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captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com ley: ton a possible motive kit hood killings. today, we've learned a good deal about the soldier who opened fire. erna werner and bob orr are investigating. 52 million americans are in the path of severe weather that could include tornadoes. vicente arenas reports. holly williams on the long vigil of the flight 370 families. st se go out every night and we pick out the brightest star, and we say, "good night, daddy." >> pelley: and a seismic shift in the "late night" landscape. w how long does a guy want to do a tv show? >> pelley: jeff glor on david letterman's show-stopping announcement. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. late today, we learned the identity of one of the soldiers shot dead at fort hood, texas-- sergeant timothy owens of effingham, illinois. his mother says owens was a counselor and was shot five times at close range as he tried to calm the shooter down. the gunman was identified today as specialist ivan lopez, an i

. >> damn man i'm governor can you just shut up for captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org better know a congressional district in los angeles! i think it's had some work done. then, it's earth day, which means only 29 more minutes until i can dump paint thinner in the storm drains. (laughter) and my guest, columnist george will, has a new book celebrating wrigley fields' 100th birthday and the chicago cubs' 20th win. (laughter) the vatican library is digitizing its archives. so the next dan brown novel will just be robert langdon alone with an ipad. this is the colbert report! captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: hey! welcome to the show, everybody! thank you for coming! (audience chanting "stephen " ) (cheers and applause) thank you! welcome to the show! folks, there are a lot of things i warned you about over the years. there are so many things to be afraid of. nation, i've warned you the gays are hellbent on rubbing our noses in their lifestyle. the nose-rubbing, of course, very big in the gay eskimo community.

[applause] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2013] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] cam.udent students were asked, what's the most important issue congress should consider in 2014? the first prize winner is a sophomore at notre dame. he believes congress should mandate genetically on of -- modified organisms grown in our food to be labeled or band. -- banned. >> we warned the fda at the time, 20 years ago, that if they did not label genetically modified consumers would wonder what they were trying to hide. quite have you heard of a gml? >> no. >> i am not sure. >> it is been a long time since i have been in science. >> where they add chemicals to the food here it >> it is a crop were they modified genes to increase the yield or tastes. >> you don't want to lose your seat. >> i went to interview those scientifically, how does an organism become genetically modify? when a gene has been taken from one organism and put into a different species. this is probably a bacteria or a virus. gene into a tomato would yield a frost tolerant crop. although hum

captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >> pelley: tonight, americans cut down. a u.s. charity hospital in afghanistan is attacked. charlie d'agata on rising violence against american civilians. u.s.-backed ukraine opens fire on pro-russian forces. holly williams on the greatest east-west tensions since the cold war. billion in sales.ttes hit $2 today, the government proposed a crackdown. chip reid's on the story. what triggered a radiation leak that contaminated 21 workers? anna werner reports. and barry petersen on the need >> reporter: and speed is your...? >> drug of choice, i guess? captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. as the war in afghanistan winds down, violence against american civilians there is increasing. today, an afghan government security guard shot three americans to death at a christian charity hospital in kabul. another american was wounded. the dead include 57-year-old dr. jerry umanos, who was there to treat afghan children. we have more on this from

captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >> pelley: t >> pelley: tonight, what drove him to kill? anna werner on what investigators now believe set off the fort hood shooter. david martin on the military struggling with mental illness. a deadly attack on journalists in afghanistan on the eve of liections. charlie d'agata on the threat to a struggling democracy. jamie yuccas on a punch on america's midsection-- a spring storm delivers nearly a foot of winter. and steve hartman "on the road." before patients see a doctor, they get a big dose of john. >> they've given me a purpose in life beyond anything i've ever known. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. there's good news tonight about the soldiers wounded this week at fort hood. 10 have been released from the hospital and returned to duty. the six still being treated are all improving. three who were in critical condition have been upgraded to fair. late today, the army announced a memorial service next wednesday for the th

[captioning made possible by the national captioning institute, inc., in cooperation with the united states house of representatives. any use of the closed-captioned coverage of the house proceedings for political or commercial purposes is expressly prohibited by the u.s. house of representatives.] the speaker pro tempore: on this vote the yeas are 191, and the nays are 221. the motion is not adopted. the motion is not adopted. the question is on the passage of the bill. those in favor will signify by saying aye. those opposed, no. the opinion of the chair -- the gentleman from georgia. the gentleman from california. mr. huffman: madam speaker, i request a recorded vote. the speaker pro tempore: a recorded vote is requested. those favoring a recorded vote will rise. a sufficient number having arisen, a recorded vote is ordered. members will record their votes by electronic device. this will be a five-minute vote. [captioning made possible by the national captioning institute, inc., in cooperation with the united states house of representatives. any use of the closed-captioned coverag

