gentlemen, brothers and sisters, we're gathered here today, before god, to witness the union of calvin payneyne jr. and janine payne. marriage is one of the biggest steps two people can take to demonstrate their love for each other. and your love will grow. but your willingness to accept each other's strengths and weaknesses, unconditionally, and without judgment -- well, that -- that will sustain your love. let us pray. heavenly father, we thank you for this day, and for the ability to receive and to give love. thank you for the union that these two couples are about to form. i pray that you would teach them courage, strength, but most importantly, forgiveness. and let their love grow deeper and stronger with every passing day. in jesus' name, amen. >> amen. >> calvin and miranda have -- have written vows for each other. clarence and janine? okay, they'll wing it. calvin? >> well, actually, i wrote a poem called "forever." miranda lucas, you are my rib. without you, i'm still whole, but... with you, i feel so complete. baby, i never really knew the meaning of love until you walked into my l

hmm. [ siren wails, knock on door ] >> calvin payne jr., we know you're in there.in the bucket trick, check fraud, and pension stealing. >> hmm. i wonder where he learned that. >> and male prostitution. >> what? huh, huh! >> don't look at me. that was my pops. [ miranda sighs ] >> oh! [ jazmine chuckles ] >> what? >> i think i want a girl. >> yes. >> oh, thank you. >> uh-oh, uh-oh, hold up. well, hold on! let me get my -- let me get my sense. that's enough pictures. save them. this family costs more than gas. >> looking sharp, uncle curtis. looking good, man. >> don't it look good? look at you -- you're looking good yourself there, young fellow. [ both laugh ] >> you know i try. i try to do how i do, you know. >> no pictures, please. no pictures, no pictures. oh, boy, whoa -- wait a minute, player. now, come -- come on, take my picture now, man. take my picture. [ camera shutter clicks ] >> okay, that's enough. i told you i ain't buying no more film. he ain't the groom. >> speaking of the groom, what's taking calvin so long? >> i don't know -- calvin! >> i can't ge

payne. >> she said, "you're welcome." >> i heard her. >> please! privacy? >> calvin, baby, listen. not what you have. your pockets may be empty, baby, but your heart is full of love. >> [ laughs ] >> you better stop. you are funny. i want to hear you say that when your mailbox is full of bills. that's when i want to hear it! you hear what she said? talking about she love him! [ laughs ] >> curtis, get out of there. what are you doing? i'm sitting over here today. why? i don't know. i never sit here. it's a new perspective. whatever. ok, enough. could you just come sit over here? i want to stay here. i like it. ♪ do-do-do-do- do-do-dai ♪ i got a new seat. ♪ da-da-ba-da-ba-da ok, fine. ah, this is nice. you can be so petty sometimes. oh, my god, could it be any hotter? brutal. come here, this helps a little, come here. so, how was your day? good, how was yours? good. ooh, "zesty parmesan." when did you get that? last time i went shopping. i also got those vegetable potstickers. do you like those? mm, not so much. ok, i think i'm getting freezer burn. honey, tell me... do i have the w