want to leave. >> kroft: it's a radical departure from the lifestyle that the peripatetic internet muckraker is used to-- bounding from city to city, country to country, and regularly changing his cell phones, hair styles and general appearance, he says, to elude surveillance and avoid being killed, kidnapped or arrested. and there are reasons for his paranoia. in the last fours years, wikileaks has released information that played some role in deciding the 2007 election in kenya, and fueling the anger that recently brought down the government in tunisia. it has also divulged the membership rolls of a neo-nazi organization in britain, and secret documents from the church of scientology. and that was before assange began publishing u.s. secrets, provoking what he calls "threatening statements" from people close to power. what statements are you referring to? >> assange: the statements by the vic

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used not as a day to day tactic that has no accountability but that it is being used in a way that in cages the nation in a legitimate debate about something substantive, and as long as that takes place, i think it is a fair place to have that kind of fiscal if you will to try to find the way to get the 60 votes. today you don't have to do that, you don't even have to talk to ken gist announce you're going to be opposed to something and it effectively shuts things done and there is no accountability and whether -- the reason is or who is doing that. that has to stop. and i am completely supportive of the efforts to try to guarantee that we make it a responsible process. >> right in front, sam. >> [inaudible] for ratification of the other human-rights treaties particularly the disabilities and others, and i'm just wondering i know there are a lot of lessons from s.t.a.r.t. but if there are any particular lessons you think could guide work going forward, and particularly where it has been of sound bites and not a discussion so i would be interested in your reflection. >> ausley in tend to see

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his mother says he lives like a caged animal. >> it really hurts to see your child like this. even the window is shut. >> politicians were among those expressing concern that this was an emergency debate in parliament. there was withering criticism. the government defended the way that he was being treated. the health minister is seen here and describing the images has heroin. sometimes, you need to protect people from themselves. she promised an urgent review of this policy to see if any other methods could be used. >> they have postponed deliveries to the united states. letters and parcels are being refused entry into being sent back. >> has never been easy for cubans to send letters to the united states or the other way around. direct mail services between these former cold war enemies has suspended almost half a century ago. under the obama administration, they'll was finally allowed in for other countries such as mexico and canada. >> the cuban postal service cannot accept any type of mail destined for the united states. it will be handed over to the center as soon as pos

who play on our society only thing we could do is take these people off the streets and put them in cages where they belong to a political force that if you raise the level of insecurity in people in the large population they are more likely to demand protection. candidates compete with one another as. harsher sentences democrats and republicans will have to be careful not to get into a bidding war about who is tougher on crime why not two strikes or one if you have a large population that is secure in this spec think some kind of assurance or reassurance or some kind of protection they are more like you to accept. lucian's to the problems of society like poverty and urban decay and the urban culture of violence not to remedy the root causes but simply solutions that represent more repression more police. on the other. a shocking new release today. out of every one hundred of. the more. media a barbarism that no other country even. space based. could be the prisons of the future just one of dozens of concepts now being discussed. who are charting the future. of their sentences. and surgic

we become the keepers of the cages. very serious statistic. as an educator. i came out on a radio show not too long ago. an interviewer kept insisting being part of a gang like al-qaeda. that dehumanizes. i have spoken to so many of these students. when he shared that with me. i said, i refuse to go there. it perpet utes that paradigm. our paradigm changes ladies and gentlemen. what i would like to do is this. i want to pull the lens back to use that metaphor. what's feeding that monster. to think strategically. if anything, if you leave here today, you will leave with my accent. one last thing. i do speak to children an awful lot. i have a doctorate. education has meant more for me. i am under no illusion. i also know that having a doctorate doesn't confir wisdom. when people made fun of me. i remember me mom coming home. foreign long speaking. >> we had beans at breakfast, lunch and dinner. bean pudding. i stop counting them after a while. we even had american cuisine. we made rainbow bread. you remember that. i speak to children and listen to them. it's be

