i was in a little club in canada. halifax, nova scotia-- if i may say this and this is not to offend people in canada who live in other areas-- maybe the most beautiful place in canada. it's pretty gorgeous in terms of-- and by the way, the lox that they make. make. >> i know, you cannot break those locks locks. the audience that we get ( laughter ) is such a weird mix of canadians and rabbis and, like, that i have no ide why idea which joke. is that a popular calling? >> it is a very popular calling. >> jon: what is this thing? it looks very interesting. are youing living in, like a community of very echo minded individuals. >> the movie is about a group of ecoactivists over the incredible injustice and atrocities being committed by large corporations and do something about it. >> jon: so it's a fiction. clearly, corporations don't. and the film is about a corporate spry who infiltrates the group to figure out their plan. >> jon: is this a true story. >> it's not based on a specific true story but of course everythin

also my mom is from canada. canada is perfect in every way.ut the best thing in canada this week has nothing to do with the aforementioned usesome things. because it turns out that when canada decides it's going to have a truly salacious jaw-dropping political scandal they can also do that better than anyone. the story already the craziest story in politics this week, just got way crazier today. that is coming up right at the end of the show today. we are saving the best for last. please, stay tuned. my mother made the best toffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and make it happen. i'm janet long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. i never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today and make your business dream a reality. at legalzoom.com we put the law on your side. see, i knew testosterone could affect sex drive, but not energy o

. >> parece ser que tener relación con una persona canadiense promedio de canadá.orque el saco los permisos para poder sacar del país, pero temen ser válido de la falsificación de actas y permisos por parte de una autoridad que tristemente se vendió y dijo... hay autoridades así, no por eso vamos a satanizar las autoridades de nuestro país. porque hay muy buenas hemos dicho éticos de la vida . nace el pequeñito como el pequeño tiene seis años pero registra. el niño su autocuidado desde muy temprana edad. el niño tenía tres meses yo le da rentar un departamento de cuéllar dio. después de haber comidopor otro votante porque nunca se casaron o pretenden hacerlo. nos logramos eso, los del juntos trazar una vida la que conocemos por razones que no vale la pena mencionar, pero sí tenemos una relación, nació mi hijo, es enfermiza responsable, ella vivía en mi casa y empezamos a tener problemas ella jamás se le va a quitar cómo se va quitar al parecer sí, pero que me conste nacer el niño, tenemos el problema sumamente brasileño el 14 febrero ella se va de la casa, llegó un

we have two kinds of mailboxes in canada. one are the drop boxes that the mail carriers use, those are the gray ones that are mostly getting tagged: other ones red letter boxes where you are dropping off your mail. those have been wrapped now and we found very little graffiti on the wrapped boxes. we are quite excited that canada post is going to be changes their policies with respect to the gray boxes and they are actually eliminating them. >> that's what we're seeing in arizona, utility companies, whether it's gas, cable, water, their boxes are being tagged. the utility companies making millions of dollars in profit don't want to pay for the clean up because they consider themselves the victim. >> we started serving tickets on them. >> interesting too as far as the boxes, the can canadian postal service has come up with a very busy deco design that is really, it looks very, very nice but if you put a tag on it you can't see the tag. that's been extremely effective. those boxes get tagged i would say 1 in 10 compared to the

can ga's large-- canada's largest national industry is crack production. and our second largest industry is giving blow jobs for crack! >> jon: this sin sane. i mean it's like canada is that friend you have in high school that all your parents love them because he's so polite and calls everybody mr. and mrs. s but you find out he is a date rapest with a roofy -- >> wloe, easy, we are not a nation of date rapists. we are a nation of blow job bestowing crack afficionadoes. by the way, you got any crack, i'll blow you for it? >> jon: jason, you have a wol back! >> oh, right, jeez, i forgot, forgot about this. it's the crack. it really [bleep] with your head. you want a hit of this? >> is the-- the capital of nunavutt. give me the [bleep] crack, give me -- >> all right. >> jon: samantha bee and jason jones, everybody, >> jon: welcome back. cable news, cable news, it's loud, it's vapid but at least it's available-- what more could anyone want al madrigal has the shocking end. >> easy access to fresh and healthy food is a challenge for millions of americans. but

some would say canada oil? from canada in the current keystone pipeline. this is another opportunity for 830,000 barrels. why are you going to do this? this has never been done before. my colleague has already voted for a piece of legislation like this dealing with the alaskan pipeline. where they expedited the nepa process. it was included by a voice vote of the entire house. when the project is ripe to get it done, it's ripe. these are american jobs we need. mr. chairman, i wish to yield a minute and a half to the gentleman from florida. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman from florida is recognized for 90 seconds. >> thank you, mr. chairman. gas and groceries, ask yourself, is there anything else that eagles more into your budget day in and day out? when we talk about your family budget, wouldn't it be great if your dollar could go further? better yet, at least the price cost stay normal instead of changing every single -- think about it. gas and grocery prices are all over the place. one week you go pay for your gas, maybe have some extra money in y