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by med >> tonight troubling rumors about hillary clinton. i heard she slept way former president. then how request churches attract new members. get ready for log flume baptism. and my guest acclaimed document arian ken burns has a new film about the getties getties-- gettysburg address, i gave it four score out of five. oscar mayer is regarding 96,000 pounds of hot dogs for containing cheese. oh, a hot dog made with an identifiable food? gross. this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the report, everybody, good to you have with us. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen. >> thank you, ladies and yes. >> thank you so much, nation. (cheers and applause) nation, i hope that-- anybody watching out there that if you know me at all you know that i am a huge supporter of the war on terror. it is a much better battle against an abstract concept than our war on appate. (laughter) frankly, i just couldn't see the point of that one. well, last week, folks, we got the bombs

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by med >> stephen: tonight a new benefit for collegiate lets. for one day only, we're putting an i in team. then is america running out of a favorite food? or did we just lose it in our folds. and my guest is kentucky basketball coach john calipari, damn, i had the coach from duke in my bracket. market analysts say that ipad fever is cooling. meanwhile kindle dysentery still runs rampant. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> stephen: hell yea!, boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. good to have you. (cheers and applause) >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. thank you so much. please, please, sit down, folks, in here and if anybody at home is standing up take a squat, folks, you watch this show. you know i love numbered lists. one, two, three. i could go on. the main reason i love them is because america is always at the top. we are

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. >> a quarter of a million american college students are expected to visit daytona florida over the next three weeks and they are not studying. what they are doing is having fun. the kind of fun that frankie avalon and annette funicello never even dreamed possible. >> stephen: tonight, did the c.i.a. go too far to fight terrorism? if you answered yes, the drones are on the way! (laughter) then standardized tests get an update. reading comprehension will now be limited to 140 characters! (laughter) and my guest dame jane goodall has a new book, seeds of hope, wisdom of the world of plants. it's printed on dead plants. new documents allege al sharpton was an informant. he must have joined msnbc as the wit protection program. this is the "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! thank you for joining us! (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: welcome to

captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >> pelley: tonight, pres obama puts vladimir putin notice. in an interview with major garrett, mr. obama says russia is providing convert support to militias agitating in eastern ukraine. >> mr. putin's decisions are not just bad for ukraine, over the long term they'll be bad for russia. >> pelley: nightmare at sea-- seth doane reports people missing after a ferry capsizes of the coast of south korea. ben tracy has a few words about the new s.a.t. why kids won't need to know the meaning of propinquity or lachrymose on the redesigned test. and anthony mason on turning forgery into an art form. >> this is being treated as a work of fine art. >> reporter: but it's a fake. >> it is, yes, but it's a very important fake. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. president obama said tonight russia has no excuse for massing troops on the border of ukraine, and no excuse for lending covert support to militias causing what he calls chaos there. ukra

captioning funded by cbs captioning funded by cbs >>> this is the "cbs morning news" for april 2nd, 2014. good morning. good to be with you. i'm anne-marie green. a powerful earthquake struck off the coast of northern chile last night, killing at least five people. well, this morning it appears there has not been a significant number of injuries or major damage. the magnitude 8.2 quake set off a small tsunami that forced evacuations along chile's entire pacific coast. the quake was felt in nearby peru, bolivia, and followed at least 20 aftershocks. the quake caused landslides that blocked roads and several businesses caught fire. and some 300 inmates escaped from a women's prison. chile is one of the most earthquake-prone places. they say this is the latest in the past two weeks and may be a precursor to larger event. >> we expect another 8.8, 8.9 earthquake sometime in the future. it could be tomorrow or in a few years. we do not know when it's going to occur. the key here is this magnitude 8.2 is not the large one expected for this area. we're expecting a potentially even larger earthq

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> jon: that's our show. here it is your moment of zen. >> a quarter of a million american college students are expected to visit daytona florida over the next three weeks and they are not studying. what they are doing is having fun. the kind of fun that frankie avalon and annette funicello never even dreamed possible. >> tonight big news from the steck world, will we finally learn the purpose of the nap. then obama wants equality in the workplace. that makes no sense. why would i stare at a pan's chest. and my guest facebook coo sheryl sandberg has a new book called lean in for graduates. take that, parents, who told them to stand up straight. hillary clinton announced she may run for president. i have not been this shocked since mitt romney announced he ran for president. this is the colbert report captioning sponsored by comedy central (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. i'll be with you in a second. >> stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen!

