or what mit rt romney would cala little fixer upper. >> he told me this would be a high profile event of the most powerful people in the world. he did not tell me i would be looking directly into sophia vergara's cleavage. i saw you texting. she is from colombia. this is what women look like in colombia, what do you expect the secret service to do? mr. president, i know you won't be able to laugh at any of my jokes about the secret service, so cover your ears if it's physically possible. mr. president, you remember when the country rallied around you in the hopes of a better tomorrow? that was hilarious. there's a term for guys like president obama, probably not two terms, but -- it's kind of hard to be funny with the president of the united states sitting right next to you looking at you, and yet somehow day in and day out, joe biden manages to do it. i want to thank my tenth grade history teacher who said i would never amount to anything if i kept screwing around in class. mr. mills, i'm about to high five the president of the united states. is that okay? >> sure. >> fyi, kim kardas