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h 1 b problems, pivot to canada. urging immigrant talent to come on up. >> the weather and not what it is in the bay area. >> reporter: from the land of snow and ice, canada's immigration chief is here to turn up the heat on silicon valley where many immigrants work under temporary visas for years, leery of launching their own company. >> they need immigration lawyers just to figure out how to keep their status here. >> we will give you a green card when you get to canada. should take just a few months to process. >> reporter: it is a start up visa, residency for those who raise canadian capital for their venture the only other requirement a year of college and flew weensy in english or french. >> our immigration policies are shifting now, to make it more about the kind of talent you are bringing to canada as opposed to just strictly a family relationship. >> reporter: would you consider moving to canada? >> no. i don't consider moving out of the bay area. >> reporter: from tech mecca to maple syrup, many say no way.

earth canada, ms. world canada and we have shared in the ms. universe canada.o pass it over to you now, and i wish you the best ever, and i want to be there. >> thank you so much. that means a lot to me this is the first time it happened. and i spoke to you directly since the pageant. i heard through the media and through the director that you have been so gracious through the entire process, and i thank you so much for your message right now. i have known you for a couple of years now, and you are a person of integrity and a respectful, positive person, so i -- i thank you so much for your graciousness during this time. >> i got to say -- >> a great person. >> i'm in awe of both of your graciousness right now. i don't think it would handle it the same way. >> you would be clawing eyes out. >> you are crowned ms. universe canada for a day and 24 hours later you get a call. what was it like to find that out? >> well, it was definitely shocking. of course it's shocking. you go through this complete high and your entire family, your town is all celebrating, wishin

h 1 b problems, pivot to canada.rging immigrant talent to come on up. >> the weather and not what it is in the bay area. >> reporter: from the land of snow and ice, canada's immigration chief is here to turn up the heat on silicon valley where many immigrants work under temporary visas for years, leery of launching their own company. >> they need immigration lawyers just to figure out how to keep their status here. >> we will give you a green card when you get to canada. should take just a few months to process. >> reporter: it is a start up visa, residency for those who raise canadian capital for their venture the only other requirement a year of college and flew weensy in english or french. >> our immigration policies are shifting now, to make it more about the kind of talent you are bringing to canada as opposed to just strictly a family relationship. >> reporter: would you consider moving to canada? >> no. i don't consider moving out of the bay area. >> reporter: from tech mecca to maple syrup, many say no way. >

. >> canada post clean it up? we have a special relationship with canada post. it was a funny way how we got that relationship. they were arguing they couldn't keep up with cleaning them, so bylaw officers started sending notifications to the owner of the canada post boxes, who happens to be the post master general in ottawa. they take them over a week period and canada post has a contractor go out. we have two kinds of mailboxes in canada. one are the drop boxes that the mail carriers use, those are the gray ones that are mostly getting tagged: other ones red letter boxes where you are dropping off your mail. those have been wrapped now and we found very little graffiti on the wrapped boxes. we are quite excited that canada post is going to be changes their policies with respect to the gray boxes and they are actually eliminating them. >> that's what we're seeing in arizona, utility companies, whether it's gas, cable, water, their boxes are being tagged. the utility companies making millions of dollars in profit don't want to pay for the clean up because they c

it is my favorite place in canada. are tough, crazy bastards, and i admire them for it. toronto, vancouver, i love you, but not like montreal. why? i shall explain. all will be revealed. in the meantime, check this guy out. what's the post office's motto? neither rain nor sleet nor driving snow nor plague of locusts prevent the mail carrier from delivering my junk mail? >> here in montreal, the simple task of delivering the mail in winter comes with its own set of hurdles. icy hurdles. >> i got to ask, do you have special equipment for this? >> we've got like slip-on boots. we do have other boots in the rain -- sorry, when it gets icy. with spikes on them. and they give us also slip-on spikes for when it's icy. >> any sort of city ordinance that you have to shovel or -- they're not penalized financially? >> no, they're not penalized. nothing like that. >> any injuries in the line of duty? >> i had several like tumbles. one incident i was off for two months. i thought i broke my ankle. >> what is the most perilous aspec