hear from aereo head chet kanojia on [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] ♪ >> this week on "q&a," author and duke alum, william cohan, discusses his new book "the price of silence: the duke lacrosse scandal, the power of the elite, and the corruption of our great universities." ♪ >> william d. cohan, author of "the price of silence," what does the title mean? >> there's been so much said and written about this case when it first happened. some people think it is in an ironic title. >> you are

[captioning performed by national captioning institute] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] >> i stand here with my colleagues on the arizona delegation, both senate and house, and with very close friends of congresswoman gabrielle giffords to remember a tranl i can -- a tragic event that took place three years ago today. 10:10 ry 8, 2011, at m., in just 19.6 seconds, 19 people, including congresswoman giffords and myself, were shot during a congressional corner in tucson, arizona. this event was democracy in action. a member of this body, the people's house, was meeting one-on-one with her constituents. six wonderful people died that day, including my friend, gabe zimmerman, my go-to guy on the congress woman's staff. but, you know, tucson and southern arizona have definitely not been defined by that terrible act. but instead, we are defined by how our community responded. the compassion, the love, the prayers and the goodwill that poured out have helped all of us heal our broken hearts and bring some good out of that horrific day. organizations have been establ

[captioning made possible by the national captioning institute, inc., in cooperation with the united states house of representatives. any use of the closed-captioned coverage of the house proceedings for political or commercial purposes is expressly prohibited by the u.s. house of representatives.] the speaker pro tempore: on this vote the yeas are 238. the nays are 181. the resolution is adopted. without objection, the motion to reconsider is laid on the table. the speaker pro tempore: for what purpose does the gentleman neeness, ornia, mr. seek recognition -- nunes, seek recognition? mr. neeness: i call up h.r. 4414, the expatriate health coverage clarification act of 2014 and ask for its immediate consideration. the speaker pro tempore: the clerk will report the title of the bill. the clerk: a bill claire claire the ill to clarify treatment under the patient protection and affordable care act of health plans in which expatriates are the primary enrollees and for other purposes. the speaker pro tempore: the house will be in order. please take your conversations off the floor. pursu

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[applause] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] >> tomorrow supreme court justice stephen breyer will speak on human rights. the event also includes remarks from human rights advocates. you will be cohosted by georgetown, the new york review, and the london-based thing in center for the role of law. you can watch it live on monday at 4 p.m. eastern. >> during this month, c-span is pleased to present our winning entries in this year's student can bitter you -- video documentary competition. studentcam is c-span's annual competition that encourages middle and high school students to think critically about issues. winning documentaries were based question, what's the most important issue the u.s. congress should consider in 2014? second prize winner frank boudon is a junior at troy high school in troy, michigan. he believes congress should make education their most important issue. ♪ >> i want to be a ballerina teacher. >> i want to be a professional soccer player. >> when i grow up i want to be a model, and i wa

part of that is this earthquake simulator which attempts to replicate a -- captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) >> stephen: hello, everybody! thank you so much for joining us! (audience chanting stephen) thank you, ladies and gentlemen! welcome to the report! thank you for joining us tonight! (cheers and applause) thank you for joining us in here, out there, all around the world! i want to welcome everyone joining us, all the people here. i don't know all your names other than lauren matherson -- (cheers and applause) i'll try. folks, tonight we're all happy and i wish i could come to you with good news, but the worst imaginable thing that happened -- millions of americans are going to get healthcare... (laughter) jim? >> the white house announced 7,041,000 people signed up for coverage under the affordable care act. they've reached their anticipated goal of 7 million. >> the obama administration is claiming victory in its long, painful struggle to sign up consumers for health care. >> 7.1 million americans ha