brandon's mother says he lives like a caged animal. >> it really hurts to see your own child like this. he never gets any fresh air. even the windows are sealed shut. >> politicians were among those expressing concern. this was an emergency debate in parliament where the practice of restraint came in for criticism. the government defended the way he was treated. the deputy health minister seen here visiting the institution described the images as harrowing, but sometimes you need to protect people from themselves. she promised an urgent review of this policy to see if any other methods can be used. >> the latest round of nuclear talks are underway in istanbul. initial discussions have been described as positive. this would mean iran giving up moa -- most of its enriched uranium. one official has insisted the country will not discuss this. gabrielle giffords shot in the head in arizona two weeks ago has been transferred to a rehabilitation center in texas. people lined the streets as her ambulance drove to the airport. doctors warn it is still too early for a long-term diagnosis. the un

. >> silent night resisted getting into the cage. doctors say it won't change silent night's condition. what it will do is help doctors diagnose other wounded animals. most vets say they didn't go to school expecting to treat animals for gunshot wounds. >> that's the other reason we're doing for this. the more we learn about the subtle details of the injuries and how the animals respond, the better off we are. >> reporter: that's know-how that will be useful. silent night is one of 28 sea lions treated for gunshot wounds over -- of the center over the past two years. kraig debro, ktvu channel 2 n ews. >> we've heard about this h appening in other places around the country. now sonoma county has its own dead bird mystery. her than a hundred birds were found saturday on highway 101 south of geyserville, the california department of give and -- fish and game conducted tests to determine what killed them. much larger cases occurred. on new year's eve birds fell from the sky in arkansas. about 500 dead birds were found in louisiana the. >

the boy told us you only face the dog on the condition that the dog was inside a cage. >> is on these is a decade ago see it. >> strip of the quarantined process is over what period it that will be 10 days from the date the blight was made monday. the their decisions to make to keep the dog and go to the danger process which is that hearing process or do i just haven't euthanize. it sounds like a dog would euthanize by the owner at the end of the quarantined process. >> the dog will remain at the animal shelter during the quarantine period. at cal train conductor has been arrested and accused of trying to last two female passengers. ricardo you see the picture here is accused of using his job of checking passenger tickets to take victims to secluded sections of the train or the alleged inappropriate behavior occurred. if the incident occurred about a month apart, though the victim was a woman and an underage girl. he has been barred from caltrans property. listen concord looking for two men whose debt of 47 year-old woman old when park. you see the sketches of the suspect involved. th

warm your hands under my open wounds i swallow the air you exheal and pluck the bones from your rib cage and i will make a man out of you. my bones memorized the weight of your since. they are brittle with forgiveness. my thighs unfold as you press the palm of your hand against my curving spine and plant your bones inside my garden. this one is draft it's the one in thean tholology. he smoothed the wrinkles on my bell and he sucked my bitter fruit. we plowed an ocean in my navel and sowed mountains of regrets into fields. we allowed only the memory of water to sustain our thirst. we dreamt of rain and listened for our trees to bare fruit. >> the next is inspired by my mother, are we all? this is garden. the gate to my mother's garden opened always trees flirt with shadows and the grass says my same. asleep in flowered boxes pay for rain. i open always the gate to my mother's garden. i will plant my sum in a clay pot an offering to jealous gods and stretch my arms like branches bearing fruft foregiveness. this was inspired by my mother who likes to sew. always had an old singer sewing mac

brandon's mother said he lives like a cage the and -- animal. >> it really hurts to see your own childike this. he never gets any fresh air. even the windows in his own room are sealed shut. >> politicians were among those expressing concern. this was an emergency debate in parliament where the practice of constant restraint came in for withering criticism. but the government defended the way wran do not has been treated -- brandon has been treated. the deputy health minister visiting the institution where brandon has been confined described the images as truly heroing, but sometimes she said you need to protect people from thells. however, she promised an urgent review of this policy to see if any other methods could be used. chris morris, brussels. >> the russian who is on trial for arms dealing made a brief court appearance on friday in new york to hear his trial would begin later this year on the 12th of september. he stands accused of trafficking arms since the 1990's to dictators in conflict zones in africa, south america and the middle east. he faces 25 years to life in prison i