she knew that she could only stay in canada for a limited time because my u.s. visa was also the basis of my job as a minister. i also lost the ability to support us. the current immigration system and the denial of same sex couples are too interlocking in /skwruls /teus [inaudible] my family. we stayed if canada for four months while my church worked hard and paid a fortune in legal fees to fight these /eupbl justices. i am one of the lucky citizens who was able to get [inaudible] permanent separation, but also emotional [inaudible] my faith accepts me for who i am and also affirms that my relationship with jennifer is as sacred as /tpheupbg else who lives in a loving and /kphuted relationship. i hope you will change the law of this country that will support and protect the rights of lgtb couples. no one should live in fear that his or her partner will be deported. >> my husband of 23 years is from [inaudible] he became an american citizen. it was a great day for us for many reasons, but one thing is it meant we could plan a solid future together, buy a home an

it is my favorite place in canada.ve there are tough crazy bastards and i admire them for that. toronto and vancouver, i love you, but not like montreal. why? i shall explain. all will be revealed in the meantime, check this guy out. what's the post office' motto, neither rain nor sleet nor driving snow nor plague of locusts will prevent the mail carrier from bringing me my junk mail? this simple task of delivering the snow in winter comes with its own set of hurdles, icy hurdles. do you special equipment for thi this? >> we have slip-on boots, and when it rains and gets icy, we have special boots with the spikes on them and also slip-on spikes for when it is icy. >> any sort of city ordnance that you have to shovel, a nd yu are not penalized financially or anything like that? >> no, nothing like that. >> any injuries in the line of duty? >> well, i had several tumbles and once two months when i thought i broke my ankle. >> what is the most perilous aspect of the job, dogs or icy stairs? >> in this area, there are a lo

, but canada has sort of reached capacity and rather than build new refineries in canada, they chose to use u.s. refineries to go to the next step. canada not just send this out to the east coast? people in canada are also saying no to the pipeline. they have the same concerns that we have. and on the impact of climate change from expansion. barry, democratic caller? host: barry, democratic caller? guest: i strongly believe it should be approved. i used to fill conflicted. to hear this lady say that it is a national security issue? the national security issue is to get it from the middle east, not our democratic neighbor of north. throwing in the idea that it is a climate change issue or that there are oils filibuster those , it seems that these organizations are coming up with every possible argument to delay at. this has been delayed for years. we know that the epa, having recently lost its director, has found every cost way to try to remove this from public discussion. guest: your concerns are very real concern for all of us. the way we will deal with national security needs is by

is it a favor to canada if we do it? absolutely. does it have environmental and health impact on americans? absolutely. let's look at the cost benefits this has nothing to do with lower gas prices. if wept to -- if we want to talk lower gas prices let's do it. let's raise fuel efficiency standards, let's look at alternative and public transportation, there's a lot of things we could be doing that would reduce gas prices. there's no analysis in the department of state's thorough vetting of this that this would have any impact on price at the pump. this is five or 10 years from now exporting oil. there are other bills we could be talking about that would decrease gas prices. the public lands renewable energy act that would expand renewable energy development while protections -- protecting our nation's public health and environmental resources. because we expand renewable energy, it would apply downward pressure on gas prices. this bill is talking about a review process that's already under way, well under way, i might add for the key

for entrepreneurs. >> canada's taking some who can't find jobs, they live in canada and see what happens, which is really -- >> well, the state of the immigration today. thank you for sharing first time, the finances never been shared with us, we appreciate your being here. >> thanks for being here. >>> up next, adam goldstein from the amazingly useful travel app and later, driving under the influence of google glass. back in a minute. >>> welcome back. sometim sometimes, the sim lest of improvements can make all the difference. in the case of the online travel booking service hit monk, an easy to read display which shows you when the flights leave, how long they take and how much they cost round trip all at one quick glance. sorting each flight by what the company calls ago any with the easiest flights first. with the travel season right in front of us, we have the creator, adam goldstein, to join us. he launched it a week after graduating from m.i.t. and your partner came from reddit. i'm surprised anyone would get into the online travel business. you're sittinging there thinking exped

what happens when we send this oil to canada?> well, what is happening our refineries here in the united states are basically geared for sweet crude oil. in canada, because they're there to treat the shale oil, that is sour crude. we send our crude straight up to canada because refineries can handle refining it and bringing it down to gasoline which is what we need in country at much cheaper price even if we move around the coasts of our country in ships to get it to texas and other ports where refineries are at. it actually makes sense for us to send it up to canada where they then take the gas, put it through refineries, take the oil, turn it into gas and send it back out. so until we tweak our refineries, it makes sense actually to shoot it up to canada where they can turn it into something usable for us. it is working really well, this combination. melissa: it has. prices at pump are falling. do you thi they will go down further as a result of this. >> sure, absolutely. we have the pony express pipeline will send crude oil ac