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captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >> pel >> pelley: tonight, deadly thlay. the captain of that capsized t rry delayed the evacuation. did that cost lives? seth doane on the search. a diplomatic breakthrough on arraine. margaret brennan is covering the talks. anthony mason on the pain for russia, and holly williams at eid scene of the crisis. orip reid on the search for life on the floor of the gulf after the b.p. spill. >> four years ago, there was nothing. i saw one crab in an eight-hour dive. >> reporter: how about now? >> pelley: and mark strassman on america's 50-year love affair with a pony. what did you think when you laid eyes on it? >> i couldn't believe it, i couldn't believe it-- a mustang. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. more bodies were recovered today from the scene of the ferry disaster off south korea, but hundreds of people, most of them teenagers from the same school, are presumed to be still aboard the sunken vessel. one anguished parent said

captioner is linda macdonald. store. bb is at >>> and we have breaking news tonight. a car plows into a crowded bay area chocolate store. kpix 5 reporter brian webb is at the scene in pleasant hill right now. brian? >> reporter: and police say this all started when two cars collided in this intersection right out in front of the store. one of the cars ricocheted off the other one perfectly came up this path right through the front doors and it was something of an easter miracle nobody was hurt inside. this is why. wow! a car right in the middle of the store stopped at the back wall and a delicious mess of candy and chocolate all around. police say there were plenty of people inside too, customers and workers, and nobody was seriously hurt mainly, they say, because somebody inside saw the car as it was coming and yelled out for everybody to get out of the way. >> there were several people in the building. thankfully, nobody was hurt. it was actually quite crowded. there were at least 11 employees and probably just

have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> yourrning. it's thursday, april 4. i'm michelle griego. >> and mahalo, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. michelle is back from hawaii. >> aloha! what did i miss? >> temperatures in the mid-80s, no humidity? >> and where's my mai tai? >> there you go. you like those umbrella drinks. [ laughter ] >>> we have changes coming our way. we have a lot of clouds moving into california. you see some rain coming in our direction. we'll talk about that coming up. >> and we have a lot of overnight roadwork out there plus an accident already this morning coming into san leandro. it sounds like one lane is blocked right now southbound 880 so we'll tell you how it's slowing down the morning commute coming up. >> time to get back to work. >>> some developing news now. an 84-year-old man is in custody suspected of shooting at a doctor prompting a big police response and evacuations in a daly city medical building. police arrested raymond iwase late last night at his home where investigators say they found a gu

[applause] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] >> in a few short months, capitol visitors center will be complete the -- completed. and then the work of this congress will be described to future generations. visitors will view an introductory film entitled "out of many: one." i said that solutions to problems cannot be found in a pool of bitterness. the framers expected the floor of this house to be a place of passionate debate, a place where competing ideas and philosophies clash, a crucible where many ideas can be blended together to forge a strong nation. but this floor should also be a place of civility. and mutual respect. and a place where statesmanship and not just electoral politics guide our decisions. president reagan was right. there's no limit to what we can accomplish if you don't mind who gets the credit. eight years ago i broke with tradition and gave my inaugural speech from this microphone and the well of the house and not from the speaker's chair. i did so because i said my legislative poem

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tim pawlenty. -- [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [captioning performed by nationalaptioning institute] >> i am loyal to duke and i didn't do this to hurt duke. tremendous amount of passion about this already. on amazon, i have 25 1-star reviews, even though the book has not been out a week and this is only a 600 page book. these oneink any of star review writers have read this book. the last one was about goldman sachs and people have a lot of passion about this, but this is another realm altogether. >> in "the price of silence," cohan looks at the duke lacrosse scandal of 2006 tonight on "q & a." >> this morning on "washington j ournal," a conversation about private sector jobs with ros s eisenbrey and daniel mitchel, kurtzleben talks with the federal reserve and state the economy. ojanskyn matthew r talks about vladimir putin and the unrest in the ukraine. "washington calls, journal" is next. ♪ ♪ host: good morning on this easter sunday, april 20, 2014. we are bringing you a three-hour washington journal this morning where we focus on the nation's employment pictu

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captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >>> your realtime captioner is linda macdonald. >>> good morning, it's thursday april 3, i'm michelle griego. >> the weekend is approaching. >> hi, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. get you out the door with a little traffic and weather. >> slight chance of rain. >>> computer models are arguing on the timing and intensity of an area of low pressure that wants to move this way overnight tonight through friday morning. partly to mostly cloudy right now. notice the wide range in temperatures from 43 degrees in livermore to now 50 degrees in san francisco. today what you need to know is that we will see increasing cloud cover during the day. a chance of light rain overnight tonight through friday morning. anything we see will be less than .10" of rain. sunny warmer over the weekend. 10 degrees warmer on sunday than saturday. and much warmer on monday through wednesday. >>> elizabeth, beach weather? >> maybe, gosh, upper 80s now. i like that. it looks great. for right now the biggest difference in the morning commute is just the dry roads

