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he was on top of a toyota camry. just this morning he was standing right on top of this car, and he is probably somewhere still around here after the motion detector alarm went off he reviewed the video and saw this mountain lion standing on his car. >> people walk around here at nighttime and walking with the dogs up here. it is dangerous for people if they don't know. >> it happened on echo ridge drive. we had mr. tang who is 5 feet 6 inches stand next to his toyota camry using the exact same surveillance camera to give you an idea of the size. >> i am pretty stunned. that's a big cat. >> they believe the cat came out of quicksilver park which has open space and trails nearby. >> is it common to see mountain lions here? >> not at all. >> coyotes, turkeys, deer. >> lots of deer. >> an average adult mountain lion weighs about 160 pounds. a mountain lion expert says this one is about 70 or 80 pounds. it is probably less than two years old and trying to establish its territory. there is no shortage of deer and small ga

the bold new camry. one bold choice leads to another. toyota.'s go places. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back! my guest's latest film is called "kill the messenger." >> we know you were in nick wawg ra. we know you saw menassas. >> am i being followed? >> some governmental informants are scumbags. >> i was under impression you guys had something to say to me, but to answer your question, no. my angle is the american government. >> miew drugs were put on the streets to fund an illegal war. >> what you want to say happened never happened. >> why am i here? >> american kids were going to die in it that war. >> american kids did die and are still dying, just not the ones you care about, apparently. >> jon: please welcome jeremy renner. ( cheers and applause ). i gotta tell you-- ( cheers and applause ) >> all right! hey, hey, hey! >> jon: eat it up! eat it up! >> this is awesome. this is nice. >> jon: this story a barn burner. >> this is. >> jon: these are the types of movies i love because it exposes a story that even now is not well know

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