canada. for some of you weren't in my presentation earlier today i'll go through what the city of edmonton is doing in terms of programming but then go through auditing and what we do. capital city clean up brings cities together to create safe, clean inviting xhueplts and neighborhoods. our motto is a clean and safe edmonton is a shared responsibility and we work on the premise that we can't do it alone, that we need to work as partners with the community to create solutions to graffiti vandalism and litter enforcement. just a technical point, if any of you want to ask questions, they are recording the session so they would like you to speak into the microphone and if you have any questions along the way, please feel free to ask. when did capital city clean up start? it was launched in 2005 as a pilot program focused on litter reduction in the downtown of edmonton. basically businesses were asked to adopt a block in their area and were responsible for litter clean up in that area and the pro

graffiti is managed on the enforcement side as a crime under the criminal code of canada. so just quickly i won't go through all of our programs, i did an hour and a half so i could talk forever on our programs. but basically we have our programs for our city are divided into 4 areas. civic operations, we have two graffiti removal vans that clean graffiti on our civic property alone. we do enhanced clean up, we have a contractor that does some additional clean up on city property as well as the clean up that's done by operational departments in the city. and interdepartment coordination is key. we have an operations department,

graffiti is managed on the enforcement side as a crime under the criminal code of canada. so just quickly i won't go through all of our programs, i did an hour and a half so i could talk forever on our programs. but basically we have our programs for our city are divided into 4 areas. civic operations, we have two graffiti

graffiti is managed on the enforcement side as a crime under the criminal code of canada. so just quickly i won't go through all of our programs, i did an hour and a half so i could talk forever on our programs. but basically we have our programs for our city are divided into 4 areas. civic operations, we have two graffiti removal vans that clean graffiti on our civic property alone. we do enhanced clean up, we have a contractor that does some additional clean up on city property as well as the clean up that's done by operational departments in the city. and interdepartment coordination is key. we have an operations department, operations committee that's made up of representatives from all the operations areas in the city and through that we coordinate all of our clean up on city infrastructure and we have all of our complaints come in through 311, which is the recording for the city of edmonton for all -- any complaint, recreation sign up, anything comes through 311. but we do manage our calls through that service. we have 4 seasonal bylaw officers that are dedicated to

canada caught his eye and it's no accident.anada is actively recruiting entrepreneurs to move north. >> i'm not going to apologize. if you can't figure out your immigration system, we're going to invite the best and brightest to come north of the border. >> reporter: you must think you have something up. >>> we do. a great quality of life. pristine environment, big cosmopolitan cities. >> reporter: the transportation minister plans to throw the bait out at this confe

these are the images kobold has been seeing from the streets of canada. china operations are on the day. i think going down of the sun and good morning we will remember that we will. welcome back to crossfire all things considered i'm peter lavelle to mind you were talking about whether atheism is a religion. ok rob i'm going to go back to you in the middle of a pearl of wisdom go right ahead well i was saying that just because you're at a desk hot like pol pot or stalin is has nothing to do with religion it's it's more about political tyranny there is political tyranny from the ayatollah khomeini who was wildly religious so you can't say that a godless country is going to produce morally you know bad people and i was also adding that when we're talking about wars and slaughter the crusades were pretty bad the the irish and the the english seem to be from fighting over religion for years and then there was this thing called the spanish inquisition that wasn't very nice to my people another thing i want to point out about religion organized religion that i

gets built or whether canada decides to go east or west with their materials. they will get to 5 million barrels a day and become a major exporter. and i think personally, it's a great opportunity for the united states to work together with canada, to make that happen. but most of the work that we do on event basis is not from pipelines, very safe transportation method for our customers. >> okay. we saw you and we were up in the bakken. we know eagleford is getting developed. as these shals get developed, are we seeing more growth and bore business for clean harbor? >> absolutely. that business is worth $500 million. we took on lauren schwin and an executive from halliburton. she feels she can grow that business to a billion dollars and beyond. so we're moving into some of these other oil and gas plays. we have predominantly focused on the marcel lus and north dakota markets. we got a lot of equipment, a lot of underutilized assets. that certainly has hurt or business in the first quarter compared to last year. but i feel very confident this year we will be put

it is less so in canada but such a powerful vote in the u.s. so i don't understand what rob was saying i do know this though that it's maybe not as easy as you think mention that it just wasn't a rational but i mean it's more than a financial that it wasn't rational to believe in a creator but that it's the most rational thing in the world to believe in and a creator if i have a computer and really no one is going to i think i can jump in here ok all right jason intelligent it's go to jail it's going to jason go ahead fair time. yes so the first thing we don't want to do is have another logical fallacy of appealing to the majority no matter how many think how many people believe in a certain thing that doesn't make it true or false but i can recognize rob's criticism of the humanist community and the organized atheist community the ones that have that live according to their values and have deeply held beliefs they care very much about that we build communities and families around you know not to have an advertisement the military association o