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captioning funded by cbs captioning funded by cbs >>> this is the "cbs morning news" for wednesday, april 30th, 2014. good morning. good to be with you. i'm anne-marie green. it has been another night of dangerous weather in the southeast, and while the threat from tornadoes has eased, the new worry is flooding. the storm system that ravaged the midwest and the south has moved east. several tornados touched down in north carolina, but did not cause serious damage. but the storm is drenching the southeast with flood-producing rains. the florida panhandle got some of the worst. at least 36 people were killed by this week's severe weather and at least three were killed in alabama. adriana diaz is in duncanville, alabama. adriana, good morning. >> reporter: anne-marie, a community has picked up the pieces after a destructive tornado. they're not getting a break. relentless rains are making matters worse. heavy rain caused flash flooding across the south well into the night. firefighters in mobile, alabama, carried people from their homes as water blocked off roads. in pensacola, florida, more

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have a great day. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> yournda macdonald. >>> good morning, it is wednesday, april 23rd. i'm juliette goodrich in for michelle griego. >> "hump day"! . >> hi, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. it's 4:30. lawrence is excited because we have some weather on the horizon. >> yes, we do. we have more weather coming. we have some rain coming our way but not today. less wind around the bay area, looks like it will be a decent day. more sunshine and temperatures going to be warming up. yeah, we'll talk more about that rain, though, coming up in a few minutes. >> looks like we have some roadwork going on on the lower deck of the bay bridge. eastbound before the island. plus the wind advisories are in effect for a lot of bridges. the chp issued wind advisories. we'll break down the morning commute coming up. >> it is windy going over the bridge. >> it is. >> all right. thank you, elizabeth. >>> it is 4:30. we begin this morning with a palo alto man who is now recovering in a modesto hospital after falling while rock climbing

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captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >>> your realtime captioner is linda macdonald. >>> good morning, i'm juliette goodrich. michelle is off this morning. >> hi, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. happy friday. it is 5:00. get you out the door with a little traffic and weather. brian is in for lawrence this morning. >>> good morning, frank. and good morning to you. thanks for stopping by channel 5 this early friday morning. we have a nice forecast and a nice weekend on tap, too. temperatures today will approach the 80-degree reading inland. around the bay we'll be in the low 70s and at the coast this morning, a few low clouds, not much, most people will be waking up to nice brilliant sunshine and the extended forecast is calling for that sunny warm weather to continue right through the weekend. numbers peak on sunday. monday we cool it down a little bit and we have a chance of rain coming in on tuesday. and much cooler weather tuesday and wednesday and thursday we recover from that. but in the meantime, sunshine and plenty of it. let's get a look at the road ahead. here

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[captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2014] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] [laughter] >> and hairy in washington, ec, -- andtol hill, kangas here, in washington, d.c., on capitol hill, congress is back to work on monday. they will start on standards for releasing information on federal spending and the senate will work on judicial and senate nominations. you can watch the house live here on c-span and the senate on c-span2. coming up on c-span, a discussion with former whistleblowers. then, fcc officials discussed net neutrality and how the government will deal with who controls internet traffic. with"the communicators," russia blackburn, jared polis, and steve scully's. >> are ever on saturday the first conversation i had with a group of people was not about where you are from, what your school is like, but it was about our beliefsitics, on education and religion. after that moment, i was like oh "wow, this will be intense. the we have talked about politics, our experiences, will we have learned, who we met, and this is an expense i'll never forg

captions by: caption colorado comments@captioncolorado.com >>> your realtime captioner is linda macdonald. >>> good morning, everyone. i'm frank mallicoat. >> i'm michelle griego. time now 6:00. >>> developing at this hour, for a second time in five years a deadly mass shooting terrorizes fort hood military base in texas. the gunman shot and killed three people there and then turned the gun on himself. anne makovec tracking the latest now in our newsroom. the suspect was an iraq war veteran who was being treated for mental health issues. >> reporter: he had been treated for anxiety and depression. he was actually on medication and he was under evaluation for possible post-traumatic stress disorder after serving in combat in iraq. helicopters brought some of the victims to a hospital in temple, texas. at the time their prognosis was not good. >> all these patients are in our icu or will be there very shortly. three are in critical condition and the remaining are all seriously injured. >> reporter: first responders streamed toward fort hood where for the second time in less than five years,